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i spotted this out of my window

i swear it has nothing to do with me.

EDIT: the CDC is more obvious in real life

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)

all I see is a skoda

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tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)

complete

with owner

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)

all that skodas

are really good now stuff doesn't really work does it?
I saw a car reliabillity survey recently and they were still shit they just don't look as bad.
buy your cars from japan because caucasians are to damn tall

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)

I had a Skoda as a hire car

and I have to say it was a really nice and fast car.

I was impressed

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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)

AAAAAARGH!

IT'S STARING AT ME! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

well at least i think it is

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)

Sorry for the T W

I'm trying to post a piccie, but I need a dugat, where do they live these days? I know I shouldn't need to ask, but I'm a newb!

Pretty please

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)

There's

no such thing as a threadwaste. and as for dugats, i haven't a clue ;)

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Laughing Boy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)

...

www.dugat.com
_{may_{not_{be_{the_{complete_{and_{utter_{truth_{..._sorry}}}}}}}}}

(Frugle, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)

groupe dugat ?

i'm scared.

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)

I've got the .psd

hang on, I'll stick it on ukdragon.

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)

I won't actually,

as it doesn't take .psd

I think this is too big for my self-imposed picture limit on my own server too. Arse.

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)

pity..

I've been hunting high and low for a dugat. Thought it would have gone nicely with the last supper

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techierob, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)

I could e-mail it to anyone interested if necessary.

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)

you're too nice

techierob at rollmop dot org
I'd trade a picture of a lizard wearing a tophat mowing a lawn (if I had one)

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techierob, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)

You're a star

Mines loonytunes33athotmaildotcom

You're all such lovely people

*sniff*

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)

You could always save it as a jpg

and post it on ukdragon. Most source pics b3tans ~~steal~~ use are jpgs.

ps. What is a dugat? I'd never heard of it before it suddenly got popular here in the last week or so.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)

It's the manchild

of Phil Jupitus

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--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)

I think

it was Uncle AMOL what started it

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)

Ooooh

I like that :)

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)

email me the psd dazfish@gmail

I can put it on my own webspace and post url here

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--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)

ooh, who's the lucky c*nt

with the Gmail account? (I envy you, btw)

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)

is editbush down?

or is my isp/router/pc shagged again

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e.parsley, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)

It's fine here

although it wouldn't suprise me if there were blips. It's doing ALL the traffic.

Which reminds me, must update today. Only a week late.

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)

i shall try again later tehn

just times out for me, woo - think of all the fish you can be earning from tokelau (if they still do that thing)

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e.parsley, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)

FLAMING GO - flamingo

big
erm: geddit?

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tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)

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Laughing Boy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)

hahaha

wicked punnage.

Woo! Yay !

(FP It!)

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)

ah go on

you'll have to explain it to me.

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)

say what you see....

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)

go, flame lake

still don't get it

edit/ wait! i do get it now!

woo

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)

no?

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)

flaming-go?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)

Ah. Thank you.

That took me far too long.

Anyone for a game of knuckles?

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)

I've got

a headache - will someone just tell me....

Edit: oh... now my head hurts more...

(Lordgert, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)

Flaming go away across the water, Bush.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)

hehe!

Ya shoulda made them pink though.

(tom_artosorse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)

i dont

get it

(Morphindel, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)

ahahhaa!

no. I didn't.

then I was going to post a stupid comment.

then I got it.

woo!

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stup0t, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)

Aww - he hasn't really changed much

Sorry - feeling a bit bored what with the rain an' all

(spook, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)

hehe

nice shoppage

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tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)

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stup0t, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)

woo

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Laughing Boy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)

sorry

and with that, I'm off to the pub.
Bye for now!

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robh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)

pah hahaha

i shall be off soon to play abit of online gaming.

woo to fart gags:

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)

*parp*

woo

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pippy is a truck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)

Doesn't he look lovely?

(spook, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)

Desmond... Tutu?

Pffft!

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)

argh!

the punnage .

top stuff.

Woo! Yay!

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)

yes

lovely.

woo! yay!

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stup0t, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)

arrgghh the punnage

woo yay

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)

Over here

"tutu" is some food made of beans, sausages and a bunch of other unrecognizable things.

And of course, Bishop Desmond has suffered in my hands already.

He looks strangely well as a ballet dancer, though. Woo

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)

where is

there?

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)

Brazil

(see his profile)

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)

ooh yeah

i have been to Brazil, i went up the Amazon river when i worked on cruise ships

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)

wahey!

A Bishop in a tutu

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robh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)

As requested

see here:
www.b3ta.com/board/3472145

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

that is fucking brilliant.

so you could be bothered after all.. !

Woo!

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)

aye

i went and got dressed as well :)

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)

hehe

and all because of my blank message

*beams*

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)

i think it was a group effort (_{_{to try and destroy me... but your efforts were in vain, since I can function without a brain Muahahahaha!}})

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)

hee hee

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)

ah go on people...

that was a blank post! you know, without anything in it? It's like staring at you! You know that you have to comment! IT'S BURNING YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT!

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)

thats just

wind

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)

hehe

^{this text is so small you'll have to either increase the text size of your browser to read it or copy and paste it into notepad}

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)

a^{n^{d^{^{i^{s^{n^{'^{t^{^{t^{h^{i^{s^{^{o^{d^{d^{?^?}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)

yes, yes

it is

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)

that truly is.

I salute you sir.

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)

_{a_{s_{_{o_{d_{d_{_{a_{s_{_{t_{h_{i_{s_?}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)

yeah

i think so

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)

nah

i can read it but i have a huge monitor :)

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)

have you

one of those new fangled 30" apple cinema screens?

*salivates*

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)

nah just

a normal 22" but i don't like to brag

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)

i bet you

have a photo of it* in your wallet ;)

*no double entendres here

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)

only my daughter

the photo of my monitor is on my desktop in work :)

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)

I'll thank you

...

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)

He will suck your soul!

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The Duke of Prunes, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)

woah...

I thought ud taken the bandwagon to far before but now ive seen your profile...

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)

My my, it's slow today

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Hankster, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)

ha ha

very amusing!

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robh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)

Filth.

Utter filth - get out!!!

Woo Yay!

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)

udder filth

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Hankster, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)

mmmmm.....

milky

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)

Let's...

~~ROCK~~ ~~PORK~~ ROCK!

edit: fixed. a bit.

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)

HE LOVES TEH PROK !

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)

what happened to his legs?

i can't make it out

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)

I'm just listening to

The Distillers and he just suits the music.

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robh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)

Brody Dalle.

I would.

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)

Me too

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Hankster, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)

Yay for meat guitars!

(Xybex, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)

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stup0t, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)

Jiggy jiggy!

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)

Scared, aroused AND over-joyed?

Congrats, that's my emotional fill for the day.

w/y!

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)

Hahahah

I think she can stop now. Her eyes would appear to indicate that she is full!

w/y/h!

'noon all

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)

she'll never stop

she's not a quitter.

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stup0t, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)

Ride it.

Ride it HARD

(Shadowman, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)

She's on

a spacehopper I presume?

w/y

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robh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)

I wouldn't dare to presume anything about her. She scares me a great deal.

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stup0t, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)

This could be Star Wars Kid when he 'grows up'

Hope it's not a GC

Clicky

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superbabyproject, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)

Ralph Macchio... Still got it.

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)

Its the

cat I feel sorry for

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iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)

OMG - WTF?

... ummm ... More NORKS!!! :-D

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Jaffacake, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)

pfffffffttttttt ha ha ha
only in america

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Punked I Love Vectors, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)

haha

he has a beard

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?, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)

um..

was that supposed to mae any kind of sense at all ?

but i did watch it with the sound off...

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)

a star is born

silly sod :)

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e.parsley, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)

fink I've seen it before

possibly in an old newsletter...

/waits for download.

(Frugle, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)

I don't know where I was going with this

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robh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)

sometimes

not knowing is the best reason
woo yay

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)

does it matter?

woo!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)

heheh

that's cool.

no reasons required.

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)

I've just been looking

at your zoo. There are some brilliant animals in there. I'm impressed!

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robh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)

i never made the animals

i'm just the zoo keeper.

but thanks anyway

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)

i made

some :)

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)

Hope you

you don't get confused
when you feed them,
'cos there's some strange combinations there!

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robh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)

i'm planning an evolution experiment

i'm gonna put then all in a cage at once, with various foodstuffs, and see which proves to be the strongest.

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:19, archived)

My money's on

The orang wiv teh big pointy teef

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)

Love the startled look on the snail's face.

Woo!

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)

Now that's some mighty fine woo when I see it,,,

Edit: they're dots. Not commas.

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)

Couldn't have put it better myself.

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jola, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3472105

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)

ooh,

hypocrisy is a marvellous thing now isn't it...

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)

b3ta.com/board/3472152

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Punked I Love Vectors, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)

*clicks the links*

ARGH!

*head explodes*

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)

*picks up pieces*

and sells them on ebay as a nutritional suppliment

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)

*bids*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)

thinks about shopping it

and entering comp but can't be arsed

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)

oooh

please do...

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)

will see

i need to go get dressed first just sat in dressing gown and underwear

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)

hardly nutritional... possibly hallucinogenic.

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)

TJ:

visit the b3tazoo.

the voting system should go up today, so that you can influence which animals get displayed on the FP. (my FP, not the b3ta FP).

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)

only on

every third tuesday when a wild hamster invades my garden

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)

I find penguins are the worst

they ruin the herbaceous borders and frighten next doors cat.

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yes penguins do that, but you need the lesser spotted spangle hedgehog as they stop the penguins.

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)

scared...

it's been almost 2 hours and my last post is still on the first page of the board...

is this "no spazzing required saturday" ?

(Frugle, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)

well have a monkey

edit: no one likes my monkey :(

edit2: yes they do huzzah

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)

hahehehe

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)

ok go on...

since I never Woo'd it first time round.

Woo! Argh! Yay!

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)

erm...

i've never seen the board so slow....

last night must have been hella good.

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)

Bitter about the state of UK motorways? Moi?

edit: compo'd

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jola, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)

Nicely done

and oh so true

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It was so quiet in here

I turned on the TV to check that The Blessed Brian was not on again
(like the other Saturday morning).

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Jesus,

it's quiet.

There must have been a meet or something last night and everyone's still recovering from the hangover.

Swines.

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jola, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)

The reason it's so quiet

Is that everyone's sleeping off the previous night's woo ness

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)

spooky

no reply for forever.
Then two replies at exactly the same time.

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Doo de doo doo

doo de doo doo

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)

particularly so

as I am editing a supernatural drama production today and escaped in here for a break.
Perhaps this was the hint that I should be doing some work.

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Brilliant!

unfortunately, they must already be selling the stuff.

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robh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)

Well quite,

that's the only explanation I can come up with. They make a special one for Peugeots too I think.

(tomsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)

I own an Astra and there's nothing wrong with the left hand lane. Maybe they should make something for BMW drivers that makes them inconsiderate to other road users???

(Dwarf_Pr0n, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)

Major Domo

probably done a gajillion times before, but I'm doing it again anyway

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techierob, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:20, archived)

argh the punnage

have a pearoast

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)

Woo.

Two of my heroes in one!

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)

First time I've seen it. :)

Nice hattage. Correct cap badge?

Woo.

(Small Beer, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)

not sure tbh..

but this one's probably right:

apologies for throwing one bad pun after another. I'll probably go to hell for doing this

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techierob, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)

pun in a million!

And Sid thinks so too.

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giant_squid, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:11, archived)

look out behind you

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:15, archived)

NOooooo

The dugats are coming to get us all

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)

AAARGH!!!

SAVE THE INNOCENT FAMILY!!!

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)

since it's moving so slowly

i've been playing with my textures

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:58, archived)

pfft hee hee

woo

ning (noon)

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:00, archived)

noon sir

hows the leg doing?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:03, archived)

not bad

plaster comes off in 3 days and then into a brace, which should mean i am able to drive again and get out of the house!!

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:07, archived)

goodo

i've been driving my moped with a sprained wrist for about a week

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:10, archived)

ouch how

did you sprain your wrist?

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:11, archived)

a basketball hoop fell on me

i was drunk

*looks embarrased*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:13, archived)

doh

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:14, archived)

your moped

has a sprained wrist?

/predictable reply

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:12, archived)

how does it smell?

alaska?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:13, archived)

terrible

how do you drive this thing?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:14, archived)

Never heard them called that before

:)

Woo!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:01, archived)

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