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# ".....a shining planet, known as mnnnnng"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha

That's a bit good that! I like!
Go Joey
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:11, archived)
# why ta
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:12, archived)
# ooo tenuous repost opportunity
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:14, archived)
# BIGGER
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:15, archived)
# much much much
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:16, archived)
# My GOD
that's a big one.

Scale it down, do...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:16, archived)
# size isn't important
allegedly.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:20, archived)
# file size is.
some people use dialup and 100k+ is a bit excessive for an image on here
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:14, archived)
# What she said!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:34, archived)
# Yay!
Gosh ever-so now, what? right-o!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:54, archived)
# A bleary-eyed
woo to you!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:58, archived)
# doh!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:26, archived)
# you have just learnt to
animate haven't you
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:36, archived)
# How can you tell??
I'd be happy with that If I made it as my first go. Actually this was my first try at animating
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:58, archived)
# this was mine
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:01, archived)
# haha!!!
not funny of course, but I think we're all proud of first efforts!

edit:I meant mines not funny, but I like your snowman!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:04, archived)
# I am it took
6 to learn to optimise it
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:08, archived)
# that makes me sad
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:40, archived)
# have
a sweety

*proffers sweets*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:45, archived)
# your barely learning how to animate?
*sigh*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:46, archived)
# kill them both!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:07, archived)
# bugger!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:14, archived)
# oh noes
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:13, archived)
# well, as this is a UK website, and I live in the UK I don't think I have anything to fear from US Authorities ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:14, archived)
# That's what they want you to think!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:17, archived)
# erm
have you watched the news at all in last 10 years?
eyeryone has everyhting to fear from the US.
:0)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:17, archived)
# Yes - and all I have learned is that John Snow wears dope ties.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:22, archived)
# reminds me of this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:27, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:29, archived)
# that
am woo
i saw him twice when he was out in oz.
i nearly weed myself.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:17, archived)
# beware
server is a Texan
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:19, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:22, archived)
# HAMAS = terrorists, killed ~350 Isrealis
Israeli government = good honest people, killed ~ 1200 Palestinians
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:24, archived)
# *burps*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:25, archived)
# don't make
me come over there
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:28, archived)
# *farts*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:29, archived)
# that was for your enjoyment only wasn't it?
not like anyone else can smell it
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:32, archived)
# the only thing I fear about the US
are their TV shows.

AAAARGH! THERE'S ONE NOWWWWWOOOOOOOOaaahhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeelp
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:41, archived)
# yeah?
well fuck you Uncle Sam!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:34, archived)
# the dept. of homeland security hosts images on warren b3ta's anus?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:52, archived)
# damm this dyxslespsia
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:04, archived)
# or
"my only fred, the ned"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:07, archived)
# mother...
i want to...
fuck you...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:33, archived)
# Hamas Celebrations

i've been away from here for so long, it's good to be back :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# woo to yoo
what a blast !
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 6:04, archived)
# hey everyone, look what i can do!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:33, archived)
# remind me to never have sex with this lady.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:33, archived)
# umm...
don't ever have sex with that lady
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:37, archived)
# What a hot box, though.
Might.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:39, archived)
# Thankyou.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:40, archived)
# she is teh hax0r!111
/parp!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:47, archived)
# Flobgob
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:57, archived)
# WUNDERPANTS!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:58, archived)
# Commmaaaaaaaaaa
hello :) Have you made anything new and lully?

Also also also how is thet Clord?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:05, archived)
# I do not think I have made anything new.
But thet Clord is a vere lully and fluffey things.
He does climb up inside my sleeve and tickle my elbow with his twitchy whiskirs.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:07, archived)
# Awwww
that makes me smile
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:09, archived)
# you
are
a
mong.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:07, archived)
# Big smelly bumhead
I'm fucking your wife.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:08, archived)
# shut it before i put the silencers on you,
comprende?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:11, archived)
# that's beautiful.
-face sexes in the face-
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:59, archived)
# Flobadob blib blob bleeb.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
# Oh, don't tell me i'm in that backwards world again?
I think I'll go eat an egg.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:06, archived)
# Smeee!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:16, archived)
# Heeeee!


/unrelated
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahhaah
awesome!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:45, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:05, archived)
# When I'm standing at the edge of a high clef,
I treble.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:22, archived)
# i've been busy.

not really. this took all of 14 seconds to animate. i'd already drawn it.
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/jim.swf
/edit: good god my old post is still on the board.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:24, archived)
# oooh, that's nice.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:26, archived)
# thanks.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# You're twisting my melon man
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# you can say that again.
but you don't have to.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# YOR TWISTIN' MAH MELIN MEN.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:53, archived)
# OHFUCK.
-fucks comma-
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)
# Why would you change that
from lower case to capitals?
I are intrigued.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:56, archived)
# it was originally supposed to be capitals.
autocomplete made it lowercase before i noticed.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:58, archived)
# goddamn it.
i keep lauging. and it's stretching out the sore in my gums from the stick i shoved in my mouth.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:00, archived)
# BY STICK YOU MEAN PENIS.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:02, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:02, archived)
# yes. that was one insanely sharp penis i shoved in my own mouth.
and cut my gums on.
and by penis i mean stick.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:03, archived)
# No you don't, you are a gay.
You are a gay and love to have penises in your mouth.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:06, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:07, archived)
# ok i'm done.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:15, archived)
# Mong mong mong mong mong
Mongy mongy mong mong mong.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:00, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:13, archived)
# Hey, Picasso.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# what do you want?
and make it quick.
i'm dead.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# Guernica?
No, she went of her own accord.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)
# haha,
that's about eighteen faces in that that is that!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# oh.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)
# i like that
it's confusing, but in a good way
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)
# oh, goody.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
#


pizza
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)
# pffft!
 
Will this be in the exam?
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:37, archived)
# Oh dear
I've seriously lost the plot today.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)
# Wouldn't have it any other way.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Aargh!
Haha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# hahah
odd
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:53, archived)
# MARMALISE
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:53, archived)
# i'm going to start learning flash.
if i am capable, i plan on making something that will shatter the boundaries of modern animation.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:57, archived)
# Good luck with that.
I don't doubt your ability in the least, but I have to say it's one of the fiddliest pissiest apps on earth.



(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# i can definitely see myself getting frustrated at it
and blaming it for all the things that are wrong in my life before going off in a huff.
then coming back and having another go.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
#

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)
# i'm going to have to go through a lot of tutorials.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:08, archived)
# Well
there are plenty of those around, and the flash help files are actually pretty good. Plus several people on here helped me out when I was playing around with it recently, I think there are quite a few who use it.

Which reminds me, where the hell is connor?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:18, archived)
# oh i'll be pestering everyone and anyone.
nobody is safe.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# hooray!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# Be sure to pester the people that don't know flash more than the ones that do.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# oh i will.
and i'll pester people on the streets,
people without computers.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)
# "what the fuck is this tweening shit, you homeless cunt?"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:37, archived)
# Oh, snap.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:38, archived)
# homeless people offer the best advice.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:40, archived)
# Yes:
 
"Don't Do What I Done Did."
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:41, archived)
# But in a manner that has far more impact.
"Drink chardonnay. It's 12 bucks a bag from the bottlo and YOU CAN FEEL IT HIT YOU"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:43, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 5:20, archived)
# Technical Consultant: Some Drunk Homeless Guy
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:38, archived)
# See
that's a holistic approach to learning flash. I wish I'd thought of it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:38, archived)
# hah.
god, look, i just opened it and drooled onto the keyboard and this happened.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:50, archived)
# you're a prodigy.
we should pay you by the second.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:51, archived)
# what can i say,
i'm a fast learner.
or drunk.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:52, archived)
# a fast drunk.
funky.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:52, archived)
# that's art that is.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:51, archived)
#
Now post 50 of these in a row, all in new threads. I'm pretty sure that's how flash is learned.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:53, archived)
# i can't see how that could possibly be a bad idea.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:55, archived)
# I can't understand why I didn't do it earlier.
Oh well, the idea's out now and I'm sure you could do a better job of it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:58, archived)
# Ha ha
now add some music and send it to the newsletter.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:11, archived)
# i think i'm on to a winner.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 5:22, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:22, archived)
# that's bemazing.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# Goodness.
 
It's a puckerfish!
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:40, archived)
# He needs more fibre in his diet.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:41, archived)
# hehehehe.
your username reminds me of some other b3tan whose username was gronkpan. i think at one point he moved somewhere.
i wonder how he's been.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:46, archived)
# Good.
I'm moving again in a couple of weeks..

Has it really been that long?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:51, archived)
# damn.
where to this time?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:52, archived)
# Not far,
I'm just shitty with the place I'm in. Wireless internet makes it all okay.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)
# aha.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)
# i am sure you are capable of shattering boundaries
you are mad enough to be talking to yourself, and insanity and genius are much the same thing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# oh my!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:18, archived)
# Hello gorgeous :)
How are you?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:27, archived)
# i'm good thanks
life is calming down after much franticness and i have a long weekend of no work... hooray!
how's mofaha world?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:34, archived)
# well
a bit crazed, I've been doing lots of Actual Work for a change. But on the whole things are pretty good, I'm planning to put some time aside this weekend to do some scribbles and stuff :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:37, archived)
# "..and how would you like your dead baby bird?"
 


It is a caption contest!
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# cat cat and cat.
i'm so drunk
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)
# Poom, Squee, and Oom!
 
Frunkity-frunk.
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# mmmwwwaaaa
that's lully...
brain fried can't think of a good caption.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
#
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# mmm... brain
love it! good thing it wasn't deep fried

...all those omega 3 essential fatty acids!

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)
# Mmm, spicy.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:41, archived)
# "Excuse me, but this is an exclusive club. You are not dressed appropriately."
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)
# "With these poisoned sausages we shall OBLITERATE the canine population of Sussex!"

ho ho, those pesky felines.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# "These gimp masks are OK..."
"but we much preferred the ones of Anthea Turner, Konnie Huq and John Leslie!"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# arf
The grass and bugs diet really cleanses your paws!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)
# I love mine rare.
I'm in it for the chase.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# Joy Division Oven Gloves! Miiiaaaoooow!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)
# yaaay!
/brain not awake enough for captions, but i like the kitties
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:23, archived)
# That would be the mighty postbear Fluff Division.
 
(see below)

: )
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# from the inbox - made me smile
Like women, the moon works on a four-week cycle. This means you can use the phases of the moon to predict what mood the lady in your life will be in when you get home in the evening. For me, Danger Week is when there's a half moon waning.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# er...
oh

kay


I read "moon walks"

need

sleep.

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Invaluable.
Should you draw any conclusions if Danger Week coincides with a full moon?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# You may be dating a werewolf?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Werewolves are horny bitches.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# zombie chicks on the other hand,
you should steer well clear of.

I think I'll go have sex with a unicorn.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Oh, I like 'em hairy.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# I actually prefer a shaved werewolf.
wearing nipple tassels.

and a pony plug.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# you're fucked?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# DEFINITELY!
I'd say.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# Statistically
1/4 of all women should fall under that category, so no.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:03, archived)
# Statistically
1/4 of women are nasty cows...

Usually the bottom-left quarter.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)
# STEAK!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:07, archived)
# With big teeth
and inverted nipplies. Zoiks!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:09, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:08, archived)
# heh...
that's no moon.
It's a menstruation!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Certainly daytime TV would be different

I know....its you're..damn
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# pfft!
 
*lies on couch eating chocolates*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Woo to that
And, on a personal note, it's nice to be back at the forum. Happy Year of the Randy, my Chinese comrades!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# We be kickin' it doggy style.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)
# We be burnin'
Tables turnin', always gurnin', Like Kay, Vernon

(though I doubt whether those are the real Sean Paul lyrics)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Now there's someone who never should've got famous.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# You're quite right there.
what a clart.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:50, archived)
# How much longer till we have another goat year?
goat years are lovely.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)
# Not til 2015.
 
(4712 in Chinese calendar)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Bugger.
another 9 years till I can get my goat on.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)
# pffft!
 
'tis a Red Dog year!

www.chinesefortunecalendar.com/2006.htm

According to which, us bunnies are going to GET US SOME.

Super wicked awesome cool!
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# rabbit should be a lucky year for me too, according to that site.
unfortunately my lucky hours are 3am - 7am, which seems a little restrictive.

By 3am, there are usually only mingers and girls who aren't there to pick up left in the club...

Fuck I hate clubs.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# How true.
 
Nothing like going out on the town to confirm that really, I'm not missing out on a damn thing.
Most bars in Auckland (to posit a gross generalisation), the men are retarded, and the women are whores.. and possibly retarded.

Harsh, but fair.

: D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:59, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER.
i'm going to bed is what i'm doing.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:13, archived)
# Yes. It's just as well house parties are so much fun.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:14, archived)
# does anyone know a video link for this? it's great
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# That is fantastic.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# fecking hell
it's quite scary! Sadly, no.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Where were you yesterday?
 
www.b3ta.com/board/5584952

glasscock, rolfmayo, &c.
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# It was weevilgrl who e-mailed me the gif, as it happens
 
How's that for viral!
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:45, archived)
# YAY ME
I sawed it first
I ROXOR
*dances*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)
# *hands gold star*
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:09, archived)
# eats it *mmmmm*
Starlicious

I believe have gon crazy with the happies.
Thank you

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# jesus H
fucking scary

ok my darlings, goodnight!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# here
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# wonderful
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# youtube not good enough for you, eh?
 
: D

edit: huh. Server's down. How about that..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:38, archived)
# i like google video
it gives me sex horn
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# Excellent.
 
youtube appears to have fallen on its arse for the moment, anyway.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:50, archived)
# sex horn, you say?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# google rawx
it's the future of streaming video
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# That's neato.
I wonder what would happen if there was no glass.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Lunch!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Part of me wants to see that.
Polar bear and Polar girl sitting at a table outside some corner cafe.
Aah, amore.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# that was a polar girl?
I thought it was some kind of seal.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Me too
I thought Polar Bear was hungry. And I will continue to think of it as such, because it's funnier that way.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Ah, you could be right.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
# "When there's snow in your hair
and you're shagging a bear
THAT'S amorè.."
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# hahha!
when you jump through a hole
in the ice at the north pole
you're in love...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)
# All the water would run out of the tank, I imagine.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Poor bear.
They ought to sacrifice kids once in a while, just to keep the bears happy.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
# I second this motion.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:09, archived)
# Beeeep
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Different to your normal stuff
but really nice
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# normal?
eh?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# his kind of normal
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# I think you mean
his talent knows no boundaries.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# aww
dear that's lovely
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Beeeeep
that's very nice!
Did you see this....

www.b3ta.com/board/5586807
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Is Mr Spoon in there?*
I might use that as wallpaper if I am allowed?

*might not remebemeber correctly.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Yay!
and worryingly i was just about to post this.


(for miss sugarspinsister)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# I'm glad he made it into space
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# she gone bed
and it's spun.... oh, and quite lovely :) No Venus?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)
# sheeps must graze on the moon first.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 7:20, archived)
# Real film titles
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# it was pretty cool, though
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I never saw that
was it any good?

Guess it was predictable...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)
# It was utterly bum
It would have been far better had the majority of it not been a big fat fight club rip off.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# That Johnny Depp.
I reckon he's a good actor but he's always in shite fillums. I think he does it on purpose. Some people are odd.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:14, archived)
#
he can be in all the shit films he wants to be in, he'll always have 21 Jump Street to make up for it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)
# So long as he's doing what he wants to I suppose.
I'll have to look up 21 Jump Street, don't recall that one ever ever ever. For some reason it brought "Suedehead" into my brain - which I'm sure has no connection whatsoever but I might have to watch again soon as it is very super-duper and good.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# You just don't appreciate people being killed with screwdrivers
by drawling men in big hats...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Doesn't
the book SW book preceed the FC book by about half a decade? (1990/1995)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Iwas just shown a lovely thing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# linky brokeded
.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:14, archived)
# that's kind of the point
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# That might be sort of like this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Obvious
presence of Goatsee beard?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)
# Taking George Galloway's idea a bit further, perhaps...
perhaps...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# arf
smashing!! Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I chuckled all the way through.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# arf

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# hahah
great!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:11, archived)
# hehe
id say woo if i could say woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Bender Approves

clicks "I like this"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
I think I made a poster of that scene once...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# When did Galloway make that joke?
I remember Jack Dee saying it years ago, Galloway is not only an utter cockstand, but a joke thieving one.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Please
Bring this into real life. Woo yay houpla Philippa Forrester's huge (NSFW TEXT FOLLOWS)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:22, archived)
# I have lost my "funneh" so have the first of
my "What people/animals find attractive" series.

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# You find rocket-sheep attractive?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# you do.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# You certainly are.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# make me.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# You need no coercing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# when you put it that way...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# cute
hope he doesn't burn himself!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# *re-reads*

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:08, archived)
# I would
and I aint welsh
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# How the hell am
I supposed to catch that?

/scottish
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# *chortle*
All sheep should have rockets as standard.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# i want flying sheep
just so i could look up and say the line "is that a cloud or a rocket proppelled sheep?"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Superb.
They'd have excellent camouflage up there. Perhaps you could even give them little space helmets for when the air got too thin.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# pfft
Sheeps in space!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Yes!
Yay, imagine the adventures they could have.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# baaing and shitting their way to Venus...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)
# For Science!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)
# *Rascist joke*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# am I the only one who immediately thought of Worms?
I love that game...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# ive been practiceing - anyone else?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# i'm a pro.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Not magenta enough!
But still woosome..... to the max!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# What's the
TEH all about?!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# erm
teh cock?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Oh!


*The End*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)
# fin
*crawls back under stone and waits for tide to come in*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Hahahaa
Thats rather splendid
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# don't tell me i have to pearoast this again
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Toni and Georgina swear to scratch Samantha Bin Ladens eyes out
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# No,
they just wouldn't talk to her.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# talk shit behind her back
more likely
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Roll their eyes
and make faces when she's not looking.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# You should hear
what they say about each other then!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Should I?
Is it good?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# well.....
apparently.....
/goes on for hours about nothing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Well fuck me sideways with a red hot poker....
.....and here I thought her man had a bad back from heavy lifting.....it turns out she's a wardrobe jumper...etc
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# yes i know....
ooooh I know! Yes! *rolls eyes* *tut* Yeessss. I know. Ooooh...
/continues forever
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# they send nasty texts
about her stubbly chin and warts
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# it's more
that you just talk shit about her behind her back, and pretend to be nice in a really false and obviously hostile way in front of her. I only know this cause I have a girl at school that I *loathe* cause she's a heinous bitch. But it's ok, cause I'm smarter and prettier than her, so I win.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Are you nice to her face?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# in a blatantly false and hostile way
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Women,
so duplicitious.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# where?
Oh. I see.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# ahhh
but shes got the dreaded lurgy and she got it hidden in varous places about the playground........ apparntly.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Hahaha, He's sure got a purdy mouth.
nice.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)

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