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Cash in the Attick!!!

Tazarrr!

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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:28, archived)

I shall award you one groan and two spangs for that...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:29, archived)

It's late

...and I'm still working. Pfft
Want to go and get a bit sloshed before I go to see the most excellent Guillemots play @ Scala later.

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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:33, archived)

Hooray for daytime tv!

Woo and yay.

I'm liking this new quick reply thing.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:29, archived)

pffft

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homonk, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:30, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:14, archived)

that man in a Gun nut and then some.

Woo for the pic.

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:14, archived)

don't take him too seriosuly...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:16, archived)

So wow thats a neato what now right

;)

(Smudger, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:16, archived)

hahahahaha

brilliant

woo yay

edit: top shoppery there sir

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:15, archived)

What he said.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:17, archived)

Hahahaha

Fab.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:16, archived)

There appears to be a statue

of a man taking a shit in the bottom left corner, above the horses.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:16, archived)

where do you think the stone to make those

bloody huge letters came from?

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:18, archived)

"From my cold dead hands!"

Unless he gets Alzheimer's and just forgets where he put his gun.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:16, archived)

not your best work

that bruise on the arm was just lazy

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:17, archived)

That's not Tom Bruise

It's the one who wants to have sex with apes.

EDITH: How rude -- top shopping on the letters, Great Architect!

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xandmi, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:19, archived)

yes, yes it was....

but 'joke' not 'technique' is the phrase here...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:20, archived)

Hahaha

the Heston is indestructible!

TJ: anyone else having trouble with images hosted on warrens-anus?

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:18, archived)

Yep, none of them are working

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:21, archived)

oh, is that what's happening

I just assumed I had spunk in my eyes

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:26, archived)

i do

but it's all crusted up, and i now look like i've been asleep for twenty years.
it's strange because the last thing i can remember seeing, is a man called warrens anus.

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:30, archived)

Hahahah!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 17:23, archived)

that scares me in more ways than you can possibly imagine...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:24, archived)

would

*fwaps*

oh lord.

(Hazzeryoda www.mongolfrauds.co.uk - London to Mongolia!, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:36, archived)

Hahaha!!

Most excellent

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:26, archived)

haha nicely

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:26, archived)

...right to bear arms?

*spangs*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:26, archived)

oh yes

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:27, archived)

oooooooo

(pdjpdj, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:48, archived)

nice shopping sir !

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:48, archived)

hahaha

how grand

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:10, archived)

Discotime!

Thanks to TBL for the discolights. Background story.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:12, archived)

animate all of them

go on. dare you

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:14, archived)

*books 2 weeks off work*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:16, archived)

Not so Random

As only this morning I found something just like that in Stratford.

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:13, archived)

Dance!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:13, archived)

^agent orange?

very apt : )

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:15, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:17, archived)

he looks suave and is orange=

Agent Orange! : )

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:21, archived)

Disco Wotsit!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:21, archived)

Real-life mutants!

Fantastic.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:16, archived)

Hahaha.

If the arm is kept, that baby could become a pirate... in a permenamt state of OOH ARRR!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:33, archived)

farmers

say ooh arr.

pirates just say arrrrr!

on a more related note, i say they should just let the kid keep the third arm. it's cool.

(whatsinaname, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)

hahaha

(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:54, archived)

Playful little bugger

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xandmi, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:08, archived)

Thats the cutest puppy I've ever seen.

Even with the terrifying jaws.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

You'd be angry too

if someone had superglued a ball to your paw.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

This

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:13, archived)

have a dog breath Woo

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

I am in love with that pic

physically.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:12, archived)

Well, i think he's cute

Woo!

(biajw, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:33, archived)

Last one for the afternoon

Don't type the answer, click here to see if you know the film! (Clues on the page if you need 'em.)

EDIT: Doc G's also added a really cool pic here.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

Magnethead?

No, really.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

Magnet 3:

Bride of Magnet?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

OH YES!

My favourite film
*******!
DR'Miles, have you ever made a political stand against something?'
Miles'Oh sure, once for a whole week I refused to eat grapes'

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

I haven't seen Sleeper in over 10 years

but I still remember it very well, must get the dvd one day

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

*cough*

*giveaway*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:11, archived)

sssssshhhhhhhhhhh

and anyway its Buck Magnet in the 21st century

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

Sorry

'Are there any strange and futureistic creatures you haven't told me about, like, with the body of a crab and the head of a social worker.'

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

bidi bidi bidi bidi bidi shit, wrong set again

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:17, archived)

silver robot:

wins most head like a cock award.

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:20, archived)

His name is Twiki

goddamit.

(Rogue Sausage, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:39, archived)

oo that's nice

and it's my second favourite organ

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

'what a way to go to be pecked to death'

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

John Major Gives a Hexagon to Some Vacuous Pseudo-Celebrity, Probably Posh Spice

What do I win?

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:07, archived)

The next five seconds

FREE!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

Time's up.

I hope you used them wisely.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

I stared out of the window

So yes.

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:18, archived)

Good choice.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:25, archived)

ahh, what a film

The part of the hexagon was fantastically cast. The interesting rythmic devices seem act to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:11, archived)

Magnethattan

Barry Gibb hires a robotic woody Allen as a butler. Hilarity ensues.

"truly breathtaking cinema" -Paul Ross NOTW

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

"Prepare to be Penetrated" 4

With added Toaster action.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

Hahaha!

Excellent. I love that film.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:11, archived)

ummm

bicentinial man with robim williams?

(Grabacr, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:16, archived)

last one hopefully, the guy's a cunt anyroads

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:57, archived)

That's..... inspired.

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Jobe, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

flappy shit pipe

can you believe I tried to copy that text from the image above? dur!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:59, archived)

argh, teh n00b!

lol

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:08, archived)

Im so happy

I really dont care (doesn't watch BB)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:59, archived)

if it wasn't for people posting here

I'd not know a fucking thing about the cunting show.

Big Brother is for Cunts.
If you watch it, guess what Camp you are in!

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:59, archived)

it's more interesting reading the comments people make about the show

than the show itself

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

Call me a cunt if you like

but you're missing out on Pete shouting out wankers every couple of minutes, it's hilarious when he's midsentance.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

thats what I shout out at people who wanker watch the show.

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

Had a tourettesode in the street Sunday

was with girlf & geezer passed by, must have been excited by proximity to femmeflesh & let off a "fuck off yah nngh cunt". Went to defcon one* before realising it was a genwine T-boy so put the safety back on. No it wasn't a chavvy prankster. Poor bastard.

* look it up :)

edit: Has Warren's Anus been playing up today? keeps redexing (FF equiv)

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

DEFCON 5 is a myth

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:18, archived)

That's the one where they put flowers in their rifles and take the weekend off

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:22, archived)

Almost,

It's the one where ever other country likes the US. Thinks the people are slim and smart and does not want to see the whole country fall into the sea.

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:24, archived)

pfft

even their mates hate them, the USofA is the Chris Evans of cuntries

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:34, archived)

I saw the 2nd ep of this season

and funnily enough that lasted 10 minutes.

They're all cunts who want to be on telly.

Rob a cunting bank or shoot a politician or sommit; I'd watch that. Or even better, beat that cunt Paul Daniels up.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:04, archived)

*Has no idea who you're talking about and is proud of that fact*

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:00, archived)

does not believe you and is proud of the fact

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my mum, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:07, archived)

BB was created by a company which sounds like the name of a suppository

Endemol...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:00, archived)

Two Dutch people, even

*shame*

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:02, archived)

who?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

When?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

exactly

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

Hehe, very funny.

Almost everyone in the house is a cunt to be honest though.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

Sorry (No, really. I am)

Thanks for the welcome.

(Jimaroid, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:56, archived)

pfft

roflchairmanmao

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:59, archived)

ROFL

welcum n00boid. Pull up a leave, shop a chair, you'll never kitten etc :)

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:59, archived)

TELLYMAN!

Previous Odds

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:56, archived)

Here is a picture of in the harsh mountains

woo

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:56, archived)

Hahahahaha.

*loves*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

now that's good

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

well that doesn't look like something the neville did

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

I know

but the style is fun and the best way ive found to draw stuff.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:01, archived)

~~fun~~ very easy

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

That as well

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:04, archived)

These might actually exist

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

hahaha

nice one

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:55, archived)

hahaha

you loon

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:56, archived)

hahaha

shouldn't it be in black and white? :)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:57, archived)

~~black~~
Blue

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

hah

in a world without laziness, yes

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:00, archived)

Derren Brown & Derek Acorah don't get on you know.

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:50, archived)

haha

edit/ *is old. remembers "Seaview"*

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:52, archived)

Mmmm, Derren Brown.

Mmmmmm.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

this is the exact same response that Mrs GS has

what's going on - has he hypnotised you all?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

Hahaha, probably.

It's his dapper appearance I think. And his deep....dark......eyes....

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:00, archived)

I used to go to the same school as him, a several years below.

It taught us all how to be bastards. Fortunately I went elsewhere for my sixth form.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:08, archived)

*feels urge to buy subscription to "I love Horses" *

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:00, archived)

on the extras on his first DVD someone asks him

that with his skills is it true he could basically get it together with any woman he wanted to. And he replies, basically yes.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:02, archived)

...whilst wiping his knob on her hair

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

haha

also, why is this massive peice of minge on the popular page, and apparently popular?

www.b3ta.com/board/5967687

Have I missed something?

/edit ah, i think it's some kind of /talk thing.......

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

It;s either irony or stupidity.

Or both!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:57, archived)

Yay for /talk things!

*releases the otters*

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Jobe, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

I, ronnie

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

FP IT NOW!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

Well, scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrew you,

Toulous L'Fascist.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:01, archived)

It just confused me for a minute! i was wondering whether I had missed something REALLY clever

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

I had something on the popular page

and now it has gone
:¬(

i don't know why, the post is still there
www.b3ta.com/board/5966444

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:04, archived)

is it in punishment

for you touching yourself at night?

they know...

we all do

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

I have to,

nobody else will do it
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:08, archived)

Yeah, i saw that earlier

That happened to me with last weeks compo,I had an image on the popular page, and in the top 5 of the image challenge page, and then it disappeared from both. how queer

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:08, archived)

I don't get to post much anymore because of work

and I was all excited about it being on the popular page and everything.

And now it has gone :¬(

edit: how queer indeed

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

You live in leeds,

and you choose to go to Wetherby to the pub?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:11, archived)

I live in wetherby now, but am in Leeds nearly all day every day.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:14, archived)

My grandparents live in wetherby

I go to the pub with them when i go and see them. they all seem full of old people. But perhaps that's becuse i am going to old peoples pubs, with, erm, old people

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:16, archived)

nope

wetherby is full of old people. I think that we are the only people on my street who are not retired

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:23, archived)

I liked that post a lot

have a click

*clicks*

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:14, archived)

cheers

i'll keep an eye out incase it decides to go back on the list

/doubtful

edit: It is back! Yay!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:17, archived)

It's of a similar, if not better standard than the FP of later

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:15, archived)

Because it is absolutely cunting spectacularly wonderful.

And you're a thicky for not realising.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:17, archived)

haha

oooh tis a crock of shite

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:57, archived)

hehehe

"say it again, Sam"

i'm going pearoast crazy

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:57, archived)

Badgers are Evil

www.badgerland.co.uk/externalnews/2003/20030513_birminghampost.html

"The wife of a man who was savaged by a badger outside their home said today he would be permanently scarred by the ordeal.

Pam Fitzgerald said the attack on her husband Michael, 67, at the front door of their house in Evesham, Worcestershire, was "like something out of a horror movie".

The animal injured four other people during a 48-hour rampage around the town in what is thought to be an "unprecedented" attack."

(bionickev, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:43, archived)

/links board

or risk eternal damnation

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:43, archived)

I'll badger you me laddo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:44, archived)

Needs

more badger pics!!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:45, archived)

..nk link link LINK BOARD link link li..

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:45, archived)

is that Harold from Neighbours?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:46, archived)

*thought that also*

The more I look, the less sure I become

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:46, archived)

Bryant from Blade Runner in a BR docu

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:47, archived)

That is strangely hypnotic

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:50, archived)

it's M Emmett Walsh

top bloke, used to stumble into our office quite a lot and was very friendly

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:50, archived)

lol

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:50, archived)

why

bother?

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:53, archived)

Because you smell of carpet

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:55, archived)

People who direct others to the FAQ

are cunts who think they own the board

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

I ....

*runs off crying*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

Well done

you iconless mong fiddler.

(Rogue Sausage, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:35, archived)

when badgers attack

hosted by Greg Evigan

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:45, archived)

TMWRNJ!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:12, archived)

that's easy for you to say

no really, w?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:28, archived)

GHHHHAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:46, archived)

Still

at least John Peel is alive and well.

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nick the greek, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:48, archived)

WHALE IN THE THAMES!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:49, archived)

IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:55, archived)

It was obviously high on crack cocaine.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:50, archived)

This calls for a pearoast

From the unfeasible early hours of this morning.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

fantastic bee

woo

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:55, archived)

Buzzbomb buzzbomb macho-mobile

The road's my slave, that's how I feel
I cruise alone, I cruise real far
Shoo young punk! I love my car

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

haha

Lawrence Welks cranked up to 10!
Woo SSS, lully pic

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

ooh have a beedog

I wish it wasn't real

www.beedogs.com

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:01, archived)

This worries me so much.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

bee-dogs
herd about them on the radio
they were on the "think youve got no life? well theres always some sad fuck whos wrose off" section...

(The Real Gowen, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:33, archived)

New Batwoman

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:42, archived)

Lesbians!

So long as she isn;t one of these faux-lesbians.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:55, archived)

They annoy me

Mind you, so does my sister at times

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

Faux-lesbians are the worst.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:59, archived)

I am all faux lesbians

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:02, archived)

lesbians rule!

fake lesbians are rubbish, like those girls who snog in clubs just to wind up blokes

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

Thats whjat I mean by faux-lesbians.

What on earth do they hope to achieve?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:01, archived)

it makes thick blokes want to buy them drinks

I am above such persuasion,

and also my girlfriend would kill me if I bought drinks for another girl (without asking her first)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

why does it make thick blokes want to buy them drinks?

I would have thought they'd be buying each other drinks idf they're such good friends

/is a thick bloke, defies your stereotyping

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:30, archived)

Be seeing you

Tara

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:39, archived)

woo for cats in hats

señor whiskas, he say "cheerio!"

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:45, archived)

Cats are ace full stop

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:49, archived)

huspag for this

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:51, archived)

Bob?

he's supposed to be asleep in the Bobcave

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:56, archived)

a paracat!

Woo!

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:00, archived)

THE HORROR!!!

....Kat and McDavis?!! A vulgar image.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

that McDavies

the dirty fish boy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

I agree

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:47, archived)

AGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:48, archived)

You love it

especialy the waxed buttocks

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:51, archived)

I'll have twenty three, please

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

It looks like a flipper wearing kitten with a hole in its head

Still cute, feel sorry for kat though

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

Hahahaha!

Kat McDavies?

Sounds like a fine old Scottish name to me.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:33, archived)

hahahaha!

ace!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:33, archived)

Yay!

Donutheaded fishkitten! Is it gonna eat itself? :]

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:33, archived)

But can it swim?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

more importantly

Can it be milked?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

Milk and donuts in one

now that would be ace.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

Yeah, but fish milk...

... or cat milk... Like dogs milk, lasts forever.

Cos no bugger'll drink it. (Red Dwarf-ish)

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:37, archived)

That depends

Does it have nippples?

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

oh, that kind of milking!

err nevermind...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

That is disturbing

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

Cor! Two of my faves!

Mergeded!

Woo!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

Dave

You must raise this child as your own.

You must avoid the dirty secret of its parentage until the child is old enough to understand and to bare the shame.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

"No, fishkitten...*I* am your father."

"You can't be cocking serious."

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:39, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:40, archived)

DO NOT WANT

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:45, archived)

Dont you mean

'Does not want'

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:01, archived)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

OH, sorry

DOOOO NOOOOT WAAAAANNT!!!!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:12, archived)

I wanna raise the attention seeker!

CannI? CannI, huh!?
yeah?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:45, archived)

Looking to save on the amount of diapers, eh?

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:47, archived)

*hands basket to Dave*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

the bastard spawn!

andrew squirted his male jelly right over her eggs good and proper.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:35, archived)

ha ah a ha aa aha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

Can he be milted?

EDIT: Oi! You! you din't miss the fullstop linky didja?
EDIT: You did see the secret link?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

OK......

....I'm off to throw up.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:37, archived)

Wait! Andrew got rid of his male jelly?!

Doesn't that mean he's going to die?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

hahaha

did he dig a shallow depression for her to lay them in?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

*sinks into shallow depression*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:41, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:35, archived)

Aww!

I want one!

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Weetobix, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:37, archived)

You can take THAT one.....

...I sure as hell don't want it.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:41, archived)

Wargh!

Hehe

I love your stuff

*snuggles*

(BlackCat, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:39, archived)

Hahah!

That's oddly cute actually

thighhhhs

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*GLOMP!*

Helloooo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:43, archived)

\o/

(

dried out yet?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:49, archived)

Almost!

I washed my trainers and I giggle everytime I look over at them drying on the radiator

(

Hehehe!

excellent!

N-night all!
Mwwah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:55, archived)

They sell.

*is mercenary*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:44, archived)

You're a fine artist sir

But you know that by now, I'm sure

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Yeah!

to your e-bay stalker!

Arf!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:46, archived)

that's fantastic!

hahaha!

(whatsinaname, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:48, archived)

Cracking film

(Morphology, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

26½ pence of a woman

as it was called in the UK

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

ha ha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

haha!

top hummus

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

or 5 Euro Cents...

...blah, blah, blah...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

Seemless

woo

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

Oof.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:37, archived)

arf!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

top stuff!

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Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:46, archived)

brill

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:47, archived)

If I was full of cold

The keyboard would be green

Pfft!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:48, archived)

Winner!

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:48, archived)

Not sure why...

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:26, archived)

I saw it!

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

Whats that coming over the hill

is that a monster?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

I always sing "is it a nonsense" to that song

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

what are you?

YOU ARE A NONSENSE

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:30, archived)

Nonce Sense?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

Its a Mazda.......

.......apparently.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:30, archived)

zoom zoom zoom

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:39, archived)

... because you can?

woo!

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:30, archived)

I like that answer

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

This is a Public Service Announcement.

please look before you leap.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:23, archived)

i see what you've done there

(The Brain I think, for you., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:26, archived)

I don't

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:27, archived)

...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:18, archived)

hahahahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

Formby is taking

over the world!

Hurrah!

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

you didn't just do that?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

It was touch and go, I typed format and pressed return instead of shift, but....

you can't format the drive your on :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:21, archived)

Bless George

and his cheeky cheeks.

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:21, archived)

Hooray!

One of George's old houses is just up the road from here. It's reet grand.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:23, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:25, archived)

Hurrah!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:25, archived)

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hypnochimp, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:25, archived)

Har :)

*Belms along with George*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

haahahaha

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:27, archived)

Sorry for crapness.....but...

I spotted this in the Daily Star but only had my SPV to take a pic with and could not miss the opportunity!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:15, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

YEEEEEEES!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:30, archived)

just been informed...

...that its bindun!

Well some of us have work to do and i have not had tinterweb access for a while. Screw you guys i am going home!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

I want to sexy my pants over this photo.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

*points*

you 'read' the Daily Star!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

*points back*

Its better than reading the sport.....oh no wait..... :)

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

The spurt

shirly

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:22, archived)

Shirley

.........indeed.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

strangely

that reminds me of the guy at goatse.cx

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

*Clicks*

Ah, the disappointment

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

better?

www.meatspin.com SFW

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

what the fuckin fuck is that about!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:27, archived)

I watched it all....

...i was enthralled!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

Is it worksafe?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:30, archived)

yes

although you might get carted away

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

hahaha WTF?

I didn't have any sound on. i'm guessing this may have been a good thing

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

you guessed wrong

it's a fucking sensation. i've had it playing for the last 10 minutes : )

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:39, archived)

I'll wait till i get home !

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:42, archived)

stick some 'phones in

it's mesmerising

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:41, archived)

Leekspin - yes

Although that depends what kind of convictions you have - i.e. peppers would not be allowed to view :)

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:33, archived)

haha, brill

why am i STILL listening!!

(MarsLandingParty, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:11, archived)

...

everytime someone posts that image. i die a little inside...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:18, archived)

ok ok

I didn't know!

FUCKSOCKS!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

(The Brain I think, for you., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

Would

With my wood

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:11, archived)

Man disqualified from moustache competition for contraversial beard

appaerntly they dont like windmills or something

(_Tim, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

I wonder

if anyone has ever spunked into his beard?

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:15, archived)

How do you think he gets it to hold its shape?

He uses his own spunk as beardgel.

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Comma, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

nice postage indeed sir!

welcome

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:18, archived)

thanks

i cant take all the credit though it was mostly that beardy man

(_Tim, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:23, archived)

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