b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 25595 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] might there be a market for this?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
# very good.
let's all just cuddle.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha
I love this compo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
This is excellent hummus.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# very good!
woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# God yes
*needs cuddle*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Aww
*waits for someone else to do it*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# You mean lot.

*Cuddles*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# I know
They're all stinky poobums aren't they?

Thanks for the cuddle (finally).
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Pfffft!
I would love to meet your parents :)
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# I believe
there is already a market for this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Yes
*phones*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)
# that phone box looked a lot less gay when i used it
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Black Goat of the woods with a Thousand Young . . . .
Nyarlathotep put out more . .
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry for hugeness
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# hehehe!
You go girl!

and steal that you nasty BBC overlords!
*sticks bum out at BBC*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*waits for a 'cease & desist' from Rob*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Don't worry
we could 'ave him - no trouble!

;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# That is horrible!!!
someone please post tubgirl and goatse.
QUICKLY!!!
EDIT:
That looks like it must've took ages!
woo yay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
that's ACE!

IMHO hugeness is fine if the hummus factor is high.

I think that should be a b3ta quote, actually. Should be on the FAQ.

Hugeness is fine if the hummus factor is high. ©IndieSinger 2006
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)
# or
with hummus inline
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Hurrah, that's ace!
Your post is pretty.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Thank you!
Been repainting your nails any interesting colours lately?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# They are currently iced cappucino
which is my flavour of the month. I'm having them done again on Wednesday though, so I may go for something a bit sparkly and pink frosted.

Are your nails sparkly?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Oh no, not at the moment
They all broke - I've started taking vitamin supplements to make them all the strong again. Then I think I'll make them blue and sparkly.

Is iced cappucino a pale pinky-brown?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# It certainly is!
It goes beautifully with my snuggly chocolate brown cord jacket that I habitually wear.

Blue sparkly sounds good... *covets*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# either would feel good scratching down one's back!
;)

'Ning V
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:03, archived)
# 'Ning J
Cheeky as ever I see! :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)
# and you wouldn't have it any other way!
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Oh that sounds lovely - I never manage to match my nail polish to my outfit that well
I have red, white and blue, for patriotic days. All sparkly (Sephora).
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Oooh
You could have little union jacks on your thumbs.

One Christmas I had little Christmas trees, they were ace!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Oooh yes
Or the stars and stripes.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:12, archived)
# excellent
now implement it. :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Did you miss ladies' day?
It was exactly like that.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# everyday i'm here
is ladies day.

but i watched that particular day from afar.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Ladies day rocks!
We need to do another one :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# I was thinking that the other day
I think we need to space them a bit further apart. What do the ladies think?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)
# What? Do the ladies *think*?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Your quasi-ironic joke is most amusing.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:13, archived)
# well, it was 6 weeks or so between the 1st two
but Christmas was in the middle of all that.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)
# My thought was that the frequency of the ladies' days should
reflect the percentage of ladies on the board.

To be fair, like.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Inversely!
and don't forget the trannies...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahah!
Thats ace. I particularly love the "oooh, new shoes" bit.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha!

*Edit
On second viewing, that is truly brilliant.
Woo, yay & houpla :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Haha!
Very good hummus!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# hooray!
I really like the 'please be nice' and 'how are you feeling?' links ;)

/edit: *clicks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Ha ha
Best yet.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
"Stupidlyhighshoes/littlesparklybits" was the cherry on top :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahahhahahaaha
Best post evaaaar!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# brightonbiatchfightclub
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# wow they look really scary
really, no honestly, really not at all like a bunch of skinny muppets
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# nice pic
although i feel a bandwagon coming on...yay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I'm off to the pub, hope I don't get gunned down
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# fo shizzle!
Mo fo.

or summat :s
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# over to you Mushroom
quick and crap

gah, i've uploaded the wrong one! imagine they're all wearing wellies and mittens
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Haha!
Very good, I didn't think of that!

But then, I didn't think of any ideas.

*Collects balls*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# 15-love
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Are you the bumpire?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# we could do a vote
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# what, like Big Brother?
*runs*

;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)
# I can be if required
I just fancied saying it!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# It's Ant McPartlin
AICMFP.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# and ickle Dec in a bowler hat?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# That's glorious.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# B-but
that's a man!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# It's a
monkey
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# It's fuck ugly!
Whatever it is.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)
# hoho!
I'm sure she'll accept chocolate and the latest issue of Hello magazine instead
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# well she told me
chocolate and bumsex
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# It's a ...

snogthrush!!

Oh, teh punnage!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Rahahaaaa!

EDIT: I don't envy you doing a Google Image Search on "thrush".
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)
# pffff
ft.

-and-

Woo to pic!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# *Snogs*
*gets thrush*

bah!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)
# MWAH!
*smooches*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Are you you?
Or are you your wife?

; )
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# I'm me!
I just got handed the 'pooter open in IE, but that's logged in as her - now I'm FF'ed up, I'm me!

:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Just installed FF,
it's so much sexier.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)
# install greasmonkey and the new b3ta-board plug in
it'll rock you pants socks off!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)
# I'm on it
Edit: dear GOD! well that confused me a bit *gives up*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Woo
Just be carful you don't stay 'on it' too long - you might break it and make it difficult to type.

:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# *feels for lady-bumps just in case*....
Arrgh! Moobs!!!
It is you.
; )
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# *Plaits chest hair*
mwhahahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Mmmmm lipzzz
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] well if the world was run by women i suppose the bot would be on the other foot

apologies for paintmash
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# found 2 old pictures i made that i never posted. here they are :


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# That one at Hooters
looks like they're wearing Potter-esque Invisibility Cloaks.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Apart from the fact
you can see them?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Minor details.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Exactly!
looks like they're wearing Potter-esque Invisibility Cloaks.

:D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# i know.
but Hooters has a strick Orange Clothes on Chicks policy.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Hmm...is it a self-pleasuring toy with a trigger?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I'm sure it could be used that way.
but I'm not sure it's safe.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Mine often goes off in my hands.


DO YOU GET IT??? I'M SAYING IT'S LIKE MY COCK, ISN'T IT???!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Don't worry. It happens to the best of us (me too!)
have a picture of a nazi windmill i did for no particular reason.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)
# You could sell that
to organisations against windfarms. There's protests going on where I live at the moment.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# anti-windmillers are crazy.
(actually did this for my mom who is anti-windmill)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Well send my love
to Auntie Windmill.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Is your father
Uncle Windmill?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# steals
for the Llandudno protest
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# that reminds me
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Is M&S branching out into firearms?
Woo.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Oh!
I've just got that!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# ....
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Tish!
Top hummus. Woo.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# "BANG!!!!"
*slumps*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# hahahaha
those kerazy 'Mercans!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# ahahaha
b'dum tish!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# *scrolls*
Hahahaha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Woo
yay
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# hahah!
excellent
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
fecking great :)

*clicks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
beezer!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Hee hee hee
That's fantastic
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# That made me
Go Tee Hee.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Arf
caught coaled
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Sorry
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# OMG
WTF ROFL!!!1shift_eleven1!!one
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)
# i think its
20:26...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# *points*
Wrong! LOLZ!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha, roffle!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# *punches*
I used to f**king hate that,when is was a kid!!

Nice hummus tho'
woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# The correct question is:
"What time is it, Mr. Wolf?".

Mind, the answer was never very informative and often resulted in both physical and mental scars.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Ah ,yes
many a skinned shin/knee, broken leg/arm.
Golly wasn't childhood violent!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# British bulldogs was an other corking game
I ended up in hospital thanks to that
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)
# IT'S DINNER TIME!
*Runs away*
*falls over and splits head open*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# timezones!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Hahaha, lol-o-rama
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# digging through old sketchbooks, pt. 1
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# fucking wow
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# That's
great.

is jealous at display of obvious talent
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Wow.
And wow again.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok Moses, change of rules..
change of rules....apprently its a womans world now! I'm sure my new lady people will like this..



Previously:
1 2 3 4 Fanart!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Haha
And he's circumsized!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Well if it was either that or
watching Pretty woman...
"hand me the scissors,i'll do it myself"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# feel free to rip the shit out of it
its my first attempt at a cartoon

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# aint
they cute
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# rofl's
omg!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# erm, yes
cool.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Interesting..
..I like the way you developed the storyline and the characterization was excellent!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Personally, I love the
post-modernistic dramatisation of the clearly repressed character representing man's struggle against an increasingly corporate world. cocks.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)
# love spackloon as a word
/repost

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# It's hard to make small gifs without an animation editor
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Extreme squirrel fishing!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# He's caught himself a helicopter there.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# extreme squrrel fisting!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# mindpisserer


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Go little squirrel
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# right
i'm bored. who wants a game of photoshop tennis?
and we'll need a commentator
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# I'll be
a ball-boy.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# that's the rumour
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Honk!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
#
anyone notice my Google joke?

no?
oh
*snivel*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# yeah
it rocked

or something
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# you wish
bacon boy
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Oooh,
I've not seen Photoshop tennis in aaaages.

Strawberrys, anyone?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Oooh yes please
How unseasonably pleasant!

Would you like some barley water?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Robinson's Beer & Barley?
Mmmm......
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)
# I'll be Cliff
*sings*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# I'd love a game
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# I appear to have done it again
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# done what again?
spelt success wrong?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# oopsie
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Hee hee.
Evening kiddo.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# aw
bless him

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# His reflection is rather wide!
/runs
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# he is an anti-vampire
AICMJC
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# That has to be the best possible answer to that!
have some jaffs cakes
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Hitler. What a chap.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# sniggers....
hehe
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Arf!
note to self: do not attempt to drink while reading something funny
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
#
aw
he tries dun he?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Have a cow riding a unicycle.


Any doodle requests?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# The Archbishop of Canterbury's pants.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# thank you!
: )
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Eat my shorts

aye carumba!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Yay!
I was just thinking about a knitting cow this morning.
/Shakes fist...Damn you, knitting biddies!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# You'd need
a f**king big pair of needles!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# I gave my mum some wire wool

and asked her to knit me a car.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# And opposing hoofs.
Put those cows to work!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Of course...It all makes sense now.


Yet another Google post, soemthing taht's beginning to become a personal bandwagon.
AND, a Barrymore joke that's not about people in pools!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Yes,
we've seen your google "joke"?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# ouch.
suppose i deserved it though

*note:do not whine in future*

right, tennis now.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds