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[challenge entry] drink responsibly?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Free vomit stencil with every bottle!
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yam it absolut tiem?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Just hook it to my veins!!
/Barney blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Damn that dinosaur:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha, crikey!
how refined
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# i take it you made this by careful direction of your own spew
well done for such dedication to duty
and a fine pic besides
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Tastes as such too.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# thought-provoking
yet puerile...

8 points!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# An 8 pointer!
\o/ \o/ \o/ It's GOOOOD! \o/ \o/ \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# i know one of the Perplex City writers
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Clever bunch!
I went to the season 1 end party a couple of months ago. Nice guys the lot of them.

Pssssst...Get me some inside information?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# haven't seen him for a while
but i think it's all being kept a closely guarded secret
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Yeah, I'd want to do it for myself anyway.
'tis a matter of honour.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I AM DAVE THE HAT!
AND SO'S MY WIFE!

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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# We don't have a Dave the Hat, unfortunately...
He's in Barcelona
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# But he's promised to return to us one day
We've all got to just hold to that hope
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I hope he'll come back looking like Manuel from Fawlty Towers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
'On those trays'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I heard the dogs have no noses there
he'd love it
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Are those words?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# erm hi my name is riverghost
since my appointment as head of all things rule-y on this messageboard i have banned all words from images except tags

may i also point you to our faq which doesn't actually contain many of the rules i try to enforce
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *sigh*
how boring.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# erm hi my name is riverghost
since my appointment as head of all things rule-y on this messageboard i have banned all boring posts

may i also point you to our faq which doesn't actually contain many of the rules i try to enforce
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I think he was just commenting on how hard it is to read them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i think so too
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# so why the personal attack?
has he been pissing in your liebfraumilch again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# It was Blue Nun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# you swine! not his best stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# It was his reserve stock too.
Apparently it was a very fine month.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# yey!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# he he
get in it and have a swim, have a woo as well
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# 'ningles Archie

Sorry to have missed you at the bash recently, I hope you're thinking up better excuses for the missus's accidents in the future ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Sorry to have missed you too, m'lovely
and trust me, I would have rather have been at the Bash with all you smashing people :)
Although with Dave being there as well, he and I would have caused our own gravitational pull


Is there another 'biggish' Bash coming up in the next few months?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Not really, except for a London one for Chunders birthday, that may draw the crowds?
I was looking at setting up another one around my birthday, and forcing people to attend, but TuTT is having one the following weekend and I can't see people attending two in a week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# me, can't we all go to one?
seeing as I've missed all the peeps recently, I have an urge for Bashing in the Summer... as it were
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *obligatory wink in a 1970's sitcom style*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Run Indie. Run for your life!
either that or
Eat Indie. Eat for your life!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# star trek images
www.movieweb.com/features/photo_gallery.php?page=5&q=S
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# thank you sir, someone also VERY kindly supplied this as well....
startrek.crystalfires.net/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# come over all creamy easterness
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# classic!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# erm hi my name is riverghost
since my appointment as head of all things rule-y on this messageboard i have banned all images containing cadbury's creme eggs

may i also point you to our faq which doesn't actually contain many of the rules i try to enforce
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# What about Kinder Eggs, or are they too 'foreign' for use here?
also, 'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# hello ;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *drops golden idol head and reaches for giant spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# woo yay!
this is why the front page should be wider!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I can always 280 it, here....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Jesus Christ
I think I just shat out my heart due to the punnage
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# pfft
Ah the pope. A chick magnet.

*beats self for terrible punnage*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ''Ning ghostie.
I'm in Zoo. Woo!!!!*





*picture stealing bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Which one was yours?!
Was it detagged?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# twas this one


And it was made in the days before I tagged things.

In fact I still don't tag very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Ah as I said
images have to be tagged
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I know, I know
Blah blah blah.

I made it ages ago and no one ever steals my stuff normally.

Looks like I have to start tagging more often then.

But still... I was in a magazine!

/monsters inc. blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah it is a strange mixture
Of outrage and pleasant surprise:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# So, er...
You're all making sure your source images are free to use before relicensing them, aren't you?

Public domain or some other open license, not just royalty free, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# that's a good 'un :D
what's made it to this week's Zoo then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# A baby roo and a few chicks
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# ah, nout new then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Images are in my profile
Crap one to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha
*feeds worm*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# hehe
silly pope
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# beeyeautiful
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant way to start the day.

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Ha ha.
Fucking Nazi cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# yes,
he's waiting for the worms
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# RUN LINDY!

previously
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Aaaaw
He just wants a dance partner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# run indy!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# yaya
the natioanl drink of scotland !!
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# More indy, more Indy!
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# The punnage, the punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# haha
silly
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# ffs.......the pain, the agony
Punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# oof, teh puns
that is rough as ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Ducks are rough?
*sands ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# they are in Swansea
they got flick knives and they're own turf.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Poor ASBO ducks
They just need love. Love and bread.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Pfffffffffffft!
(geekboy Hillbilly., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
We've experienced a severe lack of puns these past few days while DTH has been away.
I feel replenished a bit now. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# aye, we have been lacking a bit..
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha, cool dog
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
Aah that's better. My pun gland is starting to swell again.
Ooh Zulu!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# ahaha this i like!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# is that from..
APT...or summink simlar?
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Amorous Party truncheons?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I haven't posted in a while and I've just swindled a copy of Illustrator.
Have a mucked about with picture of Gram Parsons, etc.

(geekboy Hillbilly., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gram_Parson

(It was the first photo I found to play with)
(geekboy Hillbilly., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# aaaah he was in The Byrds


*titter*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)
# and after that, he did mighty things with the Flying Burrito Brothers, and then died
had his body stolen by his best mate and set fire to in the desert....

EDIT: On reading the wiki, perhaps it wasn't quite that romantic a body theft...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# yeah but who hasn't?
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# 'ning to you sexy
are you coming to Chunder's birthday bash?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# It's a maybe for now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I think he presented 'Sale of the Century'
"Live, from Norwich..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# he's lookin' well, the camp twat!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# "From Norwich

cant even spell my nick...ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# oh you!
I'm gonna sponsor the missus now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# you're a gentleman and a scholar...
I shall dedicate my next image post just for you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# mmmm eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# iyaz...ouch...ooh ya bugger
bloody romans, what have they ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# did you hide them already
I want to search for them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)
# boing! NEEDS MORE CHOCOLATE!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# magnificent!
mmmmmmmmmmmsuffering!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# mmmmm sacrilegious
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# now that's an Easter Egg
Take note Nestle!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
In order to avenge this brutal act.

Have some chocolate and bunny rabbits.
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# That must hurt...
:O
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# yes ...organs!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Kirstie Alley's getting quite an eyeful
Woo pic.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# erm hi my name is riverghost
since my appointment as head of all things rule-y on this messageboard i have banned all black & white images

may i also point you to our faq which doesn't actually contain many of the rules i try to enforce
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# fight fight fight

'ning you bunch of cnuts :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:45, archived)
# That could describe hundreds of people here.
They should all take this message personally.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:45, archived)
# can we do white and black images?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Refuses to fight disabled people....its down right unfair!
Unless they are in a wheel chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I'm sorry I seem to have double dropped the I-couldn't-really-give-a-shite pills this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I think that guy is attempting ghost baiting
he might be one of them chat wierdo's i've heard about.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# :O
I feel groomed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Something
completely different
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:45, archived)
# You just know that Sulu is fighting back the lustful urges...
nicely done sir, that was my first thought of who to put in front of the wurlitzer down below, but I couldn't find a decent enough image, you've done it justice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# almost a bandwagon
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I'm looking for reasonable ST screenshots to continue what I satrted months ago,
in the mood for more ST silliness today!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hope you dont mind me jumping aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# the more the merrier, if you find any good sites for ST screenshots, let me know
/ie, gaz me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# we all know she was a manky bint!

/her with the silly thing in her ear blog :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# always had the potential for excess body hair
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Uhurararararararara?
"It's Starfleet Command on finger 1, Captain... and it's y'mum on finger 3".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# that's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Haha!
Large organs!

I just bought the first few seasons of MP on DVD, plus the box with all the comments on it....great to see again, and also the stuff which I hadn't seen before
*strokes DVDs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I'm tempted by the dvd sets, they looks good...
but ive just spent 4 months obtaining (via the wonders of the interweb) the entire series from start to finish...

/episode 17, first big sketch - my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I'll look forward for that one, whichever it is

Mine's the episode with the "How Not To Be Seen" sketch, and the advertising campaign for Conquistador Coffee, and the constant glitches and repeats during the episode. I had that on video since I was a child and I could mime every word while watching it. Even the glitches :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# It's the /Architect-Freemason Sketch....
can't think 'why' I like it ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# arf
I think I can recall that one, yes. But I'll have to see it again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Radio advertising.... i wish they told the truth!


Click for bigger (277KB)
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# WHERE'S MY INTERNET AT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# i wish M$ told the truth
www.villiard.com/images/windows-vista.jpg
...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Eddie Izzard...
no, wait its Pink.
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# As it's going to be a quiet day in the office (for those of us that are in the office)
I thought you might like a little dalek


Click for bigger (382KB)
Now this configuration is that of the Imperial Dalek as witnessed by Group Captain "Chubby" Gilmore during the Shoreditch incident of 1963
as any fule knoe

also HERE is an uncoloured one for those of you that have brought crayons
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Ooh!
*gets crayons*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Ooooh nice
how do you make these?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Where you see a solid black line
cut
Looks good does that dalek.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# fold on a dotted line
more or less
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Ha, thanks
but I know that.

I meant: how do you make the original one, as seen above?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# nicked the B&W one from the terry nation dalek special 1971
coloured in in tattyshop
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# ah right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Wow!
I might have to make one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'm not in the office
but I'm printing this anyway.

EXTERMINATE!
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# LEECHED ?????
members.tripod.com/~DalekFactory/getpattern.gif
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)
# not leeched, no
scanned in from the terry nation dalek special 1971
coloured in photoshop
and the rehosted on b3ta hosty thingy

almost certainly the same source, but mine's higher res and coloured in

and I added the imperial style head lamps
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# purely wicked
thanks vmos!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I Had a Shit Breakfast
(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)
# haha they do absorb all the milk don't they
makes it like cold porridge
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Its crap stuff
more bland if anything and very similar to eating cold badly made porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I was looking at doing one for oatibix earlier
couldn't decide on the abuse though lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning. Lazy bank holiday post.

Remember?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
*remembers it well*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I thought I was the only one!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I remember it well
*strokes PSP*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I didn't win anything.
My pic was all over the internet though!

Should've tagged it.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# which pic was dat den?
I remember I had 2 in the top 10 for the comp, I know that much
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# This one.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# oh aye
lol :D

EDIT that radiatior; should've been Terry Waite :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# That was definitely your 'Andy Warhol' moment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# uhhhh
(kissmequick, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Where's that damn bunker?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)
# cockend
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:12, archived)
# We don't want to see you personal porn collection on here OK?
Damn school holidays.



And he just told me to say no fucking real images!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# you are not the police of b3ta
you are not the police of b3ta
you are not the police of b3ta
you are not the police of b3ta
you are not the police of b3tayou are not the police of b3ta
you are not the police of b3tayou are not the police of b3ta
you are not the police of b3tayou are not the police of b3ta
you are not the police of b3ta
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Funnily enough
I'm shopping a policeman as we speak:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
#

a tad harsh, but...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Oo
One and one child please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I also hate these bright colours.
off with your head
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Like the Colonel would say.........
Finger licking good!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!

cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)
# ^
morning, Jeccy
How's the woman and the little Jeccy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Little Jeccy is shitting alot, then crying, then sleeping
Woman Jeccy is stressing about anything, and my sanity is hanging in there like a 60 year old playing a heavyweight boxer in a film (like that's ever gonna happen)

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Ah, the pleasure of parentship
or so I heard

My girlfriend's living in Oslo for the next six months. I'll be visiting a lot, but mostly, it'll be working and being on my own. So that's kind of the opposite of your situation then.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *warms hand*
good luck with the shakes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# PATHFINDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# they're looking at me...

odd source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:42, archived)
# find an oasis, woman!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Woman of Arabia morelike
hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Woman, Queen of The Desert....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I'm not quite sure I know what 'they' are
and I think I like it that way
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# 'ning wiggles!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# *mumbles*
Who the hell owns a bloody cockerel in the middle of an estate. Waking me up at 6:30am ensuring I get only 2 hours sleep. WHO?!

I expect an answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# people should keep their cocks quiet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# indeed
well done that man for having such a vigorous cock but there's no need for it to emit such a high level of noise pollution!

"silly man! reduce your cock volume!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# hahahaha
needs a Leningrad style comic cover....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# yes, where is that witty human
I gained amusement from his comic covers, I'd like to know where you can find a load of these things on the net so I can make a pale impersonation of them

then walk off in shame because I've got hummus blight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# there'll be some crazy bastard with a back garden farm in a shed
they probably stand in the middle of the road with a shotgun too, remaining perfectly still for several hours at a time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# There is a man
who shoot cats down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# what!!!
nasty bad man!

he needs to be shooted himself
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I'm picturing that as him holding a gun that fires cats down a road.
I rather like it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# pussycannon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'ning all
what's happening on this lovely blue sky day of impending doom :D

*sips tea*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# onion and poppyseed bagel with welsh goats cheese, chives and garlic
and a LARGE mug of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I think you mean
leftover curry that was in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I wish I had a microwave
so I cood engage in such things for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I hate curry
I hate cockerels.
I hate microwave food.
I hate cockerels
I hate my dog from dragging me along the floor by my dressing gown.
I hate cockerels.

I am emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# that's beautiful
all you need now is floppy hair obscuring the vision of one eye

and you can set up a crappy band site on myspace
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I could only wish
My hair is currently cut in fashionable 'butch lesbian' style.

I also hate hairdressers.

I'm in a foul mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I'm in a great mood
which of course means something unpleasant is going to happen :D

just have it cut long

everyone should have long hippy hair :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# On a farm by the sounds of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Middle of a pissing estate.
Surrounded by odd men and their cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# mm, that's one of the best
almost as good as last night's pizza
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Ooh.. cold pizza
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I am not familiar with this "last nights pizza"
as I manage to eat the whole damn thing "last night"

hmm, pizza
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# You need to buy two pizzas
and put one in the fridge for the following morning
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# that's a cunning plan
and almost affordable

as, unlike in the deep south, one can still get a pizza for under 6 quid here

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I woke up to find a 3cm cut on my forehead
Which wouldn't be so bad if I could explain it. It wasn't there last night.

I think I must be a sleep-emo.
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# sleemo?
maybe it's just the demons of the night or aliens just sexing you when you are asleep and getting a bit overexcited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# you need to cut your nails!
or buy some baby glove things that stops them from scratching themselves

*failed child-development*
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# i'm sorry about that
i've been meaning to file down the rather sharp zip on my stalking catsuit for ages, it won't happen again, a 30 degree wash should get rid of the stain on your pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Ah
I wondered where that had come from
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# theycomminnagetya!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# "Red Alert - Dramatic music please Mr. Wurlitzer"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Are you sure sir? That does involve changing the light bulb.
Woo and 'ning mate.

EDIT: And woo 21c today! I could get used to this global warming.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# yey for random Red Dwarf quotes
plus woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Oh smeg
What the smegging smeg having I smegging done?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I expected tumbleweed on the board today
Are you all working at work?
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:44, archived)
# 'ning m'dear!
w*rking? On a bank holiday???
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# oh yeah
forgot about the bank holiday.

I guess that explains why I don't have work
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)
# mmm, 4 day weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I am
Although I'm back in on wednesday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I'm, as usual, an at work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Excellent stuff
Khans breasts i mean!
Woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:06, archived)
# O hi! Brekfust time yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very Gary Larson
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:16, archived)
# YAYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# silly penguin!
your shovel action is innefective against bored face cat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# pffft
the cheeky fellow
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I'm talking to my mum on messenger, and showed her this pic (she likes cats)
and got the reply "poor pussy- is it real?"

I would have thought the fact that it's a 2-frame animation would have given it away, but no...
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)
# hahaha...did this of one of the guys in work once...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I did it to my cat too.
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# my cats name is adi
(picitujeromanov, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Mine would do that
every day

at 5 am

if only I didn't hide the cymbals
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Why don't they just put it on the top shelf with the other jazz mags?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:05, archived)
# yeeeeears
OK. On other news I need a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:11, archived)
# NUTS!!
dont expect any help on a tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaha
.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)

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