Potatoshopping with Amazon
aaugh.com/imageabuse.html
Hopefully not GC.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:48,
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Hopefully not GC.
He that shouts the loudest
has the most to hide...
edit: besides, (back of hand on head) *I* am the only gay in THIS message board....
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:47,
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edit: besides, (back of hand on head) *I* am the only gay in THIS message board....
Just mucking around...
and this seems quite relaxing
Cove Bay (570k)
( Just thought you might like.)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:27,
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Cove Bay (570k)
( Just thought you might like.)
that's very relaxing indeed.
Most of the flash i've seen in the last few days is of that "WRYYYYYYY!" meme off 2chan.
eg: cyborgcentral.dynip.com/~browren/flash/Salad-Fingers-Saged.swf
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:34,
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eg: cyborgcentral.dynip.com/~browren/flash/Salad-Fingers-Saged.swf
OMG LOL
im a great fan of saladfingers and that was so funny lol. i love the position the stick man holds when he shouts "WRYYYYYYYYYYY"
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:38,
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He's a busy meme...
I gather it started here though zeruel.dyndns.org/nuu/flash/WRYYYYYYY.swf
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:43,
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I can hear the heavily accented voice in my head
saying the 'continue' after each section...
also 'ready... FIGHT!'
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:51,
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also 'ready... FIGHT!'
I promise I will never get tired
of stickmen doing power beat-em-up moves, and then posing.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:21,
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Thats lovely
I shall watch that whilst I try to find my brain...
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:35,
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me too,
but since i found out that it takes 10 years of constant use for wormwood to have a psychoactive effect i haven't bothered with it.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 7:50,
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Of course the people selling the stuff conveniently forget to tell us this fact, when we buy the stuff.
I started knocking the stuff back, and was waiting for a mind blowing experience, and didn't even get the munchies. It also tastes like paint stripper (or what i imagine paint stripper to taste like):O
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 7:56,
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Dammit.
I felt like a fool before when I was telling people I had drunk bottles of the stuff with no effect (other than losing the ability to taste anything less pungent than bleach), whilst they prattled on about the mind blowing experience. Wait till I see 'em....
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:35,
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If you want an obscure drug from Victorian times that actually works, go for ether
you can make it with starter fluid and water(though after awhile, it'll turn your brain to jelly unless you get a purerer form of the chemical)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:38,
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you can get it at your local convienience store or grocerie store in the automotive isle
it's the stuff that makes spark plugs work good. I think you just spray it in a plastic bag, add water, and the good stuff seperates from the bad stuff and the water, but you might want to do some more research on that cus I've never done it...
Then you just soak a rag (or american flag), hold it over your mouth, breath deep. And be sure to keep away from open flames/cigarets.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:50,
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Then you just soak a rag (or american flag), hold it over your mouth, breath deep. And be sure to keep away from open flames/cigarets.
That picture is lovely
Although...is it me, or does that moon bother the hell out of anyone? It's just...THERE. Not faded in the distance at all...just...THERE.
Oh wait, that's no moon.
*ba-dum tish...kringle*
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:45,
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Oh wait, that's no moon.
*ba-dum tish...kringle*
i feel like benny hill
music should be playing while i watch that :o)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 7:15,
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Not sure why..
but it made me think of cray frog. Now i'm bleeding, go me.
/hospitalize
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 6:07,
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/hospitalize
hey kezza?
I was talking to hairy midget, and he said you're a weirdo. That isn't true is it?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 6:17,
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i have that prick on ignore
I'm not sure he's a good one to decide who's a "weirdo" since he's been vengefully plotting my demise for the last few months since i told him that i didn't care what he thought about my habit of reposting images.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 6:39,
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damn
I know what you mean. Why do all sites have to have a resident asshole?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 6:45,
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Trawling web directory archives of all my pics and drawings
I stumbled on an old photo of me
So I've had a play =)
Anyway, at the majestic time of 5:05am, I'm off to bed! Night all!
if you're bored, check out my site www.twunted.com like, REAL bored
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:06,
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So I've had a play =)
Anyway, at the majestic time of 5:05am, I'm off to bed! Night all!
if you're bored, check out my site www.twunted.com like, REAL bored
I would quickly like to point out that no
we don't have that kitchen anymore.
We bought some taste in the middle of last summer =D
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:09,
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We bought some taste in the middle of last summer =D
they're looking very healthy
must have had some form of fitness regime to get ready for their tour this year
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:08,
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I'm the owner of SmeagolSlash.
I run an amateur art site off of Geocities called www.geocities.com/smeagolslash/home It's pretty much, just a site for me and my closest friends (you know, the ones who don't mind homoerotic Gollum art). Anyway, imagine my surprise when I discovered a link to my site here on b3ta.com . I've never advertised it. And nobody really knows about it but me and my friends. So I'm pretty much here to ask, "How the Hell did you people find my site"!? I need to find out, so I can know which one of my friends asses to kick!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:39,
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We have a pack of specially trained homo-fantasy-porn badgers.
They're really quite good.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:40,
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They're really quite good.
ARF!
I thought they ran away after they'd used up their alloted quota of CDCs?!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:42,
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An image probably showed up on google or something
B3tans spend a hell of a lot of time on the net and find some pretty obscure stuff
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:41,
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Man,
I can't remember how many times I've thought that... and then something else comes along :)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:46,
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Why oh why did I browse that site?
Why at all?
But why, especially why... at 4:40am?
I'm not going to sleep til Wednesday =(
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:42,
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But why, especially why... at 4:40am?
I'm not going to sleep til Wednesday =(
Ha ha
your site just got the same treatment that gollum did in most of your pictures. I don't know if that's ironic or not.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:45,
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Actually, when you consider it,
the pale, lanky, big-eyed Gollum is probably no odder-looking than the average computer nerd
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:50,
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yay!
yay for being pale, lanky and big-eyed!
*6 foot 4, white as cum on fresh snow, and err... quite big eyed*
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:52,
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*6 foot 4, white as cum on fresh snow, and err... quite big eyed*
"6 foot 4, white as cum on fresh snow, and err... quite big eyed"
You're quite my type then!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:58,
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*sits closer*
:o
EDIT: Relevant and semi-interesting fact, I've actually been in a load of homoerotica myself, bwahaha.... not been drawn yet though
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:10,
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EDIT: Relevant and semi-interesting fact, I've actually been in a load of homoerotica myself, bwahaha.... not been drawn yet though
Really?....
Maybe you can model for me as gollum in my next pic! Are you double-jointed? It's very nessesary for what I have in mind for my next one! wink* wink*
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:17,
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ahahaha nah i only bend one way :P
and i don't do modelling unless it involves large quantities of gay bondage.. w00tah.
i do quite a good Gollum impression though
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:20,
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i do quite a good Gollum impression though
Hhhhmmm....
I hope fish smell dosen't bother you! Otherwise we're in buissness!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:26,
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i have absolutely no idea
what to make of that comment..
but its half 5, and i wanted to be in bed 25 minutes ago, so night!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:32,
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but its half 5, and i wanted to be in bed 25 minutes ago, so night!
that's the thing about the internet
once something is uploaded, it can never really be protected. if you had wanted to keep homoerotic gollum art to yourself and your friends, why didn't you just make a portfolio and keep it in your house?
the other answer: b3ta is like odin, and all its members are like those birds that fly around and bring back news of the day. they're friggin everywhere. :)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:03,
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the other answer: b3ta is like odin, and all its members are like those birds that fly around and bring back news of the day. they're friggin everywhere. :)
Well thy're not just for my home friends
They're also for my online friends! You may not know it. but the internet is full of lord of the rings homoerotica! Come to think of it, it was probably one of them that advertised it here! AAAuuggh! Is nothing Unsacred, sacred anymore?!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:09,
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things like that are crying out desperately to be lampooned
we're here to help.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:13,
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There is a bright side to all of this.
Hopefully people who come to my site, through this site will be kind enough to leave some suggestions in the guestbook. HOORAY FOR FREE ADVERTISEING!!!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:23,
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exactly
i was wondering what you were so upset about. go pat your friend on the back instead of kicking his ass.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:26,
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A pat on the back?
Oh I'll do better than that, don't you worry ; )
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:30,
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No...
Not to me. It seems fine. Why? you don't like the site? Or you just don't like me?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:43,
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trust me
and i'm saying this to be nice
don't start anything with the midget. verbal beatings will ensue
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:45,
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don't start anything with the midget. verbal beatings will ensue
At least you admit it
Kezza still thinks he's normal. Or she, I'm not sure what gender Kezza is.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:49,
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So... we cool?
You're not gonna give me a swirly in a diarea filled toliet?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 5:52,
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100% fact!
other related stuff.
The most interesting mod for doom3 I know of is called "duct tape". It is based on the assumption that there is at least one roll of duct tape or similar adhesive material on the mars base, and therefore you can attach your flashlight to your gun.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:23,
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The most interesting mod for doom3 I know of is called "duct tape". It is based on the assumption that there is at least one roll of duct tape or similar adhesive material on the mars base, and therefore you can attach your flashlight to your gun.
Is it sad that I see the logic behind this and think it IS actually pretty interesting?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:26,
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Thanks!
It rains like that here a hell of a lot. Which I don't really mind, I love the rain. Thus that pic I posted the other day of me looking stupidly happy and rather soaked, heh.
It's one of the few things I think I'll really miss.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:36,
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It's one of the few things I think I'll really miss.
It's just starting to drizzle here now.
I hope it rains. It's been a dry time in Sydney for a couple of years now.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:38,
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I thought it was sarcastic
And I thought that was dumb becuase that's a very lovely gif. woo.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:40,
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Hahah, it was
A lot of people don't like rain, and I can see why rain this hard and consistant could get annoying to most.
The real point was that most people think of China as sunny and warm, but this semester it has probably rained like this about 50% of the time.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:44,
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The real point was that most people think of China as sunny and warm, but this semester it has probably rained like this about 50% of the time.
I see
yeah, rain is great. I don't understand why some people don't like it.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:47,
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its really refreshing
cos i love the sound of rain etc :P
don't you dare post all the bandwagon pics that followed it though :P
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:36,
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don't you dare post all the bandwagon pics that followed it though :P
I think I saw most of them and it was a shame about the rain
I worked pretty hard to keep it looked as unborked as possible. I loved teh Neville's especially though, his characters always make me smile :)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:45,
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As much as a secret part of me enjoys nerdy exactness of that
That sounds like it takes away some of the challenge/fun of the game. It'd be better if you could duct tape weapons together a la Aliens or clips so you could carry more.
Anyone know a good place to download Doom 3?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:39,
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Anyone know a good place to download Doom 3?
but what if you're sent to both to go get something
that there is only one of?!
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?!
oh and 'ning everyone... its bloody quiet tonight!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:25,
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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?!
oh and 'ning everyone... its bloody quiet tonight!
don't go confusing me now
that's unfair at this hour =(
but seriously, only three pics in the last hour and a half?
if only i had my graphics tablet i'd be busting out my blackbox series at a rate of one every 10 mins as usual.
but i dont
and paintmashing with a mouse is ridiculously annoying
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:27,
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but seriously, only three pics in the last hour and a half?
if only i had my graphics tablet i'd be busting out my blackbox series at a rate of one every 10 mins as usual.
but i dont
and paintmashing with a mouse is ridiculously annoying
I don't have a graphics tablet
But I'm not good at drawing yet either so it's probably no biggie.
All my stuff is done with a mouse, and most with the laptop touch-pad.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:30,
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All my stuff is done with a mouse, and most with the laptop touch-pad.
well allegedly my eyes
look like bums/norks
but that doesn't stop me drawing shitloads of them..
granted i could just stop drawing them like that, but ehhh.. i kinda like the norkiness
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:32,
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but that doesn't stop me drawing shitloads of them..
granted i could just stop drawing them like that, but ehhh.. i kinda like the norkiness
Well yes, they do really
But it's distinctive, there's no reason why you should change it :)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:34,
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I have a graphics tablet
but as you can see it doesn't make my drawing any better.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:33,
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Rocket cat!
clickit-go-slightly-biggererer
Edit: g'night b3ta
Edit Edit: Is anyone actually here to acknowledge my g'night, or were you all sensible and went to bed yonks ago?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:16,
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clickit-go-slightly-biggererer
Edit: g'night b3ta
Edit Edit: Is anyone actually here to acknowledge my g'night, or were you all sensible and went to bed yonks ago?
Yes, but where do I go from here?
What is my future with this cat?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:21,
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Alas, it is not to be.
Is anyone actually on here? It's so quiet.
Helllloooooo....
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 4:23,
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Is anyone actually on here? It's so quiet.
Helllloooooo....
Went out to dinner...
We had a lot of people so we sat in this little elevated white room with white vynal walls and a little slit open to the main dining room part. Everything was white, the seats, the plates, the walls, the table. Everything except for 9 large, brightly colored discs on the wall. And when you push the discs the room turned colors! It was so cool! Bright colors!
And, being me, I took pictures!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:50,
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And, being me, I took pictures!
I haven't been there
I heard the food isn't great, but the restaurant itself is fun. I walk by it sometimes going to The International House
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:57,
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That's about right
Average food, but lots of colors. Yay for Philly!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:01,
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You know, someone with less morals than i might take advantage of you now
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:00,
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I have morals
it doesnt mean they fit the same schema for what you consider good and bad morals.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:05,
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I saw a place like that on TV once
Where was this wonderful restaurant?
edit - 'cause if it was Philly, then I'm going to be angry that you didn't invite me
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:03,
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edit - 'cause if it was Philly, then I'm going to be angry that you didn't invite me
Philadelphia.
Everything there's made of cheese.
Edit- You just said Philly 'cause I said so up there *points*
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:06,
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Edit- You just said Philly 'cause I said so up there *points*
well, I'm bored out of my mind and sitting on b3ta on a friday night
there's certainly a good possibility
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:11,
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You're in the area then?
And it was with my family, grandparents and such, you probably wouldn't have liked it, hehehe
(Graduation dinnermajig)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:13,
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(Graduation dinnermajig)
haha would have made for some interesting conversation though
"and how do you know our daughter?"
"oh, through a website full of kittens and nazis"
I'm not quite in Philly. Reading, PA, but it's not that far
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:18,
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"oh, through a website full of kittens and nazis"
I'm not quite in Philly. Reading, PA, but it's not that far
Kittens and nazis
hahahaha
More interesting than my grandmother going on and on about Papaua New Ginuea (I have no idea how to spell it)
We should have a Philly... um... thing. I believe all of 4 people would go, hahaha
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:24,
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More interesting than my grandmother going on and on about Papaua New Ginuea (I have no idea how to spell it)
We should have a Philly... um... thing. I believe all of 4 people would go, hahaha
A year ago, or possibly two,
there was talk of a Philly b3ta bash, but I believe half of those people are no longer frequenters of the board. and it wasn't many to begin with. The idea was to meet up on South Street and roam around there all day.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:29,
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I thought all Twister was meant to be naked
my spinning wheel thing has balls and norks on it.
"Left breats to green"
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 3:16,
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"Left breats to green"
while drunk...
ok. not so much drunk but off my tree from dental anesthetic which i need, chicken that i am. dentist told my husband after i had come round from twilight sleep, that i was to go straight home to bed. i'm a bolshy bitch at the best of times and when we stopped at traffic lights outside ALDI's crappy supermarket, i jumped out and proceeded to weave towards the trollies, blood and cotton wool falling from my swollen gob as i went.
i have no recollection of this event. my husband told me when i opened kitchen cupboard the next day and found 14 boxes of what must be the shitiest teabags ever. which he made me drink and wouldn't buy tetleys for ages.
when i went back to get some crowns done, same thing happened again - only he left me in the house on my own while he went to get nurofen. i went out to the ice-cream man and scared the bejesus out of all the local kids when i got four 99's (with sauce). i apparently was seen by hubby going through gate and then trying to open front door with key while holding ice-cream. he pissed himself laughing when i put them in the fridge and left me to discover the mess next morning. bastard.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:40,
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i have no recollection of this event. my husband told me when i opened kitchen cupboard the next day and found 14 boxes of what must be the shitiest teabags ever. which he made me drink and wouldn't buy tetleys for ages.
when i went back to get some crowns done, same thing happened again - only he left me in the house on my own while he went to get nurofen. i went out to the ice-cream man and scared the bejesus out of all the local kids when i got four 99's (with sauce). i apparently was seen by hubby going through gate and then trying to open front door with key while holding ice-cream. he pissed himself laughing when i put them in the fridge and left me to discover the mess next morning. bastard.
err. you wanted to follow the link provided on the front page
the little "go" button under the question
but thanks for sharing
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:42,
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but thanks for sharing
i couldn't be bothered to read it all
so i read bits
"while drunk...he pissed himself...discover mess..bastard"
much nicer
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:47,
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"while drunk...he pissed himself...discover mess..bastard"
much nicer
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