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# A repost because it's slowish

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:54, archived)
# thank you!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:56, archived)
# You're welcome
... holy shit I made the front page.

=)

/edit: a virgin no more I be.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Yay!!
Revenge...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:20, archived)
# That hypno kitty is a alien!
(and goddammit I fucking hate insomnia!!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:03, archived)
# You should see Takeshi Miike's Izo at the Philly Film Festival
It's really bizarre, nihilistic, violent, hard-to-follow, samurai/art movie and you'll either love it or hate it, but if you can dig it it's worth the $9.

Totally bad taste and some what low budget, but pretty entertaining and interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)
# It doesn't get better than
Full metal Yakuza!
A japanese comedy RoboCop remake in Yakuza settings.
violent, nutty, INSANE!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:10, archived)
# i think versus wins
with it's lazer sighted swords, and it being the only japanese martial arts film EVER to refer to mike tyson
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)
# yay!
have never been able to do thos zoom effects....

and for all the ones that are low on fluffiness..
have a baby gorilla
www.repubblica.it/2003/e/gallerie/esteri/gorillino/esterne101857481004185803_big.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:06, archived)
# For zoom effects all you do
is have a large version of the image and use the zoom blur effect in Photochop.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha
stupid puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:07, archived)
# I love kitty rave :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Hypno-goodness
Maintenant, avec un budgie



(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:18, archived)
# frikkin
WONDERFUL!!! ***** 5-star woo yay
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:07, archived)
# lol awesome!
evil fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! st3x, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:19, archived)
# Its very nice, have a repoasted Woo!
but there's one glaring mistake that even a blind man could spot!! He's sitting on a catapult, but he gets fired from a trebuchet! Here endeth the siege weapon lesson!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:21, archived)
# (...Um...)
...on 3 b3tans...1...2...3 - GET'IM!
(I helped save b3ta! st3x, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:26, archived)
#
www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=223
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)
#
pfft! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)
# hahaha
the "are your drs too far away" one made me sully my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:41, archived)
# chortle
that's great
/relates
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha,
yeah, I hoped no one would spot that one.

=)
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)
# fired from a font?
how very queer
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)
# not sure
a blind man would spot that
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Out of lurkage to say
woo!
(rundosrun, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)
# frikkin
VUNDERBAR!!! ***** 5-star woo yay!!!
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Yay Mike
sorry for not replying earlier, I need to make it look like I'm working.

It's been ages since you last did kitty stuff, I demand more kitty stuff NOW, or in the near future.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:22, archived)
# None to worry
I'll try and get some more in the near future ...

=)
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# My friend made a trebucket!!
I've got a video of it on my site....I named it "The pikey killing Machine" Click here for the movie! Not quite as impressive as the full size thing...I have another angle of my friend's trb somewhere....
(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:11, archived)
# w00t
:o widunderlig
(Fenrir, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:16, archived)
# i did one of them too
but yours is much better
www.b3ta.com/board/2271187
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 3:28, archived)
# Ed
wood would be pleased with the sequel to plan 9 from outer space...


Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:50, archived)
# how very queer!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)
# redrum
good wood work? yes.
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:40, archived)
# Why is the board littered with posts of me?
?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)
# stalingrad
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:47, archived)
# thats more like it
yay woo hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:48, archived)
# Su
pewb
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:51, archived)
# Hahah,
nice.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:54, archived)
# tasteses bad

and they gave the little bugger a degree... soory -
woo btw
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:03, archived)
# why did the pictures stop?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
BBBBBIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:46, archived)
# that's perfect
with the tongue and all.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:55, archived)
# heh
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:59, archived)
# sorry rapitinui
but it made me think...



here
(whatsinaname, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:28, archived)
# umm
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:47, archived)
# I did one of those
but it was so seamless it could never be posted.

Edit: Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:19, archived)
# heh
yay for the seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)
# Prolly been done 1000 times

This pic is NOT shopped, but done the old fashioned way. Great fun!
Cut out the K, stick it on another bar, and put it back on the shelves at the supermarket.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:22, archived)
# very
good
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:24, archived)
# did we really have to see your face for this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:27, archived)
# Definately!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:55, archived)
# there's a slug eating your lips!
*spang*
(smell the cheese, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:58, archived)
# fi someone
hands you a palette - shop it!
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Nice hair.
mate....
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)
# hey hey its me again
check out my new website......
www.cureforsars.com
its a great site for animation shorts and mp3's made by yours truly and my canadian friend darcy........

see the things that b3ta is afraid to show you !
(threeheadedanalbaby, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:04, archived)
# thanks
I will look
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:05, archived)
# thanks :)
dont forget to sign up for the weekly newsletter.
(threeheadedanalbaby, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:07, archived)
# MY COCK,
YOUR FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:06, archived)
# my pee pee
your ice cream
(threeheadedanalbaby, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:08, archived)
# do you ever sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:57, archived)
# he's (sort of) Welsh
they don't need sleep that side of the dyke.
/morning all
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Does it contain boy shorts?
if not, it sucks
(joggerman, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:08, archived)
# OH MISTER DARCY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:35, archived)
# freak!
oh my god ur ugly
(Vernacular, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:55, archived)
# well
you suck.. so were even
(threeheadedanalbaby, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:07, archived)
# you say that like it`s a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Lemme see you try this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:59, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaa
spakspakspak
edit :
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(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:00, archived)
# zebras do that to confuse predators you know.
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:02, archived)
# I tried
to make a zebra spack once. The poor thing didn't survive the process...

(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:50, archived)
# Spacktastic
zowwaaahh
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:02, archived)
# I'm a spakmaaan
bee bop bop bada pam...
(NoToRiouS, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:47, archived)
# I always wanted to call my university profs this:
www.imse.cnm.es/~dictam/2ND_PHASE/PersonalPages/kunt.html

/edit: I like his e-mail address.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:42, archived)
# yes
tis a good name
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(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:52, archived)
# FUCKING HELL I HAVE SUCH A FUCKING HORN OFF OF THAT.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:54, archived)
# tis fake
i htink
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:56, archived)
# I'd still
do her
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:58, archived)
# Mike
did you do any more of your driving kitty series?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:10, archived)
# nice
!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:44, archived)
# Thanks!

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:52, archived)
# they're excellent
i think you should repost one of them in this thread. the puppy catapult perhaps, or the kitten and kitty
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:49, archived)
# Thank you
Sure, a repost ... (look atop)
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:53, archived)
# Just how
did she secure that napkin?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:04, archived)
# It's caught between her breasts
I do it all the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:20, archived)
# iF you saw this person...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:39, archived)
# I would
comb their face
edit : I would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:40, archived)
# danger master robin
danger...:)
(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:41, archived)
# michael jackson?
with a dodgier hair cut?
(whatsinaname, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:12, archived)
# he does
look like him a bit
(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:45, archived)
# msn
won't let me into my e-mail... how annoying
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:19, archived)
# i can't think of anything worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:19, archived)
# maybe
yahoo not letting you in
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:20, archived)
# or having to come to terms with the fact
that you lost your knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:21, archived)
# in a bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:22, archived)
# over a game of billiards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:22, archived)
# with a goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:24, archived)
# in a blizzard.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:25, archived)
# And you've got a used condom
hanging out of yer arse.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:29, archived)
# oooh, thanks
 
*splpop*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:29, archived)
# wow
put those all together, add musik and you've got a hit!
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:32, archived)
# and you suspect ...
it's from the goat
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:30, archived)
# if it weren't for the goat shit on your cock
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:31, archived)
# your not trying
hard enough
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edit : thats safe... right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:32, archived)
# christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:35, archived)
# church
edit : but i belive they have a value jesus now
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(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:36, archived)
# if
in dowt. asked yerself - is it a gurl? if she is... she probly isn't safe.
I'm sure it's fine but what do I know... I'm still sporting a icon.
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:45, archived)
# nothing to be ashamed off
Ive seen people with L plates who could
shop under the table and wellcome to the bord
edit : under the table
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:49, archived)
# off now,
ta!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:12, archived)
# nite foof
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:13, archived)
# haha wakey time is now!
g'night. 'ning everyone else!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:24, archived)
# 'night everybody
 
...it's dark, and I'm thirsty...!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:28, archived)
# 'night
gorgeous sunrise here!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:35, archived)
# we
all get a tib off at times. Take 2 aspirin and get back here in the a.m. - you'll be fine.
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:30, archived)
# Liquify!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:11, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:12, archived)
# Alan Titchfarts - peatoast
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:13, archived)
# go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:57, archived)
# Ram it
up your snout.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:15, archived)
# kiss his snout
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:17, archived)
# that's JUST what you want,
you pesky wee scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:18, archived)
# arf!
he does have something of the Dudley about him
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:29, archived)
# babs!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:25, archived)
# LIqUifY
WOOOO:)
(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:40, archived)
# Good morning!

(Muu, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:10, archived)
# ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:12, archived)
# ooh
it's the other Muu.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:14, archived)
# lully kittin!
 


woo! to this, I say.

...oh, and in case you'd missed it, the other Muu has been bummed about losing his name for a while. : )
I'm sure you didn't mean it - not like whoever actually was targetting him.

oh. whoever it was appears to have done it again. That's a bit shit.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:17, archived)
# ning other muu
i likey your kitty
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:27, archived)
# Vroom!
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(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)
# that's thinking with your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:58, archived)
# THE CLAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:59, archived)
# THE YES ALBUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:13, archived)
# argh
Leaf it alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:59, archived)
# I CAN'T HELP IT.
*holds onto something*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:00, archived)
# nice
I like cabbage taxi cabs
edit : found b3ta image kit

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:58, archived)
# Dude
Where's my brain?
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:00, archived)
# it's been removed
put on wheels and had a taxi sign plonked on top of it
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:28, archived)
# TAXI!!!
I'm late for work, follow that banana boat!
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:07, archived)
# Oh what can it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:51, archived)
# well, it is time for birds
 
I suppose.


*tweet*
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:53, archived)
# they are the krays
of the bird woild.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:07, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:35, archived)
# oven ready
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:54, archived)
# i dreamt a dream
what can it mean!
and that i was a maiden queen
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:30, archived)
# heh
un-experienced.

EDIT: The Quo are playing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:13, archived)
# i don't know exactly why i'm playing music now.
it's as good as turned into a breakfast show, overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:16, archived)
# if only it were real.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:14, archived)
# I'm not sure I'd show my kids b3ta,
until they were at least fifteen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:15, archived)
# i for one
hope that i never have kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:16, archived)
# That also,
would avoid the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:19, archived)
# Second That
More than hope: I am proud to say "Thank you, condoms!" at age 36.

Next up, vasectomy.
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:38, archived)
# i don't need condoms to stop me making kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:39, archived)
# The word "Hope" misled me, then.
Carry on as you were, oh sterile one. I hope.
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:55, archived)
# i just avoid women.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:57, archived)
# Carry on as you were
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:05, archived)
# woo-hoo!
 
I've been told condoms are generally 97% effective if used correctly.

here's to beating the odds!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:54, archived)
# now your problem
is that you have a very, very low sperm count.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)
# woo-hoo!
 
I have spent the last sixteen years doing most of the things which supposedly damage sperm, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:08, archived)
# Never fuck the pro-life
That's a rule.
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)
# Using them correctly
Requires brain.

Now you may see the problem with the overpopulation and the yellow skies and such.

edit: is that stupid people multiply faster
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:08, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
This is a safe place to bring your kids to?! God, if only people would take that seriously.

And I've never met anyone who appointed themself a "Photoshop Wizard".

edit: ah, brilliant. The e-mail link is the only thing that gave it away.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:17, archived)
# those crazy bbc writersorz!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:20, archived)
# That and
the URL
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:51, archived)
# What the hell's a Domopak?
(Tetsuo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:34, archived)
# it's Domo's full name,
numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:39, archived)
# Its
like a six-pack but with more bite.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:41, archived)
# Going bed,
Get your mouse off me
Night.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:59, archived)
# And the same to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:00, archived)
# night night night night night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:04, archived)
# finally!
:D sleep well!
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:57, archived)
# bout time!
:) sleep well!
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:59, archived)
# night night night night night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:05, archived)
# Jesus Christ,
I went to bed about 10 hours ago and you were on the board then. And you're only leaving now? That's kind of sad. The good kind of sad.
(Tetsuo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:35, archived)

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