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[challenge entry] First go at a contest
(but not as funny as it was in my head. Oh well.)

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
give her wheels!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I get it.
If it rhymes with 'seals' then it is a funny.

Bring me veals!
My arse squeals!
Deal or no deals!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# save the seals
and give her wheels!!!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Natural woman you makes me feels
CIGGIE TIEM!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# No.
As you pointed out before, it's your own choice to feel those natural women, and I have never coerced you.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# You told me they had treasure.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# It's just what they told me.
Honestly, even after a good rummage all I found were some long forgotten anal beads. :(
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
you win a pound!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Sounds like a poem
Save the seals
Give her wheels
Make her squeal?

Edit: damn you wheelybird (shakes fist)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I wish
people would stop saying that to me. :(
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Well thats what you get for making me look like an arse
I can do that without your help thankyouverymuchly


:)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# ...new for the Xbox:
meh
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# haha
nice colouring
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ssssssssshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnne ooooon yoooooooooooooooooooou ccccrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzy dddiiiiiiiiaaaaammmmoooooonnnnnnnnnnddd
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# That's how Liam Gallagher Thinks you Spell 'Shine'
Honestly...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I thought it was
"Sheeeeee-iron"

:)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# sounds like a physics thing
"if we pelt 2 electrons together as 1/3 the speed of sound they break to form 2 electrons a positron 2 nutrino's and 4 sheeee-ions"
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Judging from the alleged 'genius' of my old physics teacher
he'd probably think this was correct, too.

The Triumph Stag-driving Welsh twat.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# pffft
mine was irish and in the raf...someone in the class mutterd

"ever met the ira?"

or their horror 3 of his friends died in an attack and he had been shot in the leg by them


EDIT: this would make a great QOTW!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# What, shop the IRA?
No ta, I like my legs.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# We all do too ;)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# You may eat them when I'm dead.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Waiter, more bearnaise over here...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# pfft!
no-one was ment to see that mistake!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# "this would make a great QOTW!"
Couldn't agree more....

/tell me about your childhood blog
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# nah
"tell me how crazy or 'different' you're physics teacher is"

cos lets face it...they're all loons!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# buddy of mine
managed to (accurately, I might add) fill his Chemistry 'O' level paper with the chemical formula of our Teacher's ginger beard.

He was failed, natch, but what a way to fail......
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Well done, that man!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# He's another one that needs a kick in the nads.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Can he have My Leftover Whoopass...?
I've eaten too much and My Tummybits have gone all brokey...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# That he can
*posts to

Liam 'The Crap Brother' Gallagher
and The One That Couldn't Sing Out Of All Saints
MaccerWanker Towers
Elsewhere

PF11 1FT*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# SHEEEIIIIIIINNNEEE
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Oooh ye bugger.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# FNRRRRRR!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo to your pic!
Gah, I spent ages making this then saw the Glum Reaper did it on page 4



I don't like this compo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I like this, though!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I still think he looks like one of the Beatles
Why is he all fucked up looking?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# have a woo for your effort
woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# yup...been done so many times

still don't have a clue how it's done
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# In Photoshop
and ImageReady
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# make it go the other way 'round
and you have something new ;)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Ahh combining clubbing and computer games
My favouritist things
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# ...Grandma?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# ... We Love you...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# DON'T YOU DARE
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *Whispers*
(Grandma We do...)
Shhhh
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I am cooking up a fresh batch of whoopass just for you.
*adds lemon juice*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# *hands barbed wire*
Here use some of this

/relurks
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Thanks darlin'
*sprinkles liberally*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# *Sips Daintily, one finger aloft*
Hmmmm... Needs more Rusty Razor Chunks and Glassy Bits...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Thanks, Ted from Queer Eye
Now get out of my kitchen.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# ...Grandma?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ...we do!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# even though you stink of piss
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# and weren't born a woman..
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# And you did that thing to me...
that the therapist thinks I Should talk about..
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ...now you're six feet underground

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# was waiting for that!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ...Grandma?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# There's a curious echo in here.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# There's a curious echo in here.



ill stop now i promise!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# so i said 'crikey you've got a big pussy'
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Thanks!
I just had it stuffed!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# fnar fnar
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# isn't it jeez you got a big pussy?




Don't Move


*stabs Scorpion with Knife*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# wheres spider?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
#


It's a Predator reference
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# never seen it
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *gasp*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# ...promise...
...promise
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# i just wanted to ruin
the chevron
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Someone probably
just wtalked into a goatse:P
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Man walks into a goatse
Spacious, ain't it?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# chevron
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# oops
I ruined it
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# people always do that
as soon as they realise the chevron is there
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# nah, you didn't.
i did.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ...Grandma?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# *grumbles*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# After I went to all that trouble
just for you.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# *gives cake*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Oh, and with me trying to watch my figure!
thankyou.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# You're beautiful as you are.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# ch
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ev
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ron
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# when the crowd say bo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# SELECTAAAAAH
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# muppet
LUNCH TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I am my own Grampa.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# mum?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# ...Magrand?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Dad?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Pinnochio?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Chips?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Chips.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Daddy?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Shhh, you'll wake your mother up *turns off light*
I am going to HELL.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Nanan?


(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Would...
..but then Lennon was a talented bugger
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Of Shoes?
woo to the pic
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm... i've seen that poster and hand gesture before...
 

 
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# She should have been anally raped by a killer whale, the sick bitch.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# That's a little harsh.
and maybe she'd like that?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Not really harsh
they could have made it into a reality tv show.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# You could say that to everything.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I'm glad he doesn't.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Harsh?
To coin a phrase, I wouldn't piss up her arse if her shit was on fire.

Seriously, she was going on about she was tricked into it, she was just joining in, she hated what she was doing...

Doesn't explain the smile on your face, you useless cunt.


Sorry, Just seeing that cow makes me angry. *huffs*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# calm down


*slips rohypnol*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# i'm calm
I just don't like her.

Rant over now, I'm glad I got that off my chest.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# *coins phrase*
I have to use that one more often
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# wouldn't that be quite inaccurate for a lady?
i didn't think they had the aim.

i'm now thinking as to how erotic that scene would be, i think i've been here too long, 4dams started to rub off on me.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Funnels could be implemented.
but not in her case.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Rape. Whale. 12ft penis.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# you called me?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# All the ingredients
for a wild night in?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# An another Whale could have looked on...
And Laughed and Pointed.. Whilst another one took the Photo.. Yeah!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ^This
Made me spray tea over my screen!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Agrees with C W!
Shes one sick bitch!! Fluckin American Cnuts
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# you get cunts of all countries
Not just America.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# TOAST!!!



redex
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Working just dandy for me!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# a spot of redex there
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# How weird
Not for me!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# not for other people either
must be me then
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I found that to be of great humour
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Ah
SO it's not just me then. Phew!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# *Splutter*
Big Laffs...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# good one
you nutter!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I cant see this either?
is it good?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# it's not fair!
I want to see it
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Thee dancing hippoes
were a stroke of geneous if I say so myself!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# gah!
unfair!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# And Danny DeVito ice scating in a gimp suit
wow!

REALLY low res if that helps

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# nice
but hippos sound more fun to me
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# .
*clicks i like this*

IF IT TURNS OUT THAT THIS WAS ALL LIES I WILL BE VERY ANNOYED
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Still can't see it
I think I can't see anything from your hosting
edit: your = riverghost
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# .
do you own a budget hotel?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Someone has to
I think I should add it's a backpackers not some druggy homeless place thoug.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
#
*bookmarks*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# me too!
i wonder what it is!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# blatant knob gag :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] If you can't beat em, beat em
beat em
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Yea, Happy b3taday
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# aye, happy b3taday
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# yay
why thankyou!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# What, wheres my love?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# and mine!!!
bloody tutt being nice then us!


*angry's*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# ditto
*loves*††









††sheaths
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# yeys!



...i think...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# better safe
than sorry eh!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Don't think I've Ninged you this morning Skellington
Ning!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# ningle!
shine on you crazy diamond by pink floyd has to be one of their greatest!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# here you go
*loves*









but not in a gay way
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# *enjoys*
In gayest way possible
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Woooooo yay
Happy B3taday!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Ningles CW
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# hiya!
*waves like a loon*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Good afternoon, my lovely.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I could comment the pic...
or say "Happy B3taday"...

.
.

....
.
.

HAPPY B3TADAY
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Ta!
to all, dont wanna waste any more thread, although I am very excited about my b3taday.

better get some more up today of all days. Sorry boss!

*turds*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Yeah like the rest said
Happy b3taday
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# no comment!


happy b3taday
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Hula Iglesias!
*dances off to tiki music*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I will come up with something better...*


*may not be true
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# *Chortle*
*Arf*
*Grimsby*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# have i seen this before?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# I'm sure you have
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# maybe...
yes...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] He's having a right laugh
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# seams ok
:P
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# What did the guy's board at the back used to say?
I remember this photo...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# ditto!
also...where did "GOLF SALE" start? ive seen in on tonnes of adverts now
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Ahhh, the golf sale
First encountered in AD 547 When Merrybeard Flumpkin first sold his hardened cows leyes and shrews on sticks, and sent his wife Bumhilda out into the village to proclaimeth thus:

'Golfe Sayle! Golfe as play'd by the kinge!'




(sorry, I don't know)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
ill believe this!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# it used to say
iron my shirt bitch
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# that's the one.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] She left behind all her unused left shoes
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Please find them a good home
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't get it to speed up!


Woo to dbroon for the source: www.b3ta.com/board/6541818
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Just drop the framerate to like 1/100th of a second
Nice work
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# or drop the number of frames and do some motion-blurred frame action mebbe?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Yea this^
I dont know animation. I just mash keys and something happens
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# but only on the downswing
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Both good suggestions
but I can't get CorelRAVE to do my bidding. I've got Tattyshop and Imageready at home but that doesn't help now!!!

If anyone could speed it up for me I'd be very grateful!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# psst
compo it.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# I was going to
but then I did rip the source off from dbroon.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Oi
Compo it.

It would please me if it won.

PS. pffft. good work.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# My attempt at colouring
amoebaboy's lovely drawing.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# i like this!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Now that sir
Is rather good
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# I like.
That is all.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# nicely coloured
woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Brill!


(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Good Stuff, that man.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# :-(
It's redexxing for me.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# my stuff always
redexes for you.
:(
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I don't know why
I'm sorry INPAM.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# hahah Inpam..
is that me?!
maybe I should try uploading it somewhere else.. hang on.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# No, s'ok, don't put yourself out dude.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# too late.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Ooooh, it's very pretty!
Eeeee!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Thats some good stuff right there
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# ooooo
Me liky even more now!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# so much better
than my quick and dirty effort

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# To the skies!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# god speed!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Pah, new fangled kids toys
not like in my day when we had proper games ramble ramble...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# go little man, GO!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# can I have one?
the rocket looks fun too
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahah
Veery acetastic
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# yays!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# vectory stuff


did this in photoshop..why are my edges all rough?
anyone help-its doing my head in!!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# soften tool?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Are it am katie 'run at her really fast' price?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# no
it does look a bit like her though,but no massive tit....:)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# we're talking Andre here, aren't we?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Bless him
Bless both of them actually. They're not horrible people, just happily stupid.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# ...?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# What shite lyrics.
:S They're not yours are they?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# No, Mr Andrew Partridge is responsible.
I merely made the connection, and a feeble one it was at that.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# peter andre?

edit: b3tan to it, mindpiss, etc
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# do it in illustrator

problem solved :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Ha, mindpiss
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# I frickin' love illustrator

for graphic design and vectory stuff it's the dogs bollocks :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# 'Kin right!
I now refuse to use anything else. They tried to teach us Freehand in college the other day, never has a pupil berated a teacher so much, to the point where everybdy else agreed with me even though they'd never opened up illustrator. Joy.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# haha I was the same..I flat out refuse to use Freehand, it's dated :)

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# It's awful! With its impossible beziers and general confusing layout
Glad I'm not the only one :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# is it better than corel draw?
I only know that..
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Oh Dixon
Nothing can prepare you for how incredible it is.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# oooh
For some reason that reply made my special place tingle
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# You are prepared
Lube up and get a copy.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# will give it a look :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# /has shares in Adobe blog
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# once you get used to its many many quirks

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Yeah there is that
But the results are always lovely.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Rough edges just sort of happen in photoshop
best thing you can do is get rid of it and get Illustrator instead.

EDIT: It also looks a bit too busy. Try keeping the different skin tones to a minimum, and dont use such contrasting colours.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# nice,
maybe the lightest skin tone is a bit too light?
i can't really criticise as i can't handle vectors at all, though, so have a woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
#
Bit of a TJ: Does anyone know anything about dentistry, Specifically Apicectomys.

I have pictures of the proceedure but the person who mailed them to me didn't put them in order.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha that's the most random thing I've ever read on here :)

and I've seen a LOT of random things..
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Its painful
like looking at 3 goatse pictures that are margionally different and working out which one came first.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# the one with the shiney set of sparkling teeth...
...that's the last one.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I've got 1 with a guy with the skin on his gum peeled back
One with a hole in his gum and one with a fat red blob where the hole was/will be
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# A C B!
Or mebbe A B C
Or p'raps B C A and they're showing how it's healed

I dunno...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Donno, I think A C B might be a winner
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# wow
looks good to me
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Cooooooor
*rumages*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Flashed by the Pope
Good 'noon to you all. We have seen the light and it blinks on and off - the latest installment of The Myway Code website blog.



Today, we've invented a new type of pedestrian crossing



(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hahahaha
i wish they were real

woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# you are a total nutter
this is a wonderfully worthwhile project
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# '3-metre stroboscopic Pope '
God, I'd love to nick that for a song title.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I'm sure they played on the John Peel show once
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# I bought the book last week and read it ALL.
It is teh wooness!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Wow
our first review... many thanks - glad you enjoyed it
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] he's branching out

cfb
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# 2 in a row!
soup-herb!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# clearly feckin bonkers?
clicky no worky
also, woo!
;¬)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# 6 and 4...
"when i'm 64!"
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
stunning
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# pfffft
he would have to replace
"one and one - legs eleven"
to
"one - leg"
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# i hope heather's not playing
she always gets the house
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# *clickety clix*
Number 9
Number 9
Number 9
Number 9
etc
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] *shrugs*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# very excellent
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# hahahaha
woo yay
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# diamonds are for Heather...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# oooof :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
"nada lotaleg"
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# this is the damn most original thing ive seen!!!
*joys*

*clicks*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Aceness!
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Haha
Liking the Bond girl
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Off to Tampa with the kids....
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Burn him!
Oh wait, thats not Guy Fawlks. its Michael Jackson...

BURN HIM!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# But he melts on his own....
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# mindpiss?
miss
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Nah, mine was funny
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# oof
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# you mean
melt him shirley?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Yes I do
and dont call me Shirley (good luck, we're all counting on you etc etc)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# A seven nation army couldn't hold me back....
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# whats with the count down in your sig?
yesterday it was 15...



...or am i going mad?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# You are having a dream
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# i thought so.....


*jumps on the big blue floating banana*

TAKE ME TO A PLACE WITH A BETTER COMPO!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Days to her birthday
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# ahhh
guess theres going to be a merry old jig on the pearl necklace on that day then?

happy birthday for 14 days time!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Ta, as I shan't be here
I shall be having birfday sexings at my hoose.

And aye, there shall be many a merry jig.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# whoop!
enjoy!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Well thanking you please, Pumpkin King (sort of)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# the merriest of jigs
it is a VERY special birthday.

the big four oh!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# im almost overwhelmed by the merry-ness
of this jig! may birthday wishes to ya!!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Pfft, his birthday's in june.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# i was saying that about yours
but while im here happy birthday EVERYONE!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# ;-)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Yup.
Aphex has decided I don't deserve the middle 18 years.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# I thought the lyrics were
"Salvation Army couldn't hold me back"
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Potato, potahto
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# I can't see anything here
is this a threadwaste?
edit: I take it it's a pic I can't see
edit: I can see it! Woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
floridean hols woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
sexy b3tans!!!


*loves*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

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