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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:14, archived)
# egg heads yeah?
or coneheggs!?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I was going to do the whole head
but I got lazy. An eye will do.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:24, archived)
# He wanted a change from fish
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:07, archived)
# I like this!
clicky clicky von clickohoffen
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:09, archived)
# a marathon session
...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:10, archived)
# you deserve a click and

*and i have a spare jaffacake if you would like it*
snyone remembering marathon is old
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Packed with peanuts
"MARATHON"* really satisfies.

*mind piss

woo yay
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Fucking brilliant!
You excell yourself mate! :-)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Mmm, Nuts.
CDC Betting Odds.

Next 5 mins 5/1
5-10 mins 3/1
10+ mins evens
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:19, archived)
# CDC on this lulley post
NO FUCKING WAY
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Exactly what I was thinking.
But I don't know how to do the animations.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:33, archived)
# I can bed any woman just by getting in to bed with them and falling asleep
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:42, archived)
# I saw that today.
It were bloody brilliant.

In other news, woo.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I can count to
117kb
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:47, archived)
# wow
he must have ALL the pixels in that picture
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:01, archived)
# 93000
or thereabouts
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:03, archived)
# He missed one
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:04, archived)
# 92999?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:06, archived)
# thats a bit of a disaster
for a man who can only count to 1 :(
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:06, archived)
# hmm
My posting skills are teh rusty. I shall optomise it like it's never been optomised before. RIGHT UP THE ARSE.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:05, archived)
# large
and in charge
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Crossed fingers

Really? they don't look cross to me, more like they're in love.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:40, archived)
# that am lully
yes
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I see quo.
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:45, archived)
# you should spend less time on here
:D
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:01, archived)
# i see...
ZOMBIES!! HES EATING HIS BRAIINNSSS
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:49, archived)
# I was going to first
but realised I'm overdosing on zombie work at the moment
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:02, archived)
# awww
that's lovely
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:50, archived)
# That's really quite
snuggily-wuggily.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Awww
she's whispering something sweet in his ear :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:56, archived)
# indeedy deedy :)
is this better or worse
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:01, archived)
# tis better
it is.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:08, archived)
# I like it
but I think it takes something away from the original picture
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:21, archived)
# yup
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Yay!
I think you've got that nailed.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:57, archived)
# What a
cute ickle pun that was.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Egbert
no egg

(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Top shopping!!!
You know you could have used a pic of an empty egg cup, instead of clone tooling.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Bugger.
That's ten hours I'll never get back.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:49, archived)
# my name is earl (spencer)


well it's my night for out of date references, I may as well continue (although queensuperspecial has to take some of the blame)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:37, archived)
# I like this.
I wonder whether he has a karma list and whether "kill all of those bastard royal fuck sticks" is on it?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Came up with this in conversation about 15 minutes ago...
... bindun?

(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:36, archived)
# slower on the second frame
took me 3 goes to read it
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I'll see to it directly...
...better now? (I'm a ridiculously fast reader, so have no idea what a decent speed should be!)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:45, archived)
# poifick!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Ta...
...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:13, archived)
# . . .
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:32, archived)
# are they blue teef?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Saliva, shirley.


(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:36, archived)
# :o
That her name?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Yep.
'Tis most good to have her slobbering over your cock.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:41, archived)
#
Makes me think of the Macc ladds for some reason ...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Can't think why!



;)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:49, archived)
# LOLZ......
I saw this on a van the other day...


(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:58, archived)
# You saw teh interwebs on the side of a van!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:01, archived)
# You know what i mean silly !

(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:20, archived)
# I see them all the time and nobody knew what I was laughing about.
Is it just a west country thing?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Variations of her can be found...
at McDonalds and Burger Kings all over the UK (and probably elsewhere)!
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:31, archived)
# your turn...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:26, archived)
#

(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:48, archived)
# you lose
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Otters otters otters!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:26, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:28, archived)
# An otter in a bib!
Hello there :)

Awwww just watched the video. Not long enough!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:28, archived)
# there would be more if they weren't so fast
my camera skills weren't up to it!
i'm now trying to decide whther to make something else ottery or to move onto mr lemur who was also very lovely.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
that was excellent
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Excellent choice of music.
you are Johnny Morris.

aicmfp.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:31, archived)
# aww ta
i loved Animal Magic when I was a kid, Johnny Morris rocked
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:41, archived)
# big water rats
with excellent pr
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:40, archived)
# haha!
bah! they're LOVELY :p
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:43, archived)
# cute
has anyone had more B3ta fp's than you?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:48, archived)
# oh aye
definitely monkeon for a start
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Just checked!
Bloody hell, you're right!
to date, he has 397 fp's
it's his B3taday tomorrow
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:20, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Sheer Pleasure
wooo
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:49, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:16, archived)
# zoomerman!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Stone the fackin crows!
That's scary
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Oh jesus...
'Giz a kiss.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:06, archived)
# zooooooooooooooooom!
woo!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:06, archived)
#
Imagine walking down a dark alley and meeting that!

Woo
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:06, archived)
#
*leaps behind sofa*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Relax
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Now THAT'S
going to give me nightmares
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Eeeeek!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:12, archived)
# arggh!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:12, archived)
# arrrgh!
*hides*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Is that...
Kennith Williams????
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Haha
and AAARGH!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:08, archived)
# hahahaha
must... have... source... pic...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:08, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Haha
The more I look at it the more terrifying it becomes
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:13, archived)
# ta.
but that's giving the fecking fear, now...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:15, archived)
#


Sorry ^^
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:25, archived)
# HAHAHA
oh dear
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:31, archived)
# yes yes yes yes *geniusness*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:50, archived)
# that's the alley behind the astoria
it stinks of piss
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Ah
I think that's what attracted him.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:12, archived)
# 'all i wanna do do is zoom-a-zoom zoom'*
Loverly zoomage there
marvellous.

* some early nineties dance crap
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:12, archived)
# CHRIST!
fdhjgjmh
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:15, archived)
# funk and wagnalls
thats freaky - yay & woo!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Haha
I just did a big one and that's done my head right in.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Ha ha sorry
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:27, archived)
# bzzzhhhhowwwmmmmm!
i like that, i do.
how is zoomerman like a nun sandwich?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Hello supir persin :)
How are you?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:31, archived)
# removed because hosted on temporary server
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha!
loon :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:27, archived)
# I dunned a drawage:

s'marker pen with some dodge/burn in potatoshop
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:00, archived)
# that's quite brill.
woo!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:01, archived)
# thank you muchly!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:07, archived)
# That must have been during a tea break for the aphex twin video....
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:02, archived)
# hooray!!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:04, archived)
# He loves it!
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:08, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:06, archived)
# So it actually was?
Blimey..
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:07, archived)
# i don't think it was
i got the pic from some californian model's profile - i THINK it was just a concept photoshoot.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Ah,
I like my idea better :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Holy shitting fuck!!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:07, archived)
# indeed
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:16, archived)
# She loves it!
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:04, archived)
# thank you!
*does happydance*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:08, archived)
# very nice
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:29, archived)
# thank you!
repost of a similar thing:
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:32, archived)
# that's really rather wonderful
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:30, archived)
# thankies
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:33, archived)
# my pleasure
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:34, archived)
# *sorry* it was that Dennis post made me do it....
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:51, archived)
# haha
as long as he 'dies' in the next episode!
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:53, archived)
# he'll only come back
beardier than you could possibly imagine
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:53, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:54, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
lunacy!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Egg nog anyone?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:42, archived)
# egg nog...
bit more of that and it will be egg sprog - woo for bumming eggs!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:50, archived)
# you've really got into this compo, haven't you?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Eggs is eggs is eggs
I like it simple
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] no this is eggNog

neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrddddddd!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Hoorah! for Nordic Sagas
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Two eggs
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:37, archived)
# nippleless boobs is still boobs
NSFW
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Except, erhem,
when it is an egg
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:50, archived)
# phfft
my boss still was not very happy
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Why?
Is he more of an arse man?
(, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# No, Jarvis
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:35, archived)
# She looks stoned.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Rock on, Ptolemy
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:38, archived)
# ha ha!
Oddly enough I was listening to the Pebbles boxed set only an hour or so ago
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Really GRITTY stuff...

(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:40, archived)
# ohhhh
dirty photos...

Woo btw
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Sorry,
It's not meant to be rude.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:43, archived)
#
Ah erm ... NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

Good point oO
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Um
NSFW
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:36, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:37, archived)
# um
nsf just about anywhere. MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:37, archived)
# NSF ME
nor NSFW? eugh
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:37, archived)
# NSFA!
*mindbleaches*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:38, archived)
# NSFW
tit
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:38, archived)
#
Since others are editing and deleting, I thought Id join in.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:47, archived)
# calm down
and have a nice cup of tea.

"tit" refers to the image itself, so don't have a coronary
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:57, archived)
#
oh ...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Finnbar
Please answer this:
www.b3ta.com/board/6337534
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:05, archived)
# depending on who you ask
I've heard it stands for "Take it in the shower"
or it simply means show us your tits or get the fuck out
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Cheers Nonny
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:21, archived)
# I don't have the faintest idea.
Should I?

*GsTFO*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 21:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:39, archived)
# dennis the phantom menace
7 years too late and probably bindun



but if I don't post this now (the films just started on TV) it will really be out of date.

bigger here
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:13, archived)
# arf!
He'd kill that cunt kenobi and no mistake.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Dennis Maul!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:18, archived)
# nice
but i preffered whizzer and chips to beano
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:19, archived)
# wow
good old Whizzer! Think I may still have some of those annuals in my loft!
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:23, archived)
# splendid
i still have about a hundred issues of zzap64
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:30, archived)
# You had a commodore 64 then!?
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:34, archived)
# still do
and a suitcase full of games
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:35, archived)
# I really want an Omnibot
and an Omnibot 2000
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:43, archived)
# How can you prefer Whizzer AND Chips?
Shirley you had allegiance to one and not the other? I was a Chips man myself, Shiner was a bit of a hero to me...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:37, archived)
# watford gap
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:37, archived)
# ^gives you a black eye^
There's a bit of nostalgia for you!
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:39, archived)
# :)
yay
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Ha ha most excellent
Now do gnasher the hutt.

By the way i've just posted a link on the links board

spamspamspam
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:23, archived)
# gnasher the hutt!
classic idea however...

not at the mo I'm afraid (I'm watching the film with my son), later or tomorrow.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)
# lazy new Simpsons!

how hard is it to spot this stuff/colour in a nose? heh
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:13, archived)
# oh dear
that's a sodding disgrace
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:15, archived)
#
I didnt notice until reading the text below the .gif :(
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:17, archived)
# stupid animators.
all animating people are stupid.

*hypocrisy*
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:17, archived)
# I concuring
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:19, archived)
# lurking, sir?
or working*?

*random stuff
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Lurking I belive.
I'm all worked out...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:29, archived)
# it's all good.
unfortunately. teh hummus is all dried up in me, and i know not what to do.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)
# No way
they've got yellow faces.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:18, archived)
# shite!
what's going on?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Lazier than Animé
Top spotting
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Hires you as a scrutineer for The Simpsons animation dept
Well done son
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:29, archived)
# i'll
take it
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Oh shit!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:10, archived)
# That would be
disappointing/mentally scarring...

Incidentally, what type of tree is that, and why is it always associated with family trees when that particular tree looks no more like the outcome of a family tree than any other tree...

?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:15, archived)
# a damn fine question
to which the answer can only be "wibble".
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Ah...
The notorious wibble tree...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:20, archived)
#
Because its pwetty.
Is it some sort of oak?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:19, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:21, archived)
# I haven't the
foggiest idea... I want to say larch, just because I like the sound of it in my head... But I don't think it's a larch.

Larch...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:21, archived)
# I (want to) believe
that it is an Oak tree
:)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Bah, you win this round
Botany Boy, but we're still no closer as to why the oak is associated with family trees...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:23, archived)
#
Because it looks more like a family tree then this one:
www.picture-newsletter.com/tree/tree-08.jpg
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha
It's an inbred family tree :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:28, archived)
# No. 3
The Larch.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Llllllllaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That is all...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:27, archived)
# that would be
No. 2

/pedant
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:38, archived)

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