it's lovely
but it can't eat my soul, as I am currently noshing on it.
mmm.
soul.
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mmm.
soul.
wOOOOOOOOO
wOOOOOOOOOOOO*
*might mean yes*
*doesnt know small writing code
EDIT: c0dez, is obviously what i meant, you uber junkies
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:35,
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*might mean yes*
*doesnt know small writing code
EDIT: c0dez, is obviously what i meant, you uber junkies
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
...... . . .. . .My anus is bleeding..
Mod Edit: please post your own work. Thanks.
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...... . . .. . .My anus is bleeding..
Mod Edit: please post your own work. Thanks.
*grumbles*
Feckin' Don Hertzfeltd, going around like he owns the place*
*stick figures
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:32,
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*stick figures
yep.
shame it isn't really his.
bitterfilms.com/rejected.html
although he never said it was his, so he gets away with that at least.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:36,
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bitterfilms.com/rejected.html
although he never said it was his, so he gets away with that at least.
Been working on this as possible artwork for my band.
Thought I'd share.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:30,
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Thought I'd share.
I
like it. Maybe just do as little detail on the faces as possible if any, I think a blank face might look cool or maybe just the eyes. Thats my opinion anyway but looking good.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:36,
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yeah, I tried it like that
I still can't decide how to have it...
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:42,
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that's rather splendid.
nice work on the hands.
i can't do hands for shit.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:39,
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i can't do hands for shit.
Wow
I'd love to be able to drink thro my eyes. Get pissed quicker.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:30,
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blimey - give it a chance
you only posted it about 2 hours ago...
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:34,
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TEH UPLOAD TO4DZ?
It's like teh upload go4tz
EDIT: And I love the pythonesque caption
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:20,
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EDIT: And I love the pythonesque caption
pfft
I would never portray the mighty GMOS as a toad.
A girl, yes, but not a toad.
:D
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:22,
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A girl, yes, but not a toad.
:D
ok
I'm worn out from chasing a cat around the house trying to get it into the basement.
how's by you?
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:25,
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how's by you?
the cat, now.
I have to put stuff in his ears for an ear infection, and the basement is the only place I can keep him where he can't hide from me.
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EDIT: I've heard 3 interpretations of this picture so far, what do YOU think is going on?
hahahahahahahaha
the one on the left is telling the one on the right not to rush to the conclusion that the fez wearing stormtrooper cleaned his fez with the pink stormtroopers uniform thus making it pink due to fez colour bleed
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hah
yes, this is the intention of the pic.
Some people thought that the pink one was gay and was being comforted on a relationship problem by the other trooper.
Other people thought that the pinkness was a sign of the troopers anger.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:12,
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Some people thought that the pink one was gay and was being comforted on a relationship problem by the other trooper.
Other people thought that the pinkness was a sign of the troopers anger.
i mean Fez's are cool but clearly the point of the fez in this picture is to imply that the fez has bled during wash
woo
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:13,
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It's this subtle type of humor
That seems to have the most impact. For me this one was like a Gary Larson far side cartoon where I looked at it once, smiled, looked at it again, laughed, and the more I looked at it the funnier it was.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:15,
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Everything Gary Larson ever did was shit
and absolutely hilarious.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:26,
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You know,
This works on so many levels. I really really like this one. One of your best.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:08,
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it was one of my first.
it's all been downhill for the last year
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:10,
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That
is good news, indeed. Soon you'll be on par with the rest of us, then!
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:16,
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I beg to differ
on that! Your artwork is fantastic and your Java apps are quite cool.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:17,
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absolutely
the pink vote is very important
unless you happen to be Kilroy, in which case its orange all the way
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:08,
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unless you happen to be Kilroy, in which case its orange all the way
Hahaha
That's great.
And feztastic
EDIT: RED CLOTHES LEFT IN WASH!
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:09,
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And feztastic
EDIT: RED CLOTHES LEFT IN WASH!
Friday's game
Y'know the game posted in the newsletter with the hangers and balancing action? How do you balance the large old man's face? I don't have any pegs left. Cheers!
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:54,
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that's strange
i assumed i had completed it yesterday because the timer wasn't going round. no part of it was in the water.. i think i was somewhere past the birdhouse
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:57,
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Well
you can put the snowman's hat on the circle at the top of the whole contraption.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:59,
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I
have no idea what that could be so for confusing me into oblivion have a token for one woo from moi.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:50,
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that's ultra woo
remember kids
B3ta Dance Party in just over an hour.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:51,
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B3ta Dance Party in just over an hour.
I've
figured out what it could be. Maybe a very very long mole trail thing. Only not a mole, that little critter from caddy shack. Damn this is gonna annoy me
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:54,
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now i'm impressed.
I figured it was done in a 3D proggy (where it would be easy peasy).
Have a woo, yay and a houplanowie
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:58,
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Have a woo, yay and a houplanowie
Yeah,
that's what I thought. Every time I look at ImageReady I don't see anything useful in it other than creating image overs and image maps. But that's just my lack of understanding of it I'm sure.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:01,
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Lord Fotherington
needs to lay off the vodka and Domestos chasers.
Woo btw
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:49,
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Woo btw
nothing warms the heart
quite like logging on to b3ta and being greeted by an example of Neville's trademark brand of insanity.
yay!
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:50,
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yay!
to who ever put that mod edit under my last pic : u fucking happy ,its a .jpg now am a new user so show me some fucking consideration
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:43,
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v 1.0.2
with no additional skins
so its red dots all round. funny shapes sounds like a nice change though
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:48,
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so its red dots all round. funny shapes sounds like a nice change though
Baad luck but now its a red x
and if anyone else is mean i'll spack 'em up for you
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:45,
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How 'bout
Dirty stinky runny fetid cunt festering in the hot sunlight attacting flies.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:52,
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yeah cunts are useful
but arsehole's like you three are allways full of shit .good night
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:06,
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hahahaha
quite the comedian
however arseholes are also useful cos they get rid of shit
touche
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:11,
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however arseholes are also useful cos they get rid of shit
touche
I don't wish to be pedantic
but I think you may have added an additional apostrophe to the term "arseholes".
While not a crime as such, this board does seem to take these little errors of language quite seriously and it may result in people correcting you.
You may wish to know something of the origin of the term. I have taken the trouble to browse the internet and have found this entry:
ARSE
Though not a word in polite use, "arse", like many old words describing body parts and functions, originates in Indo-european. The IE word was *orsos which produced words meaning "bottom" or "tail" in most Germanic languages. The US "ass" is a euphemistic spelling of "arse" which reflects the general US pronunciation.
The bird the "wheatear" has nothing to do with wheat or ears but comes from "white arse" after its white tail feathers.
End quote.
Do take a little more care in future postings.
Hugs and fluffy kisses.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:19,
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While not a crime as such, this board does seem to take these little errors of language quite seriously and it may result in people correcting you.
You may wish to know something of the origin of the term. I have taken the trouble to browse the internet and have found this entry:
ARSE
Though not a word in polite use, "arse", like many old words describing body parts and functions, originates in Indo-european. The IE word was *orsos which produced words meaning "bottom" or "tail" in most Germanic languages. The US "ass" is a euphemistic spelling of "arse" which reflects the general US pronunciation.
The bird the "wheatear" has nothing to do with wheat or ears but comes from "white arse" after its white tail feathers.
End quote.
Do take a little more care in future postings.
Hugs and fluffy kisses.
haha
by 'eck, she's a bit jowly. Trade her in for a younger model
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:50,
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Weirdo
You have Milady, she's more woman than wimpy newsreader.
PHWOAR!
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:02,
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PHWOAR!
this is also true
but like I always say....you can look in the car showroom...does it mean you are going to test drive another model?
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:04,
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Pfft
That's too sleazy to be an adulterer's line.
But it's oddly sweet also.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:06,
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But it's oddly sweet also.
adultery is not for me - too many names to remember
bigamy means two mothers in law
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:13,
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bigamy means two mothers in law
Woah
not so fast. Look at his name, he's a big boss. Could have contacts.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:49,
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Hey
The rest of us managed to find the FAQ and do it right the first time...
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:27,
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Ah,
no, I fucked up my first ever picture post, but because I was fluffy about it, and took heed, I was pointed in the right direction. It's all been sweetness since then.
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Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:33,
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I think the guys on the right
look concerned and are coming to help the crying foetal-position ball-man.
Maybe I have too much faith in stick-mankind.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:48,
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Maybe I have too much faith in stick-mankind.
:P
are you a sir or a madam? I don't think it's ever been implied.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:55,
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RUN!
how perculiarly perculiar. And woo.
edit: that's a fantastically subtle gradient for the bg. Works a treat.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:44,
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edit: that's a fantastically subtle gradient for the bg. Works a treat.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:44,
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I saw Interpol tonight!
but it was mostly people that just knew their new stuff and they didn't play much old stuff and I'm way too good for that so I left.
*is a pretentious indie snob*
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:39,
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*is a pretentious indie snob*
new stuff mostly sucks
the Rosemary song is nice though
and I have every right to be a pretentious indie snob, I've known about the good music far longer than all these new wannabe indie kids and I'm just better.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:42,
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and I have every right to be a pretentious indie snob, I've known about the good music far longer than all these new wannabe indie kids and I'm just better.
I would like to take this opportunity
to direct a woo towards Escher's ghost. Wooo-oo.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:41,
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if that guy had got his mits on photoshop, paint ,flash etc
he would have made some truly fuc*ed up work
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:43,
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I think a lot of the features of graphic manipulation programs
depend on somebody like Escher having existed previously.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:46,
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Ooohh deeep converstion
your probably right there about the importance of the likes of Escher
aren't you glad that i did't type 'SPACKS'
*Warm Feeling of superiority*
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:53,
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aren't you glad that i did't type 'SPACKS'
*Warm Feeling of superiority*
*spacks*
Mommy, the strange man made me hurt my brain with his woosome picture.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:39,
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hey ...my mistake
it is great!.... it just took a while loading !
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:44,
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yay,
let's tesselate!
edit: more here www.coolbubble.com/features/tesselation/
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:47,
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edit: more here www.coolbubble.com/features/tesselation/
CAUTION:
do not set as tiled background unless you are immune to blindness/spackosity.
Nice pic though.
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:49,
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Nice pic though.
bugger me you were fast.
I edited for compo the instant I posted it
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:23,
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you're an hour and 40 minutes earlier for B3ta dance time
Wonderful nonetheless
woo
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:18,
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woo
I still don't get the idea
where and when am I supposed to be to watch this wonderful show?
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:27,
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He just couldn't wait
and nor could I
I expect he will be joining in when 1 o'clock comes round :)
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:27,
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I expect he will be joining in when 1 o'clock comes round :)
he should
replace that robot in the car advert still
its awesome
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:19,
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its awesome
hello, sean connery
i didnt know he was a muslim sausage fanatic
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Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:11,
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Ta for the FP!
Though it meant I had to remove my deelyboppers from the main message. Ah well, they'll go well enough here.
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