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# .
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Hehe
Silly bugger. He needs an _oiled_ duck. Then he'll slip through with no problems. They sell them at most petrol stations in case of just this sort of circumstance.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# i'd phone and tell him
but he wouldnt be able to get in and answer it
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# Call his mobile
he'll be able to answer that. If it were an oiled duck then that would cause problems there, because they're too slippery to carry under one arm, but a normal duck, such as that one, will be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# proving once again that
an oiled duck solves anything
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:43, archived)
# Is that a vending machine?
Can you get more people who can't open doors even when holding a duck; for the price of a simple coin?
/may not be profitable
(halfcut, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# agggh no
now you've made my eyes go all wonky looking at that from different perspectives..
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:38, archived)
# .
Apologies. Odd day.
(halfcut, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:40, archived)
# you need myrr
"put it on the back of a duck, it makes it go faster"

//Izzard
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:43, archived)
# Quick self portrait.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Nice!
Like the hair.
How true to life is that drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Mine's better
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Yours is almost exactly the same. =P
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
# But better
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:34, archived)
# I doubt you wear a bow in yours.

Chicks dig it.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# I doubt you do spontanious stuff
Chicks dig that
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# I do spontaneous stuff
like ... no, I can't mention it here.
The police are already on the lookout.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:39, archived)
# I draw naked woman.
Chicks dig that.
No, I'm not spontaneous.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Cool.
Can I come watch?
(halfcut, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# I point you towards my profile.
And the upcoming 300 post extravaganza.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:45, archived)
# .
'kin 'ell!


I'm holding out till 500.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:47, archived)
# I would
But I've done the drawing already, and I don't post a lot.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Bah
I'm preparing for 14,000
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:49, archived)
# Yes, but I've only been here just over a month.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:51, archived)
# And what?
I'm ancient?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:55, archived)
# No, you've just been here 200 more days than me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Y0ung5t4444444444Z!
1337! 01dg1tz3rZ 1n d4 H0w5e!111
(halfcut, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:04, archived)
# One million one hundred and eleven thousand one hundred and eleven!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
#
I saw the profile, thank you kindly.

14,000 sounds good.
(halfcut, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:50, archived)
# Only takes a few months
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:56, archived)
# My hair is made out of pencil lead.
100% fact and 100% accurate.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Is that so?
Must be very conductive and heat-resistant then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:34, archived)
# aww stop telling porky pies
it's made out of graphite isn't it??
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Lead is old school.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Not to mention bloody dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# When I was little
i used to eat pencils. That kind of tells you something.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:38, archived)
# It tells you that if you'd eaten enough of them
you could have sharpened the contents of your stomach to a point.
And then you could have stabbed people with it.


Did you?

Edit: I'm liking teh highlights! (just seen pic above)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:40, archived)
# No.
But I poo pencils.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# 100% natural hair.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Natural eh? Even more impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# nice. good idea too:

this is me
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Oh noes! He has no nose!
*runs away screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:38, archived)
#
noesist!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:39, archived)
# I can't help it, I led a sheltered life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:43, archived)
# You are Michael Jackson.
AICMFP
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:44, archived)
# AISYFP.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# *Falls to knees*
NNNOOOOOOOOoooooo!
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# That's modern life for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:49, archived)
# I ain't
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:51, archived)
# I don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# DO I LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:58, archived)
# Do you look like your paintmash?
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# yes!
dammit
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
# Not this tomfoolery again.
We had enough of that earlier:
www.b3ta.com/board/4754897
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4755441
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Yeah, you have a point there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:22, archived)
#
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# Not you too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# the eyes confused me
and made my brain spaz

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Those eyes
Scare me.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:27, archived)
# awwwwww!
he knows it too.

how sad.

*sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:30, archived)
# looks like a blue lumpy
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Poor bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:31, archived)
# I know how he feels.
Woman always make blue people feel bad for that.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:31, archived)
# aww! bless
someone teach him.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:32, archived)
# tee hee
I laugh at his pain.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam

It's all gone a bit arty.

EDIT: Tsk! They ask for images, then they bugger off! Where's she got to?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Arty but good-looking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:22, archived)
# i would

noice
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Does that say
"Here Be Dragons"?
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:24, archived)
# No, I think it says this:
xxxlkxxl n slo
raiwoiln onl
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:26, archived)
# Yes it does
I made the map image for an album cover for a friend, but I thought it would be well-used here.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:26, archived)
# Oh that's a MAP is it???
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:27, archived)
# It was before I screwed with it.
It was an old nautical map of the globe.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:34, archived)
# Ahh... I see...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# hmmm reminds me of
'Here Be Monsters' by Ed Harcourt. What a fucking cracking album.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:31, archived)
# While I'm here, and so as to not use another thread,
here's one I made earlier:


CFB!
More
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:25, archived)
# ha ha! love it!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:26, archived)
# Heh
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Excellent
and woo to the film too, watched it the other day and LOVED it :)
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Woo!
random ultraviolence rocks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Nice, that is
G'night y'all. I'm off to do sleepy type things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:25, archived)
# nitey
nite
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:27, archived)
# Night night
mind the atomic wars on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:27, archived)
# I'm here!!! Thankyou darling, that is most fabulous :)
(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# There you are,
I wondered if I'd missed you. 'Glad you like it. Bung a link on your site to www.matazone.co.uk if you decide to use it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:00, archived)
# BOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:15, archived)
# i hate it when that happens
is it because he made a grammatical error?

woo
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# there is nothing I could say that would top this reply
have a woo:

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:18, archived)
# Yes
he made lots of grammatical error's

*booms*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:18, archived)
# BANG!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha
that made me laugh out loud
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# haha
i really like that
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# hahahahhahahahaha
you utter utter utter nutter
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Ha
Comic skillz.
(Arkanoid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:18, archived)
# Acne?
(No, Fulham actually.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:18, archived)
# i give that 5 pecker stars
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:18, archived)
# I didn't know stars could have 5 peckers
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:19, archived)
# wat do u think the points are
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:20, archived)
# ah
oooooh
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# probably...
5:0 to The Neville, at the moment.
(Acemandoo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# u have an unusal interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:22, archived)
# I'll never touch a starfish again.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:22, archived)
# but that wont stop it touching you
why do u think the sea is so salty
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:22, archived)
# I thought it was because people
threw away those little blue sachets in crisp packets.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:26, archived)
# that made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:28, archived)
# yeah, that'd nark me a bit
wonderfully weird, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:18, archived)
# damn those comunist eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:19, archived)
# If I'm ever involved in a nuclear war
I want it to go FASHOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:20, archived)
# What if it goes KAPOW! instead?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Kapow is just a little too violent
Fashoom has a certain calming quality to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:22, archived)
# how about blam?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:26, archived)
# Can't I just have fashooom?
I'm about to die horribly with melting skin and stuff, at least let me have my fashooom! Honestly, blam? What were you thinking?!

Edit: Nothing personal you understand, I love blam really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:29, archived)
# you sir
are random!

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# ouchzorz!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:24, archived)
# that's very great
very great indeedio
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Not intentionally intending to bitch buut...
it strikes me as strange as when posting a strange picture on this site, should you wish it to go down well it should fit into anyone/most of several categories which include status quo, star wars, shopped up-made up animals etc.

which was really highlighted to me when i posted this:
b3ta.com/board/4753566
a few hours ago and got one reasonably harsh comment about it being of noone anyone knows. I dont see how the image could have been better should it have been of terry wogan... hmmm.

like I said, I'm not intentionally bitching at anyone, just sharing an observation.
(TheHappyRobot, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:15, archived)
# as the wise americans would say
fag
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# I concur.
I think the gratuitous use of the word "uni", which first appeared in the popular Australian sit-com "neighbours", and found widespread use throughout the mid '90s among the chav community, is grounds for dismissal alone!
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)
# Get me some tea
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# uuurm...
Could you rearrange those words into something that makes a sentence?

I'm tired and I can't read proper like
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Sleep.....glueing........eyeballs...........shut
must.....click........refresh
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Solution:
Glue the F5 key to your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Done!
My eyeball itches
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Glue
some anti-itching powder to the F5 Key/eyeball combination
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:24, archived)
# that's not necessarily true
if an image is funny it will go down well.
That image is probably funnier to you than the rest of us, as it is a friend of yours. The rest of us have never met him, and probably never will, so any joke is a bit lost on us.
And had it been terry wogan it would've got a similar response i guess, as its not a hilariously funny picture - I don't mean to be harsh, but see it from an outsiders point of view.

edit - also from the pont of view of someone who can never think of a funny pic so just chats on b3ta instead.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:18, archived)
# quite right.
actualy, i agree... i am tired and very warm.
(TheHappyRobot, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# me too
I already said goodnight to everyone here once. I should sleep. night all. again.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Bye
(Aphex Triplet, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:24, archived)
# night
and wise words there by the way
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
# because its a personal joke no ones going to get it
^ lol, 'wise americans'...

/snigger
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Well, had I seen it a few hours ago
I probably still wouldn't have commented, but it was quite good.
(Arkanoid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:20, archived)
# I've never used those things
So just shut up and stop whining.
(Aphex Triplet, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:23, archived)
# It's to do with intention and follow-through
the intention of the image is clearly a joke, but as we know neither the set-up nor the understand the punchline then it doesn't work. Your words suggested that it was something directly about a friend, so the joke wasn't going to be simply based on surrealism.

If the intention of the piece was clearly surrealist then it might have worked, for example you could have written above it 'aargh! Bees! Bees in my mouth!', which would have worked.

Intention: joke about bees in mouth

Follow-through: nice animation of insects around the mouth.

It's a good rule to stick with. If people don't 'get' your pic then ask yourself if you have failed in either of the categories.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
# ^ yes ^
subject line is important.

everyone would have been turned off to read "here's a picture of my mate which he'll hate!!"

it's not a bad pic at all, but private jokes never go down well. If everyone posted pics to wind up their mates, the board would die.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:35, archived)
# A storm on Sydney Harbour . . .


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:15, archived)
# thats pretty well done
did you hand draw the lightning?
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:38, archived)
# came from
another photo in same set!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:41, archived)
# WOO
YAY

(Arkanoid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# WOO
GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# *smirk*
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:15, archived)
# ambigram-tastic! woo!
well, the yay's a little tenous
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:14, archived)
# Really?
I thought the YAY was better than the WOO myself.
(Arkanoid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# flippin eck
that's bit good
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# harder than it looks
:)

(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:22, archived)
# That is nice
(Arkanoid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:27, archived)
# thanks -
i don;t think it worked very well though - some words seem to resist the process
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Is it pearoast hour?


Hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# hooray indeed
woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# have a woo
and further roasted peas
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll see your woo, and raise you a yay.

Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:11, archived)
# both quite striking images
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# That am PHUNAMIC!
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# it might be...
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# have something
in your eye?
(hi_my_name_is..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:15, archived)
# (heavy Spanish accent) "What are these... birds?"
"Perhaps we shall get something a little more appropriate for the climate ... like bald eagles."
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# not a pearoast
but it doesn't deserve it's own thread. Little & Large before they were famous

(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:19, archived)
# explore my forest

the link

click the link for the hyperlinked exploration (to be expanded :-)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Yes!
more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:07, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Also hello from tattyworld, I'm icreate, see :)
(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# hello
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:20, archived)
# sexay
 
I'm a little scared I'll peer over a wall and find Imogen dismembering something.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:09, archived)
# me
too :o
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# love
it to pieces!

keep this up!

still have coffee mug one as background :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# you are a
Cottingley sister AICMFP.

not really, I just wanted to CMFP, as I've never done it before.


woo.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
#
hands over 5 quids

/transaction complete
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:11, archived)
# w00t!
I'm rich! Rich i tell you!

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# hi rich
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:14, archived)
# AISYFP.
(I've done that enough times....)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# maybe


:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# hhahahahah
v nice :)
and on that note i should go to bed, seeing as I was going to have an early night. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# goodnightings
to you
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:14, archived)
# *likes it*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:15, archived)
# brillant
i think thats fantastic
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:11, archived)
# i lurrrve your pics
woo yay and the others!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Like it
Those are some fucking nice photos!
(One of these things first, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# i resonce to the news
Arrested for calling police horse GAY

i made this


BIGGER

(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)
# 404 :(
Edit: woo! :)
(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)
# fixed
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Arrested for throwing pizza at the Queen
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:14, archived)
#

edit: searching through old picture folders is brillant fun. i made this pic and forgot about it. hurrah!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# woo
for b3ta trees
(MysteryE, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# Woo!
oddness 9/10
purdyness 8/10
bouncebackability 12/14

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)
# thank you sah
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Guess what...?


I've been at it again..

(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)
# that ones a bit shit
but the rest are awsome. wish i could take shots like that.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# oh shush,
i like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)
# the missing bit of cloud
from that pic down there, is here
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# Hey Pep
Seeing as Pecker is too lazy to ask himself, any chance you could get his name back?
The user is 24035
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)
# i went through all this
with him about a month ago didn't i? I'm sure he & I have spoken about it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# First I've heard
He always makes excuses about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# told you she only wants sex brown.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# sweetpea,
you're young enough to be my son. I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:15, archived)
# doesnt make it wrong
im 17 now =)
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# wow
that is a smug looking bit of cloud.
(Acemandoo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# !
that made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# lovely
like your photos
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# I see them!!
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# omg im really tired
have a proper bum toast


nanite
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)
# hahahahah
woo yay!

now stick some gmos glasses on him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# woo
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# awww
lully!
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# i do like that with muchnosity

night me too
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# yes that i like
so have another 'roast (one for Pep)
user name tiem!
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)
# a quid for the lot?!
that my arset that is
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
#
I heart your arset
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:09, archived)
# Another roast.
(dublet, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Yay!
thats excellent

where's my toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)
# .


view the series at www.twunted.com
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] In stores now
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)
# been done so many times
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Ah feck.
Hummus, shmummus
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)
# still
its rather well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Many thanks
/glasscock-related *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] This is shit, but who cares
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)
# haha
free cunt inside....

/imagines
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)
# free cunts!
I don't know whether to laugh or to run away
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)
# haha
*remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)
# I'm back

I've had a cremation and a wedding in the mean time

edit: neither was mine.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)
# Blimey
... someone married you after you had been burnt... blimey



why am I still up?
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)
# I'm simply irresistable
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)
# could you not've
just got divorced? A cremation was a bit extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)
# pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)
# not *have*
please
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)
# meh!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)
# couldn't you've?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# nope,
could you?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# no
 
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# hello hedgie
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)
# 'ello lovely
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)
# i know that 'ello!'
mr lambard fucking direct 0800 2 fifteen thousand

arrrrrGGHHHHHHHHhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)
# wtfayboa?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)
# 24 hours a day!
or log on at lombard direct dot com!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)
# NOOOOOoooooooooooo
*flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)
# *sets fire to the stupid phone*
*and shoves its charred voicebox into its eyesockets*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)

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