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[challenge entry] Cor blimey guv!


And the obligatory pea-roast from last week's compo:


(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Woo for the first
woo and yay for the second.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# is that
emma freud?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# 'tis
Emma's is another bit of rhyming slang for piles.
As is "farmers" (farmer Giles).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Arsegrapes:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Chalfont St Giles
(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I thought we'd already established that:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# certainly is
"oooh my emma freuds are playing up"
(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Ah I'm old enough to remember 'Night Network'
would
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# i still fancy her
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# scatman
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# i love veronica moser
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies

I had to get this out of my system...
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Now there's a new fetish!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Fucking hell
That's all kinds of disturbing erotic disturbing

Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# someones going
to make a fortune with those slippers
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# You're not thinking of feet are you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# of course
what else?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hands
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I want a pair
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# MELT IT'S FACE! MELT IT'S FAAACE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Crowds at the sunflower music fest were getting annoyed

He'll be here all day at this rate

Noon all
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha brill!
this gets my woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# you've reminded me i have go go sunflower seeds!
i must plant them!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Sunflowers are so rewarding
They seem grow at the speed of light, look extremely happy when they bloom and once the flowers die they keep 10 000 birds fed for 6 months at least.more or less
/Charlie Dimmock
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# i love fuschias myself
lots of pretty colours.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Ghey
Definitely ghey.
Up there with pansies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ya cant kill the buggers though
They go mental in the summer, seem to die then come back stronger than before.

Bluebells are nice too
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Bluebells are all of the lully
Someone is going to scream "get a (gardening) room' soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ha
all the plants in my house have names.

I particularly like Mark, my bonsai tree. Occasionally I give him beer which makes him happy, much like his owner.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# i love the way they turn to look at you as you walk past
or is that triffids?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Class.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
That deserves a click and a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# aww ty mr pot
do you have many in your lovely...er...pot?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# No
Just compost and manure. Especially manure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# that would explain the smell
for a moment there I thought I would have to change my pants for this year after all.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# That's crayzee talk!
Turn the inside out again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I likes this alot
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Needs more sunflowers holding up a massive banner right in front of you the second the music starts
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# we've all been there before
Or some twat putting his mrs on his shoulders as she flashes.

come to think of it it's not all bad I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# flowers!!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ha!
click and a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I keep telling you- it's a bank holiday- MUST HURT TONY!


Click for bigger (75KB)
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I think you're confused
a) Tony Blair did not invent Bank Holidays
b) Bank Holidays are in fact good things, not bad
c) drawing on a picture will not hurt Tony Blair as it is not voodoo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# let me dream
.
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# by all means
sleep tight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# After all
Banks deserve their holidays for all the selfless work they do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# all that standing up straight,
letting people walk in and out of them, spitting money from tiny slots.

Admirable work.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Its not as though they don't get weekends off
or are only open 10-3
/my bank is bollocks blog
(fluffytail, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# So a bit like a strip bar then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# no no no
it's the complete opposite
especially the slit part
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# You know what the collecting nown for bankers is?
A Wunch:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# no they bloody dont!
banks are evils!

"Dear Mr Hubare.. We noticed you have no money... and we are going to charge £30 until you sort yourself out!"
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I HAVE DECREED THAT YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO POST IMAGES!
EVER!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I hoped you wouldn't ask that....

... because i have no answer...

I was being pseudo-facetious...

'NOON B3TANS!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I've also been spending too much time on /talk
:(
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I know I spout words
that often go against the views of the masses.

But it's all a larf innit.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# also... your images are quite good...
if you tilt your head and squint a bit... from a distance... :D
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Oh its only for another week or so, get over it.
There are bigger imminent fish to fry.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# exact;ly, tight scedule
much abuse to heap!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I'm genuinely ris'ing
has he done something wrong while I was asleep?

Just wait until conservative get back in, then people will have a reason to complain.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# while you were asleep
while you were awake
just for being a traitor to socialism and a yankee poodle
and to think I voted for the twunt
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# piginshit, I blame YOU!
*throws pokéball*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I blame me
I have self esteem problems!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ^This^
"Tony's brand of socialism stinks, therefore I shall vote Tory in the next election" just doesn't make sense to me.
Edit: Before I put my soap box away, remember that we are still paying for what Thatcher did during her "reign".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ^very much this
Life under the Torys in the 80's was horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# er...
no there are other parties - might be disenfranchising myself by voting libdem but what choice do you have? Cocksucker Cameron or Oil chaser Blair?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# That was not a party political broadcast for Labour
Just a comment on the logic of some people.
Oh, plus an anti-Tory sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# when did logic have anything to do with voting?
logic kept the stinking tory cnuts in for 17 years?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# You've misunderstood my point
so I shall stop banging my head against the wall on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I miss Screaming Lord Such!
He had a great policy in the 80's where if he got into power he would build a two foot high wall
round Britain. So if someone tried to invade, they'd trip over. Oh and everyone had to wear chinos and eat cheeseburgers:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# But he would have towed the UK to the south Atlantic!
imagine the mosquitoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Me too!
I might even have voted for him next time around if he was in my old constituency, despite that fact that I don't like the cheeseburger thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# i used to live two doors down from their headquarters
It was a pub:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Cor
It must have been a riot attending one of their policy planning meetings.
5 drinks minimum must be consumed before the meeting starts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# They held a good bye party after he died.
Some amazing musicians turned up. Not that many ppl know he used to be a famous musician!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I want to know
why Thatch is still at liberty - aren't there camps for people like her?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# eminent ?
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# bit boring
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# TJ: what's the ocallaghans password?
a restate my question: Why the fuck am I asked for ocallaghans.co.uk password? Did someone riverghost fuckup?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I know what it is!
Where did I fuck up?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I keep getting asked for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# How wierd!
Sorry about that.

EDIT: I'm really sorry I found the problem. I fucked up on a URL. Will stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# "Git oot sassenachs!"
Independance for Scotland???
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I'm sorry
I don't speak Scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# just
drink more!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I'm fresh out of McEwens
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Pfft
We never had any oil anyway. It's all lies

The only thing under the North Sea is a vast underground reserve of Jaffa Cakes marmalade. And we're keeping that
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# so thats what attracts the whales
They gorge on marmalade then spew up in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# There's
a whale in the thames?
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Who do you think is taking your oil?
You are. Since James became our King, England has lived under the thumb of the Northern oppressors.

Even to this day, England remain the only country in the United Kingdom to be denied their own parliament and the hordes of Scotsmen in London, monitoring the progress of our development outstrips even the number who remain in Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# The Scots need the oil
to cook their chips in !
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *PFFFFFT*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Wih?
or ris
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# shorthand
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Gaaaah!
I'z just burst my pun gland:)

'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# 'ning Ghostie
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# How's the telly?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Still at the menders
and won't be back before the middle of next week.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# MY god!
We're stuck with you til then?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# 'fraid so
Hopefully my drawing "skills" will improve from playing so much isketch.
Edit: And I may make a return to the top 30 posters on the B3ta stats.
Edit2: Yay! I have!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# pffft
can we all roast some peas then?

osmondosis
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# deary me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# another fucking repost
If we didn't think it was funny the first time, what makes you think we'll find it funny this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Long Time Fan, First Time Poster.
Here's me, impersonating a deity and suchlike.




(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

P.P.S. Jesus wouldn't wear black.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Yes he would because he was a ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Haha that was all a front.
he was only a ninja when went down the pub to do the monday night quiz!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Well you've probably seen us suggesting people to read the FAQ.
Images under 50k please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
#
under nearer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
#
nearer living next door but one to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahah
that is what you should put each time.

Except no one but me would understand what the hell you were on about :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# excellent
more of this please
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# This looks strangely like a pic of me I used for a christmas card once
but I had a crown of thorns made from christmas tree lights

welcome!

/edit: why the hell was that comment deleted?
*grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
#
because I bloody well felt like it, miss!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# yeah, delete it whenever you get a reply you don't fancy

you stupid cunt
;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# or sometimes even when I do!

you love it, you slag!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# your talent is beyond compare...
bumming a cunt...what next?
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Russia
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
#
I think that's been throughly fucked up already
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Good
saves me some time then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# and now it is time...
for something completely different
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# oysters!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# o_O
Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

ok...I'd best get some work done...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# noice
mocking jebus = good laugh*


*100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sat 5 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Reach out and touch faith
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *personalises jesus with fairy wings and a nice scarf*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *secretly replaces faith with ham*

'ningles 'pot!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I think you're on to something there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# 'ning Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Harry and Ron began to panic

Anyone got any DS trench run source animation I can get my mittens on btw?

EDIT: I's retained it's original file-name!! cr3 you are teh man!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha that's brill!
RON YOU TWATWINKLER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# great word
*writes down*

"twat...winkler..."
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I did have a long reply here but something spacked and I lost it all
so have this instead:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] As no one ever gets it I'm going to be bloody minded and post this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# and whilst Old Ben was waving his hands about..

..young Luke was slightly distracted
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Lol
Been done before I'm afraid but its still good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# excellent!
woo!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Does this mean that
Hermione is somewhere beneath them being probed?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# in the footwell?
*gasp* "HARRY YOU'RE HUUUGE"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# In the death star interrogation chamber!
could someone shop that *not on the sex offenders register honest!*
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# is this from some sort of flim?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# By her old man
the dirty git
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# oof! by harry
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# thought his wand
was only 6 inches
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# It's obviously got magical properties
his 'wand'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Absolutely superb!
/any link to the original DS trench run anim. gratefully received as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Ginger
Alert
(Scott the Pot head chavs must die, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Don't let them drive!
they have an irrational fear of curved glass!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# spiffing! what what
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ha :)
are these the links you're looking for?

starwars.volzpdx.com/

the one you're after is trench2 I think...as .mov file it will open up in image ready
and a little chopping is required to get the size down but some other good clips
there as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 5 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Woo!
Nice one mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Goddamn freelance message boards..
*seethes*


Fun in the corridor corridor.solarisedesign.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# well for £25
what did they expect?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# probably
at least 500 hours worth of work, fully documented code and a donkey made entirely out of gold!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I for one welcome our gold OVERLORD
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I'd welcome
most overlords, if they're made out of gold. For me, it's an excellent selling point
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Clever overlords got a degree in marketing first.
I respect that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# i dunno
i'd prefer if they promised gold and i never received it, would make me more secure in belief of the evil overlordness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Really not happy with this guy today!

Must Hurt Tony!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# And when exactly were you happy with him?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# some time before my GIFs broke!
its sposed to loop - ah thats better though a bit involved and really not worth the effort!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# The clouds look huge, don't they??
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# yes, it might
rain later...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Well it is a bank holiday.
I like the way the roof bounces:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Yes
My animations tend to bounce a lot.
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# You and JJs:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# It's ok
I've used that builder too
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I've got him here at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# my daughter hand drew 3 houses in tatty

and then wanted them to move AND be funny!
B3ta doesn't feature much in our house...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Definately a budding architect!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# needs more sock:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# don't forget teeth..it's all I know how to do apparently

hehe :)

I'm away now to watch the hoops gub rangers ;)

play nice now!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Throws toys out of pram.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Its like a house through
the eyes of a jellyfish!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# oh yes they resent us, they plot
and are biding their time!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# jellyfish war!
I have seen their recon team on the beach!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# slimy fuckers
with their jibber jabber arms pointing and ordering...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Do you live in Kyoto?
Houses made of rubber are the future!!
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# very nice
also what?
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sat 5 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# CHEMIST PRESCRIPTION MIX UP SHOCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# she dances better than i do
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I was going to say that!
Good on her!!!
I hope I'm still going like her when I get to that age.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# woman dances to music shock!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# YEAAH BOYEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# funky
granma
(Scott the Pot head chavs must die, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# the third house is brill
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I'd live there
and give the finger to physics.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Its about time i did a sock i think

Probably been done tho... :(
*edit* yes its bindun :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Prodg beat ya to that one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# yup I've done it!


but yay for doing it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hehe thanks
did you use the same source pic? lemme see!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I remade the image :)

ok bye now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hehe you flash bastard!
WOO! tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Ha I like it


Click for bigger (281KB)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# bmp
ha ha

arse
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Mizz Mozz
(KingOfMyCastle, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Sorry I'll have to

to that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# pfft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# There is a theory that he's a lurker.
He sometimes lets slip B3taisms on his show:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# must watch out for that
right, off to t'shops for t'twix
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# DEAR MR ROSS
IF YOUE ARE READING THIS CAN I PLEASE BE A COMEDY DROGUE FOR YOU ON RADIO I AM WELL FUNNY. I COULD CARRY YOUR BAGS ALSO AND FETCH CAKES.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Paris

HAHAHAHAHHahahhaahaha slag
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yup. No doubt the movie will be on the net soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# did something happen i am unaware of in the world of
irrelevant celebrities?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6624223.stm
(iapetus, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# oh dear
maybe she'll learn. I doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# maybe she'll make a new video
who knows
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ^this
the vacuous slapper
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Strike one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hilton got sent daaaahn
for 45 days. driving offences apparently :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# drunk driving offenses
on a suspended licence

ahhh hahahahaha :D

what a poo head!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# pffft
"poo head" :D

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Yea...
Paris Hilton has to 'go down' for 26 days in June for violating her dangerous driving parole--her defence was "Ahhh pleeeeease let me off I'll be good from now on"
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# i am just loving the thought
of some big angry murdering dyke wearing her like a meaty puppet.

Enough of my friends and their family have been killed by drunk drivers thanks
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I so hope she gets beaten up
regularly

and fisted by a big hairy dyke

But you can guarantee it'll be a private ward with all mod cons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# It'll be like
the equivalent of a three star hotel, with only limited cosmetics in the en-suite, and only 23 cable channels on the TV

It'll be a living nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Well look who came back?!
You just don't love us anymore!

'ning fella long time no see.

formally f3ral blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ello ello ello
hows we then ?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Talk to the hangover
Coz the head ain't working:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ouch !
what nasty liquids did thy consume ?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I only had a quiet one!
OK about 10 really loud ones after that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# mmmmm
boooze
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# The breakfast of champions:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Crikey
:O
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# eeep!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# good lord don't make it angry
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# bloody brill sir!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# oi oi
saveloy
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# raaaaawr!
he am ace...lo meester not seen you in a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *dons cap*
ello there
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ello
ello
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# That gives
me teh Fear! - and teh horn
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Wow...it's been a while
welcome back!

*bakes caykes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# mmm
cakes !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Double Sting Power Magic Defense Force!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Fabulous as ever mr HD
I think I love you
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# oh stop it you
otherwise its more marshmallows on toast
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# cor!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# chump beebear?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Possibly bindun

Click for bigger (76KB)

But I don't care because I didn't see anything in the older messages & it took me a while

(iapetus, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# That took you a while?
How long does it take to press ctrl v?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
#
cutting out and waking up took me a while
(iapetus, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Well that's that one out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# That's stunning
I love your work!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# cherie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# haha
whoosh! ninja edit!
edit: or i'm still asleep, in which case i apologise for casting nasturtiums on your fine bit of shoppery :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I have no idea that you're talking about
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# can't believe you made me doubt myself!
apology hastily withdrawn ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Quick! Ninja edit it!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# nope
i'll leave it there as evidence. moral highground and all that :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Ah but I could just delete the post above:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *cries*
nooooo!

i want to go back to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Look into my eyes etc.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha
seamless :p
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Well I got it seamless
And then udid it as it seemed funnier that way:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Say hello to my alarm clock friend...


(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# ALL ALARM CLOCKS ARE BASTARDS AND SHALL BE DESTROYED!!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# agreed!
*picks up large comedy hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# This one has big pulsating yellow breasts on its head
and therefore it shall be saved from the iminent alarm clock cull.
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Woo to clock boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# o_O
I was just scrolling down the page and thought that said...

"Woo to cock boobies!"

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

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