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[challenge entry] straight to hull !
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Pffft!
At first I thought that was John whatshisname off the racing.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# ya plonka
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# That or Ade Edmondson with a beard
:P
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Oh god
you're right.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# what do you you young children want me to get you for christmas?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# a big fat cock
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# my fwont teef.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# pregnant
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# I want a braaaaaan baby
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# hey
can i have some new socks please? preferably black or white.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# no you can keep stitching the gussets of your underpants together

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# goddamnit

I WANT NEW SOCKS

i love the elsticy feeling of new ones (:
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
#
still trying to find where it said the third!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# nowhere! cause it's the 2nd!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# hohoho.
sant claws is a nice man and he will send them to yuo throuwe the mail.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# YAYE!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# to fuck

please

/edit: and this man

please
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Arf!
"Wang"
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# he's a real gangstah
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can't believe I've never seen that guy before. I'm hardly off pbase.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# I just abuse the random page
a lot
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Aye
or by camera to guarantee reasonable quality images. This is the best thing ever.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Bah!
"Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /u27/oh_dub69/upload/16641398.fuckoffanddie.jpg on this server."
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Ah bugger.....
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# nope :(
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# His name is Sum Ting Wong
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Fah King Su-Pah!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# (someone posted this the other day)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!

damn!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Off!
Oh, is your name not Glitter then?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# gary glittter didnt where a funny hat like that.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Too much information!!!!
I don't want to hear about
your childhood encounters. [/;-P
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# presents
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# pixels!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# I should use mspaint more often
It's great
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# yay - Costanza!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# the only thing not shrunken in that picture is gourge's massive tits.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# He needs a Mansiere or "The Bro"
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# i just realized that gurge costanza is eating that man's chin.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# have you got a problem with that
?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# no.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# tit-based cunts
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# SEX!!!

and a nice jaffa cake :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# harry hill
in the boots xmas ad again?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Michael Jackson
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# lloll.
micheal jaxson touched a little boy's wee-wee.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous - but it's a book...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# no.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# no he was an astronut
only a fool would make man
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# umm
The book was called Chariots of the Gods.


And the joke is shit anyway.


Apart from that, thanks for all your effort. Don't call us, etc.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Phear me

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# uhm,
no
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# He's
b3th is pretty strict about grammer.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I hear voices


They told me to do this so blame them!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
/extra points for using Brum Hippodrome poster
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Topical!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# too soon
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# good evening all
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# I know you've tried to disguise it
but there's definitely some lens flare in there :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# wot is lens flare?
French pants?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# :o
Also: Should I draw the green and red lines along the side of this car that I'm drawing?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# what car?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# The one that I'm drawing
White 2 door Ford Fiesta Mk III
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# ok
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# You're drawing a car!
There's a novelty!!

; P
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# no. fool.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# you are davew27
AICMFP
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# wut?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Good morning!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# 'ning
and that's tres pretty
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# I'M SPARTICUS!!!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# good evening all
I get this if I close my eyes whilst laying a cable after too much protein
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Kafka dreams
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# i want to kill her
wooo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# i'd prefer to see her
in a play of in the penal colony. with working machine. one night only.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] another quickie
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
he'd be great in panto tho..he's that sort of loud over the top charisma.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# He has charisma.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# you want him
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I do.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Haha
I agree Mr Hawking always acts with energy, freshness and consistently displays the "Joie de vivre"!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# he's got a really bubbley personality
he's just mad!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# He was really good in this
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha. i love that so much.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# I get a laugh from that everytime!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Oh... No... I...Didn't...
Oh yes you did!
Oh... No... I...Didn't...
Oh yes you did!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] tada
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Goldilocks and the seams...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Goldibollocks and the three hairs
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Ris?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# well i'm spent.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Henry VIII?

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] LOTR: The panto
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# winner!
hahahahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# pass the turkey.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# to the left hand side
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# and the cranberry sauce
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# But you have to let it linger!


(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# yes!
compo though yeah?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Winner.
They should just close the compo now.
*Clicks with a clicking frenzy*

pssst... compo it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# I thought I did!
Done now.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# arf ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "Babs in the Wood"

and also in this compo (well i liked it)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Ha ha!
Wonderful1

woo.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# I
hate that old bastard hudd with a passion
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# but besides him and hughes
who on the poster have you heard of?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# You mean,
besides the Mr Men..?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# yeah okay
them too
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Woo yay! but on Wikipedia
Barbara werner is a Fanj-only meme!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Geoff Hughes was in my old sailing club
*fact*

I didn't know 'Geoff' was on the telly.

Now I spend most Christmases with his face looming out from the posters on the back of every bus I get stuck behind.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] extremely....

depressing!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# kitty vomit?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
#
would you like it to be??!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Well
They might play this in the pub after, I suppose
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# emofillipslol.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
yeah?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# a little joke forya


you have to spell a word wrong in a pun, so don't throt me for that
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# *Throttles*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# What do
Jacques Chirac and Rick_Salomon have in common?

They both come in Paris
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# those are identical twins?
left one = bacc. (& lots of alky.)
right one = whacc. (& lots of food.)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# A picture of John Sergeant.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# there's no denying it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Does he
like it?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# I have no idea.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# whut a funny looking man.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# That he is.
I think he is sort of hamster like though.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# so it is
it is indeed
yes it is
it is woo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# I like that.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# that is wonderful
and i bet if you emailed it to him, he would love it too
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# This.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Do you have his email address?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# he works for the bbc
i bet if you sent it to [email protected]
it'd get to him eventually
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# This.
But tag it.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# He stopped working for the BBC in 2000.
And then he went to ITN. And then he retired.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# always with the politics


woo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# ooh, that's really good
Have this :



/first ever real spack blog
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Thanks
.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# please pass the trurky and shut up.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Oh god, you're up early
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Its actually like the afternoon right now.
and i'm sick like a dog. a dog that is sick that is.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# What like this..
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# That is the must fucked up thing
I have ever seen.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# *waits for the chump version*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# it's so difficult
to laugh and gag at the same time.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# arf!
this!!!^
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# trurky?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# You aren't aware of the Dr's Dyslexia I take it?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# he was being someone else last night
less annoying, but still fucking stupid.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# JIVE
chalky, JIVE!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# culkazn, as they say, lolol.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# This is my fave
of all your drawings so far. More of this please.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# its "hand" drawn.
get it?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# No
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# my cocks bigger than yours.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENED TO ORANGESPACE
WHAT?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# well.
it was so rubbish, i got rid of it til some fine fellow offers to make me a new one. :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Mine's standing up straighter
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# turkey is better.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# I passed a turkey once.
Could not sit down for a week!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# gud one.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# tofurkey
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Woo!
I haven't seen your wonderful pictures for a while.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] he's inside you....




(one way ticket to Hull please)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# have i missed the point
or is the compo to shop films/books as pantos..

cos i dont recall dick shittington being a book or a film

/end rant
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# sorry if ive been a bit rude
but its just going to end up as loads of pictures of gary glitter/Michael jackson/ian huntly as the starring role in a panto.

kind of lacks hummus me thinks

edit: hahahahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# it's inevitable
so it's probably best to chill
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# its just the way of the challenge i guess
i'll let it ride
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Your sense of humour ain't the same as his
ho hum.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# tis ok
I've done this twice... seen the image for the compo and gone off on something
Then someone has pointed out that i'm a retard!

My bad, i promise to read before shopping next week
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# whittington there
not quite the same word, no?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# leave it, you
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Before you do tell Johno to fuck off
"show us what wildly inappropriate film/book etc. you'd like to see 'panto'ed up' "

He has a point

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Yeah but it's a boring one.
The guy made a pic, he posted a pic. I can live with that.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# ^

edit: it's all gash anyway
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# i love the word gash
used in everyday conversation
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah, it's one of those sexually charged words
that's not considered rude. Like slit.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# *books panto tickets*
Arf :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# I've not finished completion of the time machine yet!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Damn.. didn't read the date.
Just my cursed luck.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# 1938 Yorshire sounds like a great place to visit though


Once I have it finished we'll ... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

LIBYANS!!

Run Marty, Run!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Pffft...!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# well done
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# heh-- woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] "But God does exist!" - "Oh no he doesn't!"
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# is it just me that thnks bonny langford looks like a puppet out of Dark Crystal there
oh and woo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# excellent
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# heh
I like this!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Hoho ho hoho
I'm about half way through the real thing at the moment. Excellent source material for boys and girls of all ages!

Bravo for Baron Dawkins! Boo to Bonnie (daughter of David) Langford!

You realize that I will not be able to see Dawkins without thinking of Paul Nichols now, you naughty man.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] hem...sorry
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Heh, quick and dirty!

EDIT: Damn, never read the compo rules properly . better uncompo it :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Oh dear!
marvellous.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# pfft
eew
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# indeed
Pun-tomine you say?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# pftttt
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)

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