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No more alimony... way to go Macca!

Please excuse the crapness

(AusMark, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:48, archived)

yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:53, archived)

did YOU know

that Paul, Ringo, John and George were only on average eleven inches tall back in the height of their musical career back in the 60s, but since then with money earned they have paid for plastic surgery increasing their height to over fifty six feet tall.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:58, archived)

Yay!

CFB

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Grampa, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:01, archived)

The crapness is excused

due to the compo picking people picking a crap fucking compo based on a single image. This may actually be a new measurement for shitness.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:03, archived)

To continue a theme & hopefully improve on it...

(AusMark, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:18, archived)

This is better!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:21, archived)

drawing

website

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:39, archived)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:41, archived)

Is that a peanut suit?

Beautiful though.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:41, archived)

a hoody, obvs!11

and thanks

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:47, archived)

and what's your boss's name?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:54, archived)

This made me laugh

*wants a fucking peanut suit*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:01, archived)

not sure which is better

www.shadesofjaim.com/baby/peanut.jpg

or

www.loonietimes.com/gallery/MrPeanut.JPG

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:11, archived)

I like the first one

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:12, archived)

www.animalmascots.com/food.php

or you could try any number of dubious food costumes

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:14, archived)

Nothing says 'howdy, you twat'

like a peanut suit!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:16, archived)

How is a cactus 'food'?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:29, archived)

its mexican celery

or something

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:31, archived)

I see bloods....

somebody give him a tissue or something....

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)

Is he dressed as an

axolotl?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:49, archived)

but what an amusing fish

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:53, archived)

Isn't it?

I believe it's actually a form of salamander(?) that never grows past the 'tadpole' stage.
They have the cutest faces

I was right!
www.axolotl.org/
There's a first.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:03, archived)

cute and self healing

"that attracts most attention is its healing ability: the axolotl does not heal by scarring and is capable of the regeneration of entire lost appendages in a period of months, and, in certain cases, more vital structures. Some have indeed been found restoring the less vital parts of their brains. They can also readily accept transplants from other individuals, including eyes and parts of the brain"

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)

Mutant Healing Ability!

They're unstoppable forces of cuteness

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:10, archived)

funny

i thought he was dressed as a sanitary pad. with wings.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:04, archived)

lully as ever. i

should frequent these parts more often.

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:13, archived)

thanks

and yes. yes you should.

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:17, archived)

staring to hate this pic as much as everyone else, but...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:10, archived)

As am I my friend

as am I

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:21, archived)

hah

i nearly didn't spot the mutation.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:28, archived)

now come on, EVERYTHING i do is mutated somehow

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:33, archived)

This wins the compo.

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Grampa, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:02, archived)

It'd fucking better

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)

Sorry to Unfluff things...

but this has shocked me to the core.

America = Nazi Germany.

prisonplanet.com/articles/november2006/161106torturedid.htm

people need to see this before youtube deletes it.

----

Lif eh?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:22, archived)

That's awful... inexcusable

but not typical. Creating a general trend out of it is, I think, a bit of a stretch.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)

of course

but if people just let it happen, then we may see repeated cases.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)

I guess, but there's paranoia in that logic:

if *anything* happens once, it could become a pattern. I'd hate to give in to a fear of everything (which seems to be an American thing to do these days).

I'm guessing that they won't get away with it. It was filmed, it's all over the web, a bunch of students saw it and complained directly... some of them will file official complaints. And now the media is on the story. And LA police are already under a microscope.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:38, archived)

It's not even the LA police.

UCLA stands for University of California in Los Angeles. The article is very poorly written, as these are just campus security guards, not real policemen.

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Grampa, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)

not true

Police officers of the UCLA Police Department are duly sworn peace officers under section 830.2(b) of the California Penal Code. The officers of the department are armed and possess the same authority under the law as municipal police officers.

(Tinfoil Hat, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:17, archived)

It gives a real glow to my heart how many people stand up

to watch it happen, from a distance.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:32, archived)

Good point

What do you think would've happened in England?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:41, archived)

oh, the same would have happened anywhere in the world

only in england the crowd would have had worse dental hygine and started a soccer riot

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:43, archived)

and would have said "Tally ho, old chap"

while wearing a top hat and drinking Earl Grey

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)

and conquered india

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:47, archived)

Whilst eating fish 'n chips

and smoking some god awful pipe.

'Now steady on old bean, do you REALLY have to tazer him in the face? I mean his screams are putting me off my tea, what?'

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:49, archived)

and we'd quip

"Huzzah for the rightfully deserved subjugation of the unwashed classes, anyone for pimms?"

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:51, archived)

Besides

'He was a gentleman of the coloured persuasion, what?'

/hull

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:52, archived)

...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:51, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)

Is anyone, and I mean

ANYONE

original enough to do a macca pic without this crappy source pic?

EDIT: I just realised all my comments tonight seem to have been less than fluffy - but I still stand by my point, just with less evil glinting in my eyes...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:33, archived)

I think what we need

is for somebody to shop that pic, but do something good that everybody likes. This is the challenge.

You have to take the rough with the smooth.

There is a lot of rough.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:35, archived)

sounds like lincolnshire

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)

Skegness!

yay!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)

*voms in disgust*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)

Ingoldmells.

I was there that weekend when those five people got ran over and killed by a bus.

Fact.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3619075.stm
In fact, We walked past that very spot about two hours prior to the accident.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)

I hope you weren't driving a bus at the time

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:40, archived)

Nailsea!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:42, archived)

I half expected this response.

No, more than half. I knew it was coming.

Thank you.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:42, archived)

*doesn't admit that she narrowly decided against it herself*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:47, archived)

You are heading the right way

for a spank.

Hey, have a look at my nice car that I came up to see you in.
Well you can't.

:(

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:48, archived)

Most likely, I usually am

But right now I'm heading to bed
*stalks the duvet*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)

*HUGS*

Night night dearest.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)

has anyone original enough?

/pedantry

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:35, archived)

Yes

There have been a few actually *points at image challenge page*, it's just the minority due to bandwagonage

But I quite like this one. At least it's not a bit of slapped on text or crappy editing of sign only.
There have been some decent ones with that source image also, they're just overshadowed

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)

Changing the picture (poster he's holding)

would just be too easy, I'm not paying much attention to those. I like the ones where there has been a bit of effort.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:54, archived)

And I am as guilty as anyone :(
www.b3ta.com/board/6545189
&
www.b3ta.com/board/6540066

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)

Yeah, but

yours are great.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)

Aye

Stop yer moaning. I moaned a wee bit earlier but I re-saw the light thanks thon the Mong. If you don't like it then use yor imagimation and make a picture without using the source pic.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)

We might as well have an Ackbar bandwagon competition

thank god i wasn't around for the ipod one.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:35, archived)

Grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:45, archived)

Poor 1 hit wonders

(Ewan Oozami, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

What

the shuddering fuck?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

This ^

With knobs on.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)

heheehhe

u said knob!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

*giggles*

Don't tell will you?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)

Hahah!

You said 'knob'

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6545396

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)

hehee

knob!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:52, archived)

what the fuddering shuck!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)

I snickerd a bit

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

What the

fannysnorkel is going on there then?

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

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tweaknik, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

Is she okay?!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

Boyfriend trouble

I bet.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

It's hard being a beetle girl

g'wan Tweaknik, repost that lully story about her love! pleeeeeeeaase?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

ok, but i'm sure everyone is sick of it by now, and looking back the drawings are shonky too

story

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tweaknik, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

Lully!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

YAY!

It is a lully story, but makes me sad

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)

Well...

Don't fall in love with a caterpillar and you will be fine.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)

Hmm

_{_{_{_{Are you a caterpillar?}}}}

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

You are safe with me Jess.

I can honestly say I will never sprout wings and fly away.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)

But can anyone ever truly promise that?

CAN WE?

Besides, you'd look cute with little feelers

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)

Hahah

FEEL 'ER!
Cor

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)

Look my little beetle girl.

If I make you a promise, I will keep it.

/adds to shopping list - one of those head band things with springy wotsit-jobs on it.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)

This is one of my favourite things

ever posted on B3ta. Ever.

(Booga O Valencia!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)

really? what about this

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

What about it?

(Booga O Valencia!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

It's "Bea Smith Baracus"

Do you see?

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

I prefer the happy ending.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)

I like to pretend that he flies back for her in the missing frame

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

oh god that made me so sad!

*draws on new ending*

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Whythebigpaws?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

oops, that's what's missing. sorry ssg.

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tweaknik, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

YAY!

*joys*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

Awwww.

Even more lully.

/sheds tear of happiness.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

...

(onomatopoeicneologism, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:38, archived)

....

(onomatopoeicneologism, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:39, archived)

.....

(onomatopoeicneologism, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:40, archived)

and you know why that is?

because you end up BUGGING EVERYONE!

BA DUM!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

I'd cry if I didn't find it so annoying

~sniffle~

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

i am not the only one

who masturbates face down then.

woo though!

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RedStar returneth, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

He looks like he's had a bad night

give him a bottle of whisky. Make sure he doesn't hump the pillows as he might fall in love.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

I think I'm in love

...Is that wrong?

Edit: Probably just hungry

(Booga O Valencia!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

Are you a pillow?

did he hump you?

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

lovely

*googles filename*

/nonethewiser

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

never too small to break...um (a?) cora?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

break a heart

i think..

edit: portuguese eh? I though it was a spanish variant, my spanish not being all that. Now I see it's portuguese, that could mean anything.. never too small to break pottery?

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

That'd be it

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)

Woo!

Haven't seen you in a while.

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Grampa, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:04, archived)

Something dusted off from the archives

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

Took me ages to spot that.

When I did, I threw my head back and guffawed.

Thank you.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

you're welcome

Is two years ok to repost?

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

Reposting kills kittens.

But only if we remember.

/digs in personal archive

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

haha!

i followed exactly the same process.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

RIS time

is it the guy in the blue shirt on the right the with the srewdriver?

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)

Erm....

no.

But that is quite amusing.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)

hahaha!

I just noticed.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)

Well spotted.

I initally mis-spelled that as "spooted". I like that word.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)

who'd have thought a cock could be subtle round these parts ....

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:32, archived)

Now, if it was magenta.......

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:45, archived)

(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

IT'S A BOY PEOPLE!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

IT'S PEOPLE, MAN

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RedStar returneth, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

IT'S A CARPET, FARTY

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

No, I fear you are mistaken sir

I am STRANGELY AWAKE WOMAN

...but shush, it's a secret

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

Yay for baby levitation.

I do that all the time.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

You're lying again, aren't you

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)

can you not

baby levitate?
you are weird, everyone can do that.

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RedStar returneth, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

Ok, I cheat.

I use elastic.

It's great fun, you should try it.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

FRAUD!

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RedStar returneth, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

Told ya

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

That's the stuff of dreams

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

be careful not to drop the baby

down one of those pits

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)

bloody kids

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

TEN MINUTES!

AND NO MORE SPECTRUM AFTER DINNER!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

pfft

*resorts to playing snake II on nokia instead*

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RedStar returneth, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)

looking through old b3ta pics from some years back on my space...

I can't remember if this is one of mine or not

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:54, archived)

Hoots!

have this

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

Well I certainly feel safer with Girl On Bucket On Boy In Water around

dunno about you

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

Ah, that one's a classic

I used to read it to my kids when they were still grown up

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

I read that to my neighbour's kids

every night, through their ajar window

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)

"He just killed a man"

/Jam

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)

Sorry, Just got back from the Pub, I couldn't help myself....

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Darklord, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

three stars..

must be Orion?

(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

*boxes*

a bit NSFW, but funny.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

So called

Acrotomophilia

/clever

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:48, archived)

i nearly

made a totally different reply, until i noticed she didnt have arms or legs. how odd.

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

would

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

she has no arms or legs.

or clothes.

how queer.

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Brims Spurts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

oh lordy

Fantastic

(staggs28, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

iMillionaire?

(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

clever

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mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)

very postmodern

*clicks*

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

likes

*click*

(poikes Bored sig, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

It's so good...

I don't get it.

Edit: Jesus! It's Macca.

Marvellous!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

Hello sir

That is a strange response, please clarify by choosing one of the following:
a) I have not been on the board much, so am not aware of this bandwagon
b) I am being highly sarcastic and have noticed the presence of a definite bandwagon
c) Bandwagon or not, I was genuinely complimenting this fine piece of work
d) ...PROFIT

Please note, option 'd' is included for purposes of humour only

P.S.- *BIG HUGS*

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Or...

option e) I was having an attack of the stupids.

'Ning Jessie m'dear.

*Squeezes*

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)

ooohhhh!!!

NICE!

I'll throw in a bad blandwaggin pic for a woo!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

The finest of roast kittens are from Derby

I'm glad to see the lord of darkness has chosen quality

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Nothing but the best

for the kids and Padme.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

hohoho!

very good

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)

kitteh....attack!

first time wot i evar use imageready. get it macca.
getting video animations under 250k is hard, any tips?

(poikes Bored sig, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

Use a lemon squeezer.

Seriously, you have a lot of frames there that are not changing much. Take a few out and display the ones in between for a little longer.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

ok...

...i gets ya. Used to flash see. thanks.

(poikes Bored sig, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

Then we could look at reducing the number of colours...

...and decide if you need to dither it or not.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

its 64 colours

and dithered 25%
'dithered' is an odd word.

(poikes Bored sig, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)

Oh.

Well you are half way there then.

What I said first.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

thanks...

will have a play tomorrow. g'night!

(poikes Bored sig, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

does dithered

mean you just take longer for no reason

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RedStar returneth, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)

Y...er...

...um...

..ye...oh, um...

...I think..er...

...I think yes

(

in that case

all my animations are dithered

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RedStar returneth, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

la la la

bored. time for bed now.

CFB

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

Wonderful.

Just for the "MUAHAHA" if nothing else.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

^ This

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

^ This

squared

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WeakLemonDrink, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)

If you scored all C's

you need to dump him and move on!

/or something

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)

Excellent.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

Raar!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

*fear*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

paul yos is only 10 years behind da times

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mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

this

is the compo winner...

BECAUSE

1: It's the only one to actually FOLLOW the challenge guidelines!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

... How is it the only one?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)

iwould hope scops taking the piss for me high horsing it

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mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)

CHeers, mate!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

well...

Ohh.. I just re-read the challenge. It simply says "more interesting"

NEVERMIND

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)

Meh...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

hahaha!

Burt Back indeed
www.schadenfreude.net/edbus/2006/04/hey-burt-nice-bib.html

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

BEATIE YOU WIN!

YOU WIN BEATIE!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)

ahaha

How strange that babs poster appears to be slightly see-through

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)

That's bruising

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:48, archived)

This cracka's been beatin on his ho yo!

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Cashy, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)

Nice McBeattie.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

YES!

If nothing than for the source pic

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)

Yup

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

hahah

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Haha! Yes!

Compo it and automatically recieve 12 points

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Only 12?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

12 is all you need

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

we have the same b3taday

only i'm 2 years older.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

CHEVRON

CHALLENGE

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

DON'T FUCK WITH THE

CHEVRON

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

YAAAAHH

>>>>

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)

Go chevron go!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)

eeeerm.........Hurrah!

I guess.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

and because of your lack of enthusiasm

I shall ruin the chevron

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

Worst of all the chevrons

harsh, but somewhat fair :oP

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

Meh

Not my chevron

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

The existential beauty of this is

that the conversation has been preserved in a moment in time, and is now forever lost. along with the chevron

*doffs cap*

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

Oh bloody hell

I'm posting as my missus

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)

EGNELLAHC

NORVEHC

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

12 million

the million is a give'n

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

done done and done

If we're gonna have a blinking sign challenge, may as well do it properly innit

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

i don't know whats worse

the comp or the bandwagon

its the fucking i thing all over again

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

cant......resist.........urge

/coat

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

EEDMUUUUNDS!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

Techno! Techno! Techno!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

wheres the wally?

wall mccartney

(threefour, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:15, archived)

Macca had better

be giving out Xbox 360's for this compo!!?

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)

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