still it takes all sorts etc..........
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:36,
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I have fuzzy memories of it being used once
I may be wrong though
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:09,
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I may be wrong though
it was in Tom's last story, "Logopolis." He has to keep hanging it up.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 2:18,
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I fucking love Dr Who
Best of all the past cult tv shows, but soon to be the bestest thing on the telly.
Did you know the people who did the SFX for Gladiator and every single amazing sfx since, are doing the sfx for Who?
I'm in awe
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:10,
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Best of all the past cult tv shows, but soon to be the bestest thing on the telly.
Did you know the people who did the SFX for Gladiator and every single amazing sfx since, are doing the sfx for Who?
I'm in awe
Woo to reviving my favourite childhood show. Hope they don't arse it up.
It should be done on a budget of £2.50 a week.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:25,
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but picks up a whole new vision really.
Try the books, they are the bestest.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:26,
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Try the books, they are the bestest.
the Doctor travels to a strange world where he is always asked if he wants double glazing. He rpis out the phone chord and the trouble stops. But then he gets an AOL email account and his troubles begin again
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:10,
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Oh how we love thee humble mouse
We welcome thee into our house
In unguents we do thee douse
To rid thee of every flea and louse
Oh how we love thee humble mouse

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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:00,
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We welcome thee into our house
In unguents we do thee douse
To rid thee of every flea and louse
Oh how we love thee humble mouse

*hugs back*
What a woo poem also.
I wrote one about Mr. Frosty. But I can't remember it now.
EDIT: It wasn't actually about Mr. Frosty.
Mr. Muscle is such fun
He makes drinks for everyone
Twist the handle crush the ice
Choose the flavour that you like
Drink it down all in one gulp
And burn out your throat with bleach.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:03,
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What a woo poem also.
I wrote one about Mr. Frosty. But I can't remember it now.
EDIT: It wasn't actually about Mr. Frosty.
Mr. Muscle is such fun
He makes drinks for everyone
Twist the handle crush the ice
Choose the flavour that you like
Drink it down all in one gulp
And burn out your throat with bleach.
Did we already know that B3ta is the first result you get when you search for 'Wanking' on Google?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:58,
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for just using the word "wank"
no no ... this is a trifle mean "look look I'm made of sponge and custard and I'm going to squash your kittens"
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:02,
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no no ... this is a trifle mean "look look I'm made of sponge and custard and I'm going to squash your kittens"
fun to be had with a Google image search for "teh gay" as well.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:00,
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I wish i had a word of my own
EDIT: I do, mingeknuckles is in reference to one of my posts :)

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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:14,
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EDIT: I do, mingeknuckles is in reference to one of my posts :)

rather impressed by how b3ta has infiltrated google. The majority of image searches seem to turn up something from here.
(though we're not in the top ten for 'kenny loggins')
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:29,
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(though we're not in the top ten for 'kenny loggins')
...this is the third entry.

It's entirely innocent unfortunately.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:36,
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It's entirely innocent unfortunately.
Do you have a shop/gallery so I can have a look at more of your work?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:55,
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stuff to look at & play with on my web page if you like, nothing for sale though :)
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:57,
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i'm very impressed...
ooh... i like it when things appear as i reply... they rock!
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:01,
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ooh... i like it when things appear as i reply... they rock!
Anyone fancy a game of iSketch? I'm gonna start a b3ta room
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:58,
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if you have no other use for them, you should try threadless.com, they might buy a design off you.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:37,
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What twisted, unwoo, Lovecraftian mind thinks of these thing FGS?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:54,
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a whole page of the fuckers - dig the crazy wood panelling on the Heartbeat Moggy Traveller!
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:59,
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They sweat gunk everywhere as they have no fur, your know.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:50,
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these are all lully
can you do one of my cat?
his pic is in my profile
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:50,
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can you do one of my cat?
his pic is in my profile
I'm not going to be able to take any more requests for a while as it got a bit out of hand and there's load of other stuff I need/want to do, but if I start again I'll let you know. Your kitty is very lully, by the way.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:03,
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This
is just TOO funny
Some people really should think twice before posting stiff in the interweb.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:47,
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is just TOO funny
Some people really should think twice before posting stiff in the interweb.
why didn't he just ell his parents that it was some nobkockey winding them up
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:51,
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*shakes fist*
I'd managed to forget that existed. That's my evening wasted, then...
*launches haggis*
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:53,
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I'd managed to forget that existed. That's my evening wasted, then...
*launches haggis*

with all that pollen nonsense.
quick, dirty & poor
/enjoys warm glowing feeling
/realises is hot tea spilt in lap
/enjoys scalding feeling
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:38,
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/realises is hot tea spilt in lap
/enjoys scalding feeling
shop a hidden mouse, you'll have to think laterally (and about an inch above the gutter)
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:45,
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That explains a lot.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:36,
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woo talent from chichard though
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:37,
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is the best im getting to at the moment, my debut needs to be relieved!
Im in London tomorrow so i'll see what i can do!
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:41,
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Im in London tomorrow so i'll see what i can do!
WOO! that made me chukkle out loud
i realise nazizm was so funny, now i can think of teh genocide and attrocities and laugh
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:40,
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i realise nazizm was so funny, now i can think of teh genocide and attrocities and laugh
would be sick to find any humour in the Spice Girls, wouldn't it?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:44,
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A subliminal message number 3 in the next half hour
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:44,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3866115.stm
Its all a conspiricy! fight the machine!
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:27,
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Its all a conspiricy! fight the machine!
Google is going to kill you and your family! Honest!
(see gmail is too creepy for more perfectly balanced arguments)
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:29,
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(see gmail is too creepy for more perfectly balanced arguments)
ads in your e-mails based on the keywords within it is a little iffy though. doesn't exactly tempt me to sign-up
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:32,
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[email protected] - uses keyword 'oranges' a lot
[email protected] - uses keyword 'fishing' a lot
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:36,
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[email protected] - uses keyword 'fishing' a lot
its not like I ever have anything interesting to say in emails anyway.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:37,
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but even so, you wouldn't put up with what is essentially spyware in any other app would you? the amount of storage space is attractive but it still seems a bit fishy
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:38,
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Keep gmail alive! We don't want any hackers doing anything while it is in a vunerable stage!
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:35,
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I HATE YOU STRESS!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!
ooo am i healthy now?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:29,
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ooo am i healthy now?
"We all need some pressure in life. Stress is there to make sure you do your best in a challenging situation, whether it is running away from a sabre-toothed tiger or having to confront a difficult interview. "
Seen many sabre-tooth's lately?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:31,
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Seen many sabre-tooth's lately?
what are your opinions on sabre-toothed tigers?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:34,
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Men have been using this excuse for centuries.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:30,
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didnt recent research in the 50's say that asbestos is the way forward?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:31,
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And doctors used to prescribe menthol ciggies for sore throats. True.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:35,
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reminds me of a paticular wanking disaster on b3ta questions. Anyone remember it?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:26,
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the block wanking with a broom stick up his arse, slipping and impaling himself
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:27,
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been there when it happened to you, i don't remember it.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:27,
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Eric and Ernie's record label had missed the Britpop explosion

gallery
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:24,
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oh, and i stole your other gif and drew all over it... :)
b3ta.com/board/3414958
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:28,
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b3ta.com/board/3414958
thats the best thing iver ever seen in my life.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:26,
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be the best post I've ever seen here.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 22:15,
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... are all nephew's the same one? :P
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:27,
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That is, like, a taxonomic characteristic of all nephews that makes them a monophylletic group.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:29,
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But do all clones have the same name, and twins? Nope.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:32,
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that all our siblings have hired children just for when we come to visit?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:33,
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Apparently, they can allow you to enter and exit the Matrix (Fig. 1)

Fig. 1
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:21,
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Fig. 1
And I don't mean I strolled up the hill-side of it, like all those people in the cafe at the top; I climbed. Mostly.

Click here to enlarge your length and girth! (300k)
And, as if that wasn't enough, Furtive came with me.

Again, for to make with the bigness.
I now throw down the gauntlet for b3tans to get the bear to other interesting places on (or more spectacularly, off) Planet Earth.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:21,
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Click here to enlarge your length and girth! (300k)
And, as if that wasn't enough, Furtive came with me.

Again, for to make with the bigness.
I now throw down the gauntlet for b3tans to get the bear to other interesting places on (or more spectacularly, off) Planet Earth.
If you recognised it from the geology, I doff my cap to your impressive knowledge.
If you recognised it from the word "Snowdon" in the title, I doff it to your literacy.
Looking down from about (peak-100m), stitched from 3 snaps.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:25,
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If you recognised it from the word "Snowdon" in the title, I doff it to your literacy.
Looking down from about (peak-100m), stitched from 3 snaps.
I have stood on the top of the marker point and I've seen that lake from the train. (bollocks to walking up!) People are far too hard on Wales. It's a great place.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:27,
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Nearly five years on and I still miss the sex.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:30,
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after five years? If so, there still should be some craking shots of her!
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:39,
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That girl was a rocket on speed.
(Edit:- She had nice tits too.)
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:43,
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(Edit:- She had nice tits too.)
or my ex g/f lovely curves (that she had at the time. I've not seen her in a while.)
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:54,
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looks like a terragen. except the real thing is much more beautiful
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:22,
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Maybe I'm just not used to seeing the outside world.
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:23,
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or perhaps we are all living in a cybernetic terragen generated world...
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:27,
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is a Red Herring designed to keep us unenlightened to the facts?
You better run and hide soon! they'll get you! the secret's out!
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:28,
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You better run and hide soon! they'll get you! the secret's out!
*starts running... Hits the patio glass door..
Remains lifeless
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:32,
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Remains lifeless
but that was 15 years ago, and I was fitter back then
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:27,
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Hey you weren't the one in the 'I'm with stupid' T shit were you?
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:48,
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is a 404 on the bigness
but woo/yay on your accomplishment, nonetheless!
I'd love to do that some day.... *digs out old Susan Cooper books.......*
EDIT: your panorama is now my new wallpaper!
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:35,
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but woo/yay on your accomplishment, nonetheless!
I'd love to do that some day.... *digs out old Susan Cooper books.......*
EDIT: your panorama is now my new wallpaper!
Whether he makes it for real or not
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Mon 5 Jul 2004, 20:25,
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