b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 26746 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] The thieving bastard!


That's how he gets all the money for the show

[EDIT: It's Noel Edmonds. And I can't draw faces to save my life.]
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Bogey blonde men are always
teh riskay
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Richard Bransons!
Is a fucking bastard. Cheers.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:21, archived)
# i thought it
was alan sugar tbh... although noel makes more sense.

Muchos woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:23, archived)
# alan sugar/noel edmonds
makes no difference, they're both bummers
(headlesschickun 'Simon says..... bend over', Thu 4 May 2006, 8:45, archived)
# This is great！
Is it Noel? Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:24, archived)
# No, it's Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
But, seeing as it's your b3taday, I'm willing to make a concession. Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Aah. The sweet smell of success

(goodsela, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Bet the invisible mans having a whale of
a time there!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# pulling your socks up that far should be an automatic booking
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Football
is for the Gays.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:16, archived)
# your face
is for the gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:17, archived)
# so true
the gays just love my sexual face
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:18, archived)
# although i do agree...
football is for the gayers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Gay.
but true
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:19, archived)
# *burns face*
Now teh girls hate it even more! hahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:18, archived)
# play nice
or I'll slap the lot of ya with a wet fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:18, archived)
# *readies face*
I want some too bitch!

*slaps with moist sock*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:19, archived)
# *slaps*
YOU GOT IT, codswallop!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:25, archived)
# ^
.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:17, archived)
# How to b3ta.
(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 3 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# W/Y/H!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# yay!
cdc tiem!!!111!!11!
heffer
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# cunt
that was my cdc Mark you thieving foreign rob-dog
(Samwise, Thu 4 May 2006, 0:39, archived)
# that made me laugh more than it should
Awards:
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# That's giving me a migraine.
Yearrggghhh.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Funny coz it's true
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Ah but you didn't say it was /board satire.
/over my head ;P
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# You have officially confused me.
'ave a banana.
(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 3 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# No.
bananas are rubbish. Chuck us another tin.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:11, archived)
# *aims for the face*
Tin of pie, yus?
(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 3 May 2006, 23:15, archived)
# BEERBEERBEERBEERBEERBEERBEERBEER.
*does the beer dance*
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:17, archived)
# well said...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha yes!
easy as one, two, tea!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# BOO!
*runs and hides in tree*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# *mutters about the youth of today*
*goes in teh bath*

*is in a vile mood tonight, so apologises to all in advance*
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Cunning
Now they have to either FP it or look like they can't take jokes against themselves
(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Wed 3 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# It would be nice if that were true.
(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Thu 4 May 2006, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] well? where DOES it go?


slightly abstract......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha, thats so cool
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:02, archived)
# slightly....
*prepares valium*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:04, archived)
# filth on teh board
and

w00!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:11, archived)
# did you make that? It's frikking awesome!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# fix the link plz!!
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 10 May 2006, 3:13, archived)
# finally remembered to buy white paint

tum-te-tum
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Ace-tastic!
Woo!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:59, archived)
# would purchase!
with GUSTO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:03, archived)
# yay coco.
that is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:04, archived)
# ta bleep
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# tis ace
woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:16, archived)
# That's wonderful
and your sister is lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Lost things


First post, if I balls it up - sorry.
(AlexanderDeLarge, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Better than my first post
so woo and hello fella! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:59, archived)
# mine said
"bandwidth my ass" and had no picture as I had forgotten to put the picture in.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Some one linked a song about
me reading the FAQ and everyone thinking I was a cunt to mine. I was really hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Yeah
Those were the unfluffy times. Don't worry, it shall not happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Hello!
Great site and members, off to explore...
(AlexanderDeLarge, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Mine was a chav joke.
Feel proud.
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# woo, but...


Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Yes welcome indeed
:)
(vanburger, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Good old Tony, he's not lost his magic touch...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:55, archived)
# hahahaa!
he's a witch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:56, archived)
# burn him!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# buuurn the witch!
he speaketh not the truth
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Arf!
He's giving the cabinet ministers their cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Where did it go?!
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Beattie
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Noooooo!!!!
Not teh chump!

*the war continues*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Other than simply admire your brilliance
I can think of no words to sum up my thoughts to this.

So I shall press the 'I like' button instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:52, archived)
# I had no idea he was so petite
woo, Monsiuer Prunes, tres bon.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:54, archived)
# I found a picture of Dick without his tache (Pearostery)


Looked quite naked he did, so I Beattied Beattie.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:00, archived)
# You're a credit...
...to b3takind.

We salute you!
(I helped save b3ta! huntersbar, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:54, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:49, archived)
# haha
subtle...
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Wed 3 May 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Hah
But surely that area would be behind there?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:53, archived)
# a bit jerky
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Wed 3 May 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Better than I could do.
But that goes without saying.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 3 May 2006, 22:33, archived)
# that is all of the woo.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:36, archived)
# grand!
SWEET CHRIST! It's my b3tarthday and Europe forgot to pay their ISP bill!

*fumes over teh slowness*

edit: faster, maybe? with less frames?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Lots of cake thrown your way dude!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:47, archived)
# cool
yes, advice taken
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Wed 3 May 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Needs more unfolding rendered satellite
But woo!
*click*
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
Click for my site.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:19, archived)
# INTERWEB SO
*ssssssssslllllloooooooooowwwwwwwwww*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Same here.
So, I think I'll retire for the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:24, archived)
# It appears to be slow for you Brits for some reason.
I'm only lagging whilst contacting UK sites.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:37, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 3 May 2006, 22:36, archived)
# aww
thanks! Everyone's being so nice to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha, stunning
Much woo
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Brilltastic
much woo to you sir
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:26, archived)
# soooooperb
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 3 May 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Say what you see...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(And no looking at the file name, you cheating buggers)
(Bogbean, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Been (bin) great to see you!
(I helped save b3ta! Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Bin Grate Two Sea Ewe.
Or in English, It has been great to see you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:17, archived)
# really(wheelie) great to see you
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:21, archived)
# trash grate
to ocean your girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:25, archived)
# I think that deserves a prize
for lateral thinking.

Have a lat.
(Bogbean, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Hippo Birdee 2 ewe
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# I've never been so turned on in my life
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Then you
have not had much of a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Gorge-Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:13, archived)
# happy b3taday
spongebath in the post...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:38, archived)
# i made me a new hat

(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# needs more transparency
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# and less geekyness?
Nah, I think it's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# it was when i optimised it
but its just being complicated
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 May 2006, 22:16, archived)
# i have a new hat
(I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:40, archived)
# its a lemon... man.
(samwisethesick, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# A leman?
woo!
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Boris Johnson
Anyone see him "tackle" the German player in the charity football match on Channel 5
(Idiot 3828 Sutton Bridge branch, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Moo.
Just got on - any bandwagons going? Must.. hop.. on.. something.
(Tyraen, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# AMBOOLANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I want to cum all over you.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Hop on this fucker down here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# shop barbara werner
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# I liked those books ...
But there's a place for you. It's called the talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Bandwagons are all shit.
Do something original, you utter fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:13, archived)
# hmm
That's considerably... bandwagon! Original bandwagon!!!
(Tyraen, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:15, archived)
# *licks face*
*winnar*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:16, archived)
# words without pictures
seems to be on tonights menu
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:15, archived)
# not really
but the /talk board has moved to here recently - is rob about is there anything we can do to unbork this so the fluffeh balance can be fixed
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Take a picture of the quo
And shop it onto a disaster scene. That'll be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Let us now quote the good book

and amen
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:02, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Blasphemer!
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha
heavy
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Haha yay
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Just found this lurking...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:01, archived)
# aww that's kinda cute

but IT MEANS CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Cool Pic...
dumbest fucking song ever!

However, I still would the singer.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# My lovely lady dumps?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# that is
a shit joke

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# positively fecal
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:11, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds