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# did this for a friend.
safe as fuckin fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# sweet.
Norway's not in the EU.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# cor.
Hot off the presses like a warm thing from some squashing things!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# !
damn you, that's Canada's title... or is it Puerto Rico's? Or maybe South Korea is the 52nd state?
(nabi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 3:59, archived)
# how can i get woo
i want to feel it in my pants
(nun lover, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/3082985
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# what he said ^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# another comical ebay item
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3476598931
(I helped save b3ta! Alias, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
# AHAHAAAAAAHAHA HAHAHAHA
pants
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)
# cock!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# ... a doodle do?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# fuck a doodle do!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# You're thinking about S.C. again aren't you?!!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Sara Cox?!
How dare you profane this place of worship with your devil tongue!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)
# I was thinking sub. chick...
... but y'know. It takes allsorts. Not liquorice ones though, yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# I see,,,
I was thinking of Shaun of the Dead.
Saw it yesterday.
Quite possibly the funniest film I have ever seen!*

*quite possibly 100% FACT
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)
# that time already?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# its
always that time!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] We're through the looking glass here, people...
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# never before in my life
have I been so glad to see a redex!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)
# thirded....fourth'd.....
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
# I usually say that.
But SOMEONE said I was selfish for stealing all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Really?
Some utter swine, no doubt ;)
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Totally!
I must remind you that these suspenders cut into your skin after a while. Actually, I might not need to remind you... who knows, you might know exactly what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)
# I saw a suspender cut once...
like a paper cut, only kinkier.
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)
# i'm in a
greedy mood - sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)
# I...
Like it.
(edhead, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
# /confused
/checks challenge

/even more confused.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
# OK its not bang on topic
but it is Thursday night.

Its based on "Illuminati", a card game concerning conspiracies (thus tenuously linked to secret government departments).
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# aah
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
# The sad fact is
I own that game and have never played it. Basically because we've been too drunk to get to grips with the rules.
(saurbaum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# You think that's sad?
I have played it.

/kidding... its an ok game
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)
# Certainly looked like
it had potential. Just not something to learn after a few cold ones, a couple of room temperature ones and one that was warming under your head all night.
(saurbaum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# OK
Could possibly be played drunk but, agreed, not learned drunk.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# card-playing-game-type-thingy-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)
# Girthin' it hard
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# hehehehe
he looks bored with us.

I'm trying to entertain him, but he just looks unimpressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# hehe . .
Woo ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
# heehee
i likes that
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
# haha! marvelous munching action...
she's finished her socks then?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Fantastic stuff Ecs
we'd expect nowt less.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# ditto mr koit :)
that's one of my favourite squirrels that is...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# He/she is certainly a fountain of hummus
and a beauty to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)
# i put him/her in big pants once...
it overwhelmed the beauty somewhat... :)
right... back to flash... determined to finish the first part of my pic...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Flash is a pain in the ass
takes ages !!! GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# arf! your space anims have been fab...
i rather like doing flash stuff but it is the only thing i use for anims... i just can't get my cat and dog right in the pic i'm doing at the moment... should probably move on to something else but stubborness has kicked in...
right... i am off now :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Woo!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# WOOOOO!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# i'm not normal
(nun lover, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# oh god
that horrible thing is back
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# like Steven Seagal
you have only one expression
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)
# but hundreds
of lurid jackets.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
# Oh,
I had a thought yesterday (yes I know, wow and all that). Im pretty sure it was you that I was talking to about Usher and 50cent and youd said you liked that line about fat kids and cake. I remembered that in Let The Good Times Roll by Jimi Henrix, there is the line: I love you baby like a miner loves gold. i think this is infintely better. I will be quiet now.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Woo for the Jimi!
I agree wholeheartedly.
50 Cent is now officially 100% platinum plated poo in my opinion.
Thanks for that!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Anyone
that cheats at cards deserves to become plated in a thin layer of expensive metal in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)
# Just like in Ninja Scroll!

too random?
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)
# Yes.
i missed that reference entirely. But still, boo nay 50cent
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# boo nay indeed.
Seriously though, check Ninja Scroll. Is crazy Manga cartoonishness. Don't normally go for the whole jap anime thing really, but this one's a good un'. I think there's a 10th anniversary DVD in shops now.
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
# Right,
ill bear that in mind. As for me I'm off to drink more vodka and annoy the people in the flat upstairs by playing funky house extremely loud. Have fun all.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Give 'em hell!
I'm sure they deserve it.

mmm...vodka!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)
# glee
ninja scroll makes me happy
(nun lover, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
# japanese steel
has that effect on some people.
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Is this picture taken 30 years after the previous one?
What happenend to the other twin?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# What a lovely looking family
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# does the father not notice
that two of his children are black?
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# he knows
that's why he makes the face
(nun lover, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# ahh
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)
# You are a young person.
Aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)
# what
choo talkin 'bout!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Beau Bo d'Or
you smell
(lib319, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# HE DOES
FARTY PANTS BOBODOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# oooh! its you!
I like the top you are wearing tonight...
I still have that space in my eye-jar for those beauties
*twitch* *twitch*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby, the Zak Mc Flimby!! I hate you!! Get out of my head dammit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:13, archived)
# kissy kissy
I wonder how squishy those eyes are.

They sure look pretty
*squish* *squish*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:17, archived)
# right that's it!!
To Do.

1. Call building supply warehouse
2. Order half a tonne of bricks
3. Call back, forgot the mortar
4. Purchase 217 microwave pizzas and a bottle of dandelion and burdock pop
5. Brick the fucking doors up
6. Pray
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# I made you a picture
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# *shudder*
7. order new Y fronts

I still can't figure out how you type with that straight jacket on
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# eye-crayons

Got any more pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# erm... no Zak.... sorry.... erm..... all gone...
maybe try next door?

please try next door, please try next door, please try next door
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# I did, but they seem to be dead
it looks like some scissors may have fallen into their eye sockets.
Most unfortunate.
And sad.


Say... got any more of that dandelion and burdock?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# You fly I'll buy!! Here take ALL the money!!

please leave, please leave, please leave
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)
# Money? We have no need for money.
Not where we are going...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# I love you Zak
but you scare the beejesus out of me
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Pea-roast

I think we've used the same site to shop from...
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:13, archived)
# judging from your image I would concur


/parka
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)
# i'm going to bed
everyone who reads this post is gay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# DOH


night
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# oh yeah!
it's the GaaaaaaaayShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiift.
Night Lemony, and night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Damn-straight.
G'night mate.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# bugger!



bugger?
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# Give me a minute
*pats talc on arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)
# KY works better
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Not if you're going for that
'new baby' smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)
# KY now comes in 4 fantastic new varieties:
- Cheese and Onion
- Marmite
- New Baby Smell
- Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:21, archived)
# disturbing
(mwybsb, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)
# good effort that man
you've been here 4 days, and have contributed.
Hip-hip!


hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# man
you is the gayest.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
he's a big gayer
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Is that like
Beau "B.O." d'Or?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)
# yeah
and Beau BodOur

*holds nose*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
# i took a picture of a bee today.

bee.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
# bee-ute-tif-ul
/coathatglovescarf... i may be gone for sometime
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Don't go
We'll just let it bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Captain Oates
Persistent Wanker?
(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# I like my woman like I like my coffee:
covered in bees!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# what an odd
thing to say
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# not
if you like jam.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# :)
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Tis Eddie Izzard, my good man
check him out.
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
#
*checks*
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
# he does enjoy
womens makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# he sure does.
buy his cd's.
Much less distressing on the peepers.
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)
# that's lovely.
never has the simple word "bee" given me so much joy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# lovely
bbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# i'm new
(nun lover, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# leaving so soon?
you only just got here and you're already on your way to HELL

edit - appologies, thats filthtastic, A* for effort
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Im only stopping briefly
but it gives me another opportunity for this:

(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Highway to Hell?
Stairway to Heaven?
Which path should one choose?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Oh,
a taxing question, musically, Stairway to Heaven, theologically, Highway to Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# i didn't just imagine clicking on a link to
"sex perv" did i?

because there seems to be an image of one open in my browser.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Like me,
you really did, but then the link was deleted. It was above Highway to Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# phew.
er, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# filthy filthy man
deleted upon request
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Hello, New,
I'm stickman_ben.
Your picture scares me- Pull up a chair and shop a kitten. Welcome your* never leave etc.

*deliberate mis-spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# haha
i think you get the idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# hahaha
thats scary but very woo at the same time
(TmsT, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# special, too
by the looks of it! ;)
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# well at least i know my kids are safe





cos they havent been born, or in fact concieved...still, i think my balls are fairly safe
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Sings "See you in Hell" by


Grim Reaper
(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# you're also disturbing
you'll probably fit in nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# last one for tonight


LOOK OUT
half cut and internal feeling of well being...
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# he looks green
*boing*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# the local farmers wanted to play a rousing game of keep away.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# I fulfilled a long-term desire the other day
by finally managing to purchase a rubber chicken.
I have no idea what to do with it now.

EDIT:HOW RUDE! Sorry WOO YAY and indeed, Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# i plan to buy
a mullet wig and meshback hat this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# choke it
choke it hard



/inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# You'd be amazed how unsatisfying that was.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# bet it won't stop you from doing it again!
Wanking is like Pringles. Taste disgusting, but once you pop, you can't stop.

or something...
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Hiya...
... do me a favour and mail me? I've *temporarily misplaced* your email! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# well, ok
but you owe me BIG TIME!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Thank youuuu!
I will be a subserviant chicken for the night if you wish*.


* Won't.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# what if
I asked nicely?
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Then I may reconsider.
*Goes and finds garters and stockings and such to look the part*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Purleeeeease
be my subservient chicken!
My last one died on me.

don't make 'em like they used to
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# I recommend stopping
when bleeding starts.

FACT taken from 1001 Mastabatory Tips for Kids- out now at all good booksellers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# (:
wise wise words
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# starts?!
Oh crap, I thought that was normal!!

/faints
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Find a house that you can only reach
by zip line.
Utilise rubber chicken*

*May require a pulley-in-the-middle
/monkey island
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Haa Haa
Someone else remembers that evil game
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Evil?
I lived the best years of my life* inside the first 3 (4 was evil!)

*not entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Too much
sanity was lost playing those games
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)
# ever since monkey island
i have always had a secret yearning for one
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# I think mine came
from watching Fozzie bear on the Muppetts. He seemed so happy with it.

I was an impressionable youth.

What? Why are you all looking at me like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# mind the urine!
www.b3ta.com/board/3082849
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# can you make a tea towel chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# woo yay!
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Evening all . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Bite him! Hard!
Woo, 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# it's the
curious orange!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Consider the lily.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# i suppose it's too much to hope
that someone recorded all the tmwrnjs and put them online

right?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# HUMAN FLESH!!!
sorry, no idea.
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
# thread waste
sorry for that. I would like to thank the owner of www.thewoo.com that I can see the b3ta-board again while in the office. www.b3ta.com/board is blocked at the cruel and doomed place where I work.

Thank you Sir. And endless WOO to you
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Not Websense is it ? .
We've got that at work, I'd hate to think they'd block this place . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# I think my work does
but, hahaha domain admin rights, crazy fools
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# actually it is
and it's multi national corporation, so I can't just bribe somebody with pint. (which usually does the job)
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Hey Beau Bo d'Or!!

Here's your half a chance..I think she's flirting with you!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# eye wood
that is really beautiful
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# I think she's asleep.
Legless too.
Woo, tis gorgeous!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# i can see legs
i think
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# good for you
where would we be without them?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# much closer
to the floor
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# skirt
a womanly skirt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# oh yes
I apologise most humbly.
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Thats' ok, have something else that didn't go over too well
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# that's
fantabulous!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# have you done any other stuff like this
or have a linky to website? Your profile is (mostly) empty...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
#
www.betastorage.com/b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Woo!
That's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# thas sooperb
woo yay indeed
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# that is gorgeous
woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# wow
so pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Possible GC.
1337 cl0XX

That would do my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# its gc i think
though i may have seen it on HON


either way i want one... and the watches you can get
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# hmmm....
didn't come up on glassco.cx ...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# meh... maybe it was another site
they're pretty common
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# those are mint
it's a good job my credit card's in the car i feel...
/can occasionally control spending.
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# First Post

Much better than boring old cocktail sticks!
Please be gentle. k thnx
(gj is Iron Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# good
punnage
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Welcome!
You'll never leave...
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# .


To actually see the detail, please Bigifacate!
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Never leave a monkey behind!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Edit:
I get a B3ta 404 page. Which is a shame, cos the small version looks great.

Woo biggy!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# its woo
but your big linkie is no workie!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# I think
you need to put the http:// bit in
EDIT: bonza.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# That's some top shopping!


woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# oops
i forgot the http:// it works now!
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# That's incredibly well done!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Woo!
The guy on the right looks really concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# wouldn't
you?
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# monkey at war
fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# i don't want to think about how long this took you
but it was well worth it. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# heh
Thanks, i was waiting to pick up my sis, so i had a few hours to fart around. . .
(Operand B, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# wooo have a mokey/human hybrid repost
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# that is fantastic
good effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Have some quickly made and senseless violence
(kaibosh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# The french brought this evil upon us
woo yay!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# CUUUUURRRRRRRSSSSEEE YYYOOOOOOOOU
FREEEEEEENCCCHHEERRRRRRRSSS!!!!!


*shakes fist pathetically*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# limp wristed fag!

frencher!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
#
*tends to slightly bruised ulna*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I had to look that one up.
Smooth move, professor!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# I didn't just add the suffix
to pick up chicks, you know

Hey there laydeez, by the way*wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# woo!
now baguette in!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# is that a big poo?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# it will be
eventually
(kaibosh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# baguettes dont kill
people do

/NRA... or i suppose it would be the NBA? no wait thats taken... oh forget it
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# what about NDPA
National Dough Products Association
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# or
National Association of Makers of Bread of Lenghty Attributes, NAMBLA. Oh wait...
(kaibosh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# you'll have a fight on your hands
for that domain name
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# wise words
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# I knew it!!
That the cheese-eating surrender monkeys had something more insidious up their sleeves
(boukha, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# any one else get a baby's arm when someone mentions Michael?


(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# wooooooooooooo
zombification :)
evening all. i've been at a bbq and then fire in ze woods at uni. it were reet good

/smells of wood smoke.
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# 'Ning
yay for forest fires
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Jackson is disputing
all claims he had an affair with Victoria Beckham.
He was in Brooklyn at the time


/Popbitch
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# boom boom
ha ha ha ha
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] here we go


MOD EDIT- I hate you all, your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Give that man a spoon.


Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# extreme make over #1


just had a nasty e-mail from my other halfs brother accusing us of lying about our daughter being ill so we dont have to go to his wedding! fucking cockmuncher!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Sounds entirely
unecessary. What did you say in return?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# we jsut told him he was wrong and he shouldnt jump to
such outrages conclusions! my daughter (and us) have been i'll with a bad tummy bug! not really the best thing to have when sitting in a church! dont think the sounds of vomiting goes nicley with the I do's

plus free meal if we went! :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Well I hope
you're all better now.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# cheers!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# How lovely
she's all dolled up.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# reminds me of the new South Park episode
it's on Suprnova at the moment and pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Which one's that?
I got some of the latest ones from bit torrent, but not that one I thinks
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# The Michael Jefferson one
episode 06
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# ooooooh new south park
going to a big LAN on saturday, so should be able to pick them all up there

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Not got hat one


*seeks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)

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