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# Messy? Yes.
Amusing? Not as much as the joke last night.

Have it anyway.

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)
# HAHA
*burns embassy*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# I thought
that said "BUMS"


*bums*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Pffft
The Booginator
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# yay afro warning BIG avec SEAMS:
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)
#
dff dff dff dff dff
dff dff dff dff dff


Der der derrrrrr der der derrrrr
der der derrrrrr der der derrrrrrrrrrderrrrrrr
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# mildly
disturban
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Probably bindun hunnerds of times
but it's still fun!



Phantom of the Oprah
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That made me chuckle.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Pfft!
I love her piousness about the world
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# arf
:D
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
*clicks*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Greetings from Guantanamo


Im getting there, little by little.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# lucky munter!

With simple pleasures in mind
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
*Pimps for sister*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Thats
waht I would do!!!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# that should make todays rugby
more interesting (:
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# actual fact;
me old english teacher from school won £1.32 mil on the lottery a week ago.

Cunt.

ps nice pic woo :D
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# if it's any consolation
I hate him too now :/
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# He's not been the same...
...since Noel told him he couldn't co-present Deal Or No Deal

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# shame
he would do a better job than thatc@*t
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# needs more blood
lots more blood
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# ^^^ this
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# i am you know
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# *hugs with warmth*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# thanks!
too kind.


edit: those are lully gloves in your profile. my i borrow them? theyd keep me cosey warm!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I think it may have something to do with the weather where you live
I on the otherhand am quite warm, it's about 23 degrees here tonight, but was around 30 most of the day.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# you look quite happy about it
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# im always
happy
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Isn't
that hair cut modelled on the warbling Cary Grant? Cute cheeks.
Edit: Do you look perplexed in your photo because your arm is tied to the table, thus causing problems picking the glass up?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# i think i was just drunk
*shrug*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# It's horrible here
Sunny, but bloody freezing!

I just want to stay in my office but I've got to go outside soon :o(
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# offers mittens
made by kittens
who were smitten
but couldn't rhyme
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# thanks
can i have some socks too..... who would they be made by? :P
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# they would be made by
kittens in smocks!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Clit banger
Image hosting by Photobucket
It would have been more succesful, but it always left too many stains
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Arf!
Gave me a chuckle!

/edit:
*notices additional text on pic and underneath*
*has further sniggers*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# dyke
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# i have stated this many times before, but this askes me to do it once more.
the japanese are weird.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# its true

plus woo too yoo pic (:
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Oooh
Kitten Tikka Masala
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# fish!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# FOUR...
...woo's and a yey
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I know what it is! Oh yes.
It's very nice indeed. And I get it. (The pun. Not it. Whinge.) I like battered fish!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# graff art #2


can you tell what is says yet?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# welcome to sellafield?
woo
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# this is cool!
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how about my graff les paul?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
#
mmmm
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# ooooo
Epiphone
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:14, archived)
# It says
"Gurgle gurgle".
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Pilot Fish
having had a terrible argument with Van Gogh

AICMFP
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# no!
but i like it!

i just watched The Notebook, I seriously couldn't see what the lady folk
get all teared up about, I bawled my eyes out in Crash, but The Notebook...even
the acting was shoddy...thumbs down..booo
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# somebody
disagree with me damnit!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# agreed
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# it says
hail eris!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# No
Can you?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# shite
obviously
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# picasso would be proud of you
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# tanks
h
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Teh olden days
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# woo
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# these comics are
quite woo!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Amen
dirty old man
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I have pun blight :/

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Does this mean that you go for the ring?
me no gets it
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# lol!
BigWhiteTelephones said RING!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Look at what he's saying
and look at what he's stood in front of.

I very much like it, bobamu! Woo!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Uh,
Does this mean that the man is allowed to go for the ring instead of the box?

Ahhhh, it's not a ring it's an "O". Neat "O". Heh! Hehehehe
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:33, archived)
# yay!
does the generic dance \o/
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)
# as much as i think i want to...
i dont get this
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaa
a neat - O
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:33, archived)
# yeah
it's too crap :/

I rate it 3 poos out of 5
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
# just say
what you see ^_^
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)
# PC moniter
er

keyboard...

eeeerrrmm... lexmark p915 photo printer

gah!

blue nintendo DS

no?

err.... sony ericsson W550i?

call of duty 2?

egg butty?

medals?

desk?

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)
# you made my cat laugh! :)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Since its quiet, I have no shame in spam
but theres a load of b3tans who play CoD2 and a load of other online games at www.5punk.co.uk so come say harro.Theres also a flash arcade of around 1000 games.

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# reminds moi of this
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha !
Welcome to
Slow Board Day
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:14, archived)
# what now right
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# theats a neat O right way up tidy
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# aha
afternoon everyone
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Reminds me...
...of a crap computer game name quiz I did.

www.drderekdoctors.com/crapquiz/crapquiz1.htm

www.drderekdoctors.com/crapquiz/crapquiz2.htm

(names are underneath images in invisotext, hover over images for the system the game came out on)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)
# NUUUUUCHOOOOZE!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha!
funny, because it's true?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# This is luverly
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# your nuuuuu chooooze RAWK
as do your aminamation skillz0rz (:
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# hah, lovely!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:16, archived)
# god they are big!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Its all in the
lack of perspective
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# just don't put on 3d glasses and watch it
that was pretty scary!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:44, archived)
# *dons 3-D glasses*
*gets kicked in teeth*

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)
# as long as you took out teehs insurance beforehand
you'll be ok
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)
# look how happy he is!
id be happy with them shoes
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:40, archived)
# that is just woo
with a side order of yay

and even some houplah for afters!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)
# HURRAH!
purple chooooooze are always good!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)
# yaaaaay!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# haha
that's great
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Soggy patch?
Is the damp patch Mr White having a little wee while he walks?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# AAAAAARRRRrrrrgghhhhhh
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# bloody hell that's good :D
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Talk about bad science!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Great stuff!

EDIT: Hey!


(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# i like this!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# actually
I want to see the video of what it's like to suffer without a top hat, as opposed to the suffering one has with a top hat.

Maybe we could run them side by side.
and then, TOP HAT? Can you decide?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# pff!
that was nearly a tea hitting monitor moment
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)
# haha
that's lovely
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# hahahha
cigarillo.

Hope you enjoyed bowling. : )
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Occupational In-jokes #3:


(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# You win!
Fantastic!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# think think you already won
with the first one ^_^
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# let me *arf* - i'm a b3tan
teeheehee - this series is funneh (:
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Occupational in-in-jokes, woo
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# hahhahahaah
one of the job's requirements...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
that's sticking it to the man!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)
# WaHAY!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Occupational In-jokes #2:




(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha much better!


hehe

she looks so smug!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# I think it's working!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Occupational In-jokes #1:


(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)
# its funny
because its true
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
so true
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# More DVD extras!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# He is a very strange young man.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)
# I never noticed before
that fly has a combover in frame two.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)
# hahahha
for shame!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)
# He got into the pod with Bobby Charlton
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:25, archived)
# nice!
10+ woo tokens
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Great!
*Collects*

only 72 more for an extra life!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# lol
that's rather good.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Prolly a bit obvious...

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:11, archived)
# roffle
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:12, archived)
# plol
plol
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# An irish priest decides he wants a holiday
so he annoints one of his fellows to become priest for a while. he tells his replacement "ive written a list of the most common sins, and how many hail mary's for each".

the priest leaves, and shortly, a woman comes for confession, and speaks "father, i have sinned, last night i gave a man a blowjob". the priest looks on the list but couldnt find a blowjob. so he pokes his head out of the door and asks a passing chior boy "hay son, what did the priest give for a blowjob?"
the boy responds "usually a mars bar and a lift home"
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:19, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:05, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
# a talking closet
how strange
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:45, archived)
# im pretty sure its nt called a closet
obviously no god botherers about to point this out properly
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:51, archived)
# it was a joke
thats the first thing i thought of when i saw the first frame
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Booth.
Edit - I must read down the page before replying.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Its called a confessional, I think!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)
# a confessional is
the actual ritual itself. it's called a confession booth.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Thanks
for clearing that up!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:18, archived)
# ooooooo
Mr Knowledge
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)
# indeed
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
poofter priests!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
# lol!
brilliant!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha
*breeathe* hahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's brilliant

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)
# haha
funny
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Can't believe I almost missed this.
Love your stuff. *clicks*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 20:09, archived)

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