Almost no 'shopping required for this guy
Gotta loves those Yemenis!
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:51,
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Gotta loves those Yemenis!
dammit
something makes the transparency look like a pile of arse... suspect it may be the blurred bottom layer.
pants.
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:47,
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pants.
Damn delay.
I hovered my mouse over the image and it started to float.
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:48,
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i'd love to do 'sex training' in school
"hello boys, i'm mrs fitasfuck, please pound my tight ass and you'll get marks out of 10"
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:46,
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pearl necklace - extra marks for presentation
the spiderman - a+ for effort
ass to mouth - marks for confidence
... the list goes on XD
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:48,
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ass to mouth - marks for confidence
... the list goes on XD
What if she only scored you 'one'.
Wouldn't like it then, would you?
Oh, and I'm assuming this is a male only class!
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:47,
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Oh, and I'm assuming this is a male only class!
if you got scored one, you'd have to stay behind for more 'work'
/emails head of education the idea
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:49,
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Me...
I'll sort it...
Linky here:-
http:\\govministerswholikeabitofbdsm.com
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:09,
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Linky here:-
http:\\govministerswholikeabitofbdsm.com
my contribution
add caption to taste something along the lines of royal artillery spotters uniforms these days but i cant be arsed
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:34,
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add caption to taste something along the lines of royal artillery spotters uniforms these days but i cant be arsed
"in reference to that dream i was telling you about, sort of like that."
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:37,
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GMOS and his crazy tricks
"this is going to go inside me!"
/goatse'd
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:38,
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/goatse'd
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
But also, out of sight, out of mind! ;)
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:42,
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Or
as the old joke has it, absinth makes the fart go Honda
(sadly I can only remember the punchline though...)
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:46,
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(sadly I can only remember the punchline though...)
hurrah!
however much he wiggles his feet, he don't got enough leverage!
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:38,
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however much he wiggles his feet, he don't got enough leverage!
Bandwagon you say?
Blah blah, threadwaste etc...
*Totally didn't get joke*
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:37,
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Blah blah, threadwaste etc...
*Totally didn't get joke*
woo
hey how does everyone get those neat little hat things above your name (not the ones you get from donating)
p.s. woo to the picture
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:40,
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p.s. woo to the picture
Dave the Hat makes you one if you're nice.
Better start sucking up!
Not like that, you dirty thing!
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:42,
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Not like that, you dirty thing!
Bloody hell
Just how windy was it? The windiest you've ever felt? Like sticking your head out of the window at 70 down the M25?
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:34,
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Hmm.. i can never see your images..
God damn you for stealing one single word from my name, god damn you. :)
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:34,
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blimmin' hell
i hope there is a nice smiling sun and rolling green fields just off camera
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:34,
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yeah what a cunt
the real story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4725279.stm
and if any of you cunts get me with that sort of shit while i'm at work i will find out where you live
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:40,
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4725279.stm
and if any of you cunts get me with that sort of shit while i'm at work i will find out where you live
i don't know what twinks.com is but i'ma click it.
i hope it's deeply upsetting.
[edit: only very slightly upsetting.]
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:40,
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[edit: only very slightly upsetting.]
I want to click because i'd like to know what it is
but I won't
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:41,
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never been to that site
anyone care to explain what is on that site?
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:41,
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generic gay porn site
featuring the top halves of some young men all a'huggin' on one another.
nothing techically obscene though.
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:42,
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nothing techically obscene though.
shit i hope my friend is okay
i'd better call him, he lives real close to there
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:37,
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most probably
edit: just got what you meant, after a couple of pints i think it would be impossible not to
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:40,
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you like doing that don't you? ;-)
shame i alwasy (nearly always) look in the status bar :-P
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:38,
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eek...
as an "act of god" I hope that bloke wot owns the car has a decent insurance company....
and everybody else come to think of it...
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:35,
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and everybody else come to think of it...
blimey
ah well.. if he didn`t drive a posh car it wouldn`t get squished
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:36,
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Ooops - should have looked before I posted!
(They're not THAT fab, honest!)
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:41,
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oooh "I used to have one of them, then I got the newer model"
:p
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:41,
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We still have it.
I'm not allowed named driver status though, or insurance would be through the roof!
/18, passed 1 year, 998cc Mini.
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:44,
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/18, passed 1 year, 998cc Mini.
A FORD PROBE!
We have one of those.
(Is it something you admit to?)
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:40,
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(Is it something you admit to?)
hahahahahahhahahahahahah
its funny because it didn't happen to me
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:42,
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that and an over zealous
background removal tool, and blur tool....
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:34,
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forgot his ring
but wanted to be first. honestly, with a filename like 'manhole'
can i just point out this headline in the bbc news website
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4725279.stm
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:30,
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but wanted to be first. honestly, with a filename like 'manhole'
can i just point out this headline in the bbc news website
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4725279.stm
Hahaha.
Manhole.
It's an inherantly dirty word, that.
Like 'mandate' or 'moist'.
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:40,
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It's an inherantly dirty word, that.
Like 'mandate' or 'moist'.
I'd fly on a huge magenta wang
Yep
anyway I'm off to the pub
I'm going to assume it's probably for the best I'm not around for the next 2 hours
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:27,
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anyway I'm off to the pub
I'm going to assume it's probably for the best I'm not around for the next 2 hours
taters, taters, taters
first time i heard that was my friend and her boyfriend at a party
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:28,
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It's where you can get quality golfing goods
at low low prices
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:21,
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Same here
A sale of Golf Balls? Cars? Poorly-spelled sails for golf carts/ Volkswagens?
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:21,
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I once followed the direction one of those sign was pointing at
and found a shop selling golf supplies.
I was oddly disappointed.
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:27,
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I was oddly disappointed.
No!
They're actually terrorists, their aim is to bring everyone in London together in one single golf shop.
And then try to sell them seven-irons
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:32,
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And then try to sell them seven-irons
I walked past a building with GOLF WAR on the side of it
as I saw around the corner it was actually a golf warehouse.
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:36,
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I saw four road signs today
three of them had 'Golf Sale' signs on them
& one was directions for the golfing store...
what an adventurous trip to the shop
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:25,
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& one was directions for the golfing store...
what an adventurous trip to the shop
jaysus h christ on a bike
put it away harry!!
(tis not shopped honest!)
at least not for long anyway.....
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:16,
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put it away harry!!
(tis not shopped honest!)
at least not for long anyway.....
I bet you there are some
irritating, probably student, types who would glady sit on it...
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:18,
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You should have taken a pic
of you giving it a good hand massage
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:18,
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ha!
just what i was thinking - i keep meaning to go down there and video it in action
good photo :)
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:21,
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good photo :)
that is a small child
trying to suck off harry's hard wooden...
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:34,
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Curse thee and all the monkeys that code thy operating system
edit: forgot the blue screen of goodness
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:12,
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edit: forgot the blue screen of goodness
Don't get in a flap about it.
It'd bee great if we all just got a long and spread the larv-a little?
/gets coat.
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:26,
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/gets coat.
Let's have a hymen opera!
That pun stings. But a nice swarm of puns here.
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:30,
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I never understood those
well done you can spell words that you will never use, not even in conversation
congratu-fucking-lations
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:13,
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congratu-fucking-lations
dam right
its bollocks really, i just graduated with an honours degree in biotechnology and i cant spell for buggery, and im not even dyslexic i just cant be arsed!
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:17,
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it was going to happen eventually
you cant stop the enevitable (like me spelling things wrong)
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:14,
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hehe
very nice :D in other news, my rice krispie cakes are setting
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:11,
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chocolate ones
i have never tried the honey ones, and i don't think i want to
*bounces* i want them now
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:18,
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*bounces* i want them now
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeesss
they are fucking nasty nasty horrible things...
and they stick to your teeth....
and clothes,
and evrything...
try the chocolate ones with a few raisins in the mix... yummy...
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:21,
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and they stick to your teeth....
and clothes,
and evrything...
try the chocolate ones with a few raisins in the mix... yummy...
damn
i ought to have got raisins... well told my parents to get some, but i have alot of chocolate and krispies left so i will get some raisins tomorrow :D
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Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:22,
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Who's that in the corner......
and the spotlight etc etc etc etc.........
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