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# I'm off to bed in a minute.
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Night all
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:19, archived)
# thats a square bed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:20, archived)
# Yes it is.
Cheers for creating the longest thread with me :)
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:21, archived)
# it was long, but ive seen longer.



(oo-er missus!)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:22, archived)
# Can't you just pretent that was the longest
so i sleep easy?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:23, archived)
# i bet you say that to all the girls.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Didn't think it sounded like that but I can now see I sound like well... yes
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:24, archived)
# heheh
god, that was funny. yes, cheers to us! good night fellows.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:24, archived)
# good night fair b3tans.
im gonna retire in a second too.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:25, archived)
# Night
Have a good one.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:26, archived)
# Night
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:25, archived)
# night.
i'll be up a while longer. it's not even 7:30pm yet.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:26, archived)
# It's 3:30am
I'm not going bed either just its to much effort to talk on b3ta so I'm retiring to my MSN/AIM hole for the night
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:27, archived)
# I need to get up early tomorrow/today
need to go and sort out my foreign currency as I leave the country in 2 days (hurray!) but i cant actually be fucked to move anyhting other than my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:28, archived)
# Where you going?
Add me to your MSN if you have it as I can't be bothered with this anymore.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:29, archived)
# You will experience MAXIMUM FLUFFINESS!
I have a new camera phone, six cats and only rudimentary image editing software. Therefore I WILL NOT SPARE THE FLUFFINESS!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:14, archived)
# awwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:14, archived)
# Kill it
Then hug its corpse
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:15, archived)
# You sick B3tans
You pervs probably like KITTY PORN, right? I know you do.



P.S. Woo in advance to anyone who shops a fez onto one of my kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:15, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:18, archived)
# the top one looks like you're posing in front of a fan for dramatic hair flowing effect...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:20, archived)
# pah.
i used to model for pantenne you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:23, archived)
# hehe you knew they were coming ;)


(webtshirt.co.uk dr, jobbies, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:49, archived)
# you son of a moose!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:57, archived)
# infact
im completely stumped unless your scewing each other where did u get the source pics from ?
(Lucy-Furr, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:00, archived)
# i posted them before.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:02, archived)
# why
do you have 2 user names??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
(Lucy-Furr, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:04, archived)
# what makes you think i have 2 user names?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:07, archived)
# i cant find your "original"post
&why anyone would waste time shopping yur ugly mutt beats the shit out of me!
/edit +idb4.coms pic is wank major shopping skills of sum1 who has only used yur pics to shop (your chance to prove me wrong with previous postsd)
(Lucy-Furr, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:12, archived)
# I love SSG's pictures
and it makes me happy every time he posts one of them. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:24, archived)
# aaaw :)
yay, it's all worthwhile now
*big grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:50, archived)
# What?
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:42, archived)
# you are a confusing person.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:44, archived)
# awwwww
*wiggles in seat from fluffiness*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:54, archived)
# perve!
(webtshirt.co.uk dr, jobbies, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:54, archived)
# Bugger
I hate animals
(CasperJones, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:22, archived)
# and they hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:23, archived)
# why
do you have source pics of a different user??
hey u scyso?
(cant spell)
(Lucy-Furr, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:55, archived)
# Not being able to spell
is not such a big deal; I'd concentrate on honing your social skills first if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:27, archived)
# i think making the slightest shred of sense would help...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:46, archived)
# Spone 5 : Bridge Over the River Spone


1 | 2 | 3 | 4
forum
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)
# hahaha!!
top shelf
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:58, archived)
# see, this is why
i only drink tea. and never coffee.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:59, archived)
# This is why I only drink beer....
or possibly its a result of only drinking beer...

either way... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:00, archived)
# This picture's great
and you're a cunt.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)
# sounds to me like you've been eating cheese incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:02, archived)
# or perhaps imbibing in alchoholic bevarages.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:04, archived)
# Indeed.
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:10, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:10, archived)
# Come to Manchester next weekend then
you big bag of gay. I haven't seen you in almost a year.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:14, archived)
# I cant man, I'm working (as hard as that is to believe...)
its hard to get back to manc cos i dont live there anymore, and i cant fuggin drive yet.

is there an edinb3ta this year, cos I'm definately up for that again...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:15, archived)
# Aye,
There's something vague in the scheduler about it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:17, archived)
# y'up for a road trip again, if I chip £20 for petrol?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:21, archived)
# dont get arrested this time.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:22, archived)
# weird and woo
i like these, quite a bit
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:59, archived)
# it's almost like
you found all the world's greatest geniuses, and slew them all, then blended them into some kind of genius slurry, then left it in the sun until it hardened into a sort of genius crystal, then took it bit by bit and put it in a spoon, then heated it up with a lighter until it melted, then drew the molten genius crystal into a syringe and injected it subcutaneously.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:59, archived)
# just a normal night then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:12, archived)
# I also have never tried drinking coffee.
Now I never will. Entertaining and informative.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)
# nice one!
he can save a lot on corsages etc. if he keeps drinking
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:02, archived)
# 24 carat
genius.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:04, archived)
# very funny
he must have swallowed a coffee bean. Woo to the cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:06, archived)
# ha you loon !
i would buy anything if the adverts were made by you
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:07, archived)
# Quick!
Sell him a T-shirt!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:08, archived)
# this it the
good
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:08, archived)
# great!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:53, archived)
# Theyz am teh r0x0rz!!!!!111!!!!!111



(translation: woo, yay, and houpla)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:03, archived)
# yipes
excellent.

wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:32, archived)
# bellows

quite possibly the best thing i have ever made
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# Seconded
Woo
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:41, archived)
# yay!
that is the good
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:51, archived)
# ha
yes, i like it a lot
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# Quite possibly
Woo!
(Ulukai, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# weeeee
bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:25, archived)
# its goodnight from me, and it's...

from him
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# That has to be
the best smudging I've ever seen.

Have a
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:41, archived)
# Here's me


dancing, back in the 19th century
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# very
lovely dress!
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:31, archived)
# that, I find disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# were you
on welcome back kotter?
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:33, archived)
# haha,
ye bastard.

good reference though.
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# NSFW
www.goog.dk/flash/abc.php
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# [can not look away]
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:31, archived)
# hey r3tard,
everytime you speak, i get a waft of cock in the air...

....is it your breath sunshine?
(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# what did he ever do to you?
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:33, archived)
# well,
he did call me a a fucking donkey rapist, then bandied around a chav.

u cut me deep, u cut me real deep.
(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:35, archived)
# i suppose it's not your fault
that you are a filthy cock which deserves to be severed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# sir long haired freak goblin.
Crawl your slippery freaky geeky way back up r3tards arse please. you must of fell when he was culling some of his winets.

i hate picking on dis-advantaged people, but i will do if you make me.

nice dog btw, i'd love to microwave it.
(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:50, archived)
# lay a do-it on him, ssg.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Or use
that shiny "ignore" thing.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# i'd rather see a do-it get laid
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# i have no interest in young r3load.
all i care about is ensuring that i don't catch a disease from your filthy cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:05, archived)
# what the hell
do norks have to do with the ABC?
at this time of night i can only get these

B oobs
F unbags
N orks
T its
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:36, archived)
# Bra sizes i believe
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# there is
a pair to represent each cup size from a to z in the movie. very thorough. I get scared at the stuff over s though. back surgery to follow for them.
edit: damn! b3tan to the explaination by a much more concise person.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# well it's very simple
attractive chest features
boobies!
comfortable resting spots
delightful treats
elusive bastards
funbags (as ye say)
grabbaholds
happydomes
intergalactic sex beacons
jollywiggles
knowledge zappers
life partners
mammary glands
nodes of joy
overtly fantastic,
purdy,
quite nice,
really great,
super fine
titties.
undulating works of art
vivacious jigglers
wondermuffins
xylophone
young ladies tend to have nicer ones,
zebras probably don't have them.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:47, archived)
# xylophone?
isnt that only on skeleton's titties?

edit: how rude of me, horrendously woo
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:50, archived)
# no
but x always means xylophone.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:51, archived)
# what about
x-rated? although woo to skeletal boob idea too.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)
# it just had to be xylophone.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:00, archived)
# your list
your rules. woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:03, archived)
# yay - lot's of pictures submitted for this one !
big
good work everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:08, archived)
# wow
thats rather special
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# WOO!
the one bottom left is a bit, erm, random EDIT no on closer inspection it's actually spot on. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# all makes sense to me
'tis clever
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:11, archived)
# that is my favourite one!
but woo to all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# hahaha
i love it! but, outta interest, who are the two fellows in the bottom left corner?
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# i think one of em in Eddie Izzard
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:11, archived)
# some random snail thing
and eddie lizzard.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# wow!
that eddie izzard one is incredicly clever. i love it! Woo!
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:11, archived)
# top left
= special!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:13, archived)
# was just wondering who
did that one. it is beautiful and now with extra tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:15, archived)
# it's a good one - by _felix
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:20, archived)
# have you got a template anywhere?
i seem to be a bit behind with this one... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)
#
back here :)

www.b3ta.com/board/3459037
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:18, archived)
# Yay!
But I changed mine slightly since then
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)
# yours is very
groovy
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:22, archived)
# Yeah, I really got into it for some reason.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:26, archived)
# Aww...
I missed it. Been watching lots of CSI. Must now go solve crimes and find bloodstains all over the place...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)
# that show has some problems
but mostly i find it very enjoyable
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# hooray!
that's a good one, tweakey.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:28, archived)
# yaaaay!
and mine has the most smiles!
hoooooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:35, archived)
# well mine has a dugat.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:48, archived)
# Weee
Some of these are actually very well done.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# oops!
gone u misreasble feckers.who works at 2am??


/evil smirk
(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# people in other countries
edit: Actually, I know a chap who worked on a team during nights doing network security checks for a rather mediochre corporation, and some cunt posted a child porn picture on a messageboard he was using. He was promptly fired. Goatse may not be kiddy porn, but it's enough to get you booted out of your job.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# oh yeah...
brain melt down. too many spliffs.....

(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Wow. Do drugs make you
cool?
Was anyone else impressed that he's been smoking shit?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)
# cake hole and shut it :)


this place has gone to the dogs with all these newbies.

yes, plenty of people were impressed by me smoking high quality shit. the best money can buy.

/smokes more
(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:15, archived)
# If it attracts you to goatse maybe you should smoke less
(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)
# ..i now have an image of kissing goatse...
...with tongue, lovely
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:26, archived)
# americans
yes, it is only 6pm on the american west coast. and i'm hungover. i was drinking german wine at 3 in the afternoon. and i'm only 18 . it was to celebrate bastille day. i also ate way too much cheese.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)
# I could sound like a right mong now
but shouldnt you have been drinking french wine?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# Have you ever drank french wine?
it's 54% antifreeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:11, archived)
# Dont talk to me about shit drink
I'm a cider drinker. I know what shit drink tastes like... I love it.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# 2 litre bottle of white star for breakfast
then off to the agency for a days manual labour on a building site?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:13, archived)
# I'm not that hardcore
I do drink in the morning but I'm unemployed so its ok.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:15, archived)
# yes, we realized
that it should have had french wine. but all we had was Schwartze catse. or whatever black cat is in german. we set off a firework and i sang the french national anthem. i do speak french.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:13, archived)
# Do you think the French celebrate US holidays?
I hate the French. I hate Americans more but this is a deep seeded problem that no matter how much I hate them I will never be able to lose them.

/Edit: Did I read "catse" *mind wonders*
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:16, archived)
# no, i dont expect they do.
but i love to celebrate foreign holidays. i am a francophile. i have been learning french for about 10 years. and i have i slight french (alsace lorraine) heritage. i am also part danish.and i have heard the danish do celebrate the 4th of july, just to be nice to americans, or just to party,but whatever.

catse- i didnt mean goatse. i swear. i just can't spell cat in german. i think it actually starts with a 'k'
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)
# tis
katze

/B in GCSE German the other year
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)
# drinking and only 18?
blimey, they should lock you away
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:13, archived)
# very true.
but it was only my first time this is not a habit of mine.
but i did have, like, half the bottle. there was only two of us.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:16, archived)
# half a bottle of WINE?
blimey, i'ts a miracle your liver didn't just crawl out of your mouth and run for freedom.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:20, archived)
# I out drunk an American 19 year old when I was 14
He didn't look happy laying on the floor.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:21, archived)
# my 20 year old sister's in america at the moment
she gets in more trouble drinking than i do being 17 over here, poor lass
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)
# I hate America and Americans.
but I shouldnt. But I do. America is just so fake and gay and grrrrrrrrr.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)
# i just hate
everyone's fixation with japan, that and american patriotism
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:25, archived)
# i apologize for amerca.
i dont like it much either. i am not patriotic in the slightest. america is a cruel, rude, and stupid country. but feel free to hate me as an american, if you feel you must.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)
# y'see
you obviosuly come under that banner of "normal people living in america".

The ones that everyone hates are too stupid, or too sensitive, or too god fearing to appreciate a site like this, so thankfully, they stay away...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:31, archived)
# thank you.
you are exactly right. i love the b3ta.*hails b3ta*
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# heil your ginger fuhrer.
heil!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:35, archived)
# BLOODY AMERICANS,
I was born in Atlanta and my Dad's American... I feel so dirty.

*looks around for comforting*
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:28, archived)
# so sorry.
poor thing. try to hide your shame.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# I disagree.
and I'm British, before you jump on me.

I know loooooads of Americans, and not one of them is any more patriotic than you or me. I hate this fucking country. They hate theirs. They have a dickless nazi president, so its no wonder really. You do get patriotic "God bless America", best-country-in-the-world-if-you-dont-count-
all-the-school-shootings-right-wing-militants-
and-wars-for-oil types, but you get them in every country...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# It's my right
www.b3ta.com/board/3460877
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# never said it wasnt.
just sayin i disagree. Im an argumentative cunt at best :-)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# i really wasnt trying to
offend you. seriously. i'd rather be british.actually, i'd truly rather be danish.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:36, archived)
# danes make good beer.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:38, archived)
# And porn
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# cool!
and they make cookies and legos. i have such a crush on the crown prince. :)
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# Ahhhh
She's female! We have a female on the bored and I've been slagging off my/her homeland.
I really ment America is fluffy and nice and one day I want to move back there.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# impressive turnaround.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Thank you
(this tread is massive... how big can we make it? hehe)
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# heheh that's so great.
yes, i am female. and blonde with blue eyes. see, danish.

jeg elske b3ta. (i love b3ta...in danish. i know like 10 words.)
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# I used to be able to count to ten in korean
although it escapes me right now... I learnt it when I used to do martial arts a few years back...

Hana
Dool
Set
Net
Tarsa
Yarsa
something
something
something
something
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:48, archived)
# I've been to lego land there
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:48, archived)
# lego rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:50, archived)
# I know.
Lego was made for Kings, by Kings.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# oh cool!
one in korean is Hana? people call me hana sometimes. my real name is Johännah Larsen. (again, very danish)

is lego land cool? i swear, i'm gonna go there someday.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# I think so...
it has been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Yeah its great.
We have one here in England too.
If you ever come to England we should organise a MASSIVE Legoland trip.
Anyone up for that anyway?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# b3ta legoland?
could be fun. Although I had a restraining order taken out against me which prevents me from ever stepping foot inside a model village. One too many "Godzilla" impressions...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:54, archived)
# You are joking right?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:55, archived)
# thats for the courts to decide.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)
# I shouted "fuck" in quite courtroom the other day
during a trial
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:59, archived)
# top stuff.
I shouted "Not guilty" the other day in court. Well, i say shouted, more like pleaded.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)
# I actually screamed it
And nearly got arrested till I showed them what I'd done to myself.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:04, archived)
# hehee.
dont worry, man. we'll have to sneak you in somehow.
i love that, for kings by kings.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)
# Yep
My MSN address is in my profile.
There is a new quote as my name nearly every day if anyone is interested
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:58, archived)
# i dont see it
in there.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:00, archived)
# It's just that email address
GaryMaton(a)hotmail,com
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)
# you just want to see
bonaroo below the edge of that photo.
I know i do, she's real purdy
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)
# What photo?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:02, archived)
# the one in her profile
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:03, archived)
# There's pictures in her profile?
Why was I not imformed?

Edit: Very nice.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:05, archived)
# there are a few.
and thank you. how sweet. :)

holy crap. i just started to POUR down rain. and it's been sunny all day. and we had some books and pillows outside, so i had to run out and save them. i am now wet.

and thunder!!
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:06, archived)
# thunder is cool.
Can I add you to my list of MSN b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:09, archived)
# sure,you can
but MSN never lets me sign on. i have been trying to fix it. but i am feffy88 of the hotmail variety.

hey yeknom, i did google your name as suggested. i got lots of picks of animals, cats hugging and whanot.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:14, archived)
# I like rain.
I like hearing it hitting glass
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:10, archived)
# I like the sound of bricks hitting glass.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:12, archived)
# Bricks hitting glass cock?



/coat
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:12, archived)
# cock hitting brick.



ow.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:13, archived)
# I think this thread is dead now. Anyone still reading it; I see you up there ^^^^
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:14, archived)
#
righty oh
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:18, archived)
# yes.
we should probably stop now. talk to you all later, i suppose.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:20, archived)
# Carlsberg export
brewed in kent
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Not anymore
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:43, archived)
# tis true
but the kinds of americans who look abroad and communicate with those of other nationalities are possibly quite different from the other half
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# i know a number of americans
who take violent offence when i joke about thier country. they haven't got the hang of british humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# now that i agree with.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# Seconded
I did work experiance a few years back with my Dad at his office and when a woman asked me what I did for fun I told her I like to play pool and darts and she asked were. When I replied I like to go to the pub, have a few pints and play pool and darks it was like I was the devil.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:37, archived)
# This arguement can be settled just using this...
American accents?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# hehe, i cant
stand southern accents. i'm from washinton state. and we dont have an accent. i mean, i know we sound different to the rest of the world. but we dont have a definative"sound" or slang.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:39, archived)
# why is it that a threadwaste
always prompts the largest responses?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# I'm from the North West of England.
A little place outside of Manchester called Bury, otherwise known as "The Happiest Place On Earth&trade". I hate this country with a passion, and am thoroughly looking forward to going to France in 2 days time, where I get to try out my french, which I was forced to learn in High School, and still dont really know why...


everybody repeat after me:

pardon me, cunto, give me 2 beers.

pardonnez moi, cunto, donnez moi deux bieres.

(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# i'm from the bit of surrey near london
that place where all your tax goes to improve, i love england because my little corner is the privelaged bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# Mine is the bit where all the smackheads, chavs and criminals come from.
my road is actually surrounded by halfway houses
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:49, archived)
# You live in Crawley too?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:51, archived)
# I live in one of many shithole areas in England
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# i've got a penpal in essex...
?
eh, monsieur, donnez-moi un verre de vin! haha.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:58, archived)
# move to epsom
see how poor you are in comparrison when you notice house prices
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# I outdrank a party of american students last year in my bar.
it was funny as hell. They were all paralytic after about 4 pints of stella. Thats what happens when you cant legally drink till you're 21...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)
# it is funny
seeing kids in american TV programs getting drunk on beer, you need to drink far more than your stomach capacity in budweiser to get tipsy
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)
# I drink bud when i dont want to get drunk....
Old Tom. Now theres a drink of champions. That stuff will get you pissed after 8 pints. Guaranteed! £3 a throw, but well worth it if you fancy crawling home.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:26, archived)
# Hookers?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:06, archived)
# Cloatroom assistances?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:07, archived)
# hmmm...
cloak room assistants/hookers surfin b3ta??


u should be doing what your paid to do and not skiving on b3ta if youre at work....

1gigzillion man hours wasted... pah!
(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# actually i thinkm you'll find
he said CLOAT room assistants, rather different, if you went into a cloat shop and asked for a coat they'd laugh in your face
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:14, archived)
# rather different...
from cloak as in cloat isnt a word dumbnuts.

whos laughing now?

/laughs
(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)
# erm....i am
at your lack of ability to grasp basic irony


you're american aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:21, archived)
# Or a chav
Chavs are ignorant fuck wits too. Fucking donkey rapist.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)
# nope,
thankfully not american. I can grasp irony - but was unsure whether it was friendly banter or pure cock juice like what this penis keeps splirting out.

fucking donkey rapist? ha. can a donkey say no? nope, therefor you cant rape a donkey but merly molest it.

man milk saturated toast in soup lover.

(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)
# does that mean
anything you do to a mute isn't rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:33, archived)
# hmmmm
they could mouth a "no" im sure, or waves there arms.

donkeys would, i assume, just let you get on with it. educated guess of course.
(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:37, archived)
# i expect a donkey that doesn't want to
achieve a slutty reputation could kick you quite effectively from that angle.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# i love it when you talk sexy
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# goatse is NSFA
(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:06, archived)
# v true.
but these pearoasted horses are SFE:


you are not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# that. rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:11, archived)
# When did you get hold of my home videos?
I even brought her a cold kebab back in the morning.
ungrateful bitch
(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:14, archived)
# hahaha
that's great! i love your stuff...

here, please accept this in (inferior) return:



(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:19, archived)
# NOT THE BACON AND EGGS!
What will become of breakfast?!
(Nickface, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:21, archived)
# Awsome
(stay for the adverts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# My son
Loves the SPANG!
I fear for my head.
(Willabark Miss Adventure, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:49, archived)
# Shameless pearoast from eariler today
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# arf
nice punnage
(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# hehe yes it is.
That's the nicest one of those I've ever seen! (In fact the only nice one).
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ladies, your household troubles will soon be over!



(I feel seasick now)
(I helped save b3ta! guplik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:55, archived)
# nice vibration action there
i will donate one woo token
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:56, archived)
# I would
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:56, archived)
# FILTH!
we english will not tolerate this smut

(woo by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:56, archived)
# i'm scottish so i dont mind
bring on the housewife pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# actually, i'm bored
roll out the hardcore lesbain tripple fisting
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:06, archived)
# They have
three-fisted lesbians?

This I have to see!
(I helped save b3ta! guplik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:15, archived)
# kitten having a fit in a hammock


it was meant to be so much more :(
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:52, archived)
# It is so much
It is. Woo
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Yaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:53, archived)
# woo and yay
for seizure-kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:54, archived)
# spack cats
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:54, archived)
# i tried to make a hammock for my sister's kitty
out of garbage bags and duct tape.

he kept falling out.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:55, archived)
# my friend has a mini hammock thing
for holding fruit

but no kitten :(

you sister should come over and we could combine our two great things*

*not in a sexual way
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:56, archived)
# well if you arent going to
send her my way and we'll have a rampant sex-a-thon.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:58, archived)
# woo to spacky kittens
hummus anyone?
/edit sorry for jacking two threads but the news is quite bizzare today and im too pissed up to shop it
(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:00, archived)
# ORF?
That image needs no shopping theres already a branded cock in his face
(Ranty Burns, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)
# hahah
i love it whatever it is!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:04, archived)
# lucas has a beard



on a non-related note, im poor and want web space any ideas as to where i can get some for free?
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:34, archived)
# no idea
woo pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:35, archived)
# Am I the only one
who thought that Sarlacc version looke phalic?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:36, archived)
# it would appear so....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:38, archived)
# If yours looks anything like that
I'm sure there is a clinic somewhere nearby.
(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:42, archived)
# mines much bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:47, archived)
# you've been to both clinics?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:48, archived)
# i am a medical anomily
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:49, archived)
# That's no moon!

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:37, archived)
# ?
www.150m.com/images/family-web-space.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:37, archived)
# pffft
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:38, archived)
# WTF?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:38, archived)
# ?
www.herdofnerds.net/images/aolism_wtf.jpg

courtesy of spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:40, archived)
# I love you
always have.
You beautiful Lancaster student.
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:43, archived)
# and i'm lovin' it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:44, archived)
# lancaster university is for winners.
INCIDENTALLY

next summer term, anyone at Lancaster uni, or the nearby area needs to look out for RESERVOIR DOGS being put on through the Lancaster University Theatre Group (maybe at the sugarhouse) as yours truly is directing it.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:51, archived)
# have you asked Quentin
for the rights?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:52, archived)
# funnily enough,
we're in the process of doing that right now, and have been in contact with his PA for the last couple of weeks. There is a chance he may back it personally, depending on how a few things pan out. Its also going to be the first time its been put on stage in this Country.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:54, archived)
# Tarantino in Lancaster Uni Theatre Group Shocker!
how hollywood!
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:55, archived)
# it would be pretty cool.
its doubtful he'll do it though. But I think we can get the rights to it easily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:57, archived)
# Oh dear
a student show again lacking any kind of originality!
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:54, archived)
# this one is just going to be cool.
plus, when you try and get "original", like turning it into an interpretive dance piece or some shit, it ends up being wanky and shite. I just want to put on a play thats violent, and stylish.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:56, archived)
# how are you going to do the shooting, and the running
and the blood and the car chasing and remember all the words?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:57, archived)
# shooting uses spot effects
running isny hard because of the size of the venue, there are no car chases, and some of the actors in the the theatre group are fucking incredible, some of whom get regular professional work, so that isnt a problem, and never has been.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:59, archived)
# and sooooooooooooo
10 years ago
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:58, archived)
# as opposed to say, Antigone,
which is soooooooo 1000 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:01, archived)
# but has sense of the now
with it's themes that are as relevent today as they were when it was first performed. Your choice of film adaptation is a badly written, originally poorly directed piece of sensational cinema that is easily forgotten and will not last the test of time.
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# Thats only your opinion, which, of course, you are entitled to
Personally, however, I love it. As do many of the people who want to work on it. And at the end of the day, we aren't doing this to make some bold artistic statement, we're doing it for fun. We are still an amateur society, no-one involved gets paid any money, although we do have a much larger budget to work with than any other amateur dramatics society, owing to the fact that any money we make profit (usually anything between £100 - £500) goes straight back into the society and is used to budget the next terms plays. The film being ill conceived is completely irrelevant. We aren't looking to revolutionise the way people think about theatre, nor are we trying to deliver a piece that has some sort of moral or social commentary. We're looking to entertain people for 90 minutes. And I've picked a film that a large number of people find entertaining. I don't see a problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:19, archived)
# nice pic, does 150m have a shit load of banners and adverts though?
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:39, archived)
# no idea,
i just found the family on google images and liked them so much i'd thought i'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:39, archived)
# fun for all the family
maybe not the dog.
unless they taught him to type.
and not to eat the mouse.
sorry, that'd be the cat.......

-*walks off mumbling*-
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:41, archived)
# yeah, they's pretty great.
they look like my family.

(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:43, archived)
# My Family and Other Animals?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:44, archived)
# what's the Down's girl doing on the right?
she looks pretty happy
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:44, archived)
# she's posing in a model-like fashion
she has a doctorate in biology, mind you.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:46, archived)
# yeah
that's what they all say.

bloody Down's people.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:47, archived)
# haha


that's me, second to the left. in my lap is a wooden dowel i found in a box marked "free" on one of my runs. it has so many uses...
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:48, archived)
# one of your 'runs'?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:50, archived)
# left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, 14 miles.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:51, archived)
# surely
eeeugh,aaaagh,eeugh,aaagh, plop
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:53, archived)
# haha,
in the fact that,
they're a family?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:45, archived)
# exactly.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Rarf!
Now this I like.
(Kendal, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:39, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Try
www.1asphost.com/
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:41, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:43, archived)
# oooh
see you later, msn groups.

or maybe very soon, if this doesn't turn out to be as nice.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:45, archived)
# Always been good for hosting images
no idea how good for web pages
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:48, archived)
# i don't plan on making any pages
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:49, archived)
# lil test test
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:54, archived)
# it works......... but what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:57, archived)
# "Hello Reading! ...

...and now for our latest single, 'Bath Time Blues.'"
(Sharpy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:31, archived)
# dogs in clothes are great,
and so's that, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:32, archived)
# woo to musical dogs
threadjack time
double whammy
insult to rather serious life changing injury there
(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:35, archived)
# [wipes spittle off monitor]
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:36, archived)
# "After the shotgun had discharged he placed it in a rubbish bin and crawled back to his home address."
*sobs with laughter*
(Small Beer, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:44, archived)
# I like that
You can almost see the sadness in their little black eyes. :)
(the guru, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:41, archived)
# Suggested logo updates for the Seoul tourist board


The second one is shopped, but only just...



Off to work with me...
(Freegan Bikefascist, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:24, archived)
# how about,
"the heart and seoul of tourism"
hardie ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:25, archived)
# badum tish



did i miss anything in the past few hours?
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:27, archived)
# 120 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:28, archived)
# [again]
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:29, archived)
# a really good flash post
down there V
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:30, archived)
# the again was for the badum tish
but thank you
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:30, archived)
# You could have a korea as a comedian
with jokes like that.
(Indole Ring, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:27, archived)
# that one made me laos.
(schnurricane, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:28, archived)
# i'm china my hardest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:29, archived)
# For some reason
I read that as "the heart and seoul of Terrorism" Is there something wrong with my brain?
(Kendal, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:30, archived)
# Al-Qaeda Airways
Don't moan - the filesize is low!
(eyes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:14, archived)
# HAZAA!
ALAH AKBAR...
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:17, archived)
# "Allah"
sorry, but you really should spell it right.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:56, archived)
# My back hurts.
It always rains when I go out.

There's always rubbish on TV these days.

There's always someone telling me not to moan.

BTW, nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:22, archived)
# That's so cute
it's nauseating.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:23, archived)
# By the look of his enormous pupils,
his eyes must be bigger than his eye sockets.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:37, archived)
# Have you ever considered making greetings cards?
That would go down a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:27, archived)
# i made a christmas card for some people in my corridor,
my pics aren't tagged so feel free to steal them for your own personal use.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:29, archived)
# I really meant
that I reckon you could make a decent living by licensing them out to a card manufacturer. I tend to make my own cards (which are usually greeted with puzzled looks).
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:32, archived)
# oh cool,
i'd like to, if the right contacts come along...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:33, archived)
# hows uni been anyway?
survived yer first year?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:32, archived)
# yeh, it's been really good actually, lots of fun,
i managed to pass religious studies despite not doing part of the coursework and having 33% of my exam deducted which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:33, archived)
# sweet.
I start again next year, doing film and cultural studies, so woo to that.

How were the rest of your exams?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:34, archived)
# did film and cultural studies,
which i got 64% for the exam, which was very nice, and passed english lit (my major) ok so will be doing that next year. so all worked out well, i was quite nervous bout the rs exam but it's all cool and the gang now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:36, archived)
# english is fucking hard...
do you know a guy by the name of Nick Brunskill at all? He does first year english lit as his major.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:37, archived)
# nope,
though i don't know a lot of the english people.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:39, archived)
# i dare say he'll be in your class next year
as the group gets seriously weeded down in 2nd year. Hes my bass player, and good personal friend.

Actually, I thought I saw you in Griz bar a while back, but didnt want to say hi in case it wasnt you, but then I realised later that there cant be too many people in griz with rainbow coloured scarves...

I was playing pool at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:41, archived)
# ah,
it probably wasn't me, i don't own any scarves. though i still have my hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:42, archived)
# ah, good job i didnt say anything then...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:45, archived)
# next time you think you see me, throw a heavy object at me,
if it's me i'll laugh it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Yay for fluffy teddy bears!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:23, archived)
# with guns
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Aww
That really is lovely. Okay, I won't be sad, so now the bears can move again and try to brush off the moss that's grown on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:26, archived)
# is that
ahmed from big brother?
(vidkid, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:25, archived)
# goat thugin...
They will be milked no more....
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:14, archived)
# goatse hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Hmm...
Goateminem? Maybe Goatse Cent.
(the guru, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:53, archived)
# ummm
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:09, archived)
# hahahaha,
i'm going to have a sex change so i can marry you and divorce you, taking half your belongings and brain mwahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:11, archived)
# seems fair.
Do I get half of your mashin' wand?
And the cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:14, archived)
# scabs mcghee would never meow for your benefit,
you can have my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:15, archived)
# i wish i had a cat now,
scabs mcghee is a great name.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:17, archived)
# I'll miss the little fellah
and his accordion.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:22, archived)
# woo
to both
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
hic
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:14, archived)
# thats one
of my favorates



woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Dr Who?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 1:34, archived)

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