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# It appears I have hit a milestone. Ow.


in the time i've posted my last 100 posts on here, i've posted 1200 over on /talk, haha. i'm a dirty traitor.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)
# congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)
# *gives medal*
Roll on 3000

/edit: sounds like a space age deoderant
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)
# yeah!
i seem to post a hell of a lot more than i used to. i've been a member over 3 years, but in the first two years i only posted about 30 messages
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:30, archived)
# HURRAH!
hurrah hurrah hurrah hurrah! congratumalations!

traitor

and goodnight you bunch of swines! (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:29, archived)
# awwwh you did stay too
bless.

sleep well my darling tutty
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:31, archived)
# *hugs*
*tries to get to bed before falling asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)
# i hear the stairs are mighty comfy
in early February
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:34, archived)
# ZOOO?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:30, archived)
# zoooth.
its the new craze, everyone's wanting their own bit of the zoooth pie.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:33, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:30, archived)
# that really is incredibly happyhappy
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:31, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)
#
Well done, I've been here years and haven't posted that much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:31, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:52, archived)
# reasons why you can't take food into art galleries #1
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)
# hahaha
wonderous Ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I'd share a lollypop with a painting.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)
# crikey!
that's a bit facking ace!
woo yay houpla!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)
# top marks!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Most woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# haha! splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
That's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# I think it says a lot about me
that I immediately see a ruder option for that picture.

[edit] by the way, you are currently rated third on makemearobot. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:25, archived)
# I wanted to stuff it with poos too*


* may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:25, archived)
# That'd be a way to bring the kids into art galleries.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)
# haha, hooray for penguinbot!
i like the site revamp... i want to make a robot now
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:49, archived)
# That
is ace! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:25, archived)
# haha!
beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Haha
Very nice
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:27, archived)
# modern art
is dangerous!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Heh heh
wonderful.

Ooh, I'm going to the new MoMA for the first time next Sunday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:29, archived)
# make sure you keep your lolly safe!
the one in edinburgh is fab. it has a piece on the lawn that looks like a strange bus shelter, but as people wonder around it they look like they're walking through walls. it's ace, particularly when you don't read the info first so it catches you at unawares.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)
# pollocks to that!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:50, archived)
# A friend of mine had a lolly like that once, when i want to see Franz.
She didn't like it, so she threw it into the crowd.


/life story
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Sorted the optimisation, If the Wachowski brothers made The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)
# shitting crikey
you should be awarded everything ever

/bows down
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)
# bloody hell that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)
# That is fantastic animation!
Woo!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)
# fucking skillz!
nice work!!!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)
#
That really is rather nifty!
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)
# I can't believe I didn't notice this until now.
It's fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)
# there's only two kinds of people in this world, my friend.

those without hummus and those like you.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Woo.
Have a bun
*offers bun*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 1:01, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Sweet hairy Jesus...
that's mighty good.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 1:43, archived)
# it's not funny but i think you'll find it's true...
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)
# what show is it?
/hermit
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Quizmania.
On in the wee hours it has questions that wouldn't task a 2 year old.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)
# ahh
sounds like teh rubbish

I watched Pride and Prejudice on dvd tonight

and I feel all lovely inside
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)
# really is it good?
my dad did some of the rain on that.


feel bad I still haven't seen it
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)
# did he wee it?
and yup, it's fucking ace-tacular
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)
# there's
also an additional US ending on the dvd.


which consists of Lizzie and Mr Darcy discussing how much they love each other in case the cretinous american audience hadn't figured it out.

quelle pigshit
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:33, archived)
# He's worked in effects on telly for years, but it was his first feature filum.
He spent a day being one of the effects crew pouring water over Keira Knightley. Told me later "It's a tough job but someone's got to do it"
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:35, archived)
# i have friends in that movie
it was filmed about 20 mins from here and they got to be extras!
soopah!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)
# cor blimey wow
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:33, archived)
# what is your name
what is your quest
what is your favourite colour?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)
# blue...
no! green.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# I watch a shit load of tv and i've never
seen it either.
(DMQOB, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:21, archived)
# i think it's a digital channel of it's very own
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)
# more work on a pic posted earlier


And i'm not sure why the sign says 'enter'. It just does.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:16, archived)
# very nice my dear
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:17, archived)
# fank yoo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)
# I belgiuming love this!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)
# don't swear !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)
# still fooking great
you lovably talented bastard
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)
# hehe. How was your driving lesson?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)
# FAST!
i reversed around corners and stuff - great!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Nice workage
WOO
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I keep clicking on the enter sign.
One day, something great will happen as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)
# your mouse will break, forcing you to buy a better, sleeker model?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)
# It's a chaos theory thang.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:27, archived)
# he's cute
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# He's great
I like to think that he is the gate keeper to a fantastic world a bit like Labarynth or the Neverending Story.
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Very cool
I like him!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:27, archived)
#
He's lovely but I don't trust him. He looks like he'd pickpocket me as soon as I turned my back on him.

Woo BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:29, archived)
# looks like
it would make a good portal page on a webshite...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:43, archived)
# me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:45, archived)
# The ace of Diamonds is the best playing card ever?
Undoubtedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Therapy has revealed.
My goos fear..There was also this time I went camping...


AAAARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Response so far...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:14, archived)
# ?
Response so far is sarcasm, so at least i got a reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Oi Oi
www.weebls-stuff.com/games/a+question+of+love/

(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)
# saveloy!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:12, archived)
# What sort of time of week do you call this for posting new games?
Eh?

*plays*

Edit: 15 mins late and I took a misspelt "folk" to the face...

Edit2: The music at the end makes me think of Theme Hospital...
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Edible stairs
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:17, archived)
# how amusing
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)
# oops
I was 35 mins late and she tore my head off. Doesn't matter though, I never wanted to look at her beard and outrageous eyebrows anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# bah!
so that's why I'm single.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Hmm
A folk to the face, indeed.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Woosome Weebl Sir
Although i sucked at it and got bored easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 1:19, archived)
# broostic
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:57, archived)
# thats how I feel
most of the time
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:57, archived)
# i feel very cold !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)
# turn the heater on
.
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)
# can't be arsed. mid vector.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
This makes me happy on a sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:58, archived)
# that exactly
how i feel right now

so woo :D :) :D :) :):):):):):_):)POPKOKP)+
)+(V YUTIUB * &*Y*Y*O*(Y(^&*&*&**&*&*&*&&*&*&*&&&*&*&**&**&&*&*&*&*&**&**&*** parp/

edit: i also like the detail of the "eyeball leads" leading to the brain
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)
# that looks like a variant of brainfuck
*invents new programming language called "l0lz0r"*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:03, archived)
# eeeep!
i think the board's gone evil!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Almost Gerald Scarfe-ish
I likes.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:02, archived)
# This picture is doing bad things to me...
I guess that's a well done.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Never ever post this again.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:04, archived)
# ..
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I need to listen to that now.
*digs through cds*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)
# This is fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)
# FALLING OUT BRAINS
I am on the radio. You can listen
*spams*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)
# wbrsfm.com doesn't seem to exist.
Is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)
# I fixed it
and am an idiot
;)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:11, archived)
# I'm still getting 'server not found'...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:15, archived)
# blargh
wbrs.org/

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Success!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Hurrah!
and thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:25, archived)
# I really really like that!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:12, archived)
# that's me on a morning
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:17, archived)
# dum de dum


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(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha
but wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)
# why thankyou
i spent so long making it.... my god i need a life
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)
# This
makes me feel quite sad.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:03, archived)
# awww
it's ok, he is a midwife, don't be sad that he was practising without a lisence
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:04, archived)
# haha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:03, archived)
# haha!

I like the smoke effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)
# hehe
cheers... except it isn't supposed to be smoke... it's just to make the text stand out a bit.... but oh well :D
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:11, archived)
# I think it's your genius expressing itself on a
subconscious level.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# hahahaha
hurrah for miscarriges
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:16, archived)
# indeed
best on pizza if you ask me
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)
# haha!
awesome back catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:29, archived)
# THerapy.
I only just found out why I have a phobia of ducks.


EDIT: GEESE!!! DAMN, I HATE TEH BIRD
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:54, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:55, archived)
# no no, you must love the goose
the goose!

love the goose
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:57, archived)
# everyone loves your goose
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:57, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:57, archived)
# lucky
ducky
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Lull the twat into a false sense of security
and then tear out his liver for fois gras.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)
# *loves the goose*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:13, archived)
# a goose is worth a thousand
ganders.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:14, archived)
# who is that?
looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)
# pfffft
the expression! priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:54, archived)
# I love fried eggs
But that would require more effort than I have awake to tamper with your post and make it look good.

BTW: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# I also love egg.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# And I LOVE YOU!


(DMQOB, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# i love you too
leave that marford boy behind and we can elope to skegness
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)
# DONE!


(DMQOB, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)
# eggs are ace
fact
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Definately NSFW
Printmeister's furry thing got horny

http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/furryporn.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:52, archived)
# did you get those funny feelings down below
when making that?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
i spat my drink out when i read that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# I am all of the sarky cunt sometimes
And I didn't check his profile to see if thistle's a teenage boy either!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)
# you made me laugh. alot. so i must commend you !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:04, archived)
# *blushes*
ta
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Pretty sure he would've
while looking for source material.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:57, archived)
# hurrah for Rupert's mummy!

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Eh?
Was someone using Rupert as a dildo?
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Aslan was.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:51, archived)
# In Narnia?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:54, archived)
# She must have a bucket.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:55, archived)
# I'm scared.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# or one like a ripped welly.
anyhow...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Speaking of dildos...
I watched Dominion Tank Police last night.
For some reason this scene made me laugh probably more than a non-b3tan would've laughed...

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:53, archived)
# hahahaha
wtf..

*renames it "cock squad"*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:57, archived)
# this picture confuses me
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# hehe.

I usually don't condom this sort of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)
# cheers purple onion!
I had a feeling if it sat there long enough someone would recognise it as a used condom...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Buh?
I didn't realise there was any doubt that it was. Looks big enough to go over Rupert though; hence comments about using him as a sex aid.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:06, archived)
# I'd just like to thank SugarSpunSister for making me this :)
It's a rather nice Domo-kun iPod Case.

Click for more pictures of the wee bugger
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# it is most woo
also...
www.b3ta.com/board/5647327
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Is domo
not the colour of shit?
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# yeah
that one is a bit of a shit domo. But the kit is better.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# nah it's gnarly mr dudeface
just thought the colour was a bit off.. more like the colour of the cock (well the ones on here anyhow).
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# and while i'm here....
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# the penguins head is bent in a scary angle to start with
i think it borked itself.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Class.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Heh; wee bugger
There is an image to be had there.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# why the hell did i type 'wee bugger'
i'm not even scottish for fucksakes :/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# You put exclamation marks in your filenames too.
Fruit-cake!
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# actually, that's iWeb doing that, not me.
it's a bit of a shit application, but only took 2 minutes from shooting the pics to posting on the web so the man don't give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# yeh great
Now bring me my slippers you bumfluff merchant!
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# i'm an (ex-)hulligon,
i know full well you have no slippers, they we're banned in the great 'soft pansy bum shunter' exodus back in '86.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Ah buggeration...
you've only gone and trod upon my wotsits and crushed them into oblivion.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# i only have one question now:
red & whites, or black & whites?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Hull FC.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# oh noes!
/rovers fan
edit:
/rovers fan in full knowledge we're utter, utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:48, archived)
# yes.
I used to support Rovers too.. but really don't follow any of it these days.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:49, archived)
# i haven't been to a game since I was 8,
so I wouldn't worry :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Fekkin' Wotsits
and Monster Munch.
Crush down a whole packet and there is practically nothing there. You pay for a bag of flavoured fucking air that the wonders of science have managed to imbue with a bit of crunch.

Makes you wonder where they hide all the cocking calories.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Your not wrong girlfriend!!!
Powder is what you are buying really.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# that's really sweet!
(DMQOB, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# domo raving at a slightly obscure
jean michel jarre laser light show?

"USE ZE errrr BEEG CAT! I WANT ZA LASERS COMING OUT OF ZA BEEG CAT!"
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
#
(DMQOB, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Jean Michelle Jarre is a fraud
Michel?
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:48, archived)
# POW!
(Marwood, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# my cat is SOOOO bootiful!


(DMQOB, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:48, archived)
# and that is what happens
when you spray aphid killer into the eyes of a pussycat.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:48, archived)
# he's like it ALL THE TIME!
(DMQOB, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:53, archived)
# What?
Its stare kills aphids?
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# I don`t remember this bit at the start of the TV show..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# hehehe
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:29, archived)
# damn American censors, McCarthy era and such.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha


that's ace. have a baby weasel! ..
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# that reminds me of my favourite post ever
malvino's "phluffophone"

the imagespack link borked to that though, i wanna see it agaaaaain
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)
# You've hit a rich seam of hummus of late!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# best vanish from the board for a few weeks again, in that case
don`t want the well to run dry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# don't go!
we'll miss your comedy accent! ; )

Having said that, I've the same "weegie" accent as gaijintendo...

shirley mined all the coal from that seam?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# well, you know what they say, "the dryer the well the ..."

uhm, what do they say?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:05, archived)
# They don't like it up 'em
Is what they say.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Macho is a state of mind
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:17, archived)
# too right
proof
(duck Quack !, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)
# how comical
and moderately arousing.

but only moderately.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:23, archived)
# yeah same
Does it mean we are a little gay?
(duck Quack !, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
# i think i'm more than a lot gay


...darling.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Moderately gay
only moderately
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# SECKSY !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Such a dainty thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)
# buy yourself one and take a photo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# If I had one I'd have to dress up as Old Gregg
but then I'd need a mangina to mesmerise people with.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)
# pffft
the plane! the plane!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# would
wait a sec is that a japanese/black person funting a valley with foot aparatus ladychild
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# I peg your hardon?
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:16, archived)
# what a beautiful shade of magenta
thank you for not painfully animating it.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:10, archived)
# How juvenile!
Woo. Top cockage
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:11, archived)
# nice action.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)
# that made me
spill beer
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# haha woo!
and inspired a post up ^ there
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# heh-- and inspired this repost:
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)
# hahahaaha
you`re obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Well...
Like most things in my life, I'm capable of soooo much better. But I settle for this, as I'm easily amused.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# 'we maek funny pictuers too sometiems they is kittins but mostly they is teh cock'
rapitinui, i think, though i can't find the original post.

TJ: when i updated firefox, it lost a rather handy 'search glassco.cx' script thingy. anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)
# right click on the glassco.cx search box on the webpage
Add keyword for this search -- i use gc
Name it.

then, in the address bar, I type gc gaijintendo
and I get the results. Less clicky to change the search engine in the search box.

And I feel like a coder again. Lovely. Typey Typey.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:50, archived)
# cor
/tries it and is impressed
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:54, archived)
# there ya go, mister
mycroft.mozdev.org/download.html?name=glassco.cx&submitform=Search

taggy taggy
firefox glassco.cx search plugin extension thing glassco.cx plugin glassco.cx extension

/no idea how glassco.cx searches the posts
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:52, archived)
# thanks, that's the one, and a bit less techy
silly me was searching on glasscocx ...
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# heh
I shall edit mein post in case anyone wants to glassco.cx for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)
# /recursive
or summat
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Hmmmph.
I've only just started getting into photoshop, so sorry about no hummous. This started out as an excercise, and got less funny...But hey. I got a gaylord reference in, so i may as well share it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:09, archived)
# redex here m'afraid

edit: working now
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats fucking brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:14, archived)
# a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 23:17, archived)

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