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couldn't resist shopping

(mixtapes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)

shopping shopping

(monkeyinasuit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)

arf

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)

Arf!

Thank god it's not porn

for once

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useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)

Porn you say

that gives me an idea...

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)

Aww I miss riding trollys

And as for photos of ones self, I dont want to cause world wide panic, ill stay hidden thanks

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)

Stick with blobcat - it's safer

right i'm off - byee

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:57, archived)

Pearoast?

Sorry, but i really have the urge to roast a pea, seeing as i put it up at around 4am last time.

Just to express my utter hatrid for these people

(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)

i applied for a credit card that required the owner

to earn £10000 minimum, so i filled it in as £9999. still go the card though.

/autocomplete

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)

Deja-Vu

Didn't you tell us that yesterday?

Anyway. My mate Keith actually did this and managed to keep the poor telesales sod on the line for half an hour before admitting he lived in a 2nd floor flat.

Bastard.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)

next time

tell them you're interested get them all excited and then say, 'oh no, sorry i forgot this isn't my house' and put the phone down....stupid nothing better to do wish they were chav cunts

(blood, fish and bone makes your tomatoes grow big and juicy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)

It was people like you who made me quit my last job

in a callcentre.

No hang on, it was a shit job.

Plus who is picking that womans nose. It's not her!

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Netspore, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)

is this warning clear enough?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)

norks i understand

but where's the danger with it?

:)

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edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)

Well,

some ladies have the "talent" to be able to knock people out with their bassomas...
Not a pretty sight........

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)

how do you describe

that to the police sketch artist?

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)

I'd imagine perferably

with your mouth closed...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)

okay:

:-I

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)

Heh..

it made more sense in my head...
possibly...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)

Norks

Where?

(monkeyinasuit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)

what these

the link that led to outraged of b3ta demanding a warning

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)

Arf! now that's nsfw!

depending where you work

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)

Ace

they'll do

(monkeyinasuit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)

What does that...

.... CLICK ....

Oh shit....Alt-F4

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)

Yay NSFW!!!

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)

dagnabbit

i was expecting that to be a link somewhere.
you owe me porn.

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)

Not while your being so unfluffy

you'll get no porn here
;-)

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)

boo-

-urns!

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)

Hans Moleman

I was shouting boo-urns

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)

www.pornisherelotsandlotsofithonest.com

(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)

I was hoping

(monkeyinasuit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)

oh, the W stands for work.

i though it was women!

this post will self destruct in 5,4,3,2,1... BOOOM!

(howacearemonkeys itsaspoonerism, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)

Bunnies!

Didn't turn out as good as i though it would...

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)

*hyperventalates*

paper......bag.....please!!
That is genuinely scary, but i'll be rather pleased if he removes the teletubbies from our TVs!
WOO!!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)

agreed

on both accounts

 the world shall end about now.....right...about...now....?

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)

*waits*

............................................boom.

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)

not yet

unfortunately.

28.06.42.12 or something apparently.. hope yet..

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)

Ho hum

I've never seen the film so i havent a baldy.....
Have you ever seen Cabin Fever?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)

nope

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)

right...well....

dont, its shite. All I'll say is pancakes, mullet and Kung-Fu, and that's just one of 'em

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)

funk ... soul ... brother ?

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)

in order of yayness

tinky winky,lala, dippsy , po and frank the dead time traveling student rabit

(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)

ascending

surely

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)

?? ass what?

i'm confused and tired. please help me end this madness

(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)

never

the madness drives you

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)

to true

I feel like you know me. mary me and il have your mutant children

(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)

kinky

the natives can come 'round and dance with pigboy

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)

you've got to be kidding me

Lala, Dipsy, Tinkywinky, Po.

Clearly. Dipsy has a pimp hat for fuck's sake.

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)

tinkie has a handbag

end of argument me thinks

(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)

Frank, teh evil rabbit!

i saw that film two days ago! one of the best i've seen in a long time

YAY!

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edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)

I've become rather obsessed

with the movie lately.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)

Arf!

Look out behind you!

Too late... Oh well...

Evil twunts anyway.... With a transvestite? What is this teaching our children! BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!!!

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)

Ban it!

BAN IT HARD!

(McChaff, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)

28.06.42.12

he he he, genius.
Does this mean that one of the teletubbies is responsable for the end of the world?
The bastards! I knew it!

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)

it must be the cross dressing tinkey winkie

woh ive just realised how perverted that name is

(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)

Apparently

Dipsy went La La over Po's Tinkie Winkie, or so I heard.

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)

I had that mpg a wile ago

but the police took my laptop

(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)

Fresh update from Seoul

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)

lmao

hahaha thats good

(TmsT, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)

hahaha

RIP though =(

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Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)

ahhh

they look like they're having a whale of a time...

/ gets coat (quickly)

(blood, fish and bone makes your tomatoes grow big and juicy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)

wait!

your aim was poor!

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)

He's fishing for compliments*

*Well this threads wasted already

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)

good god im drunk

it was such nice day i decided to get drunk with my chum. how are you all? i havent posted for ages!

(The Captain, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)

i'm very fractally indeed

thanks for asking

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)

Panicking slightly

I'm supposed to go see a band in Rotterdam on Saturday night at some gaff called 'Rotownn' and can't find any directions or nothing.

But other than that, mustn't grumble.

/Edit : Hang on, the silly buggers had misspelt it, the extra 'n' was extraneous. All fine now. Phew.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)

hey, for those who wanted wallpaper sized fractal things

www.lemony.co.uk/B3ta/Images/fractalbutterflyhuge.jpg and www.lemony.co.uk/B3ta/Images/fractalbutterflyhugenomash.jpg

both are ~200Kb at 1280x1024, if you want them smaller then erm... i suppose i can resize them for you if you can't

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)

Thankyou!

You're so great :)

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Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)

Oooh

I have to say, good backgrounds they make.

(monkeyinasuit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)

oohh

cool.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)

nice

(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)

i'd say this thread is anything but wasted

Can anybody lend me two grand?

(trumpet, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)

0-60 in three weeks?

Are you sure you can handle that sort of power?

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)

If you want a car you have to buy this one

cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2475019485&category=31830

(monkeyinasuit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)

wow

i think i may have just had a little accident...

(trumpet, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)

With that car

you can go back and warn yourself, as long as it does not cause a disruption in the space time continuum

(monkeyinasuit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)

i obviously haven't bought it then

because i didn't turn up and warn myself...
...or something...

...erm...

(explodes)

(trumpet, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)

Yeah, but it's a DeLorean

Which means that after one damp British summer you'll be the proud owner of a bucket of rust.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)

Famously....

... made from Aluminium.

In Belfast.

By a coke addict.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:55, archived)

does aluminium rust?

(monkeyinasuit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)

i can't seem to access it

but i'm goingt to guess delorean gullwing?

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)

5 groats and a turnip

tad small but it will do your eyesight good

(waikiki, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)

I very much doubt it!

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Bloody Student, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)

aaaaaaaaw

so cute
how you managed to make a whale look so happy with it's life, i'll never know

god, went a bit hippy-ish there :O

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bookerina, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)

*chuckle*

Yay for plankton!

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useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)

what does

the little whale say?

(kaibosh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)

"what's for pudding?"

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stup0t, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)

haha

that's cute then.

(kaibosh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)

hehehe

i like that a lot. look how happy he is!

(mwybsb, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)

that sounds familiar

though I can't remember from where

(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)

NORKS! FROM CARTOONS! HENTAI!!!!1

(I am an Oddity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)

Leech.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)

he own's infoseek

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edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)

CLICK!

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dipdapdop, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)

But where would you put it in?

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)

You haven't got the hang of this yet

have you? Why don't you go and have a nice lay down, and try again in a few hours.

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magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)

call that hentai?

/scours massive divx collection for chick-with-dick epic "Bible Black"...

(dognutz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)

BIG RON OWNS UP

(Mrt1977, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)

www.downloadfestival.co.uk

Metallica and Slayer are playing the Sunday and I love them, but Opeth and Hives and Electric Six are playing the Saturday, and I love them too. Are Opeth good live? ty.

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)

i guess nobody much cares then.

:'(

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)

Sorry.

I am interested, honest.

Seen em both before;

Slayer : Loud.
Metallica : Very Loud.

Take your earplugs.

/Edit : Haven't seen Opeth, but Electric-6 are worth catching (IMHO).

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)

Arf!

Woo yay, brotha!

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)

Star Wars should have been much better

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)

Nice one.

Have a : woo!

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)

Mmmm Mmmm. That is a tasty burger, Obi Wan.

woo yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)

we should have light-sabres for this shit...

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)

"What ain't no planet I've ever heard of!"

(McChaff, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)

The Secret Revealed!

OK, maybe this isn't a secret, but those are actual quotes from those guys!

(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

sorry for the threadjack

but my radio show is on errorfm.com now, if anyone wants to tune in

make requests via the website

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)

I will, and thanks for playing Bukkake song last week

What set up/programmes do you use? I just downloaded Sam2 broadcaster which seems okay (and better than winamp for proper broadcasting).

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magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)

im using winamp with the shoutcast plugin

because SAM2 is gay, and doesnt support AAC files (which all my tracks are encoded as)

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)

Where on the site

do i request stuff?

(Zoinkid, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)

Trust me to have gay software

Although I don't encode in aac it isn't too bad.

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magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)

you lie!

about the rasmus - i got my tickets to see them today!

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Alias, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)

Is he typing

LOOKIT MEee!! IM GEROGE BOOSH!111ONEHUNDREDELEVEN! IM SUN PRESICDENTS! IMYOU R MASRTRERGBATER

(I am an Oddity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)

I AM THE FUCKING MOON LORD!!!111

(dognutz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)

Baaaaa-booooooon!!

Yay. Baboons are good. Politicians less so*
*with the exception of the truly delightful Boris Johnson

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Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)

it was the BLURST of times?

(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)

ARGH YOU FUCKING CUNTS!

209.151.89.106/ osama is captured.

(I am an Oddity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)

What's that all about

your link is borked.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)

FUCKSOCKS

he escaped.

(I am an Oddity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)

it is

borked straight to borktown

(kaibosh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

I'm guessing

that's your phone number? Because it's not a webpage.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)

I got the linker in an eeeeemail

(I am an Oddity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

did it have

"increase the size of your wang by 30%" as the subject?

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dipdapdop, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)

There am no website

at that there address, it say*

*in more properer lang-ee-widge

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Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

Ez-Web hosting, Colorada, USA ...

...are clearly spacktards.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)

That's no mong..

..but hey may be he is...

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Signify, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)

Ron has moved to Klan TV

(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)

i like the fractal for this one best yet and i managed to get a shot of a quantum weather butterfly

cfb

without the butterfly

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)

Ooohhhh

That is priddy

(Copes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)

Yay!

What app are you using to generate the fractals?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)

this one used ultra fractal to make one of the julia sets which make up the background

and the newton set in the foreground

then i used some mandlebrot viewer (heavily retouched) or other for the mid ground

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)

K, thanks.

I'll take a look at them. The app I used to use was very low res. I miss using it though because it allowed you to enter your own parameters and equations, which was very cool.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)

as does ultra fractal

try it, it's really amazing

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)

Any chance of even biggerer*?

*wallpaper-sized
Pretty please?

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Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)

with or without the flutterby?

without is marginally easier but i'll put it in if you wish?

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

With,

if it's okay.
Thankyou!

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Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)

both

(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)

that's luverly

(try again...)

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)

wow

I've heard it's really hard to catch shots of those quantum weather butterflies in the wild.

Good Job!

(evening all!)

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

Ooooooo

That's fuckin loverly that is.

/hats in the off position.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

stoppit

your producing too many nice things my brain will explode

*pop*

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)

Finding the level...

It's not my fault. Somebody posted a link further down (in response to a x-word gag) to the Murdoch rag in question and without looking I clicked it. So now I have the bloody currant bun in my browser history. With the whole of the interweb to get your news from, why the cocking Sun?

Fucksocks.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)

I get my news from FARK,

and that was the link they gave.

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EvS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)

I wasn't having a pop.

It's just I really, really hate Murdoch.

/edit : Most Liverpool fans do - they can't give it away as bogroll in that fair city

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)

Star*

*written really small

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)

that ron guy being set on fire and lauched very high

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)

arf

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)

hmmm

*gets dictionary* A......Acrid....Acron....Across *mumbles* ah! i think i can do it!

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)

i dont' get it...

'star' doesn't fit.

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)

yeah, i know, it's a toughie

maybe it's an abbreviation, like RBS as in Really big star?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)

I like

woo!

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)

tweakui

is your friend

(dognutz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)

my first anim

took a while, hope you like (bigger)

(whizzo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)

Excelleny

amazing
woosome
Yayfull
Houpla!

what is it?

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)

mm that makes me think of the hash browns at my halls

bring on breakfast... :-D

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)

mmmmmm! hash browns...

so unhealthy

dammit - hungry now

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)

Yay!

That's great.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)

what does it eat and how does it sound?

i'd say fried mushrooms with cheese and "squonk-squonk"

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edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)

It's ace.

Doubleyou tea eff is it?

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Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)

woo to first anim

does he hover because he can't see down and therefore has never seen the floor?

(blood, fish and bone makes your tomatoes grow big and juicy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)

Hatstand - more of this kind of stuff.

woo yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)

thanks for that yays

and the hatstands. I could tell you where it came from, but then I'd have to kill something. Again. Damn, that also means I'm going to have to do more.

(whizzo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)

anims like that deserve...

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amon - hooray :D, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)

what is the meaning of life?

(mixtapes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)

Clonerific!

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hoifbjifbef, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

/geek

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

It's 43 now.

That's inflation for you...

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Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)

did the board jus bork?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)

Did for me

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)

ditto

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)

" "

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hoifbjifbef, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)

Yup.

It made me sad :(

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Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)

That is*

*may be naughty lies

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Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

Well I can tell you this,

it's not the clone brush.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)

Floating gurning nobby head?

I was going to do a pic with a small penis poking out of his trousers, but then I had a look through the first pages of results for penis, and felt slightly ill.

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magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)

How odd

As everyone's posting pictures of themselves, how could I resist? I dunno what the hell the boyf did to the camera here, in the full size it's all pixelly and distorted at the bottom.

Is this an excuse for my to start 'shopping myself again?

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useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)

Vanity, thy name is useful idiot*

dear oh dear

*more accuarately Laura, thy name is useful idiot

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

Yes it is

Comes from being told I'm gorgeous every 5 minutes. Eventually I gave up arguing *sigh* bah, now I sound like a bigheaded cunt.
Anyhoo, how did you know my name? *runs and hides*

Edit: It's in my profile, isn't it? *smacks forehead with palm*

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useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)

Every funky piece of you show art is signed

so either your nicking some poor girl's work or your name is Laura Louise Kylie Bernard Georgina Washington III OBE*

*may not be accurate and i'm not going to look it up either

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)

Of course

and ta for saying it's funky :)
I wish my middle name was Bernard, actually, it'd be a talking point.

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useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)

is it

real?

(mixtapes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)

they are?

dont wanna be left out

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)

EEEK!

i preferred* you with the drawn on beard

*in a manly platonic way, of course

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)

Hello, dirty new person alert....

After the big mission, Iceman decided to get a new job.

Don't know why. But it is. So there.

(Jonny Googs, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)

Hello

dirty new person.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)

I hate Madonna.

Stupid bitch delayed Alanis' new album by months because she's a money crazed debt-whore.

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hoifbjifbef, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)

Personally

I'm going to write to her and thank her.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)

Personally

I'm going to smack you in the chops for having such stereotypical misconceptions. You big mysogynist. :)

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hoifbjifbef, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)

Personally i am eatng a toffee and peacan cookie

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)

Personally

I think that sounds delish(ious).

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hoifbjifbef, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)

Personally i would have to say it is

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)

Evening

And welcome :)

(Copes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)

Evening new bod

pull up a kitten

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

Oi...

where'd the GIGANTIC PICTURE run off to?

Oh well..

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)

Don't just shrink it

Shop it!!

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)

nah he has

he's made him look slightly more respectable, facially

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)

And suddenly,

the quality of my work drops like a stone,,,

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)

Whilst we're playing the

"This is me" game.

This is me, because somone asked earlier...

Woo, pixilate me, baby!

Yes, that is a German issue army Jacket.(capital J)

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)

J for...

jerman, jacket, or jenuine?!

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

yeah and i look like

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

ooo arrrr

palm trees in the background...
Where's your farm? Spain?

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)

Probably Torquay

they always have palm trees there to emphasise that it's the 'English Riveria'

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)

bealieu

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)

Like the jacket

And the hair.

In fact, hide yourself before my boyf gets paranoid.

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useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

You do realise

I was talking to you earlier...:)

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)

Yes I do

But then I thought you were the master from doctor who :P

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useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

Is this an episode of M.A.S.H.

the suicidal solider who just wants to go home and see his wife and kids. "War is hell!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

i would

(mwybsb, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)

You can

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)

We'll watch.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)

fair enough

(mwybsb, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)

let's rock

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

ok then..

(mwybsb, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)

Humana humana

*rubs legs shooting stars style*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)

That

is freaking excellent,, has someone just set a 'shopping' time record?

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)

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