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# Board seems slow, so I'm a gonna roast some peas....
....with this pic from my family album :



It's Sir Joey Of Deacon.
(Charlie Baked Potato, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Huzza! repost time.
Smile!
Great shoppage by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:44, archived)
# blimey it`s Kylie Minogue
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:45, archived)
# bit like a fish supper without the fish
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmngnggnggghhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnn
woo
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# arf! Nicely done :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Nice

It took me ages
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:41, archived)
# PAINT MASH!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# I had
pie and mash for lunch today.
What did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Cardboard.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# somehow
i believe you
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:48, archived)
# As well you should my boy, as well you should.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:50, archived)
# *feels penis*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Ooh, that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# my own that is
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Very Northern
I had chicken pasta and a sponge pudding in tracle for dessert
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I love this stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers
Mushroom mushroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:37, archived)
# bladder-gas?
elk.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Best japanese drink ever.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Sapporo?
saki?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)
# well I mean sports drink.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:41, archived)
# Ugh
I had Saki last Saturday. It's disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:41, archived)
# hehehe, lovely
that stuff taste horrid
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# *ahem*
where's the tea?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Tea?
Bisucits?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:51, archived)
# He likes his tea
(Leroj, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# We all do!
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:22, archived)
# it's his secret brew
he makes it of koalas
(Leroj, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Wow
now that's a marketing idea
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Yes!
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Yay!
Which software?
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Acrylic
the new MSPaint beta
(Leroj, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Zwip.
www.microsoft.com/products/expression/
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Quite big though
at nearly 80MB
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:38, archived)
# an amputee on stilts?
good idea... tea
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)
# as do i
nice drawling
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:29, archived)
# just confessing
i actually did the background in photochop
(Leroj, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Tea?
Sit down?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Tis my first time making one of these
so im looking for some hints to help me get better.


first one to say make it bigger gets sod all. Awww fudge it, im might give you a twix

/edit oh, and its bluestar and rhcpaul if you want to know who the peeps are
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:19, archived)
# FUCKING WOO!!!
jesse got come competition
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:20, archived)
# cheers
ive really started loving my photoshop. Ive only got version 5 cos im too skint to get the new one.

might make a couple more of these if i dont keep getting teh fear
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:22, archived)
# You can have
mine. I have versions 8, CS and CS 2 and I still have not got a clue what to do with the damn thing, I still find myself reverting back to my comfortable paint shop pro for my meagre graphical needs.
Oh and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)
# I wholeheartedly
agree.
(Arkanoid, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:33, archived)
# if you can afford £60, photoshop elements is great
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:29, archived)
# if you can
afford the time to mail me I can let you have versions 8 or CS, seriously. I can also facilitate you getting a copy of CS2 but that would require a very private converstaion as I have no wish to covet some bannage.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Horrifcally
beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:20, archived)
# I`d like to see pics like Tweaknik`s where he makes old people look young again
it would be cool to compare with actual pics of the person young

.. OK, I`d like to wank over a photo of Barbara Cartland when she had her own teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:22, archived)
# Or
the Queen
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:23, archived)
# that`s the one Tweakers did, wot I was finking about

*cranks out a sly one*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:24, archived)
# you love her Maj too much you know
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:26, archived)
# I`ll tell you who gave me the horn... the Queen Mum.. with her sweetcorn teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:30, archived)
# now you're talking
i hear she had a colostomy bag aswell so her bum was as tight and dry as a scotsman in a pak-a-mac
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# and i thought you'd made a semi-normal post
*laughs anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Beck!
*rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:27, archived)
# bigger?
i'm starving
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:20, archived)
# TWIX for you sir
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# hooray
that's dinner sorted

and it is a very nice picture
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# MEDIUMER!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:20, archived)
# *chortle*
oh rik, will you ever learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# thanks cashy, you shit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:22, archived)
# BIGGER
i like twix's. ive never made one, but there isner many filters on gimp that i know of, so thats why.
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:20, archived)
# hmmm......
www.b3ta.com/board/4761873
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# The caramel is the most difficult part
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Arrgh
That woke me up, that did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# i see what you've done
you've put a pointy stud on
top shoppage

woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Argh
And I thought I had skin problems ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Crap inventions of the World .. #5


Use your wok over the internet to share you cooking smells and tastes with friends!
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
this makes laugh out way too loud...

(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Geniarse
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:16, archived)
#
This is a good idea though. The Internet needs smellyvision.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Except
for all the smelly smelly people that use the internet
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:18, archived)
# Pffft!
Oh the punnage...
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:18, archived)
# hurrah!
i would so buy one
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:18, archived)
# why do Ewoks cry 'Dengar' in the theme music for the animated TV show when he
was clearly one of the bounty hunters engaged (along with Boba Fett, IG88 and Bossk) to hunt down Han Solo in Empire Strikes Back? A conspiracy!

sorry... (withdraws trivia head back under the covers)

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:23, archived)
# beetcha
wowa
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)
# dunno if it was just the cinema I saw the fillum in, but I`m sure they were playing all those crap ewok tunes before the adverts before the fillum
edit: oops.. Episode III, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha, great
woo
tj: any canadians about?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)
# whos the guy in ur pic???
looks madly like my mate daniel patten

EDIT: i no i hit wrong reply button, but i cant be arsed correcting it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)
# no idea... just a random find on google
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
#
*throws empty strongbow tin at you*
... Oh Canadians ... pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:18, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:29, archived)
# stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:33, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)
# I love darleks.
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:09, archived)
# Nice name
There's not many of Johns around these days
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Indeed
especially since the Johnocaust
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:13, archived)
# When all the Johns
were hi-Jack-ed
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Ba-dum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:03, archived)
# you want to fuck alabama? what the?
nice drawding though
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)
# sorry
what?
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)
# read the filename
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Oh I see.
sorry what?
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:08, archived)
# I would
photos.allcelebrities.us/patricia-arquette/big-photo/patricia-arquette_0001.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:09, archived)
# Dunno
she'd have to pay me
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:10, archived)
# yes !
/special 2 disc dvd thingmy
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:11, archived)
# plus
you'd have courtney cox as a sister in law. perhaps she could join in.

edit: that film was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:13, archived)
# c-a-n-'-t t-y-p-e-
erectile fluid overload!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)
# true
romance
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Yes!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)
#
Did he shoot you?
(WiggZ, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)
# Nice attire
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:50, archived)
# HA
i knew it
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:51, archived)
# Wow
That is awsome. Frontpage for sure.
(Veno, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:51, archived)
# Where's Mushroom's graph when you need it?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# truest graph ever.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:55, archived)
# Jinx
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)
# I love that
more than words could ever describe. You king of animation!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# now that is the dog`s bollocks
absolutely fantastic

have a nice biscuit of your choice - I`m paying
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# bloody hell, that's a tough one
......erm....

who am i kidding, it's gonna have to be a Boaster!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)
# a posh biccy for a posh anim
sounds fair

*scrabbles around in pockets for some shrapnel*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:55, archived)
# i'll have the crumbs
might come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:00, archived)
# haha
thats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# haha!
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# most username changes ever!
you hiding from someone?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:57, archived)
# nah i'm just capricious
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)
# ah, i see!
/hunts for dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)
# are they compatible with Leos?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Michael Stipe plays cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:11, archived)
# I've heard he's fairly handy
I'll let you know after Friday
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Alright then
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:14, archived)
# only when the second moon of jupiter
is alligned with the millionth digit of pi on a saturday evening when it's raining and the bees are asleep
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:10, archived)
# wait a moment....
that's NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:13, archived)
# BUMBLEBEES!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:13, archived)
# BURBLEBOOZE!
I mean....BUMBLEBEEES!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:22, archived)
# BUMBLEFUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:28, archived)
# You am listening to Beck
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha, great
w/y
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# shouldn`t you be down the boozer? LAWNMOWER MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)
# eh?
i've got the kids tonight, so no booze shall pass my lips
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)
# Mwahahahaa!
Love it!
(Romana, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha
(osiem, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)
# Wow
that is good
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.
i just died.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 14 Jun 2005, 19:41, archived)
# That is woo
100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)
# I shall never purchase* another tennis ball ever.
Wootiful stuff.
*has never purchased a tennis ball
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)
# i second this motion
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Geez....
Great animation...funny as heck too.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)
# this ^
is the post off of this thread that I would most agree with
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)
# effpee!
(Leroj, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)
# You are a compedy* genious
100% woo, yay and houpla with a dash of soup herb

* was a spelling mistake but seems to work somehow

(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:56, archived)
# absolutely brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:57, archived)
# wimbeldon
here they come!
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Very woo tildeonebang
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:08, archived)
# That is the best thing I have seen all day
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:11, archived)
# For your troubles
(Arkanoid, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:36, archived)
# and a thoroughly well deserved front page
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# thanks rik!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Give this man a regular FP slot!
Best anim since the reindeer globe one!
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 21:48, archived)
# why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 0:13, archived)
# That's absolutely pure class
huzzah !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Wheee....
Amazing. A well deserved front page if ever there was one.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 13 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# i can't even begin to tell you how fucking ace that is.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 14 Jun 2005, 19:44, archived)
# bought one of these today
Hosted by Madness Temple

Biggefry

It just broke, then wrote a poem about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:47, archived)
# nice, woo
i don't understand this emo stuff, are these emo girls easy to molest?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:49, archived)
# only if you listen to them complaining for long enough
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:49, archived)
# yes
but theyll probably go an draw a picture and write songs about it

/stereotyping
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:50, archived)
# When they stop dressing the same, listening to the same music, acting the same etc just to be cool
Then you can stop stereotyping
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:51, archived)
# Yes
They're almost as slutty as goths
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:50, archived)
# excellent stuff
the hunt begins
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# Hunt?
They're easy to find.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:55, archived)
# not round here
all i see is sexy chav girls
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:56, archived)
# They're like chavs
But they dress in black
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)
# as my old grandad says
any holes a goal
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Just remember though
If the river runs red, use the dirt track instead.
/Dirty old man
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:00, archived)
# you're all filth
good advice though
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)
# or play blood sports
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)
# meh
blood on the cock just make lube for the anal
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Always make her wash it clean afterwards though
Or at least wipe it on her pants. After all, she made the mess...
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)
# your grandad
sounds like a thoroughly decent chap
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)
# He was
A right bastard in bed too
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:03, archived)
# good point...
could it be worth going to an EMO enriched place and use their depressive nature to our advantage..?
(marcblitz, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:51, archived)
# that's what i'd do
and they'd be greatfull of an old man who really understands them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
still laughing as I reply
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:49, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:50, archived)
# Ooh
I want one, to carry around in my overly sized rucksack with pin badges and Tippex on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# yay
but the Cure aren`t emo.. they`re silly

modern music is emo .. except Interpol of course

*whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)
# oh yeah...
i love interpol, so theyre not emo*

*13.2% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)
# Me too
*13.4% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:56, archived)
# interpol is not emo
sunny day real estate is emo
(Leroj, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:55, archived)
# sdre
are also bloody brilliant and don't deserve to be lumped in with all these wank bands
(casiotone (multiple personality disorder version), Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:44, archived)
# the cure wrote happy music
i thought this emo thing was about being depressed?


meh, fuck it

*dusts off Amazing darts ep*
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:55, archived)
# Aye, the Cure are nice enough.
Never get why people think they're goth/emo/depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:57, archived)
# clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:57, archived)
# but this was the early eighties
and Robert smith was really looking abit new romantic
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)
# yea
never got the hang of em
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)
# anyone who thinks the cure are depressing has obviously never seen any of their videos
.. or Robert Smith`s face
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
It's Nine inch nails, Marilyn Manson et al. That are depressing goth stuff. The cure's all very happy and good to listen to
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:05, archived)
# it is
it`s about rubbish music with 12-year old lyrics about "oh I met a girl but she hates me and I hate myself for loving her"

.. like Neil Sedaka ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:00, archived)
# poor little fellas
they need an older man to look after them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:03, archived)
# you creep me out
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Brilliant
stupid emos grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:57, archived)
# arf! nice one
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:12, archived)
# haha superb
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is the perfect expression. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:40, archived)
# aww
he is so cute woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:40, archived)
# once you've
popped off a few jews
you just can't stop.



/gets bus to Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:46, archived)
# hehehe, lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:47, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Your posts take about 3 months to download
so have a placeholder "woo" until I can see it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:41, archived)
# WHAT?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:42, archived)
# *dies of old age*
Edit: A-ha - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:44, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:46, archived)
# Kittens and Fags...Awwww
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Veno, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:35, archived)
# hehe class
is there a stronger Marlboro ciggie then? I thought reds were the strongest, and always the ones you get in the pub when you run out cos they cost the same as the other rip-off fags
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:37, archived)
# Erm
I stopped paying attention after you said "hehe class" so i am gonna go with yes.
(Veno, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:40, archived)
# don`t worry about it.. I`m used to it

/makes nob gags
/gets a job presenting the lottery
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:43, archived)
# i thought it was about how long they cooked them for
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:40, archived)
# can you microwave them?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Well..
you can smoke 'em.
(Veno, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:44, archived)
# well yes
but if you have a george forman use that
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:48, archived)
# Medium
are between red and light, as indicated by the gold trim round the red bit
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)
# my my, Julian Clary's writer may pirate material from b3ta as well
Lottery show is on and hey presto;- Julian quips; 'I hear there will be gay daleks on the next series of Dr Who;- they corner Billie Piper and shout 'Exfoliate'

really?

(repost from months ago)


EDIT:

october last year...


with the following introduction:-
' this might almost be a rallying call for Gay Shift if unblocking sinks & bogs wasn't typically a man's job (for some reason)'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:25, archived)
# julian clary is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:29, archived)
# the dalek rules!
self loving daleks... a better future for the human race perhaps.

and uh huh.. julian clarey is NOT funny, i was stupid enough to sit through that program of his.. HELP!!!
(marcblitz, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:31, archived)
# I think his
hat is funny. Whenever he wears a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:31, archived)
# We want to call my band
Julian Clary knife fight
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:32, archived)
# Haha
Call it "Julian Clary knife fight in a bin" though, and I'll buy your album
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:34, archived)
# Done
The album shall be called "Single decker dementia" inspired by a busride
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:35, archived)
# call it
big gay bastard with an ugly face and no tallent and fucking smells of shit and has a wig even's band
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:35, archived)
# Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:37, archived)
# nah
wogan is pretty small isnt he?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Hes a prick(julian cleary)
And why does the set on Who wants to be a millionair remind me a bit of the interior of the TARDIS?
(Maynard Human After All., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:31, archived)
# suppose he was mildly amusing when he first appeared on telly
but you can`t have a 15/20 year career based on nob gags.. even Ben Elton learned that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:41, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:47, archived)
# I think b3ta knicked the joke from TV Offal first...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:34, archived)
# white wee wee!
white wee wee!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:35, archived)
# In the dark!
Ex-sperminate!
EX-SPERMINATE!!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:36, archived)
# HAHA!!!
that is ace
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:38, archived)
# lo Rob .. I see your artistic Peter Stringfellow lookalike was just on Brainiac
/nothing better to watch on telly tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:36, archived)
# ho hum
I guess I can't call copyright on an observation. DAMN.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:40, archived)
# if only you`d copyrighted the honey, salt, herbs, stale bread, and worm meal some bloke had to eat

/has just realised it`s a bit like Eurotrash with a mild historical bent


pfffft.. bent
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:42, archived)
# I know my last (only) FP did echo something done
only 2 months before (coincidence) and I did see TV Offal;- but that was definitely 'ex-sperminate'

Mind you, if it wasn't copied at all then I can rest safe in the knowledge that my hummus is almost exactly what Julian Clary's writers are looking for....ugh

(goes away to be quietly sick)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:07, archived)
# He doesn't like to follow the herd
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:19, archived)
# aww
gogogo!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Huzzah!
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:28, archived)
# did you know


he's got himself a knighthood?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4077558.stm
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:19, archived)
# Dunno if anyone noticed
But the presenter who introduced Dr Who on BBC tonight called it 'Dr Woo' twice. Seriously.

She must be a B3ta regular
(Frooky, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:21, archived)
# I noticed,
and thought that too!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:22, archived)
# haha
so it wasn't just me who noticed then?
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:28, archived)
# Obviously not
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:30, archived)
# now now....
Browncow
(Frooky, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:31, archived)
# you got it wrong it's
"how now, brown cow"
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:34, archived)
# no no,
I was scalding them for being mean
(Frooky, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:45, archived)
# them?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:48, archived)
# Thank God
My missus thought I'd imagined it
(Frooky, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:28, archived)
# for woom the bell tolls
question on Millionaire just.....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Pop?




(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:12, archived)
# thats no balloon
*awaits firefox fanboys*
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:16, archived)
# drawing on balloons with the burn tool isn't hugely skilled and/or funny
sorry
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:16, archived)
# Don't you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# all the time
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# can I have some?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:19, archived)
# ooh! ooh!
Me too!

*jumps around all excited*
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:23, archived)
# YES!
We all want some!

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:28, archived)
# i know
i just wanted an excuse to post the little animation :) the balloon is just an anti threadwasting utilitybob :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# neither are you
grumpy old person

have a free fluffy kitten. they're raw.
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:19, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
raw kitten! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:21, archived)

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