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# *Joins "For MrA" bandwagon*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# YAY!
I HAVE 2 SEMIS!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:25, archived)
# You win!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
# such a bad idea
and probably bindun lots but...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:15, archived)
# I'm not sure I get that...
but have a related pic anyway:


Oh, quick threadjack: I've updated the coding on my new game so it runs more smoothly

www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/cf/circlefish.php
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:22, archived)
# damn you
i really want a rubik's cube now
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:24, archived)
# I've got a Rubik's magic master
'Tis dead cool. It's got flippy squares and lots of wires that you have to prevent your girlfriend from destroying. 20p at a jumble sale. Bargain.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] he wasnt even the best drummer in the band...
or
"With love To Me to You"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Thats
No robot

Edit: woo too, not being rude
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# hahahaha
very good!

Woo and Yay in large amounts!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# pffffffft!
on an *also funny* note, the new Family Guy rocks. I woke up my family laughing at the A-Team sequence.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:05, archived)
# The A-Team was amazing
but I thought over all it was mediocre as far as Family Guy is concerned
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:05, archived)
# you are in american dad
AICMTAD
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:06, archived)
# *ten american dollars?*
and its still the best thing on tv.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:08, archived)
# correct
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:10, archived)
# what episode number
is the new a team one?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:14, archived)
# episode 5
series 5

depends how they've done it...isohunt has it as 5 of 5
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# do i look like a geek to you?
does my tee-shirt say "genius at work"?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
# yes... yes it does.
ADMIT THE TRUTH
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:18, archived)
# actually my tee shirt says
*insert hilarious geek joke here*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:20, archived)
# if such a thing doesn't exist
it really should. And if it does, I want one.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# One of my best friends when I was younger
was named Hayley Smith.
Actually, that's probably still her name.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:09, archived)
# unless she's married
edit: or hates her dad and changed her second name, like i did
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:09, archived)
# At 18?
I doubt it
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:11, archived)
# i thought you all got married at
12 in america?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:12, archived)
# only in alabama
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:25, archived)
# *chuckles*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Manga Cherie
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:49, archived)
# I would.....
give an animated woo but it doesn't work so
Woo to you...
*whispers* any tips?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# the woo was animating i think.
was it supposed to go yay as well?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# No just woo
..it works here from HD just when I uploaded nothing oh well here goes
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Worked for me when you first posted it.
And it works for me now too!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Story of my life
I spend ages trying to get everybody elses anim to work and find out it's down to ZoneAlarm, then have a go at one and find everybody can see it but me.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# if you're using IE
you need to take out the bit after '/board in the address... then refresh to see GIFs animating.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Sorry..
maybe I ought to take this to talk, but even if I open it directly in its own browser window I get nothing.

edit:manga cherie works and has done from the off just not mine.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# /ponders
nope - i got nothing!

not sure whether this will work but deleting your temporary internet files? Shouldn't be necessary though i'll agree.

Does this work?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:05, archived)
# No
Its probably something here
Created in flash4 exported as gif
*giving up and going to bed*
thanks for aid
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:10, archived)
# or 'lack of aid'
as i lovingly refer to it.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:10, archived)
#
*whispers* don't eat yellow snow
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# Now my coffee is running down my screen
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Not too subtle I hope. :P
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# does he bring up a DOS prompt and start h4x0ring
and his pupils dilate because of the subsequent screen darkening?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)
# You got it!!!
Well done. :P
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Fools, he's clearly loading Homestarrunner.com
Which acts like LSD to kittins
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Very subtle
And very woo.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Click for filthy pr0n
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# You're not exactly selling it to me
y'know?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# can you step aside
and let the perverts in please...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:46, archived)
# WOW
I'll take two.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:48, archived)
# *stands back*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:48, archived)
# looks more like a meat based clothes company
and in that case I'll have a meat *jerkin*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Thats all I need, a sarcastic watch


and with this I wish you good night one and all.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Your watch is far too sensible.

Very right though, I'm off. night all.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# your name makes me sing.
night night!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# *dances to bed*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# im like a evil dirty pied piper.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)
# oooh
i NEED that watch
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# It's
no help. My watch beeps at 10pm, and "BEDTIME!" flashes up on the screen. I still go to bed at 1am.

Maybe if I set the alarm for 7pm....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:50, archived)
# hmmm....
nice thinking
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# If the clocks went back an hour every night
you would get a bonus free day every 24 days!!!!


the side effect being you would slowly go out of sync with the rest of the world...


... but that's nothing new
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Shit, how do you get it out of this mode?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:51, archived)
# hold down 'mode' for three seconds
whilst tapping 'set' and 'reset' alternately. then massage the strap and it should go back to normal mode.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# I just heard a line in a song...
"take any image of anything, in photoshop nothing is real, nothing is fake
so i ask you, how many images and photos we believe are real, aren't?"

I immediately remembered the requirements: shark, helicopter, bridge.
You can't pull the wool over my eyes, Jello Biafra


Edit: sorry, that was completely unrelated. Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# also for mr. a.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
in response to the rather nice pic of me stuck in a postbox.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# /feels pressured to draw something
i like your kitty
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# no pressure.
i'm only in and out here, much too busy sorting junk to pay attention.

and pume likes you.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:33, archived)
# You mean:
"I like your pussy"?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:38, archived)
# no that would imply i was talking about his
foof
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:39, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# evil gyrating kitty ahoy!
yay
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:33, archived)
# For MrA
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Eat it
Eat it HARD!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# How peculiar
the reply button keeps randomly acting as the post new message button
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# sand in your vagina?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# *Builds castles on Yeknom's crotch and buries MrA*
What a fun day out!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Yay!!!
watch out for the crabs!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Brings a whole new meaning to 'beachcombing'
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# pffffffft
/runs out of witty remarks
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:35, archived)
# Hehe
Tophat!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:40, archived)
# Whu?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# hehehe YAY!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# who's that sniffing stompy's ass?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# Murdock from the A-Team.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# oh. thanks.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:34, archived)
# i could have said it was my dad.
but i'd have been lying.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Go Team BMX!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Hahaahaha!
Hardcore to the max.

Extreme.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# I made it for Dave
There was a bit of a BMX bandwagon on iSketch earlier
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# My god, on isketch?
This is going too far.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Someone came on asking if we liked BMXing
and it all spiralled out of control
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent stuff.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# sounds like some variant of cbt.
*is mildly aroused*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# nice
w/y/h!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Cow Pats anyone?


Bindun?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# arf!
luvit
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# fisted while you were a fetus?
woo and how rather Hatstand!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# your name makes me sing.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# *dances*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# *belms*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# did you say that before?
either you did or i've developed the ability to see into the future.

/freaked out
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# might have done
:)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:21, archived)
# hmmm...
glassco.cx says yes.

Kind of a shame really. I was looking forward to getting lottery numbers ahead of time etc.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# not entirely worth a new thread so..
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Arrrghh!
And woo.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Luke as a MANS


Yeah, it's stale, but I just got photoshop (finally) so I immediately had to shop my dog.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# What what, old bean?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Seeing as i'm having a repost frenzy of an evening
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
bye bye bandwidth
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# It's an illuuuuusion


*considers bed*
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:53, archived)
# geraff!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# *nods*
He's a very lucky geraff, no pulling leaves off trees for him.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# awww
I still want a small elephant called stompy.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# YES
Sadly all small elephants must turn into big elephants at some point in their life. Then you must sell him to an ivory dealer posing as a rich south african.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# genetic engineering!
and why do i keep sneezing?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Maybe you have a cold?
Get the tunes out, you know it makes sense.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# oh noes!
i dont want that, i have to do a thing in the big smoke soon. that would piss me off if i was snotting through that.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Hee hee
That sounds rather ominous.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# it is.
dont want to be snotting. its a presentation type thing to some suited type people. very scary.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Ooooh
That does sound scary. I can only wish you luck.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# thank you
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# THAT'S NO MIDGET GIRAFFE!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# It's a huge, huge, giant spindly man!
*fears*
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# *fears too*
*goes to bed*
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Aaaah, it worked.
G'night.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# You're the forst person
who has evaar said g'nite to me!
*wuvs*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Awwwwwww
Then I shall say sleep tight too, and mind you don't let the bed bugs bite.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:01, archived)
# i'm waiting for that to animate
*considers the lily*
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Oh it won't.
I don't have the magic.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# aw, i bet you're magical in other ways
that sounded a bit lewd, it wasn't supposed to
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# *chortle*
It was rather.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Animated


Giraffe is an alien. BEWARE!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# YES
*terrors*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Sorry!
I defaced it.

The original was most lovely though
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Hee hee, I'm glad you did
Made me chortle.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# woo & yay
that's a mighty fine giraffe

maybe he can spare some leaves for mine
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Thankyou.
He looks like he feels like a mighty fine giraffe.

EDIT: Yay! I'll send my giant 20ft Giraffe waiter over for him.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# It's a question we've all asked ourselves at some point!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:46, archived)
# someone keeps moving my chair
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# the cunts
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Sorry.
Thought you weren't using it.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:49, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# *dances*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# CITROENS AFIRE = I.E. FRANCE RIOTS
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# here?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:49, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:49, archived)
# hehehehe
happy b3ta birthday.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# are you laughing in general of have you cracked my obscure pun?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:51, archived)
# i just giggling at the idea of peadophilic trees.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:52, archived)
# or.......
NONCE-ENTS
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:53, archived)
# oh good lord.
You are DTH.



AICMFP
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# It's not my worst and most obscure pun of that general mening
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# ermm.....
Edit - ooh, apparently I'm a cocksocket!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# riddick you lose
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:58, archived)
# GAH!
The pungae!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com]


/runs away
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# I am a cocksocket
/The mindpiss!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# i'm amazed no one picked up on the trees filename
i went through a phase of hiding messages in all my filenames photobucket.com/albums/v167/mcnoo/?start=236
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# I didn't get the trees from the answer......
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# ooh i know!
if_you_are_reading_this_you_are_a_cocksocket

edit: oh motherfuckingflangeflaps, b3tan to it.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:58, archived)
# what about this more obvious pun?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# all that comes to mind is something about gary glitter
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# paedophile ring!
duh
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# student unions
have changed since my day
or that's what they had us believe anyway
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# *best pun ever!

(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:53, archived)
# i am so in love with that picture.
-comes-
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Hahaha
The dirty perv.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# The Great Mall of China


sorry
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:40, archived)
# been watching QI have we
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)
# I hate you
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:45, archived)
# -comes-
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:46, archived)
# -on your face-
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:47, archived)
# -goes-
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:47, archived)
# -on your carpet-

"Damn Chinaman peed on ma rug." -The Big Lebowski
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# *chortle*
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# thread down there got me thinking...
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:38, archived)
# heheheh!
pffft!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:39, archived)
# Nooo!
I thought he'd been forgotten! Now he's back to prey on mongy?!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:39, archived)
# that child has a long bloody pulp of an arm.
that evil mongychops.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:39, archived)
# hahaha
I never saw it that way
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:40, archived)
# i enjoyed that particular stint aswell.
i took pride in constantly pronouncing it in my head as mega-ferret.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)
# hehe, you and Rik who exclaims
"MEGAFERRET!" whenever I reply to him
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Did you see the biromash based
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Indeed
I tried to catch you and comment on it a few times but gave up
It makes me so happy, the silly trisosomic kitten...
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha.
woo.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:51, archived)
# it's a tentacle.
or a lot of stew in a nylon bag.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:47, archived)
# i'll go with stew.
STEW! STEW! STEW!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# you would, you sick bitch.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Dear god, him again.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# John as Prime Minister. Oh well, life goes on.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:35, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't like it enough to comment.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)
# rephrase
I find the term "paki" offensive enough to comment.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:38, archived)
# John's words
not mine.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:40, archived)
# show it or reconsider it
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)
# What racism?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:43, archived)
# show John's actual comments or reconsider your use of words
EDIT: well edited, good sir.

If that had been the original commet, have a w00.
And no, I don't wish to censor. But I'm happy you considered my feelings.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Look again.
HIYAAAAAAAARRR! *vanishes*
Let us put this ugly affair behind us!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:44, archived)
# #ninja - 101
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:44, archived)
# I agree,
I find pakis offensive too.


disclaimer, not rascist but couldn't resist
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:43, archived)
# Where is the pie?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)
# there is no pie
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Where there's John,
there's pie.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:38, archived)
# Nae Pie
That be a Pastie
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:39, archived)
# nice subtleish pie
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)

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