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Our steak-knife's logo as per the box (upside down)

*relurks*

(puggs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:46, archived)

Barney likes it!

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surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:53, archived)

multi-cock and balls action

the fact that its for a knife and there appears to be a fair degree of segmentation of the top cock worries me greatly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:55, archived)

quiet in here this morning....

was that Freudian slip on purpose? ;)

'ning

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surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)

I prefer Freudian slit

Knobs in the pic are quite Dali-esque.
'ning all!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)

the missed g?

It made me laugh too, I almost left it there. :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)

Quiet?

Sorry about that -- am trying to be a bit more productive at work...

I realise this is the wrong place to utter such heresy, but... tough.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)

haha

"Off with its head!"

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)

'NING!!

i was playing God of War till 3am last night
and i just reached Hell

how cool a level is it!?!?
great design :) the game keeps getting better!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)

its a top game, can't wait for the sequal to come out

love the different controller moves for killing things, utterly inspired

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)

nothing beats ripping the head off of a Gorgon

or giving a Minotaur some extreme dentestry :)

although about the sequel
the first seems to cover most of the Greek myths
what would be left for a second outing?
:(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)

Reminds me of this

Also unshopped

From an old microscope picture of cells at my last work place

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Hankster, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:56, archived)

hahah the cdc cell!

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)

you had to use a microscope to look at your penis?

(pdjpdj, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)

PFFFT

CAPS LOCK

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

I think b3ta got refferenced on Robot Chicken recently

They had a skit about sesame st and bird flu and I was sure they were going to steal a joke that was on the front page for awhile, but they ended up naming CDC as the letters of the day. Perhaps it's a coincidence.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)

heh

Center for Diseased Cocks?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)

I am aware of the center for disease control, I just thought maybe that was a sly wink in our direction since H5N1 would have been the more obvious choice.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)

Cock Tuesday!

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)

Cock Tuesday!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)

collision course

sheen + cdc! WOO!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:18, archived)

An old pea.

thx

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)

DerPie (more episodes to come!)

DerSparklenCluckenPie

And is someone willing to animate this? Please??

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freyamoon Submit!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)

heheheh

have a surreal WOO

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surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:55, archived)

Yaay!

Surreal is my middle name:)

And look! I made a monthly subscription and now have a cute little icon

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freyamoon Submit!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)

haha.....I think the space invader is the best one too

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surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)

I like the racoon:)

Now I need a hat for mine!

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freyamoon Submit!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)

how pleasantly odd

woo!

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:02, archived)

yesterday i posted a picture of V for Vendetta

so i'm not reposting i thought i'd post the sketch i based it on..

and the vector

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:02, archived)

thasa nice vector

have a breakfast woo.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:06, archived)

thank ya

i am a filthy reposter - but i am proud of it!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:08, archived)

I've never made a vector

there again, it's hard in Paint :D

Made this once;

CFB

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:13, archived)

that is lully!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:15, archived)

cheers, thanks ta :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:18, archived)

woah

good stuff ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)

That's no moon!

It's a drawring.

Duh.

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

yay for space trek

or is it star invaders?

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Frumbert has no sig, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

Vector is desktop wallpaper

as of yesterday, to replace the rather dodgy publicity still from the film that was there previously.

Good work, Rev!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:08, archived)

woo

thanks - glad you liked the pic! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:10, archived)

Excellent stuff Jesse

good moaning all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:18, archived)

Good morning

*waves*

I deem this a lack of Macca Day, to save us all.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:20, archived)

I second this..

challenges get boring after the weekend. they're ok thursday and friday.
Ning btw.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:27, archived)

yays!

thirded

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)

I don't think it'll work out like that, though.

shame, really.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)

very nice...

envious and a tad jealous in equal measures - woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:25, archived)

hehehe

cheers! :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:28, archived)

judging by the knives

You have accidentally drawn the rubbish movie version and not the original comic. never mind, yours is verr woo at least ;P

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:27, archived)

yeah never read the comics

but i enjoyed the movie. :o) cool pic btw!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:28, archived)

the comic is just like the movie

but with a fantastic story that makes sense :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:31, archived)

going to have to get it

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:33, archived)

I've not seen either

almost picked it up on DVD the other day; £5.99 of www.play.com ...gotTeam America instead lol

woo to pic btw

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:34, archived)

personally i loved the film

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:39, archived)

Its a good film, well worth seeing

I just couldn't understand why they made Evy irrelevent, took out all the cop stuff, the excellent train scene and added the "everyones still alive so maybe it was a dream or maybe a plan or maybe the Wachowskeez need to make things pointlessly ambiguous etc" ending.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:42, archived)

I caught the

ending to it, inc. final fight scene and it left me with a big sense of wtf. Bear in mind I hadn't heard of it before seeing this snippet of the film, you can imagine it was somewhat.. different.

Would watching the rest of the film help eliviate this wtfness from a complete V for V' noob?

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)

yes

but I would read the graphic novel first, its much more inspired

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)

I was in two minds...

...as I have heard that the comic does indeed piss over the film in terms of story.

Aw well, I'll most probs see it soon somewhere.

/torrent :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:42, archived)

That's cos you can take as long as you want to read the comic

but the film has to cap the running time.

I was still woozy from the ambiguous ending when I saw the dedication to the uncle of a uni friend of mine who'd popped his clogs after working on the film. A bit sad really.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)

matt daaaaayyymonnnnn

act like you've never acted before gary.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)

praise be my son

praise be

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)

Thass ace

V for Vendetta is all of teh woo. Brill piccers.

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 6:31, archived)

Amy Sedaris

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 6:32, archived)

Needs more fur and a tail.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 6:33, archived)

^this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 6:43, archived)

well fuck,

I suppose that's a concesus.

*returns to drawing board*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 6:50, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:04, archived)

SPLURT

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:05, archived)

HOLY FUCK YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:07, archived)

hahahaha

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:09, archived)

Yiff!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:13, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:45, archived)

I don't get that

Not your point, but the whole fur thing. I also don't get the whole "sexy" lady drawing thing, but then giving her pointy ears like some elf. Fucking weird

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Hankster, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 6:56, archived)

ANIMALS ARE SEXY (apparently)

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:00, archived)

haha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:10, archived)

hehe

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Hankster, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:13, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:21, archived)

chuckle,

snicker - GUFFAW!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:26, archived)

Oooh

Very Quentin Blake-ish.

(Pseudonym, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:46, archived)

Quentin ~~Blake~~ Crisp

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)

this makes perfect sense

as I'm not quite awake yet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:46, archived)

even paul's cousin says:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)

Argh!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 6:07, archived)

100% fact

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 6:20, archived)

I 100% endorse this post and/or product.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:02, archived)

no reason...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:47, archived)

nyah nyah nyah nyah

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:54, archived)

I really do love this

*shouts "na nan nnuuuuhn nan na" around the office*

*gets fired*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:05, archived)

we do deal

you rent me his forehead space and i'll arrange to have half a dozen billboards whacked up!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:28, archived)

I'm off to bed.

[No image]

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:28, archived)

oh, you'll get punished for that.

not by me though. i couldn't care less.
actually it's been 10 minutes. things are looking good for you.
here, have a picture.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:38, archived)

Yeah I agree - at this current board time

I couldn't care less too

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:41, archived)

this is true.

i just wouldn't want this noob to start off on the wrong foot and try this kind of thing when there are much less lenient people on the board.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:45, archived)

I was looking through my shit pic collection for a pearoast to brighten up this thread

look what I found:

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:46, archived)

I do like this!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:48, archived)

cheers!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:52, archived)

Come on Iemma, you can fit another one in!

for any Aussie B3tans out there...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:03, archived)

the blokes a fuckin tool!

but then who am i to complain - we got BRACKS!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:30, archived)

Badum...

...tish!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:56, archived)

That was hideous.

But I'm drunk. So well done...

!

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:57, archived)

this.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:59, archived)

Friz, I shat on your kids

Hehe

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:02, archived)

Damn you.

I yelled at them for playing in the sewers. I think you owe them an apology for being shouted at.

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:05, archived)

Something like that... Fancy meeting you here anyway...

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:07, archived)

Urm...

... going out on a limb here, but I'll just post this Doolek I drew...

I only know one person called Doogal, who lives near York. It'll be freaky if it was you..

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:12, archived)

Yeah it is freaky isn't it.

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:13, archived)

I still don't believe it.

I think you''re just a random guy.

All I'll ask is when did you meet me?

Past life? Yesterday? Sexy party? WHO KNOWS?

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:15, archived)

The week in Lincoln, Drama Workshop

All the joy's, sagas and 'dameing'

Of Course it's me, who else would randomly claim to know you!

So come and meet me at my house, tell noone, especially your parents. Bring snacks.

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:18, archived)

Oh my sexing god!

Dougal, I love you!!!!

How the twunting fate did we end up on b3ta at the same time, considering I havent taked to you in like a year.

I'm currently studying in Newcastle. It's lovely!

*sighs at the coincidence*

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:20, archived)

I'm usually floating around at night on B3ta

Like a ghost.

Still, yeah, it's been more than a year, I'm doing philosophy at Hell now. Hull. Philosophy at Hull, it's really good, we learn about love, greeks and how to think, and pay thousands for the pleasure! I thought you were going to leeds, what dragged you to Newcastle?

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:25, archived)

The Geordies

and the fact Paul Smith lives here.

I saw him earlier, eating a burger.

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:26, archived)

Wouldn't have thought he was a burger eater.

Or let anyone know he was a burger eater.

Or maybe it's the in thing

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:32, archived)

Oh it is.

All the scene kids are eating burgers.

I AM OFF TO BED.

But knowing you, you'll reply to this message. Saying "Goodnight" or something. Despite me going to bed, and not being able to read it until I wake up tomorrow. You crazy hairy bastard.

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:35, archived)

Ah, right!

You're the one who wouldn't shag the gay "shy girl"! I clicked that story!

sorry it happened to you, though.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:04, archived)

Yay!

Let's hope my answer is chosen.

Praise be to b3ta!

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:04, archived)

Haha

I like teh punnage!

have this:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:59, archived)

Equally hideous.

And I'm equally drunk.

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:00, archived)

What did you drink?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:02, archived)

See:

Talk page.

x

(__, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:04, archived)

Really!

Sounds like you're stuck on Friday still.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 4:06, archived)

i was supposed to get royalties...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:13, archived)

No offence mate - I am rather drunk ;)

But I was thinking of changing the text to 'Kill this fecking compo'

EDIT: but I am pissed and can't be arsed

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:20, archived)

i agree...

...all i could do was two...and they both sucked.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:22, archived)

Christ... I'm not proud of mine

;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:24, archived)

how can we be...

...proud of.......paul?.....i think not!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:25, archived)

Ashally, I forgot about this one

I do quite like it... made it for Rik (it's a traditional Norn Iron greeting)

EDIT: and DOH! any offence produced by this image is purely directed towards Rik ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)

Paul's still boring

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:39, archived)

Hahahaha

I likes this :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:55, archived)

I can't believe that this compo is still going...

Having said that, have a roast:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:46, archived)

at least repost the smaller version

(thats the 350k one)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 8:28, archived)

Charles Bronson serving icecream

And why not

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:32, archived)

i find this funny.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:48, archived)

And why not?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)

we need a new thing

there...

its called Fred

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:25, archived)

-bows down to Fred-

i love you.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:48, archived)

Fred is Cod

Cod is Fred

I love Fred

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:07, archived)

very

vaginal

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:08, archived)

Fred goes well with

Underworld - Confusion the Waitress

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:11, archived)

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:48, archived)

man am i sick of jesus.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:48, archived)

Sick of Tom Cruise yet?

b3ta.com/board/6555318

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:52, archived)

-vomits jesus-

but that's brill.
woo.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:53, archived)

Put the panties on Tom.

Get it over with d00d.

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:58, archived)

gish a minute.... i.. gets him

stay still you git....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:55, archived)

Bracketing fire!

Full auto!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:02, archived)

fuck no!

full auto? are you nuts?

waste of ammo that.... single shots only, breath between shots and make em count!

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)

Does that take less time than just calling in an airstrike?

*surfs*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:11, archived)

*thinks*

hmmm..

fuckit

*calls artillery in*

*tango mike charlie... reference alpha one five zero, range 300, elevation 600 for effect.. fire*

that should do it.

*ducks*

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:15, archived)

destroy!....

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:41, archived)

cat vs. car.

cat looks far more determined.
woo.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:46, archived)

Moved inland they have.

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)

yes...

...for now...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:33, archived)

Dance teim! Spacky dance time!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

nah.

-throws another log on-

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)

spacky!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)

Baby head was good too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)

that's it!

-throws you in jail-
filthy nonce.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:33, archived)

Nonce? No no! It's not like that at all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)

AH! Right there!

child limb bunny baker!
-buries alive-

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)

I f I didn't have epilepsy before

I do now

I know some people don't like these, but I do...
might have something to do with the amount of mushrooms I consumed in my youth ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:33, archived)

oh man, there's nothing like a mushroom trip.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)

oooh, they are good :D

remember coming home from the pub one night and seeing a ton of the wee bastards all over my folks lawn.
Was too pissed to do anything about it so decided I would get up early the next day.
Woke up about noon to the sound of me dads lawn mower :(

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)

haha. that's when you suck them out of the bag.

you have to sift through the grass and dirt, but it's worth it.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)

Hehehe

I was actually very lucky (and lazy) and could usualy count on other people doing the hard work...
while I sat in the pub :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:41, archived)

best system ever.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:42, archived)

True :)

haven't touched them in years...
hmmmmmmm, this gives me ideas ;)
though the season has passed :(

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)

my best trip ever was this halloween.

and i actually just typed halloweed and retyped it.
got a tattoo, took a bitchload of mushrooms and saw alice in chains blow the bird shit off the roof of the building.
came back and had so much sex i couldn't stand up anymore. (which makes it sound like i was doing it vertically.)
second best day of my life.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:53, archived)

We always found it a happier vibe when

you pick and trip together
guaranteed zooming shrooms beneath the eyelids
and a high chance of Boris Yeltsin curtains

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:58, archived)

hehehe.

i didn't understand most of that.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:59, archived)

*stares*

*spacks*

*Woos!*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)

YAY!...

...WOO!.....YUM!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:42, archived)

you fucked with my mind.

I was doing a hardcore physics paper but now my mind is too fucked to continue.

Cheers.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:47, archived)

I got bored

It's a bit big, but you know what? Fuck you, fuck all of you right in the bandwidth.
And yes, it could be smoother, but I'm off to bed in a mo.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)

good thing i came back to the board right at this moment so i could see this picture and vomit tears from my anus.

christ, man.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

be afraid

I'm looking through my archive so see what could be animated

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

i can't stand to think of how unbearably normal this picture would be if her nose were right side up.

i believe i'm in the pleonastic stage of my drunkenness.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)

best example here.

www.b3ta.com/board/6556659

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)

Hahaha

I don't know what's going to give me the worst nightmares tonight...
that pic or the image I've now got in my head from your reply ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)

hahahaha awesome.

i forgot what i typed.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)

pssst

it's up there ^
;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)

-tilts head up-

-sees posters-
eh?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)

nah.. it's the vomiting tears from your arse thing

don't know why, but it disturbs me :|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)

and rightly so.

it's almost as bad as me shitting out of my eye sockets.
or pissing blood into my own mouth.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:41, archived)

sxxxy!

I'd like to plant a big 'ol smooch on those lips

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

what lips?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

lower

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

Jamaica?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

*checks*

OH MY GAWD! Those are gone too!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

i doubt the zombic state of -those- lips could least be decipherable from this image.

and i dare not dare to dare thinking about them further.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

you cunt...

TA!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

wheeee

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

This is lully :D

thank you... I can sleep easy now

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)

Oh alright

I'll make yours tomorrow.

Anyone else? GAZ ME.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

I'm thinking her gums are verrry smooooth...

...shlurp...shlurp...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

it's herpes gone CRAZY

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

herpes...

...perfect blowjob, who cares?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)

Sweet jesus

at least I link my depraved images :
img117.imageshack.us/img117/2826/gah2vi2.jpg

Is good though ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

nice

what's the source for the face?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

Ohhh... I'll have a peek

but I think it's on my work puter.
the weird thing is, it actually looks quite cute :|
EDIT: it was some crappy home made skull art thingy I came across on the PBase random search

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

one of my favorites.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)

night all

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)

gosh you

look hot in that pic

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schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:46, archived)

You've been in my alley!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)

sexy

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)

i named my guitar reynolds.

/edit: shows what i know.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)

sellecktastic!

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:43, archived)

tom sellick turns into tom cruise

when he smiles.

woo and yay!

(blue_monkey_cheese, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 3:03, archived)

...work in progress...

leaving the background blank on ImageReady could look quite purdy, though...

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)

an image barely worthy of my elaborate scorn.

trying out a new insult.
i do actually like it. reminds me of leary.
and warhol.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)

it's what little i see of the eyes, and general shape of face/hair.

mostly tim leary.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:45, archived)

Boo!

Ninja teim
Much thanks and huggles to Electech for sorting my PhotoPlus optimisation troubles :D
EDIT: Ohhh, forgot to add: any humour contained in this post
nicked from a copy of Private Eye from many years ago

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

pfft

silliness!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)

so did i!

(really liked casino royale)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

huspag for good films

with stuff blowing up in them!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

huspag indeed.

plus there was lots of hardcore poker action.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

^this^

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

With fat men and digitalis.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)

now you're talking.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:54, archived)

I am getting very aroused now

I think I may mess my pants :|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

*frots*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

storf.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

*runs to do laundry*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

Thankee sir

How is you this evening?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

nay bad ta

though i should really go to bed

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

heh.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

You lot

really are easy to please ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

aye.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

I've always loved you, btw

and before you ask, yes in a really dirty, nasty kind of way :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

that's the kind of compliment i only could have ever wished for.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

Hehe

enjoy it... normaly I am a nasty kittin eating git :(

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

why, that's my favorite kind of git!

good thing there are people like you to go around eating those nasty kittins. makes more room for the fluffy kind.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

hahaha

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)

pft

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

And thanking you too

I feels all warm & fluffeh now :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

aw.

well, giggles is giggles, and that's b3ta!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:48, archived)

arf!

also, a 90kb version if you want to post inline :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

Ooooh!

Thankee muchly :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)

the board is a fluffy place tonight.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

It always seems much fluffeher at night for some reason

oh yes... most of the kiddie trolls are in bed :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)

CUNT!

/MrKane as MrHorrible post blog

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

i've always liked the night shift

slow and fluffy and frequently drunk :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

you shut your face...

...you tango, salsa, ballroom animating person...

/fluff-drunk-insult-b3ta-way-as-MrKane-not-MrHorrible-see-below...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)

*smooches*

Helloes you big lully.
You couldn't be nasty if you tried ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)

I fuggin luv you guys I do....

...I...I...fuggin love yous....

s'best...*heuurgh*....

..............

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahha
*breathes*
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

I want to click this!!
Why can't I click this???!!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:43, archived)

if I'd kept drinking, I'd have become the left chimp...

...as it is I've become a:

must sleep....

...very good night. *bow*

/MrKane-as-MrHorrible

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:46, archived)

Hahahaha

I'm so fecking pissed it's taken me this long to cotton on to the kane/horrible thing :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:47, archived)

Well I'm half way though a bottle of Jameson

:D *hic*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)

Arf!

Arf an ear!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:32, archived)

*groans*

but also *hehehes*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 2:00, archived)

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