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DUM4S5 =], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

of course

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DUM4S5 =], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

can't be

no bridge.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

ok look for a decent bridge

and ill put it in

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DUM4S5 =], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)

PARP

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)

wheres the bridge?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

bridgey bridge bridge

McBridge

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

And no man on a rope ladder either!

Pfft

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)

(psd eats stuff. Often., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)

You edit

like teh NINJA!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)

meh

(Lord Of The Dunce, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

hahaha

aww poor charrals.

he's been targeted by the BBC, and there's no saving him now.

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

apparently people in government and associated with have known he's a drunk for yeaaaars, seems he's got his!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

so has everyone else!

He'll have more time for a wee dram and a wee wank noo!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

that's so gross

*dies*

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

*belms*

*dances on grave*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

hahahaha euurrghh

good grief that's disturbing

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

heh heh!

is that you posing for the body source pic?
:o

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

hahaha!

I wouldn't be covering my enormous boobies!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)

oooooo, you tease!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

*licks finger*

*encircles nipple*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)

*hears mother coming up the stairs

/puts it away....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)

haha

score

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

tee hee

I do hope you realise it's an illness?

pfft

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robh, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

Only if you have an iffy 15th pint

then it's definitely a sickness... A big, wide, projectile sickness...

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

ha ha!

woo!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

Mel Gibson: Movie Promoter

Seams?

(Bretty, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

haha

yes he has a flat top

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DUM4S5 =], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

its his skull cap!

/obviously!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

that's where he hides his yarmulke.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)

hahahahaha splendid!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

Since we're on a Mecca tip...

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

bad horsey!

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robh, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

whoa nelly :)

*sugar cubes

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

I thought that was where Allah kept his stash of virgins

/hull

(evil_mikey is right behind you, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)

just because.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

indeed

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

denied.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)

hahaha

this is possibly genius

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

i bet it definitely is.

no doubt about it.
or is there?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

J'aime des chevaux

So wow thats a neato what now right.

Response so far has been a little strange.

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

i don't know what that means.

but you're welcome.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

Sings:

<<J'aime les chevaux, meilleurs de tous les animaux;
J'aime les chevaux, ils sont mes amis!>>

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)

mes amies means my friends.

j' means i something. de means of or from. and les means the?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)

Chevaux = horses..

It almost scans, too - just have to go double-time in the last bar.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

aha.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)

HOLeY SHIT!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

the y is from español.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

Ahh yes!

Good for three weeks out of the month.

The last one... not so much...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

hahahahahahahhahaha...!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

pffffffft.

beautiful.
the more i visualize it, the harder i laugh.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

Ha!

Hahahaha!

Ha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

i agree.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)

...interesting

and probably entertaining

loon

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abandonnship, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)

hehe.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)

oh I might as well.....

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

WOO YAY!

Hoopla!

Black & Tans? I forgot about them, fuck I am going out tomorrow to get one!

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)

Kebab Anyone? Tony? No? Dave? Arh, Feck Ther Lotter Ya's

(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)

hahaha

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

this is

the moment they realised

(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)

guffaw

i have just wet my calvin's

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)

calvins eh?

classy!

my underwear is made from discarded socks sewn together with my pubes

(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

Charles went for a day out with the love of his life....

(Lord Of The Dunce, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

I smell a blandwagon

or that could be my lunch.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

we should have realised at the last election

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robh, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)

Woo Yay Hoopla!

Nice one.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)

Hahahahaha

Very good :)

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)

*raises glass to Charlie*

(tomsk, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)

Jixin

SORRY!

(but it is though).

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

Good god

it's like Fashanu on Gladiators with "Awooga".

It just won't catch on!

But feel free to carry on using it yourself as a personal signature, it's hilarious to watch :D

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)

Noted

And actually, I'll do just that.

But one day, you'll be Instant Messaging someone and they'll say 'Hey, have you seen this? It's jixin'. And you'll scream, you'll scream so loud that... it'd be quite loud.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)

I did that with "It's bazoo"

The poor dev I was speaking to looked completely bemused. Job done!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)

hahahaha awooga

ahhh halcyon days!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)

Fatima penis slip

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

subtle

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)

haha!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)

Red Eyed Pixie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That was definitely unnecessary!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha

I always suspected as much!

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robh, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

HAHAHAHA EWWWWW

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

Pffft!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)

Totally jixin. Man.

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Blork krolB, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)

Haha

woo!

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)

If the fonz...

says jixin

then I say jixin

(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

hoho, well done!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

The area went down badly after the series ended.....

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)

They're sauced!

Must be 11 am. Can't be real though because they're not beating him up for his wallet.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)

ah.. ya see if you look close, tiny is trying to sell him

a cap... the minute he takes out the cash to pay for it, wallop.

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)

That's more like it!

Hooray for Chavs!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)

Haha

That's ace! *clicks*

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)

haha

that's not soup!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)

I used to love the clangers.

Until the drugs hit ... then the whole show went downhill.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)

I bet

that soup dragon made more sense after a few scoops

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robh, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)

My kid brother swore blind he could understand eveything they said

he looked pretty silly when he found out how the "voices" were actually done :-)

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

Wait for it...

/blandwagon

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)

oh dear

made me laugh though

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)

pass the 9mm

-click-

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)

is it a gunputer?

why did it click??

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)

that would be the sound of the hammer cocking.....

the next sound would be BANG

but there are no bullets in it, so probably just another -click- followed by cursing.

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)

Mmmmm, someone's making stew....

Mmmmmmmmmmm, stooooooo

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)

mmm... stew

*licks lips*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)

Stop that!

You don't know where I've been putting them!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)

Oh, erm.. right...

*hides binoculars*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)

That's ok, they're not mine anyway

I borrowed them from Esther Ranson...

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)

haha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)

ha ha ha

oh christ.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)

hahaha brilliant

I just saw that on flickr

I love those photos of the guy with the comb over!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)

haha

I was pretty drunk and being pretty blatant about it. Then he caught me but didn't say anything

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)

I noticed! he was looking straight at you!

brilliant

/goes to look and laugh again

edit: TUBE COWBOY!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)

laugh? or is that wank?

edit: ha ha! i think tube cowboy says all i need to know...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)

really?

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)

may as well share the bald guy catching me red handed

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)

pffffffft!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)

brilliant!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)

Christ,

who does he think he's fooling?

(tomsk, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

himself

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

hahahaha

excellent :o)

(eyes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)

HEY HEY 16K

What does that get you today?

You need more than that for a letter!

Old-skool ram-paks are much better!!!!

I LOVE that song.

Ohh, and a chuffung woo!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)

I got one of the albums.. it`s not bad.. not bad at all

but it`s not the one with Hey Hey 16K on it

if you like that sort of stuff, you might like Half Man Half Biscuit

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)

Not heard

I'll give a listen then.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)

muckle snigger

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)

I am so uncool

Because i've never played Manic Miner
*hangs head in shame*

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)

Loser!

I don't think I did. Shhh!

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)

I haven`t played this version

but it`s a remake of Jet Set Willy for the PC (follow up to Manic Miner)

retrospec.sgn.net/game-overview.php?link=jsw

*downloads*

edit: gah I`d forgotten how hard that one was! Manic Miner was a bit easier

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)

I collected both the items i could see ... now i am stuck.

Is there a way to attack? (Excuse my ignorance)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)

haha

no it`s a wee platformer.. you need to go `round all the rooms and collect all the objects!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

I thought i'd got them all, i couldn't find any more rooms.

I got bored anyway, so i had a go on Manic Miner, which was also boring. So now i'm going back to do my homework, as i should have been doing this whole time.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

ahh you had to be there, 20 years ago

stuff you`ll never recapture probably... dunno if it`ll be the same when you`re old thinking back about Halo and Half Life and stuff

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

I played it...

I was crap at it, so went back to Elite.

and pacman

on a vic 20.

*remembers*

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)

reeeeeee--post

yours Nice Lully!

mine.

Manc Miner

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)

Ooooh

Realale am yummy. Jixin little poster there, they really should use it.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)

totally jixin

you hear that Zak? JIXIN TO THE MAX

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)

Just

Fucking use jixin, bitch.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)

jixFUCKINin!

yeah man

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)

Jixin Jixin Jixin Jixin Jixin

Aw fuck. I'm being dragged to Ikea.

Wish me ~~Jixin~~ luck. Byeeeeee

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)

you`ll bloody need it!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)

nononono, you're using it all wrong.

It means something that's really good. Check urbandictionary.com if you have to.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)

only if I can give you a duck wrap

-also on ubandictionary.com

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)

Well, I'm male.

But if I eat enough to get some moobs going, sure.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)

How come you've suddenly delurked today

with a strange word that seems to mean "woo"?

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)

It's

a jixin word. Doesn't just mean woo, you've also got 1337, über, as good as a dancing elephant, so on. Just use it. Oh and you can pronounce it 'yixin' if you want, oh and Spanish stylee.

All the cool kids use jixin, if you use it you'll be cool too. Cool AND jixin.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)

but but

it sounds ... you know... gay

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)

Welcome to my land.

It's pink and fluffy.

Meh, you use it enough it becomes less gay... or we become just as gay. Then women would like us! w00t, and if we do it just right then we go bi, can screw who we like and are in with tha feeeine ladeeees.

Yeah, if you want the above, use jixin.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)

feline ladies?

Jolly Jack does a nice line in those.

There's a chemist from China in my department whose name is Jixin (pronounced Jick-shin).

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giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)

you`re starting to scare me, mate!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)

*bums*

That was jixin.

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giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)

jixFUCKINin!

w00t w00t, etc.

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)

Hey

don't hold it against me. You just can't handle the pressure.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)

omfg lol

I wouldn't talk like that round here, matey. The cool kids tend to stay away.

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giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)

Haha

I too could sound like a public schoolboy. Hmmm, tempting!

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)

Yeah.

That is actually kinda the idea, get people to use it for a number of reasons. One of them being to see if people are willing to look demented... sussed.

But use it, go on... you know you want to. Or not for that matter.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)

Hmmm

well I am a married mother with her school days ten years behind her. And I was never one of the cool kids anyway.

I shall try it tomorrow at work and see who laughs.

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)

Nono

try and slowly slip it in, don't make it too obvious.

Hopefully some of the more absent minded people might just pick it up.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)

it`s hard enough to say "that`s the badger" in an obvious context in work

never mind all this noo kid gramma INNIT

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)

It's

not kid wordage. But I'm trying to make it so. I got bored so wanted to see how long it takes for people to pick it up and for it to come back to me.

But sadly I associate myself with those who are far too intelligent for it to work on if done in a subtle fashion... *nods*.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)

You wrote that urban dictionary entry

didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)

with his mummy

aww bless!

heeeeesuchagoodboy!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)

NOOOO, I promise. Actually it wasn't me, but meh.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)

Oh come off it

it mentions bananas and everything.

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

Ooooh yeah. I'm Jixin.

You'd betta believe it.

Jixin like a nudist parachuter.

Word.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)

What a fine figure of a man!

Nice image despite its Charlie bashing :)

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)

Awwww!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)

oh well, when in Rome

jixin, mate. Like, totally jixin.

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giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)

Ooh. politics.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)

Poor chap.

I don't see why he needs to resign; Churchill lead the country through six years of WW2 and he was permanently battered. It's a great British tradition.
And I'd rather have a pisshead in charge than a bog-eyed godbothering lunatic any day.

(tomsk, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)

That's totally jixin.

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Blork krolB, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)

Blind Date

A cartoon strip here

Safe, but sweary.

(Bananas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)

That is all of the funny

And reminds me of someone I used to go out with.

Cunt. Him, not you.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)

Heh

Thought the one in green was the woman, make miss yellow breasts LARGER.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)

Lager?

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)

heh.. I like it

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)

not bad for a first message

is it based on a personal experience?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)

Yah

All my previous posts have gone. How totally fucking cockcious.

(Bananas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)

Haha

I like this

(Booga O Valencia!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)

i know people that talk

like that all the time

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)

Nice

Nice name, almost as good as mine. It's pretty jixin.

Oh, cartoon, yeah... good?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)

ahem

this shit is Bananas, B A NA NA S!

*dances*

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)

sorry

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)

that would be brilliant! Darth Vader dandering around the park scooping up poops

all the time breathing extra heavily

cor!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)

im not sure whether he'd "dander" around

it would make a good show for the cartoon network, but its been in my head for ages

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)

fear not

there`s probably a bird from Nickelodeon on the board stealing your idea as we speak!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)

Eeeeew.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)

The annual pilgramage to Macca

I'm truly sorry.

bin done?

(evil_mikey is right behind you, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)

Why are there three enormous ladies' boobies in the picture?

*awaits fatwah*

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giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)

i wish i had three hands

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)

I dunno....

... but you can tell which one's Ringo. He's always been a right tit.

(psd eats stuff. Often., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)

badum

tish!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)

Fatwah Whitbread?

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)

what? hahahahaha

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)

you youngsters!

the original He-Man!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)

phwoar!

childhood memories come rushing back

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)

she killed my first erection

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)

crushed it more like

powerful woman.... wonder what she looks like these days

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)

The plane! The plane!

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)

hahahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)

Trophy Bitter! The pint that thinks it's a quart!

marketing genius!!

edit: P.s. where's Lanc gone? we have some serious pudding business to get down to.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)

dunno

thing about Lanc is that any time anybody needs to find him, he vanishes off the face of the planet

/found this out in a pub

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)

probably around back smoking a spliff

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)

aw bless

he only looks about 12!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)

Macca loves plenty of rib cargo

but I guess he's not a "leg man"

/hull

(evil_mikey is right behind you, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)

Eccentrica Gallumbits

is being attacked by termites

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)

Arf!

The triple-breasted whore!

I also thought norkage.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)

I assumed I wouldn't be alone here

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)

You just really like mecca don't you?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)

It's been a topic of discussion at the workplace

since a cow-orker had time off for Hajj.

(evil_mikey is right behind you, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)

Macca?

Is that anywhere near Leeds?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)

three tits!

just like total recall!

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)

Not shopped (Lorks O Lordy!)

This is a real bus spotter!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:50, archived)

is it a man or a woman?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:50, archived)

The thing

Its a bloke

(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)

nice legs..... mmmmmm

*fwap

meh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)

it looks like one of those weird people who kicked Rob!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)

Kick him!

Then steal his boots.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)

what what now?

are you still at work or are you now putting in a shift at home like me?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)

just got home

snuck out of work at 5:30.. bad bad boy

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)

ha ha

get a life!

*realises

oh.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)

I`ve got me coffee, me ciggies, the telly, the laptop, and one of the cats

christ knows where the missus is

but that`s life enough!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)

if you have a cat

you don't need the missus.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)

I suggested this to a friend

and they said I was sick... I just don`t get it!

share the love

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)

the only problem is

if you twist their tail when you are in, your cock gets sharpened like a pencil

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)

eww

www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/58182194/

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)

tramps are funny

they drink, sleep, swear and smell without a care in the world.

ideal

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)

And die in the winter when it gets cold.

I saw a passed out one by the bus stop about a month ago.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)

ha ha

those crazy guys

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)

but we can do that when we`re old

plus we`ll have free tv!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)

I'd kick him too

if he was takin secretly taking my pic!

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)

He's a she he she!

/Mrs Doubtfire

EDIT: How do you perform a Quirkafleeg and does he enjoy it?

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)

are you serious?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quirkafleeg

classy move, classy name ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)

beat me to it you git

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mugatu, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)

I`m just glad they have a screen shot

might play that later on the speccy emulator mmmmm

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quirkafleeg

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mugatu, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)

Both.

Nice boots.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)

Reckless Riks dad

Has a new hobby LOL!

(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)

hahaha is that you, chris?

forget your password again, you mong?

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)

It's a bus spotter.

That should answer all your questions.

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Trinosaur, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)

I'm guessing that busspotters

just aren't cool enough to hang out with trainspotters.

(evil_mikey is right behind you, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)

If train spotting is too exciting for you...

(Also, all bus-spotters are men. Prove me wrong.)

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Trinosaur, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)

Dunno.

Either way, it mings.

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)

have you posted ANYTHING that is shopped yet?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)

Shop? Shop?

I do not shop! I am an IRA supergrass!

(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)

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