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# evenin all
(Party Sausage, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:40, archived)
# haha
woos in abundance
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:45, archived)
# yay for political humour!
woo, it just so totally bloody clever. rar!
(Party Sausage, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:48, archived)
# ha ha ha, theres more...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:49, archived)
# pffft.

(Party Sausage, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:50, archived)
# that's v woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:53, archived)
# sorry i gotta do it....


my second ever animation: pearoasted
because i luvs it.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:36, archived)
# I like it too
hey hey 211k... what does it get you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:38, archived)
# What happened to teh laws?

Pearoast is a no

Only in reply no firsting post


bad man,

bad, bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I AM the law.
(BimbleBamble, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:40, archived)
# You AM the law?

I ARE the law.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:42, archived)
# well i can kill it if you like :(
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:45, archived)
# no!

then others would not learn


Sing with me;

The FAQ!
The FAQ!
We've all read the FAQ
The FAQ!
The FAQ!
Now I can post in a sensible and appropriate manner.

*Repeat until fade
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Goo goo g'joob.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:45, archived)
# We IS the law
(BimbleBamble, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:47, archived)
# A satisfactory result

Let us rule with a mighty hand
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:58, archived)
# and wank hard with the other
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:33, archived)
# harder! HARDER!!!!!
b3ta.com/board/5873359
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:35, archived)
# One for Ukraine tourist board
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Hulk Ready-Brek!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:35, archived)
# pfft!

(Party Sausage, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:41, archived)
# I've recently discovered the vector tool

It am very woo.


(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Nooo
Don't fear the sandwich, sir!

Woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:34, archived)
# happy b3taday
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:00, archived)
# cor!
what flavour sandwich?
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Kittin
EDIT: Have another:


(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:37, archived)
# smexcellent!
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Actually, the vector tool was discovered
in 1894 by the Rt. Hon. Dr. Sir Montague Vector-Whittingsley, then shadow Minister for Flowersellers, Chimney Sweeps and Other Working-class Urchins.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Vectors are the meaning of life.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Ooh
Shiny. That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Time for a Euro2004 pearost methinks..

I saw my first footy flag today...

'ning all btw!

EDIT: 'ning? good christ i'm going mad.
(Dumbo had big ears, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:25, archived)
# just found that..


Theres just something so wrong about the idea of chocolate dipped pikeys
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:32, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's true
Wasn't it wasp-boc that posted a shop of a Austin Montego with 14 of the England flags on 'em with a suitably barbed comment underneath?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Ah but it is 'ning!
'ning of the Eve variety.


'ning yourself kind sir!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Aww
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:23, archived)
# KILL IT!
kill it before it spreads the flu!

mucho woo though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:25, archived)
# can it fly?
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Sadly no....
But is is very good at shooing other wierd bird human thingys away
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:27, archived)
# ah, the Scarecrow variety
need them in Fife.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Fife the place
Or the wind instrument? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:30, archived)
# both,
if they know what's good for them.

Young'uns today....gerroff my lawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:32, archived)
# That's brill
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:36, archived)
# E's givin' it all that, ain't 'e?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Jolly good show what?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:21, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:25, archived)
# that's bearuful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Time to wheel out this:
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Apologies for length
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:20, archived)
# That is one of the most inspired posts I've seen today
it deserves a tremendous woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Thanks
its been a long day and this is the only highlight..
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:24, archived)
# that is slightly good.
In fact, that is very good.

I'm cowering.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:24, archived)
# No worries . . .
I seen longer Presscot pics. . .

EDIT: How rude! Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:25, archived)
# I knew it.
The bastard Prescott.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:31, archived)
# this is top woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:25, archived)
# that is almost too good!
almost!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:46, archived)
# hahahaha
fat pie bastard hahahaha
(poospoon, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Great,
but can't help feeling that "betrays the good" would be better.

(noflashintro >>>Fuster Cluck<<<, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Just felt like it
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:17, archived)
# What did happen at Chenobyl?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Cunty!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:11, archived)
# oh, we've found his buzzword :)
Full of cunted goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:13, archived)
# So remember kids...
If you hear the word "cunty", SCREAM REAL LOUD!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Bunty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Ian Huntly
erm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Woo!
Anyone for www.isketch.net ?

B3ta room

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:19, archived)
# damn, tis blocked in work, grrrrrr
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Bah!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:22, archived)
# everyone else have done one....

He just can't get enough of those pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Today is also Chernobyl day
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:01, archived)
# I bet that was Prescott as well
"is that the Pie lever Alexie?"
"No! Comrade Prescott - don't pull that one!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:03, archived)
# forgot about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Sad...
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Total Bum Cock Poppers!
Cold Shit Action!

Hat has grown again. Now with added Chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:45, archived)
# i love it
nobel prize worthy!
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:48, archived)
# make a transparent gif 1 pixel high but 1200 wide
and then post it above your hat so it will appear all joined up on the board
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:51, archived)
# or just use <pre> tags?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:58, archived)
# game anyone? - <pre> tags essential

╔═╦═╦═╗
║ ║ ║ ║
╠═╬═╬═╣
║ ║X║ ║
╠═╬═╬═╣
║ ║ ║ ║
╚═╩═╩═╝
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Like this?
Thanks SFN - those tags do the trick. Shame about the gap!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:00, archived)
# same here
that's odd, I was convinced that would work
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:02, archived)
# my 3yo daughter loves this
it has a penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:18, archived)
# anyone else
keep expecting the penguin to say "help me obi-wan kenobi..."?
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:21, archived)
# AWESOME
Hattage
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:22, archived)
# that,
is amazing
(Dumbo had big ears, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Pig up?
what is pig up?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:00, archived)
# flying bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:01, archived)
# frog much?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Matron!
(Sickpuppy, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:24, archived)
# that's damn woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:25, archived)
# hahaahhahaahaha
*clicks* because my frazzled brain says: that am woo!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:30, archived)
# brilliump
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:31, archived)
# ...tish!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:33, archived)
# arf!
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:33, archived)
# woo first click of the day
THREADJACK

iFAZE anyone notradio.ifaze.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:41, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Tailoral transliteration?
(Milt I like gin., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:26, archived)
# yay
thats a totally terrific taiolor tailored alliteration joke!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:29, archived)
# must've beendun, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:20, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Ha ha!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:23, archived)
# made me chuckle
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:30, archived)
# yup
indeed it has.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:30, archived)
# oh well
*runs away crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:34, archived)
# see what you made him do?
why must you always be so insensitive?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Somebody's got to do it.
I can't risk it not being me.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Cor blimey, it's been a while since I did a celebrity portrait Mr Pip!

It's Thom Yorke! WIth a foxy new attitude
(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:09, archived)
# more like
a slightly blue Shaft
(ntmb, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:12, archived)
# I thought
it was Jean Reno, looking through a magnifying glass
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:13, archived)
# If you've got a blue shaft
your undercrappers are probably too tight

edit/ How rude of me - Yay to the picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:14, archived)
# That would explain the squeaking too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Thanks G
This week G stands for Grant,
(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Woo
But I thought it was David Blunkett!
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Prescott Announces His Affair...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Lord Of The Dunce, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:54, archived)
# wow almost 100 posts a year
hello ive never met you
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:57, archived)
# But
he's got more fucking front pages than I've managed in almost the same number of posts :(


Must have been easier a few years back! ;D


Either that or I just post at the wrong time of day..... hello?..... anyone there?........ bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:59, archived)
# that must be it, i havent
got any either
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
I'll stop feeling so left out.

You should probably start kicking up a fuss.


*starts rampage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:05, archived)
# i did have one form back in the olden days
but i can't remember my feckin password and registered on my old work email... was a three digit user number as well... bugger
(Ej21, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:06, archived)
# I've had 30
*smug fucker*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:08, archived)
# cunt

talented cunt, but a cunt. q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:09, archived)
# I've seen
They're shit


except that one with the fish up a goat


Thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I've never drawn a fish up a goat
That was your sexual fantasy when you saw Mother Theresa.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:12, archived)
# I cannot deny that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:14, archived)
# haha what're you on?
the only one i don't like is the frog with a perm cause someone said it looked like me *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:13, archived)
# I am on a mission

One that I hope to fulfill one day.
I can't say any more than that.



oooooh, mysterious isn't he?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:15, archived)
# as mysterious as a fart in a lift
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:17, archived)
# I told you
that wasn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:19, archived)
# my top tip
dont actually try. 2 of them were to my mind the most crappy throw away take 10 minute to do ideas. (the other one though was a flash and was awsome).

any time ive spent shedloads of time on something that *I* find very funny, its never been fp'd

/relurk
(Lord Of The Dunce, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:08, archived)
# I'm just gonna
pearoast like all the other bastards







I'm kidding! stop hitting me, owwww.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:09, archived)
# You've only been here a month!
Give it time!

I like your biro-style with 'intestines' by the way.

/edit and your 3D stuff is fab!
woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:10, archived)
# ^ Fnord's Law
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:09, archived)
# ^^this
I've posted alot of odd stuff here, and the one thing where I literally only added about 7 black dots to a pic got me a FP.

Hummus is different for everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:33, archived)
# I haven't had any either
So maybe you're just shit like me.. ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:08, archived)
# No, I'm great

I am too.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:11, archived)
# And modest
don't forget modest.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Lordy lardy!
www.b3ta.com/board/5871613
(Smudger, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:08, archived)
# the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:43, archived)
# All in a day's work... "smell my fingers"
ha ha ha, and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:49, archived)
# ..


Bigger
.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:42, archived)
# I can see this one
doing the rounds.
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:43, archived)
# why?
are you going to give it your round?
(pdjpdj, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Well I'm off to work
bye bye everyone, till another day
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:47, archived)
# so simple
but so brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:49, archived)
# W/Y/H
Click.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:51, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:13, archived)

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