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# It's funny 'cos he's ginger!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I have been zinged
And I love it!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:32, archived)
# It's you?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Yep
Where'd you find that image?

Furthermore, should I be worried...?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:37, archived)
# No.
I just thought - I'll find an image of Squirminator and spack it.

No, seriously, I didn't know it was you.

Would you like me to take it down?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Nah, don't worry about it
I've got photos of me all over the place - I'm sure someone somewhere else on the nets has done worse. It's a photo I took when I was applying for a Presenter job for G4TV in the States. I didn't get the job, but then that channel's gone down the crapper anyway.

Edit: And now being funny 'cos I'm ginger is my Claim to Fame.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:42, archived)
# o rly?
I didn't laugh
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:33, archived)
# ORLY?
Otorhinolaryngology?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# You have ginger issues you need to resolve.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:35, archived)
# GINGER!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:39, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:00, archived)
# I say!
Jolly good show.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# When Freddie Mercury sang the line "Mamma, just killed a man..."
...was he talking from this chap's point of view? He looks like he's disposed of many a body in his day.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# A door left open lets in cold giraffes...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Super!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
#
that makes me quite happy
I love the one's face on the right
w/y/h
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:31, archived)
# its true
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:33, archived)
# that is well cool
'mazing
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Excellent
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:34, archived)
# cor
:D
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:35, archived)
# This reads like
a mnemonic device.

But for what?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:40, archived)
# You have surpassed yourself with this one
It's my fave so far :)
*clicks*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:43, archived)
# hehehe
you need a giraffe excluder
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:45, archived)
# hehehe
*spang*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Hooray for eggcorns.
If you know what I'm talking about...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)
# and mondegreens
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)
# fantastic!
I love it
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:24, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand your generation, son
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:24, archived)
# How old are you?
Are you a member of THADOMA?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:31, archived)
# ris
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:26, archived)
# rawr?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:28, archived)
# duh ?

(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:29, archived)
#
RIs

utter randomness or is there more to it?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:29, archived)
# I take it it's like a Zoolander quote
Mugatu - "Zoolander, so hot right now."

At least peepel understood my 60k!!!!!!!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I said what now?
;)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:37, archived)
# I believe you said...
"OBEY MY DOG!"

*sniggers at that part of teh fillum EVERYTIEM!*

:D
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:39, archived)
# "I was bulemic."
"What, you could read minds???"

glee.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# HANSEL
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:36, archived)
# what?
are they gay?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:36, archived)
# yes they are
and so is the creator
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:40, archived)
# oh thats not good
dont call GOD a gay, id watch your head tomorrow
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Vector Attempt No. 2


Okay, I think I now have got the hang of not making the edges soo messy!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:23, archived)
# well done!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:24, archived)
# woo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*likes*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:25, archived)
# what a dirty smut
woo
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:28, archived)
# that is v nice
*wanks*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Thta's superb.
Big improvement.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:32, archived)
# That am ace.
W00t.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)
# that's nice.
well done
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:55, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Gaberdeen!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:21, archived)
# is that......
......anime porn?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:22, archived)
# raaar!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:19, archived)
# £4 on the Japanese.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] This is an art attack...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Houston, we have a problem.
edit: Ah, I see it now. Good Neilling.
I was getting a No Leeching warning though.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Ah yes
Ah yes, easily solved. How's that now?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Seems ok.
Woo!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Good
THis is my first Compo entry, I'd forgotten to add B3ta to my Allowed Hotlinks list.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:27, archived)
# You may want to add
jelly.b3ta.com too then- some folks use it.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Whoops
I accidentally removed every bloody thing from my AHL list. I'm clever, me.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:36, archived)
# inspired
by meeting some Finnish girls last nite at the bar - they were nuts.. no really! im worried for the Northern Hemisphere

(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:16, archived)
# I met Two fini in new zealand.
mad as drains!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:18, archived)
# my sister went to finland for a year.
good thing she was already bonkers before.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:21, archived)
# I went to Finland
and the biggest restaurant had tractors in it.
www.ravintolazetor.fi/eng/
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:33, archived)
#
that place is just crap
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# utter RIS.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:22, archived)
# ?
Resource Information Service

Really Interesting Shit

Refugee Information Service

(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:27, archived)
# RIS="I don't get it. Please explain."
it's a long story


HELLO! HELLO!!! ANYBODY HOME?!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:40, archived)
# really?
so it's not just me then...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)
# oh, the scrapes you get yourself in, Paul
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] They'll listen to him now..
Too subtle?





I'm so sorry (for general rubbish, horrid optimization and destroying our image of Lennon). But now everyone will find him less boring and stuff.


(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:10, archived)
# hahaa

catch you later kids!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Stop chasing kids.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:12, archived)
# But they run so fast
No 2 to hand himself in
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Didn't I just do that?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah, but this one's better.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Touché
Serves me right for not looking, but great minds think alike eh!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:35, archived)
#


/would
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)
# /did
that is mighty sexy
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Nice legs Foo'
hahahahaha - shudder!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:03, archived)
# that calls for some A-Team shenanigan repostage for the evening crowd
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
That reminds me of the new epidemic amongst Japanese women - iku iku byo, or 'cum cum disease'. Story
(SFW)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:09, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:11, archived)
# yey
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:15, archived)
# still as good
as the day it was baked - woo Jeccy & Woman!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Fank u Zank
*adds to xmas card list*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:31, archived)
# You won't be needing that winter fuel payment now
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:57, archived)
# She is awfully stoical about
being hit by that car.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# thats old people for you
when you've lived through a war or two, rations, and lost so many friends, well, its almost a blessing isn't it.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:00, archived)
# As one should be at her age.
Although she may also have forgotten what she popped out to the shops for.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# probably cat food
poor tiddles...

woo pic
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:07, archived)
# none of the boys knew exactly what species of hippo it was
all they knew was that it had been hungry!



[edit] 12k happy now ? hmmm? HMMMM?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# that needs to be a gif :D
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Heh heh
you need to learn to optimize.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Bah! it is under 50k
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
# but
this isn't, ironically.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# hahahah
thats a lovely conservatory Jeccy ;)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)
# hehehe
I did optimise it twice, still not quite to the magical 50k though :(
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I think he means animate it
hard
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)
# oooooooOOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhhhh
now i understand. but i can't be bothered.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Such brave men,
shooting a beast repeatedly from a great distance with a high velocity projectile device invented by someone else.

Heroes
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
# eep
poor hungry hungry hippo
woo!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
#
Oh I see...

(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)
# haha pic


boo hunters!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:08, archived)
# They aren't all sunny ya know...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# give me a few minutes and i'll have another go

edit: cheer up pretty flowers, spring will come again...


.....Unless you're Robert Altman
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# oof
apparently instead of being cremated he wants to be mashed.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# *attempts to make Short Cuts joke*
*fails*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:07, archived)
# and some get better reception. :)
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# wow
top shop
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# aawwww....
that's how i felt a couple of hours ago.
i'm all better now :)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# am i right in saying you googles for this image?
i found it for work related stuff
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# no, he absorbed it from your
mind.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# well, errrrrr yes?
Sorry like.

*walks off doing a woman-random-strop impersonation*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# tch!
there's always one emo...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# make money with your sketches
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# erm...
WHAT!?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# get rich!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:08, archived)
# aww
your stuff always cheers me up
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# awwwwww
*blushes*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Balls
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# do I spy quo?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# indeed
I like to Quo everything
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# good man
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# most subtle Quo ever.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# ^this!
rather good
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# is not
what about the ones swaza did?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Don't mention
that fugging rock one evah again.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# that one... that one made me cry a little
so I deleted it from my mind
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# *picks up 8ball*
will i win the lottery tomorrow night?
*shakes ball*

*awaits answer*

EDIT: woops. wrong reply button..
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# excellent quoage
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# nice
well done
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:31, archived)
# P In honour of the late Robert Altman

CFB

Edit: Less sweary now.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
^this is the man with the best profile on b3ta... 153% of teh fact!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Ta
but there's loads better stuff than mine.

Edit: Yours isn't so bad either.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
#
just pop the cheque in the post as usual :)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# pffffft
that's some great stuff on there

forwarded about 4 round our office already
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Fine,
help yourself.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Eh? When?
great pic, but I'm in shock!!!!!

Edit: Just checked BBC... :(
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
#
Altman died in a Los Angeles hospital on the evening of November 20, 2006. He was 81 years old. The cause of death was not disclosed
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# You forgot this:
/John Humphries, BBC news, Los Angeles
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Damn.
Uncovered :(
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I doubt
it was a skateboarding injury.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# He was clubbed to death
by angry film buffs.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# He was buffed to death
By angry film clubs
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Pfft
Ace!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Arf!
Short people

Randy Newman had a point
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Wow!
What a shame.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Robert Altman's dead?
:(
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# He was 81, nice run for the money
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# An intimate portrait.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# too thin
and he made contact with the ball, can't be real
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I gave him
fat legs.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Lam Pard Square Head
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
with the ball going faaaar away from the net..
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I know all about football now
I watched mean machine last night.

Is it bad to want to sex Vinnie Jones slightly?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# nah
as long as it's only slightly
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Vinnie Jones has no Gender...
He was grown in a Dish and has no sexual Organs...
Fact
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Surely that was Petri Andre?
*runs*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Both...
*Cartwheels*

Puntastic
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# frank lumplard
nowhere near as good as the legend that is stevie g [/liverpoolfan/nutterblog]
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)

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