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# "I wish I could fry........"


humour me, I've had an horrendous day
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)
# For a moment
I thought I saw the Dugat there.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)
# I am wondering
why in the world I am listening to Vanilla Ice singing "Ninja Rap"...

but I like it... yes I do...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Vanilla Ice


Oh crap, just had another idea to do with this picture
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)
# *puts on red Star Trek suit*
*shaves head*

MAKE IT SO!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:19, archived)
# I was listening to Holiday Rap today by MC Mikee and DJ Sven
Class act
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Yay for DJ Sven!
and for Holiday rap!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)
# snigger...
hehehe... :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Mint Condition/Fairly Sticky
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)
# Am I the only one to think that was Jade ?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Hello everyone

Click me go big me. =)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Nothing wrong at the first glance
Strangly subltle.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)
# woo
Sneaky

What's the building?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Not a clue
Just found a nice arch in Pbase random. =)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)
# One of the colleges
at Cambridge uni I think.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)
# that's
what I thought... which one though...

...

...

/bothered

ah, fuck it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Looks like Kings
but it's been a while so I'm not too sure.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:19, archived)
# nah
Kings has a fountain in that big green bit, I think
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:28, archived)
# You're right I think
Corpus Christi then? I seem to remember that looking like a small Kings.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:30, archived)
# hmmmm
lovely
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Thats doing a serious brain wrong to me
Have your woo and eat it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)
#
Wow, that am lovely.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)
# top notch...
:)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Fantastic
Maybe I shouldn't be so affraid to post. All I can do is just watch.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:25, archived)
# One of these nights I'll remember to take this off before I go out....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Tee hee hee
Superb. Woo and Yay. =)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)
# pahahahaha!
I told you aboot that, didn't I?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)
# phew... I thought this was an americanism there for a moment
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)
# heh
that'll be me tonight, no doubt.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Woo for school projects...
I made this for a school project we had to do, they needed a couple of animated adverts and since the rest of my year cannot operate a door without extensive help, the task was left up to me (with a stupidly small deadline).
Anyway, this is it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)
# weeeeeeeee!
that am a tad woo!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# ooh lovely
I wish my school had been cool enough to set something like that.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Ha
It fits in nicely with the new 'enterprising' buzzword; it's all a complete crock of shit really. The task was to put on a play (which i witnessed about 20 minutes ago), and the entire organisation of something that normally takes months was left to a bunch of 14 year old imbeciles to do in 4 days.
Needless to say, there was more than enough stress to be shared round us all and the end result was fairly rubbish.
Ironic really that it was titled 'Trash'...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)
# Actually we did have an enterprise day
Where we sat around making mobiles (the sort that hang from the ceiling). My team won, very proud of that I am.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)
# I read making motorbikes
I was thinking shit what kind on genius kids are we raising these days
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)
# ooooo
is that all a full octave down
its quite deep and scary
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)
# We recorded it on a headset microphone...
So the quality leaves a lot to be desired.
But yeah, woo for Sabbath variations!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)
# flash quallity
always leaves a lot to be desired if you get the file size down but its still good and metals meant to have distortion
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Hmm
It didnt appear to have lost any quality from the actual mp3 file.
Also, we imported it at best quality flash allows (160kbps), so im not sure.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)
# right its good
I've said its good
for a school project its fucking ace now lets leave it at that before people think I'm grooming you
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:11, archived)
# that's very good
what's the backing music?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)
# Iron Man by Black Sabbath
But we recorded it ourselves, the lowly 14 year olds that we are.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)
# That's rather smashing
Better than anything I've done in flash. =)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin done?

first post

(ok I completely messed up first,second,third,fouth, etc time)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Been done quite a few times
I, personally, like the shading on the red X.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)
# its a
redex
or a prokenpic if ur a netscape/mozilla/firefox user
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# i use firefox
but i see red ex

/clever wanker who changed the broken pic image
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)
# can I ask why?
the redex sucks.

long live the triangle/circle/triangle thingy

edit/ the pics up, most woosome
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)
# oh i don't use the IE one
i use a custon one that someone here made.
much more classy
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)
# I see
clever wanker


secretly jealous
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)
# I read that as
"sincerely Jesus."

[puts glasses on]
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)
# hmmm
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)
# sorry, redex
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)
# well,
you're not the first and I dare say, you won't be the last.

have a look at the FAQ and keep on trying.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)
# I don't think
you can host images from that server.

Check the FAQ for a guide to using MSN groups, or if you only want temporary storage you can use www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)
# .
It's my own server, and yeh I did the linky think right...\

I'll upload it to my other server
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)
# you need an http://
before the www.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)
# the code is OK
but I think you need to be logged into something to view stuff from that location
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Temp storage
www.imageshack.us
Free, utterly free, the freeest you can get and your pictures don't get deleted for a year after view. And you can upload sizes upto 850kb
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)
# I would have posted it for you...
but it seems I do not hav e permission.

GIVES ME TEH PERMISSION!!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)
# Sorry
It's doesn't let me see it. I'm sure it's lovely, please feel free to edit your post and previewing has saved me a lot of times. =)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)
# .
I did preview, I used a
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)
# oh wait...
that makes me look a complete wally...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)
# greatest.
picture.

EVER
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Thankye
Go Firefox! Yay!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)
# YAY!
Just the way a first post should be. You are now officially christened.

shop, leave, kitten, meaning of life, don't ask what goatse is, etc.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)
# yay... working now...
welcome... nice one :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)
# thank you :D
I found the problem with the other server (apart from it being crap).

I had hotlink protection on...doh
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)
# its working its here
and for an e-bay comp pic its even funny
well done pull up a .....

First succsessfull post enters you into the contract under subsection 5 clause 4
you may never leave
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Addict/ addicts
see the plural of haddocks is haddocks so you could make a career of cocking up. Full Marx for your entry.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:15, archived)
# good
I'll put my tent up if I'm not leaving
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 3:18, archived)
# Still shit...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)
# I demand that this becomes daily!
DEMAND!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)
# celebrity porn star looks good
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)
# christine hamilton's facial cumshot?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# hmmm
nasal spunk bubbles
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)
# It's tvgohome
risen again! *doffs cap*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Note to self:
Must watch itv if
this is what they are showing.

10.30...must rememebr 10.30!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Tee hee hee
Nicely done. *sets video for 10:30..... Burns video* =)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:08, archived)
# Are these yours?
They seem extraordinarily familiar..?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)
# #2
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)
# ppffft
in the final frame he has an arse the poisen has made his bum visible

woo yay
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)
# That's poison for ya..
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)
# Woo
I liked that.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:19, archived)
# bungeeee
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)
# splendid!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)
# I absolutely love these...
Kudos, sweetcheeks. Kudos.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:57, archived)
# i love your stuff!
plus its true! the clowns will get you! :oS
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)
# i knew it!
*hides in clown proof shelter*

*rocks back and forth gibbering*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)
# i dont want to scare you
but i jsut found out that the new clown 2000 series can get into the clown proof shelter! :o~(
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# theres a 2000 series?
aargh! this shelter only protects up to the 1999 series!

*clutches toy kitten...and gun*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)
# woo!
I did a bungee jump-like-thingy the other day. Fookin class, I tell thee.

edit: Vertigo, Oakwood
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:52, archived)
# wow
this is probably the best one i've seen so far.

WHY AREN'T THERE ANY COMMENTS YET?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)
# boredom

Hiya! Havent been here for a while...no photoshop for a good time yet :(, but i didnt let that stop me...please take a gander at my pics from the last half hour of boredom.
-the unfluffy one
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)
# suddenly feel
like boycoting bacarrdi
woo yay
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:54, archived)
# Hmmm
brazilian flag?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Brazilian flag?
Green and yellow with a short brown strip in the centre?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:57, archived)
# 12 brownie points
for observances, obsterventcy, obserbance, observence (one of them)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:57, archived)
# Being
brazilian helps too.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# TV is shit these days...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)
# superb! excellent detail
i wouldn't mind raping the hairy cornflake

EDIT: the euphamism, not the show. barbara windsor wearing a strap-on...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Get in line.
EDIT: Yeah, right...


;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Hmm,
I don't see what you've changed...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)
# SHITY?
What are you talking about? I wish I could watch what's on at 11:00. In Canada all we have is "the Littlest Hobo" reruns....

Then again..
... "there's a voice that keeps on calling me"

BTW Woo to the pic.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)
# canadians really do live in the
most perfect country
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# I wish
Top woo power to that.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:53, archived)
# that's great !
replace the now sadly defunct TV Go Home
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Doo, Doo Doo, i like to ski in Poo, Poo Poo! errrm...Yes!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# I don't know what that is
but I like it a lot.
woo!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# that make 2 of us!
:o)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# I can see a mutant Domo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)
# oh yeah!
in the background...!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)
# rather craptastic
but i had to do it...



hooRAY! *wiggle*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# hooraa
a mile stone
well done
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# *sobs*
should have just waited and posted it on Monday.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:57, archived)
# go to the archives
delete some posts and do it on monday

If that works I have no idea if it will!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# To promote, defend and maintain SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG, SPONG.


PS: SPONG
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# .
It like he sees inside my brain!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# thats quite impressive lurkage...!
:o)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)
# I've
seen better :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
that is excellent

long live teh sp0ng!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# he loves it...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# ha ha
that's almost as funny a euphamism (sp?) as "up the wrong 'un." (hilariously common among yorkshire chavs)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# "sliped her the polen"


/mushybees
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# I once worked with a rather strange Somerset lad
who often used to say loudly and completely unprovoked, (imagine the zommezet accent) 'One oop tha Dirt box' (the box being drawn out long and with unexpected w's in it.
(actually that accent looked suspiciously northern)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
hilarious, although i am getting strange looks from everyone else in the room after trying to emulate that aloud. numerous times.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)
# I REGECT YOUR OFFER OF
PEICE I WILL ONLY ACCEPT A FULL SPONG
it looks like he thinks those are come to bed eyes
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# wahey!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# i reckon you smalled it to hide the seams
you filthy bastard whore of babylon
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# The whore of Babylon eh?
whose beer do they sell in there then?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Surely
a fundamentalist Spong-lover would be wearing a fez?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# When cigarettes are outlawed
only Outlaws will have cigarettes.



And yes, it's real. Click for 700K gif to make your own!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# That's really rather excellent.
Woo!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Why thank you!
I'm rather embarrased by the amount of time I spent on it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# There's a link doing the rounds
to some company that sell reusable cigarette packet packets. I'll see if I can find it on 4rthur
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# How cool!
I'm preparing a photoshop template where you can make your own.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# smoking = cool
ipods = cool
therefore that = cool^2
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
#
cool2

Woo! New tags!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
#
|||||||||||| OO!

sorry, i just wanted to join in...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# WOO
That just made me start smoking! thanks!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# lovely smokes
woo and yay, first class
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Ok, now I'm laughing like a loon
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha - funnier than it ought to have been
what a skinny squirrel
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# billys got
enough nuts they are below his knees for fucks sake
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Isn't that normal then?
*Checks*


Hmm.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# feeling of
inadequacy
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Nuts below his knees
not between his legs?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# bit of both
Ok i'll give him some nuts for being the right colour.

shit I'll get accused of racism now er some of my best mates are grey err john major hes my best pal
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# .
bravo 7:)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# You have the funniest username ever.
I laughed nearly as hard as I did at the image above.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)

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