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# Morning all,
Just some characters for an animation I want to do.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Good start
Works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Fantastic.
Make it and make it hard!
Rest ye not until flash is bleeding and your fingers have crashed!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!
Or i will kill you and eat your eyes!
They am the finest of all the fine!
now do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:15, archived)
# I am going to,
but I'm going to do it properly and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:18, archived)
# properly you say?
ooooooh.....get her!

good man.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:19, archived)
# I'm going to
write a scipt and evereefing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:20, archived)
# write? script?
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!

write?

script?

are you on glue?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Jokes only animators would make ; )
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Yeah,
we're like that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:37, archived)
# I know,
I'm going to try and make it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)
# With moving images.
And Vectorialismic stuff?

*mind boggles*
*mind scores poorly*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Yes,
all that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# 'ning!
Which one is which? ;)

(He can throw lardy sausages at my mouth any day. Mmmm I'm hungry now)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Yay!
and Woo!

it's been ages since i've seen stuff from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:19, archived)
# I know,
I want to do more.
When I update richardtingley.co.uk I'm going to put a load of my drawings and stuff there I think.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)
# i really need to egt my finger out and get my site finished.
i started it but then put it on hold because of moving house and getting married. but i've moved now and i'm getting married in four weeks, so i really should get it finished soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Website
comes first.
I'm redoing mine in Flash, just to annoy people...because I can.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Woo
I'll look forward to seeing that dream realised like a little girl looks forward to christmas when she knows she'll be getting a pony, and she really wanted a pony... because she needs it's kidney.

And that is a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)
#
smashing stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:37, archived)
# mmmmm Lard
WTF is in Lard cake any how?
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Old Victor Lewis Smith joke
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:07, archived)
# No, I didn't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:09, archived)
# DANCE ALFRED! DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:02, archived)
# panowie !
(osiem, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:06, archived)
# This is the greatest
thing ever. Possibly. Top ten anyway.

edit: Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred Alfred PSYCHO! PSYCHO!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:09, archived)
# hahaaha
Oi loiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:02, archived)
# yay
He doing "The Birds Dance"
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:03, archived)
#
with a little bit of this n a little bit of that and shake your bum just like your mum
(NotSaying lurking is fun, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:07, archived)
# huzzah! Go Alfred. He had a difficult childhood you know. The birds!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha
he's just a big baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:09, archived)
# That is some funky dancing.
Alfred is quite clearly in the groove. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:11, archived)
# First thing I've seen on the board today
and it's the human race's highest achievement to date. Forget space travel - THIS is the future
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# Them camp foxes really wind the crowd up
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:01, archived)
# i would
she's a fox
/coat
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:02, archived)
# im rounding up my beagles
and off on the hunt...... i want that fox
(NotSaying lurking is fun, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:03, archived)
# wouldn't
she be a Vixen?
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Woo
yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] In a parallel universe - Humans evolved into apes
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:53, archived)
# And buckets
evolved into made human-ape killing machines, sometimes consuming five in a sitting.
And so the "Human-ape"-Bucket wars began...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:55, archived)
# And human-ape killing machines
evolved in to doves being flown around by olive trees
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:57, archived)
# But it all imploded
because it was the Man of an insane Vision.
Or was that the Vision of an insane man? We'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Alas
It could have just been Mr Benn trying to decide on a costume!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# I made a pickshur of my girlfriend.

Clicking will make it more big.
If the style looks familiar, it's because I was trying to draw in the style of this (pretentiously-named) guy:
www.shag.com
and yes, folks, it's safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:53, archived)
# Brilliant
I thought it was a shag at first.
As you may know I edit his pictures sometimes for gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:54, archived)
# I don't recall any...
Got any linkage?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:55, archived)
# Here's a random one
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:58, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:00, archived)
# i love super happy fun time
(kebab, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:05, archived)
# I like that!
Bansai stylee!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:08, archived)
# Off the wall '50s style
www.500sound.dsl.pipex.com/b3ta/gayarmy.jpg

Now linkified to save dialuppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:11, archived)
# why thank you
may the wallpaper bring you much pleasure

click!
(kebab, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:13, archived)
# thanking you.
Now wallpapered.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:16, archived)
# wierd
I get loads of spam like that..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:10, archived)
# hmmmm....
are those her tampons drying in the foreground?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:57, archived)
# Oh good grief...
My mind is soiled forever.
And no, no they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:59, archived)
# Is she working
in a pink kebab shop?

(Pink kebab! Snigger...)
(keef, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:01, archived)
# Not you as well ; )
It's an innocent picture I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:03, archived)
# excellent work mister stick!
a hearty early morning round of applause for thee sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:02, archived)
# Thanking you, Mr. Bees.
How goes it? Any imminent Bees related excited to see today?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:03, archived)
# might have a few wee gif tasters
for "The international rock'n'roll league of domestic violence".....it all depends really.
I'm feeling rather slow today, and Chuck Berry's proving difficult, as ever....the bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:05, archived)
# Damn you Chuck!
*shakes fist at sky*

I'll keep my eyes peeled, in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:08, archived)
# What they should have done..
(I helped save b3ta! ohdear, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:40, archived)
# Oh
I would have laughed like a big fat hairy girl who has just bought a remmington lady shave if that had happened!

Wizard!!
(maddave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:42, archived)
# Wrongest mental image possible for 8:40am
but possibly the funniest.

edit: Woo the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:45, archived)
# No no no no.
The wrongest image would be if she was shaving her arse whilst pulling a goatse. Now thats a mental image. Oh and she was watching your parents having sex at the same time.

Dont imagine that now. Dont I said!
(maddave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:46, archived)
# I think the worst possible image was posted below on this page
It was linkified and I had to click it, didn't I.
Will I never learn?
On a par with tub-girl.
www.b3ta.com/board/3720304
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:49, archived)
# ....sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g....
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:38, archived)
# You sick, sick person.
Woo! It looks like a cross between a ginger person and a deep sea fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:46, archived)
# I once woke up next to her

Never knew her name or how I got there.
Still haunts me.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:51, archived)
# arrgh!!
kill it, kill it hard
(amon-ra-ra-ra, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:53, archived)
# Sick
It's Ginger!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Awwwww. I hate updating this picture. Bye bye Johnny.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:36, archived)
# *sniff*
:(
(PrenatalFlunky, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:37, archived)
# Did I miss something in the news?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:41, archived)
# Cancer +
Guitarist.
(maddave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:42, archived)
# Yep, I missed that.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:43, archived)
# :'(
uk.news.yahoo.com/040916/325/f2per.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:43, archived)
# Richard Stilgoe



Rememeber this cnut from Countdown? Anagrams are really funny, apparently...

3Bta
aB3t
3taB

and my personal favourite....

ta3B. hohoho
(flarkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:23, archived)
# hmm Richard Stilgoe
I Hearrd Clits Go

(Christopsy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:31, archived)
#
Richard Stilgoe = Gerald Historic = Lethargic Doris.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:33, archived)
# hahaha
I like Lethargic Doris
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:47, archived)
# Richard Stilgoe
Was a minor genius. Mock him not

(MattDP (Squiggle), Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:39, archived)
# i dont wanna rock - DJ! but bacon and eggs sound nice...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:14, archived)
# Bugger me backwards

That's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:18, archived)
# what?
i can't hear you! huh??
(PrenatalFlunky, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:19, archived)
# Eeep!
Slight TJ, is this the work of a b3tan?


www.livejournal.com/users/entropyjim/61534.html
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:25, archived)
# no
but it is glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:29, archived)
# Entropy
was the name of a special night at a club called Shellys in Stoke-on-trent about 12yrs ago... till it got busted on the one night i fuckin turned up!!!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:18, archived)
# argh
its will young surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:32, archived)
# its good old robbie!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:37, archived)
# I used to cuddle with my kitty
but then it was captured on film and I'm having second thoughts...
(PrenatalFlunky, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:59, archived)
# Lack of dental hygeine or excess cups of tea

Cuddle that and you'd never play guitar again.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:06, archived)
# Now you may never know what this post once said
I'm making fresh coffee (and I make great coffee)



Coffee is ready
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:45, archived)
# Bye
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:54, archived)
# Mmmmmmm F5
This is a normal post This post is about to self destruct
On second thoughts I will save it for gay shift, I can't stand the thought of them bouncing there for hours this morning while it is quiet

This post will self destruct in 1 minute

I had an idea of editing a post every minute so there was a different picture and part of a story, rather like a live comic strip.
Only the die hard F5ers would see the whole story.

That's what you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:56, archived)
# is it
freshly ground?
(PrenatalFlunky, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:18, archived)
# Trampled underfoot by local girls of fine disrepute.
Only the finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:21, archived)
# Ah
well i don't really like the finely ground stuff.
(PrenatalFlunky, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:23, archived)
# go on then!!
milk 2 sugars
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:18, archived)
# frothy milk? I like to froth the milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:19, archived)
# I first saw that only five years ago
Edit:

Tea, two shoogs, tad of milk
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:19, archived)
# aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:21, archived)
# Whenever
there is an invertibrate in trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:23, archived)
# superworm and his
panties of justice will appear
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:24, archived)
# Reproducing asexually
to save us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:27, archived)
# And a wonder
for your soil.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:31, archived)
# Yes like this
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:33, archived)
# Wonnerful!
Both pics (superworm and supersperm) are wonderful.
Especially at this time of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:43, archived)
# ... on a palace balcony ...
He's very reassuring. Will there be a series of adventures, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:53, archived)
# Yah for worms
(maddave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 8:17, archived)
# Ahh b3ta, please don't ever go away again.
Methinks I will be donating money now.

(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:14, archived)
# they
ran out of 50p's for the meter
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:20, archived)
# I was at work all night
i was very sad.
(Christopsy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:37, archived)
[challenge entry] even in an alternate universe
pictures still don't always come through


Incedentally, I posted this on 4rthur moments before the b3ta boards came back up.
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:10, archived)
# arf
I saw it on 4rthur too - but for some reason it is funnier and makes more sense here

(dreariersphere, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:13, archived)
# That's true
of so many things.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:15, archived)
# AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH
it seems even in an alternative universe theres still goatse
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)
# New Altoids Ad
Not office safe; I'm therefore linking to it here.
(Reynard D. Fox, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:55, archived)
# eugh
nsfa
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:57, archived)
# That's
unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:57, archived)
# is that
shopped? Or a real poo-porn picture?
(kaibosh, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:59, archived)
# do we really want to know?
We may sleep better just telling ourselves it is shopped ...
(dreariersphere, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:02, archived)
# but I must know
is this done? Do people resort to this? enjoy this? because the pic is so well lit and clear. You can't avoid the fact that these pretty girls eat poo.
(kaibosh, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:07, archived)
# but if we find out if
then we may wish to know why
and the answers will keep getting scarier
(dreariersphere, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:12, archived)
# scary perhaps
but true, and the human experience should be known in full. If possible.
(kaibosh, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:13, archived)
# enjoy it?
ugh. it's teh poo. poo are not supposed to be eaten.

least of all by pretty girls who should be eating teh cock instead
(Christopsy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:45, archived)
# Cartman's Mom!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:04, archived)
# Screw you guys,
I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:07, archived)
# A question that has plagued me for months...


If James Brown was a pirate, how would he combine the DARRRR! with the DAOWWWWW?

Any help? please ensure that it actually sounds convincing when said aloud. Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:55, archived)
# Darwowowowwoooooooo, Arf, Arf! Grrrrrrr.....
Go ahead. Tap a foam.
Shooo be do wop wop.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:51, archived)
# That's nice
I bet you could print it on a big canvas and sell it to posh bars.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:07, archived)
# Oooh
That's a bit good. Makes me think it ought to be disco-fied.
(Mori, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:07, archived)
# Sillybird!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:38, archived)
# hehe
he's/she's quite a charming fellow/lass :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:42, archived)
# Sillybird
thanks you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:53, archived)

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