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does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
sounds like someone got a 3 pointer

(Dies Irae, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

the beta version of the b3ta shop

http://b3ta.com/shop/

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

excellent

I cant wait for the technology to come along that lets you animate tshirts and stuff, the random cat generator wall clock would rock! I think we're missing a penguin?

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

I WANT

a tee-shirt that says, "When come back" on the front, and (predicably) "Bring Pie" on the back....

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)

e-mail in

your inbox sir.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)

nice

I like the new b3ta ones. gonna get me a furtive.

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

cool. what I've done is ask people to set up shops

and then glued the shops together. each member will get the cash for their items. not us. I'm expecting some kind of demand from board members to be in the shop - and we'll do a rotate thing in time. At the mo ... its' beta - but you can BUY stuff.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

I have BOUGHT STUFF

It's just a shame that it takes 4 weeks to arrive cos it's in the bloody US..
Still, nice mugs!

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

and they take even longer to pay us ...

... but it's a nice solution that each members money goes directly to them.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)

pixel furtive is good

but i'm quite terrified at the total lack of Original Furtive and Pengiun combo items.

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DaWolfey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)

agreed!

Nice choices, but we need more furtive/fluffy stuff (mousemat?).
Also, how about an "It's lesbian hour" t-shirt ...

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nyarlathotep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)

hehehe

Fred West day clock...
I want one!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)

Ugh!

I hate CafePress! I would buy most of those shirts, but they only come in white, and god knows fat people don't look good in white...

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EvS, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)

CafePress isn't perfect

but it's easy. I wanted to get something up and running - that we could then talk about doing it differently if it's shifting some stuff. No point spending ££££ if there's no demand.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)

brilliant designs

but yeah... cafepress is a bit lame. can't something be sorted out with fishbear? i thought he was starting a tshirt printing company or something.

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tomdog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)

fishbear says

".... things have gone a bit quiet on that front as the
people I am working with have turned out to be fucking useless, and the web
business is so busy ..."

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)

good for him

bad for us.
I miss the science pics.

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santexo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)

I love

the MilkyMoo mug.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

Yay.

I'm gonna have to get me a credit card now. I want everything on that page.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)

Unfortunately, I'm a bit too fat to wear

white T-Shirts, I would look like the b3ta blimp.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)

Buy

me mug then!

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)

I certainly will

you talented womble, you.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)

Hooray!

I made a sale I made a sale!
How much beer does $2 buy?

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)

which mugs are yours

I just got two of 'em. The boss it a cunt one and the santexo (consultants) one

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)

less than a half.

if I had a credit card i'd get one too so you might be able to afford a larger shandy...

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beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)

yaahoo

that's xmas presents sorted!

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)

Oh dear god

b3ta.com is now blocked by the proxy at work! [which may go some way to explain why i haven't been around for a few days].
i mean AARRRRGGGHHH!
What am I supposed to do now? WORK?
fuck that.

(theredqueen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

change jobs?

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

i can imagine the interview

for my new job.

"and what was your reason for leaving your last job, sir?"

'They wouldn't let me fuck around with photoshop and post on b3ta.'

"Right, well that concludes the interview".

(theredqueen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)

Work around

Depending on the way the firewall works, you might be able to connect using the IP address 64.246.28.104, though it might still be blocked

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Pootle, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

use this...

clickety

unless of course you're a systems admin. trying to find cloaks to block in which case you're a bastard and should be shot

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

looks

like i'm going to have to shag someone in the IT department..

(theredqueen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

I'm in the IT department

but it's in a different company :(

(tokyodrifter, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)

one of these days

somebody in the computer centre is gonna look at the logs and track a load of external hits back to my web folder - then they're gonna notice a shit load of pictures with creation times and dates that correspond with my hours of work...then i'll be fucked!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

It's blocked by the proxy

at this place too. Luckily I'm on a client's network who haven't blocked it, but their proxy server goes down more often than a dirty ho.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)

Shamless self plug..

Wotcha all..

Livegigguide has gone mental with tickets to things..
So we now have loads of new competitions (about 20 at the moment)..

So if yer interested, have an eyeball at
www.livegigguide.com/members/comps/membcomps.asp
I may even put in a good word for you with the powers that be :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)

Its worth it!

Me an unicorn both won a competition to win a kerrang CD and tickets to the kerrang club in london!

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

woo!

Do you want to be our press officer :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

sure

((do i paid?))

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

Dr John, Dr John

Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John Dr John

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)

he he

found this while looking for skin disorders to go to see hives on a site called
www.ladiesonlysports.com

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)

Hugo_Shameless_Rune

That's what we call you when you're not here.

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

I dont care.

I think you are all sad geeky twats :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

Uncalled for.

There's a lot of serious negativity on the board today, I think I'm gonna take my ball back and not play any more

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

aw bless..

Hows your, er, posterior? :)
coat

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

You clearly

missed todays smut thread about thongs.

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

isn't

Hugo Rune the most amaising man that ever lived?

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)

I am indeed :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)

oooh the hives....

have entered that one, looks good - that one for me hugo

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

I got an email saying i'd won tickets

to The Vines next Monday and asking for my full name - which I sent and have heard nothing more...

What gives?

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adverse_camber, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

shouting

at hugo n doktored usually works!
If not, send an email to annie.
Im a good press officer!

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

The people in my office are muppetts..

I didnt say that :)
Mail me @
greg AT livegigguide DOT com and I'll sort it out for ya.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

You are sorted...

Go to the gig, go to the guest ticket area..
You are on the XFM guest list.
Woo
(annie sez sorry for not getting back to you)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

sweet

cheers

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adverse_camber, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

Burt

Bacharach please Hugo!

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

oh,

yes please Hugo!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

you

are
taking
the
piss
are
you
not?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)

I am not.

I have to have them tickets.
No one else is gonna want them anyways.
Burt roools.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)

I will fight you for them.

Right now.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)

we asked first! we asked first!

..but if it comes to a fight, I will beat you to a bloodied PULP for those tickets. Burt is King.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)

Of course you can go for them.

And you did get there first.
I love Burt too but I wouldnt want to upset the both of you.
I hope you win.

No I dont

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)

jesus.

Well, enter the thing then.
No one else will.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)

i'll enter as well if ya like

then, should i win the tickets can go to tomsk & dr phil.
Just gives you more chance of winning doesnt it...
[edit: maybe not, i dont know the answer to the question]

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)

I already did,

you know me name...

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)

i have

burt is a legend

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)

I swear he gets more like me every day

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)

hairy fruit

the noseberry

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)

there

isn't much difference between that and his real nose really is there.

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

Bully Boy Prescott

www.chairmanmoo.com/?action=display&storyid=154&id=3

(biggytitbo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

hahahahaha...thats great...is it real?

(ying tong, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

Jeff cleaning products

http://davelee.topcities.com/jeff_jif.jpg

For removal of stubborn twats.

(bugger. link to pic didn't work)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)

Yeah

Nice red cross you TURD!

(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

look

out look out...someones anus has escaped......

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

Hmm

Hitler Sanchez,

sorry, i had to...(Probably been done before, but it's only my third post, give a man a chance!)

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)

Well if no-one else is,

Im gonna give myself a...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

Try

animating it.

(Dies Irae, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

I'm Still

A mega-novice, tell me how to do a .gif

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

more sanchez

tomorrow! I'll post a lurvely (worksafe!) piccie tomorrow when webspace is sorted. (damn pipex and their really difficult to remember usernames & passwords).

BTW I love Geoff.

(Rarebit, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)

hey Bovine?

I just saw through thread way down the spaz( just arrived, hard day) and thought Id post a top of puta pic! I have godzilla and Kaneda from Akira always watching over me, reminding me of my inadequacies.

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

Its interesting

to know what tat people have collected.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

i must be anal

i keep my desk and monitor clean and free of junk!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)

has godzilla got a ponytail there

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)

my godzilla

is all an baby, no ponytail there, although I keep hearing them say things like...

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

I thought so too,

but it's the girl's hair in the picture behind.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

Who lifted the pic of my toys?

The lego man doing something naughty with his weapon.....the nakkid wanker doll was bending over at the time....!!

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

he he

he he, just thought I'd share this.....
The bloke who sits behind me just dozed off and started snoring, but no one else noticed cos he's got a cold.
He woke up with a start too!

Note to self: learn not to snore

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

Local news

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chthonic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)

did anyone know cats have breeding seasons?

my freind went to the pet shop to buy a cat and the owner said that it wasn't cat season!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

it's your fault.

I've been singing "and meow, the end is near, etc etc" for WEEKS now.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)

Who let the pig out?...

(cousin Ainus, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

No we know the truth

Clicky

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)

The best bit

Mr Gallup said the findings may also apply to women who engage in unprotected oral sex and people who engage in anal sex. But he said further research was needed in these areas.

(frosty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

Good morning!

Aah, another Thursday at the office...
...Wait a minute, it's three in the afternoon! What the?!?!?!?!?!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

armpits!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)

You've .....

..seen it haven't you ?

(G-Funk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

Well

I hadn't, but..... now I have.
If only they weren't on different teams that would have been a pretty cool celebration :)

(Maels, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

on whaels

...?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)

harsh...

..but true

with thanks to stupidanimals.freeserve.co.uk

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

ha ha ha ha

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

see above monster munch?

that's how i'd imagine you if you were a dirty old man.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

So you don't think I'm a dirty old man already?

Aw, bless you!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)

course not!

i said that on the other page.. if you're 24 you're a dirty YOUNG man!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

"Ooh, young man!

At our age..!" etc...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)

that animal

has always reminded me of a turd.

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tomdog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)

Songs of Praise

Yassa Arafat presents Songs of Praise with co-host Charlotte Church. Live from Whitby Abbey.

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

Of course,

where else?

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

yay Whitby

I love Whitby.

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:53, archived)

Once you drop...you can't stop...

(cousin Ainus, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)

Does a furtive by your name

signify thieving tendencies? god-like powers?
or other?

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)

it means you contributed to the b3ta fund:

clicky

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buttercup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

aaahh

how shameful for me!

how much is a years bandwidth (sorry ignorant non-techie here)

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

hard to say

but around $4000-$5000

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buttercup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)

ouch

have you got it yet?

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

another hairy fruit

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tomdog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)

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