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Vect0r!

lol.

(Maynard Human After All., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)

That is might woosome.

Vector talent and arty!

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)

more cheese grommit?

woo!

(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:16, archived)

yay

i like it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:56, archived)

I have no h u m m u s

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:06, archived)

but are you bored?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:12, archived)

Yes

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)

What do you mean you never went to school?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)

What I said.

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:16, archived)

were you home schooled?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:19, archived)

Yes

It's soooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring :(

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:20, archived)

go out for a walk or something

blood pumping = mood improving. Fruit juice and cheese also work, I find.

Or learn a musical instrument and go to open mics and meet pretty girls.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:24, archived)

I tried learning guitar

But I can't put my fingers on the right frets to play chords :(

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)

I see.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:28, archived)

You see?

I don't :|

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:32, archived)

__'listen. do you smell something?'_______'oh do shut the fuck off hector.'__

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:02, archived)

yeah, shut the fuck off!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:05, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaahah

^this

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)

HAHAHAHA

^THAT^

(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:52, archived)

*shuts off fuck*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:05, archived)

Oh Man! I think I've left the fuck on

*races home*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:08, archived)

"Peter!"

cfb
"Look at that! It looks like a giant .."

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:00, archived)

Woody? Woody Harrelson?

...

(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:01, archived)

Looks

very much like red dwarf

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:07, archived)

Sssssh

it is

(and starbug)

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:14, archived)

wang

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:08, archived)

My first attempt at the new sensation that's sweeping the b3tan nation...

Meet Madame Ava Gnops
Actress, skin flick scriptwriter and lover of the legendary crooner Frank Sumatra

(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:58, archived)

nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:59, archived)

new sensation??

you mean oldies making vast comeback!

still..nicely done!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:01, archived)

Isn't everything new old though?

[/post modern]

(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:04, archived)

you mean the taking of old and making new

[postmodern]

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:07, archived)

I meant the taking of old bandwagon and painting it to look like new bandwagon

That's a good film...'Paint Your Bandwagon'

I particular like Lee Nigel Marven singing 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Meme'

And who could forget Cliff Michelmore Eastwood and his touching ballad 'I Talk To The CDC's (But They Don't Listen To Me)'

(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)

/no reason

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:46, archived)

ROOOOOOOOARR

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:47, archived)

Gah!

But vere nicely done :)

Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:48, archived)

woo!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:48, archived)

top shoppage

mr d

(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:49, archived)

ta.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:56, archived)

colour in if y'wanna

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connor, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:41, archived)

lovely.

i might get my crayons out :D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:44, archived)

hehe

he looks like a happy chappy!

(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:45, archived)

Awwwws

that's cute
me likey :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:45, archived)

yay!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:48, archived)

Ok then...

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:54, archived)

A for effort

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:55, archived)

Thank'ee

I think the original post required considerable more though...

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:57, archived)

yay

i love you...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:57, archived)

I love this

(rudedoodle smug bucket, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:00, archived)

The sad, sad tale of a Viagraholic...

Unfortunatley since we last spoke to Jack he has had a relapse...
[Mod edit: too big for a static image, keep it under 50K.]

(gbk_, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:40, archived)

Biggar!

Edit: I've decided I want to be a board nazi ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:44, archived)

that's sexy

i love it

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:47, archived)

What, the robin

or me wanting to be a nazi?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:48, archived)

THE ROBIN!

as i have told you before, i think it's utterly perfect

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:00, archived)

Hehe

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:01, archived)

Board Nazi Glum, reporting in...

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:48, archived)

Bananagliding or parabananaing...?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:31, archived)

Yay!

*clciks*

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:33, archived)

i can still hear you

complaining about being bored

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:34, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:36, archived)

that would land with a SPLATT!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:35, archived)

But such a good

*SPLAT*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:36, archived)

ahoy there ms tutt

and it may be filled with helium!

(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:37, archived)

Hahaha

/edit: banooing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:36, archived)

Woof yer kipper

That is genius :D
I just wish I could click
Edit: that's fab too...
Woo to you sir!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:37, archived)

just thought I'd make it a banananana themed post ;)

and now! I'm going to make dinner

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:39, archived)

Yes...

more bananas!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:43, archived)

Banooing!

Yay!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:39, archived)

i like the top one the bestest

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:45, archived)

i like the sound of parabananaing...

woo!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:45, archived)

Me too...

just hard to say after a few pints ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:46, archived)

hahaha!

great stuff

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:57, archived)

gah

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sinisterduck, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:26, archived)

haha

nice work.

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MrA, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:28, archived)

i dont get it

but i have an hour and a half til i can leave work and want to at talk!
it looks like it'll be good when the penny drops/someone lets me know =)

(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:29, archived)

^this^

But I am an old fart
& it's probably some yoof culture refernce I don't get ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:32, archived)

*ruffles*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:34, archived)

Aw thanks

I can always count on you :)

*is still confused though*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:36, archived)

But our aim is getting better!

har har har!

I crack me up.

Not really.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:31, archived)

...

/coat

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:03, archived)

he's really telling him in that last frame

look at the size of the words!

also ha ha ha ha ha!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:08, archived)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:08, archived)

Holy prolapsed colostomies!

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:17, archived)

alzhiemer?

forgetful, are we?

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sinisterduck, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:25, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:59, archived)

Mmmm.

Paisley. Best of all the slum junkie cities in Scotland. Even better than Dundee.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:00, archived)

Cumbernauld

A new town that seemed to come out the womb aged 65 and promptly became incontinent and retired.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:02, archived)

Which despite much advertising to bring business to the area

many companies enquired about setting up in Cumberland instead.

But I think Andy Murray's fae Paisley, is he not?

Edit: Ah. Dunblane. Fankoo Wikipedia. I was thinking of Alan Machin

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drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:03, archived)

Dunblane

He survived the shooting.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:05, archived)

Now that's poor taste...

...and I like it.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:07, archived)

apparently Glasgow

then moved to Dunblane

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:06, archived)

Saw your rooney cup in the Sun today

I assume they will be winging you a healthy cheque...or just cropping your tag off and giving you jack..

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:22, archived)

Cumbernauld, actually. :) (as said above)

And woo to the picture.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:03, archived)

Cumbernauld..if you're going to slag us off, get it right

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:04, archived)

I know Gregory's girl was set in Cumbernauld.

I (mistakenly) thought that Andy Murray was from Cumbernauld.

And you can all bow down to my scum credentials. I'm from Coatbridge.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:06, archived)

woo! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:06, archived)

SHE'S GOT A BRASSIERE!! SHE'S GOT A BRASSIERE!!

TAKE IT OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:16, archived)

in response to dundee:

i like to refer to it as:

(whatsinaname, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:28, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:03, archived)

theres something about a fat man dancing

that makes me warm on the inside

p.s. if anyone wishes to shop him into a different location please do im too hot and lazy

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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:55, archived)

Yes I remember this movie

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:56, archived)

he was slowly jigging as he loaded

then he spacked... and I did too.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:57, archived)

indeed

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drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:58, archived)

*eppies*

*froths*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:58, archived)

And

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com

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drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:58, archived)

thread whore

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:59, archived)

whore whore

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drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:02, archived)

thread thread

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:11, archived)

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingwhores.com/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:29, archived)

that place reminds me of a 'venue' in Leicester I used to frequent

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mugatu, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:58, archived)

which one?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:59, archived)

can't bloody remember the name... on the tip of my tongue

back then, after hours club Nocturnal was there.

EDIT: Rosie O'brians

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mugatu, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:01, archived)

ah well

it's been a while since I was there...I used to live in Vestry Street, opposite Sainsbury's and the Palais/Zoots/whatever that nightclub is called now...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:03, archived)

Me and a mate carried on running Nocturnal at The Rack and Roll for a while... then at Club Soho

before we realised it was rough as fuck so we called it a day. Leicester was just not good.

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mugatu, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:04, archived)

I HATE Gloria and Noel!

Bit small though!

(gbk_, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:53, archived)

I recognise that!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:56, archived)

a hair swap would also work

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:02, archived)

The one on the right looks like

Cheryl baker

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Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:21, archived)

Would

Had to dig around on the net to find the original, from 1988!

Would take more than a haircut to make Gloria look that fcukable again though!

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eXOBeX, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:41, archived)

(thirdvertigo, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:53, archived)

*looks at watch*

ah, hometime I see

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:58, archived)

I have terraformed the FUCKING MOON

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:41, archived)

Purty!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)

Easily done

Couple of shoots of japanese knotweed, the place'll be covered in the stuff in ten years!

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eXOBeX, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:58, archived)

thats no moon!

.......

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)

that was clumsy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)

ooo

fancy, i like it a lot

(Killslay, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:46, archived)

wow, that is cool

*geeks out for a bit*

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:46, archived)

Looks even more

like cheese now.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:46, archived)

you have cheese on the brain

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:51, archived)

I wonder how it got there

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:53, archived)

*removes all cheeseythings from said head*

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:12, archived)

You

should have made it a sea of mercury, seeing as that is vaguely more feasible with the moon's gravity.

Plus would look far cooler....

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:48, archived)

It would look grey, shiny and poisonous

besides; "Due to advances in density-increasing technology, in the year 2376 it was decided that the moon should be terraformed."

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:50, archived)

genious

I'm using as my background now, it's very perdy

(exyzed, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)

that's nice dear

what's for tea?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:50, archived)

ace!

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mugatu, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:54, archived)

an ice cap just above the equator?

madness!

(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:25, archived)

Nicely done!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 18:27, archived)

afore ye go

one last one before beer-o-clock

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:40, archived)

he'll have to go with "gran" then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)

*pfft*

nice, very nice

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)

ha ha

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)

A guy's favourite pass times...

Holding his hotdog, and twizzling his knob whilst looking at a woman!

(irMrk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:43, archived)

Had a go at this vector lark

It's all bollocks if you ask me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:37, archived)

pffffft

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:38, archived)

looks like a map of the crunch to me

and trust me, ive BEEN to the CRUNCH

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:38, archived)

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE CRUNCH!!!!!!

_{any excuse}

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)

i know EVERYTHING of the crunch

YOU know nothing of the crunch

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:47, archived)

hahaha

*waits for b3rnard to perform his magic*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:39, archived)

Hehe!

I've tried making a few vectors, all of them turned out terribly rubbish! I do try though...

Anyway, as a li'l thread jack; Would anyone kind like to recommened a newbie-ish graphics tablet? Been wanting to buy one for a while, but not really sure where to start looking! Thanks in advance. (And don't say google!)

(irMrk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:40, archived)

£40 squid + vat

Can't go wrong

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:46, archived)

^this

or if you've got the money I love my one of these www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000BD86YS/qid=1151945289/sr=8-2/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i2_xgl/202-5503198-3254269

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:48, archived)

Hmm...

They both seem lully, but it comes down to the same problem I've always had when looking at tablets; The pressure-sensitivity!

Is this just a useless specification to confuse dense people? Or is the '512' number really important and a standard I should be looking for?

Maybe I -should- use google more hehe - *lazy*

(irMrk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:54, archived)

i've got this one

www.wacom-europe.com/int/products/intuos/tablets.asp?lang=en&pdx=31

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mugatu, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:55, archived)

froogle?

(bigolslabomeat, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:47, archived)

your vector supposed to be an irate incoherent scotsman by any chance?....

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:43, archived)

looks like you are making a level for Doom!

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mugatu, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:59, archived)

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