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# tagmaster
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:43, archived)
# tsk tsk
naughty furtive
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:44, archived)
# man
that coke bear gets up to some naughty stuff.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:44, archived)
# it's not the coke bear.
TJ: website tracker

does anyone have experience of/can recommend a website tracker that will "do" multiple sites and gives you search engine keywords/everything else - preferably with an invisible(transparent) tracker image

don't mind paying - i doubt the free ones will be much cop but..

apologies if you just read this on 4rthur
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:47, archived)
# I use statcounter.
Invisible counter, you get referrers, keywords etc, traffic information.. blah.
Not sure if it'll do everything you want, but they've been great for me (i've got three on one account).
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:52, archived)
# cheers
will ave a look
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:53, archived)
# Woo!
go Furtive!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:45, archived)
# yay! go Furtive!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:47, archived)
# woo
pearoast:
yay
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:46, archived)
# OOooh
I like that one.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Happy Birthday!

it's a day late since he's a poo stain and wasn't here last night.

edit: I like giving you all seizures.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:42, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
MY EYES!!!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:43, archived)
# *dies*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:43, archived)
# spacks out
ugh
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:43, archived)
# poostain?
bah! i was having a birthday headache! (100% of sad but true FACT) 25 candles =D

*has a birthday-related spack* thankyou FPM ^^
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:44, archived)
# just what Dano wanted for his birthday,
an epileptic fit!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:44, archived)
# Ouchies!
Woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:44, archived)
# ARGH
but its nice of you
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:45, archived)
# Some wallpaper for you...

...and you'll never find your cursor again!
BwuhahahaHAAAAAAAA!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Um...
Mines the one with the shadow

and it moves when i move the mouse

Woo though
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:39, archived)
# *Phew*
(3d cursor)

Woosome!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:40, archived)
# it
makes my eyes hurt
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Mines the really small curser..
good idea tho
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:42, archived)
# tile it
tile it hard
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:43, archived)
# haha
I put my cursor there and it dissapearred!!!
WOAH
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:42, archived)
# My pointer's black.
It's easier to find.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:43, archived)
# heh
that works really well as a background, depending on how much you want your eyes messed, up, thats quite a lot then...

woo yay houpla to you
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:47, archived)
# thats brilliant
damn my cursor shadow!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:50, archived)
# I just discoverd the world's most fun game using that wallpaper.
It involves looking away from your screen, moving the mouse, then trying to guess witch one is real. It's strange.

/edit : been playing it a while now, and it's possibly not the best game in the WORLD, but it's certainley fun.

/edit2 : Been playing for quite some time now, it's wearing thin, but still more fun than many other so-called 'games'.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Animate it!
Animate it HARD!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Luke was glad BT called him up
as his first two attempts at telecoms ads had left him feeling uneasy for some reason
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is fucking brilliant
I salute you!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:36, archived)
# That's no logo!
Hee hee, brilliant.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:36, archived)
# pfft!!!
that am tres woo!

and that's french!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Haha
Clever, like it.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:37, archived)
# HA
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:37, archived)
# I dont....Hold on...
I get it...

Woo...The Hummus is strong with you.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Woo!
How fantastically left-field of you.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Vereh nicely done!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:38, archived)
# ...
Very clever. Have a woo.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:39, archived)
# well the last pic
deffiantly aint no moon.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
Lovely!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Have a painmash of houses form Hell on ITV
'The GHOST Houses'

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:35, archived)
# I feel the pain of that mash.
WTF is wrong with these chavvy scum?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:36, archived)
# They're probably sad at the lack of DJ Sammy recently.....
'noonish, how goes it?
Didn't watch RHCP-in profile as I fell asleep aaaaages before it was on, but I know everything about them so its ok perhaps...:P
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:44, archived)
# noon/ning!
It goes well with me, thanks for asking.
What it probably said:

1)RHCP are best band in world.
2)Anthony is a serious hotty.
3)Flea is hairy.
4)Anthony is married, he just doesn't know it yet!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Heehee
I imagine that was it exactly :D
He should know by now though, what with the wedding ring in the post and all........
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:50, archived)
# ooh, ooh, can I see your ring?
/looks all innocent
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:54, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
Heehee, I'd like to have sent that to him.....
Ewwww,ewwww,ewwwwww, whats wrong with me?!?!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:59, archived)
# when I put my finger in my ring
I turn invisible.

at least, I hope no one can see me...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Ooo errr
thats rather worring, get help now!
*goes back to Anthony pecks collage*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Anthony pecks college?
I didn't know there was such a thing.
I bet you're the number 1 student.
Red Hot College of Pecks.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Ahhhh, if there was such a marvy thing
I would be :P
I ment that stick-paper-to-paper wotshamacallit thingie.....
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:19, archived)
# you have a collage of just his pecks, and nothing else?!
That's really rather disturbing.

/backs slowly away
/falls over cat
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Well...
not at the mo, but if I had time/ had lots of mags/ could be arsed i might like to see one someone else has done perhaps......
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:24, archived)
# more animals
Andy's on holiday
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Hold it!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:33, archived)
# hold it like a duck!
and supermoore's not here to post the link...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:35, archived)
# i can do that too
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:37, archived)
# see?
it's not just that northern shit-nugget that can do it.

*proud*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:41, archived)
# I can't...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:43, archived)
# thank you
my evening is now complete
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:37, archived)
# QUACK!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:33, archived)
# someone seems to have made a dirty protest on your picture
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Quack!!
WOOYAYHOUPLA

a lot more woosome than my sad attempt
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:40, archived)
# This is strangely familiar, don't you think? A bit worrying...especially that path...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Wow
A Goatse rock........

woo....I thunk
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Do I see a wedding ring?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Goatse
immortalised in bizzare tectonic action.
I like :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Woo!
Osama!

Osamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Becky, that sounds just like Injun Joe. C'mon, we've got to run!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Snake!
Snaaaaaake!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:40, archived)
# hooray for goatse in nature!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:41, archived)
# ooh,
what mysterious delights await any intrepid explorer?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:43, archived)
# In a rush pick up this book today


My first of poss many posts
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:30, archived)
# dear god
*wanders off shaking head*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:31, archived)
# its a winner
woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:33, archived)
# wooo
very punny
are you named for a pratchett god?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:34, archived)
# He is indeed
Woo for your noticing.
What do you mean he can answer for himself?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Yes, I believe i am
The Crocodile headed god i believe, may be wrong my memory is not as good as it once, now whats that word, dammit, ah, yes. was, thats the word, was.

So yes it is.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:38, archived)
# well then
woo to you sir
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:42, archived)
# My brother, ladies and gentlemen
It's Salman, you dunce!
Woo, though.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:35, archived)
# ah
aha but it is not, oh bollocks it is, meh
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:40, archived)
# Arsecookies!

Leg it!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Redexing
for me. Photobucket & Blueyonder don't get on. :)

EDIT: got through (?) on Guardster. Penguins?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Try now :-)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:29, archived)
# The bird's revenge!
It's only fair.
woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:30, archived)
# boing


repoast?...indeed
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:26, archived)
# pearoast? Yes.
funny? Very.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Courier: greatest font of all
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:29, archived)
# My friend needs a new haircut.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:25, archived)
# i wish my hair was as cool as that...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:26, archived)
# *casts morph spell*
PAZAAANG!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:27, archived)
# becomes a small plasticine
character
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:28, archived)
# moulds
new hairstyle
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:29, archived)
# good work mate...
anyway how's your conquest for world domination/general life going?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:32, archived)
# :)
poor fella
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:28, archived)
# hassle
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:16, archived)
# despite what you said
i rather like it, and i would buy it (may not be 100% of fact)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:17, archived)
# i wander what he's gonna rap about?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:22, archived)
# i stroll what he's going to talk to a beat about?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:24, archived)
# not you again argh!!!
wander through my mind searching for answers

wonder
wonder
wonder
wonder
wonder
wonder
wonder
wonder
wonder
wonder
wonder
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Was he quoting at you as well?
he's good at that
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha- Woo!
I believe!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:17, archived)
# blatant plug - greatest radio show on earth
www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/radio3_aod.shtml?latejunction_mon

then you will truly have the best music taste ever :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Listening
to Chris Moyles on the BBC player just now. Talking about men's bottoms.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Thanks for that
*sticks mplayer in record mode*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Just found ...
This on the wooster collective. Yes it is a real web site despite it's B3TA related name:

www.woostercollective.com
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:15, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/rocks back and forth
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:16, archived)
# gah!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:18, archived)
# ARGHHHH! ARGHHHH! ARGHHHHHHH!
please! Anything but the ipods
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:24, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:25, archived)
# ...
Sorry
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:28, archived)
# more here
www.gizmodo.com/archives/strip-pix-burn-iraq-016298.php

I kind of like it myself. :o)

[edit] - but I'm allowed to say that, because I didn't make a single Ipod image. :OP
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Secretly, she likes the notoriety
"Maxine? no, that's not me"
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:11, archived)
# ooooh
cheeky mare!


evenin all
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# evening
nobber
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# what a warm welcome :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:15, archived)
# * burns summat to do with kittens*
*with his firey wand of fire*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:16, archived)
# eeeeek!


/singed
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:16, archived)
# *puts on his wizarding hat*
*rolls for lv.21 magic arrows*
*rolls 2*
*fails*
*spontaneously combusts*
(haha i said busts)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:18, archived)
# D&D?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:18, archived)
# AD&D
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:19, archived)
# dear god
i think i'll cast enhance on my spell down below for that bit of pedantry

*rolls D20*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:20, archived)
# ooh you got a 20
roll again
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:21, archived)
# *rolls D20*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:22, archived)
# and a 16
good call....

/begins to smell of his own sweat and urine

ooh effective spell
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:23, archived)
# that's no sweat!
*finds potion of healing*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:26, archived)
# *drinks*
*recooperates*
JUST LIKE THAT
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:27, archived)
# oh no, hang about
it was sweat after all... see, it's got a label on the bottom
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:28, archived)
# ah well you only live once
100% fact
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:29, archived)
# not if you know any good necromancers
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Am I a geek for knowing what
you two are on about?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:22, archived)
# sadcase
i'm just randomly head-dobbing!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:23, archived)
# geek boy
*rolls three attack dice*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:22, archived)
# *switches gameworld*
*unleashes shot from eldar prism cannon*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:27, archived)
# damn you!
*uses beast of nurgle*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:29, archived)
# *brings forth avatar*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:32, archived)
# spellcasting
S-A-D-N-E-R-D-Y-C-U-N-T
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:19, archived)
# *takes off wizarding hat*
*puts on warrior hat*
*removes batlethe from restraint*
*swipes*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:20, archived)
# *draws sword of the daywalker*



far cooler
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:22, archived)
# "sword of the gaywalker?"
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:22, archived)
# You win
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:24, archived)
# What did I win?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:27, archived)
# A kiss from Summat?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:27, archived)
# I'm glad
to announce that I'm donating the prize to charity...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:32, archived)
# bah
i don't need to beliive i'm cool

i have an electronic monk to believe it for me
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:24, archived)
# you do not have enough hit points for
that spell...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:20, archived)
# no
sang, goddamitt, not singed


people these days..
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:20, archived)
# wha?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:23, archived)
# meep
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:24, archived)
# *honk, hoooOOoOoooonk*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:24, archived)
# i'm scared




leave me alone
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:28, archived)
# ok.



*honk*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:34, archived)
# oi! flame-boy!
put your wand down!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:17, archived)
# you can't tell me what to do!
you're not my mother!

/easenders moment
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:18, archived)
# *lays the smack
down on Lemony's candy-ass*
-Pasanga!-
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:19, archived)
# i would respond to this
but i can't be bothered to scroll this far down the page
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:25, archived)
# fair do's
I can't blame you for that.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Hello.
You bundle of tattyshop genius, you

/warm welcome
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:16, archived)
# awww!
that's more like it*


*complete rubbish though
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Give him a
hug and a biccy and he is happy as anything
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:17, archived)
# has she got something stuck in her teeth?
woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# cor!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:32, archived)
# a variation on my animal style


i quite like it
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:10, archived)
# is that brian the snail
under that beard?

woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:11, archived)
# i quite like it too
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:12, archived)
# another image for my brian blessed bittorrent colection
coming soon.






whats the ukdragon upload page nowadays, i forgotton :( and have actually got a picture ot post, please help
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:12, archived)
# it's here
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# thanks
but sadly the pictures crap :(

EDIT: not yours mine, oh my i am in a bit of a tiss
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# we'll be the judge of that
most people who say that have great pics
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:14, archived)
# i think i've made my point :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:16, archived)
# and so you should
yay
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:12, archived)
# poor bugger
Mod Edit: That's a bit too NSFW and you shouldn't be reposting things anyway.

Repost
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:09, archived)
# stop
everyone has seen these....
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:10, archived)
# seconded
please do stop, im sick of seeing them
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:11, archived)
# I'm suprised no one noticed poor domo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:11, archived)
# i saw him but my opinion was dropped upon seeing that
woman, i dont like her very much


no offence intended, its the effect she has on me after seeing her picture so many times
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Look!
There's Domo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# thats not nice.
Go shop the world trade center. Thats something we can all laugh about.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:12, archived)
# OR
beheeadings - that always goes down well!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Or staged
child rape?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:15, archived)
# i agree with the sarcasm in this post
and am more than happy to woo the domo torture pic...

which i just did

then

no really, look!

did too!

well fuck you too then
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:15, archived)
# sarcasm?
I was just saying that its funnier to see americans losing their dignity than anyone else.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Now the mods have
killed it.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Because I'm bored..


Just a quick little knock up
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:03, archived)
# slight tj
Tis my birfday!
wish i had a picture of a cake, but i'm lazy.
Edit: nice pic btw.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:06, archived)
# birthdays come but once a year,
and all day long I just drink beer.

Happy Birthday!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:11, archived)
# It was my birthday yesterday
and my car got towed and i had to pay £200!*


may keep mentioning this forever....and ever :(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:11, archived)
# BAH
My car's in for its mot soon.. More money given away to the gov..

Grr.. Seen the price of petrol?!?!?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Couldn't find a Mini Cooper :S
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Crashtastic!
yay First Post!!! YAY!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:02, archived)
# try to guess what car this once was
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:05, archived)
#
EUMPHAZARD!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Bilge
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Holy crap in a hat!
I certainly hope it twas a train that did that, or one specific car dealer has been making them too well.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Looks like
It used to be a merc clk.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Its an american
pic, so as long it it took a few with them its all good.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:08, archived)
# Most probably
Crashed into a volvo.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:09, archived)
# That's soooo easy....Caprice Classic
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:10, archived)
# It was a stolen police car
I don't know the make of the car though.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# hooray
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:06, archived)
# my car is getting repaired tomorrow
www.b3ta.com/board/3180141

AND i had to pay £200 after it got towed last night!

Cars = not good
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:07, archived)
# hey - you are not the only one!
ouch!

/edit although ours has a bent subframe too :(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 21:19, archived)

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