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# 'ning b3ta
this be my 5000th post


and if you can work out which parts of me I've mangled for this image, then you have far too much time on your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# BIG ROUND NUMBER!
w00, congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# congratumalations
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# your 5 gland
and 3 bumprints
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Happy B3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# cor thanks
are like a mercat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah
But unfortunately my innate hydrophobia makes me a crap one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# wooo to 5000
congrat you know what's next doncha?

5001!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# conglatulimificalousitiousations!
as mictoboy would say.

my 5000's coming up soon too. need to get some ideas together.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# show us your tits
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# they're not very impressive
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# bondage is the new happening thang
strap yourself up to a Black & Decker workbench and take a photo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# ^This
*readies camera*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# :p
you might find you're waiting a while
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# modern cameras are quite quick to warm up these days...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# happy B3taday!!
WHERE'S MY SLICE OF FUCKING CAKE!?

oh, it's not your b3taday is it?
i'm getting confused now

WHERE's MY FUCKING CAKE!?!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# I think someone needs more dried frog pills
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
#
+++out of cheese error+++
+++reboot universe+++
+++y/n+++
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# have a slice of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# why thank you kindly sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# what happened with your account?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# nothing
it's still there

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# You didn't sort out IT's milestone did you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# nope
i just stayed in bed all weekend

/the weekend before payday blog
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Congrats!
Those black bits looks like eyes but I'm not sure

probably not
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Conflagrations!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# congartumalationalisations!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# gratz!
*turns monitor on side*
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# cool!
I just posted my first 1000 which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Congrats.
Mostly noses?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# unorthodox genital poses
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
#

eyes or something? i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# conga gratulations!
*is last in line*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# My cow got lost in mediocre world.

And turned green because it's optimized to fuck

4ac4c
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# What an ace thing to see
shame I now need to go to ork. Have a good day y'all! Yehaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
#
say hi to mork and orson
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# nanoo nanoo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# stop showing off your microscopic MP3 player
we're not impressed
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# does mediocre know?
(oh, and woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# He sent a rescue team alredy
but they all got sick
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# is this an exercise moochine?
ning my pretties
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hippy b3ti diy
sarrih
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# thanky!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
you strange bank account worshipping person, you.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# mucho grathyath Mr mutster
twas not the account - twas the effects of having one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Merry b3tamas!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# I say Tiny Weasel
Here's a shilling - go and fetch that large goose hanging at the butchers shop

Merry b3tamas to All!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Gee! t'anks mister!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# HAPPY B3TA DAY GRIFFIN SAVER
WOO!
*waves little flag*
*toots on one of those unrolly paper tooter things*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# cheers grrrrrl
you can stop with the tooting now though - it's giving me a headache
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*
ok, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Happy B3taday you old todger!!
NOW GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *sheds a single tear*
*shuffles off to the old b3tans home*
*sits in piss puddle all day waiting for visitors*


edit: Wait a minute - your account is just 3 months old. Are you the real King or an imposter!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *sends world's worst carer around to administer the world's roughest bed bath*
happy b3taday geez,
happy b3taday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *surprisingly enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# ning to you
and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Does it make butter
automatically?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# anyone can churn out comments like that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# puns like that just scan straight pasteurise
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Cud you think of an udder?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# That pun...
I can't believe it's not better
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# well, we've already had a varied spread of them
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *curdles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# you ought to think before doing something as radical as that.
you know, whey up the pros and cons.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# you're right
edam well should think more carefully in the future
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# indeed. he should brie on guard.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i camembert it any more
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# just dairylea try(angle)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# yes
but they are too cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# oooh nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# That's great!
but makes me feel a bit ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# and sleepy...
now send me all your jaffacakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Early monday quick and dirtyness
and probably not worth it's own threadliness

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:00, archived)
# heh heh
Ghost-sitter!

p.s. anyone know why there seems to be a FP redex?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Server error for the image's host?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# darn you and your wizardry
of understanding stuff!

(I was hoping someone would tell me what it was a pic/anim of)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Plus I see no redexs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# oooh,
what was printmeister's image then? Can you tell me? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaasse?

or can I find it at
www.whatareweyourredeximagedescribingbitches.com
?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# I said I saw no redexes
I didn't say there was an image there:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# gah!
I are confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Yes
Yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# it's wally
looking in his wardrobe with lots of red and white tops, red and white hats, and blue trousers in there, it's only appearing sporadically for me too
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# danke
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# no problem
am in a rather chipper mood today, despite not sleeping
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Posh ghost rider did it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Anyone got a rag?
Bit suspicious...didnt some english matches have a pic of the cutty sark on them too....?

Subliminal terrorism incitement....

(vitty And now...F5 F5 F5 F5 F5, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# I was just saying
I couldn't believe that someone would do that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# I have no idea whats going on.
'ning ghosty!

*edit* upon checking the bbc news, I now know whats going on.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# this
here
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# 'ning matey
Some twat torched the Cutty Sark, it's completely destroyed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Not completely yet
The masts are probably alright as they weren't attached
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# No I burn them
in a copycat rage.

EDIT:

*glees* look what I found!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# hahaha
You burnt them in protest of the arson

*edit* \o/
I still want the domo ipod cover.
Even though I don't want an ipod
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# i found
a noel edmonds keyring hanging out of someone's pocket a few months ago, snapped it but didn't beat the bloke around the head as i was busy making sure my mate didn't throw up everywhere
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# There's a lot to be said for voodoo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# yeh
but i was also pissed so was in no state to feed him fish guts and tropical roots.

i had about half a bottle of jack that night and was "the sober" one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# "i had about half a bottle of jack that night and was "the sober" one"
welcome to losing my virginity :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# nope
didn't happen, unfortunately the "sober girl" elected to look after the other drunk mate (her b'day so she had an excuse) get ready for bed, and then had to pretty much hold her under the covers cos she kept falling out no i wasn't allowed to watch :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# /soothe
I was at an all-day house party and went through a bottle and a half of Jack (over a long summers day, not just in an evening or I'd be dead) on the night I lost my V-Plates. I needed the courage from the booze, to be honest. It was not the long-hoped-for Romantic Ideal (TM).
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# just read your QOTW answer
will be back once the toilet's full to the brim
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# always good to know when you've touched a life :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# 'ello trelly
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Wotcher!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# No one says that anyone
Back to the 80's with you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:00, archived)
# tonks
in the order of the phoenix says it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Fictional characters don't count
Else, the most awesome person in the world is a fun loving billionaire weasel and his magical keyboard from this book* that I have just written.

Fact.

*post it note
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Maybe you should ghost write for Victoria Beckem
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# lowering you IQ that much
is irreversible, it's not a risk he should take
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# 'can be restored'
someone said - decks are gone.

Not sure about ant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# ba dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# :O
www.b3ta.com/board/7208546
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# wow what a cunt :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# england's glory
had a ship on them, dunno if it was the sark
i see the oppurtunity for shopping if it was
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
#

BIG!

Help!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# ha ha!!
why couldn't i do this during the cookery show
yesterday morning, instead i had to actually GET UP
and make us breakfast :(

'ning-a-lings you lovely B3tards
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Not the one Tim Lovejoy presents?
What IS he doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# something for the weekend?
best show on a sunday morning

*loyal follower*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7208467
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# i got crazy prophylactics!
:D

/TCQ
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# 'ning-nong hat king
'ning-nong b3ta.

Today I am sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# tell us why oh long face!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Aw that's purdy
Meh .. just ... y'know ... life n stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Aaaaaw
Why are you sad? Did your barbecue in Greenwich not turn out like it should?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# hehe
*runs back up north with burnt sausage on a stick*

no, it's men ,they're cunts. i think I'm going to be a lezzer now.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *films*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *burns sausage*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *hotdogs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# *jumping frogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# *puts fingers in ears*
la la la la la la la la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *tickles under armpits*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *giggles*
stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# ALBURQUERQUE!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# what do you get when you kiss a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# cooties
if the simpsons is to be believed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I dunno
but maybe i should find out before i decide to be a lezzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# *gets a boner*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Yeah yeah it the lot of us.
Every single one of us are cunts!

get back into the kitchen blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hehe
yes.

you should have realised this would happen when you gave us the vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# you've got the vote?
goddamnit, as for the foot massage below (v) i got proposed to once after giving a spontaneous foot massage in a pub.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# It's ok
I can never be bothered to use it.
My pretty little head just can't handle hard stuff like politics ;)

*sniff* no one ever gives me a foot massage in the pub :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# makes sleep deprived promise to change that
if i ever make it to a meet

(did i mention i'm now training to be a physio?)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# :D
although I'm not sure about physios ... mine tends to just iflict pain and give me dull exercises to do at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# we're trained in massage though
although the pain is good, it helps you heal, and lets us know what's wrong with you

do the exercises and you'll feel better (eventually)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# you can say those lines in your sleep, can't you?
eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# i dunno
i'm not sleeping (angry face)

*scary feet scary feet scary feet, the kid's awake*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I got given a reflexology kit for my birthday once
by someone whose only interaction with me ever was getting a foot massage at a party.

I looked it up. It's a massively overpriced kit for posh people that cost more than my combined family birthday gifts.

Guess it must have been ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Crikey, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# stingray what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# In the Thames?
stingray, stingray, diddle-er-dup der-dup!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I'm a man and I'm not always a cunt.
Sometimes I'm pleasant and caring.

Also I do a good line in foot massage and the noticing of new haircuts.

and I have a pierced tongue, which is apparently a good thing

so find one like me and grab it. If you can find one with slightly better cleaning habits you're onto a winner.

Failing that, I hope the lezzing works out for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Ooooh
you do sound like not a cunt. There's not much call for the noticing of haircuts with me, I've not had a trim for about 3 years.
The foot-massaging bit sounds good though. Well, that and the tongue thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
#
he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# god it's all very confusing
all this!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Riverghost!
I'll pay you not to tell people that. I have enough trouble just hiding my hideous deformities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Well you can pay me if you want
But there is a minor factor of your picture on the cover of this edition of Cunts Weekly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# gah!
I new that would come back to haunt me!

Edit: Paint only I'm afraid, and I bet nobody sees it down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# pfffffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# ta.
It was the most cuntish* picture of me I could find.

*only
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# yes
because running for charidee is just soooooooooo cuntish heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# it is the way I do it
run nearly all the way, then 5 yards from the finish line you stop, light up a fag and shout "fuck off" at the carity collectors then go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# the things we do to make up for having a small willy....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# the beemer cost more
but it was considerably less painful
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
a beemer?
I thought you said you weren't a cunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# no no
i freely admit to being a cunt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Oh right
sorry
I'm getting all confused!

To be honest I'm a cunt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# i think
mockingbird's not a cunt
i'm a cunt (but a nice one)(when sober)
you claim to be a cunt, but have no evidence to back it up.
think that's it for now (nod)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# aha! a handy reference guide!
*prints*
*sticks on wall of cubicle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# small willy?
It's like a button mushroom with two underslung prunes.

On a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# prunes!
keep you regular

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *considers advertising*
*phones lonely hearts column*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# 'Ning hats!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# does it work with dvds too ?
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# i see you eyeing up your pron collection!
:P

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# darn right i am
plus, imagine how big our todgers would look in their hands
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# don't push too hard your cock is giant in their hands
Don't wish too hard
Because
they may come true
And you can hump them

You don't know what you might
Have set upon yourself!!!!!!!

whoah yeah

giant in their hands
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# They might be Giants
Big in Japan !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Acid Mothers Temple
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Anyone got any ideas why I had this on my browser when I came to my computer this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# your all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Gowarn
Search him baby:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# i wonder if you get a special prize if you search for "Britney Mimsy Pics"
:o)

'ning, btw
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# What?


Sorry I didn't see the news yesterday, but what twat set The Cutty Sark alight?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# No idea
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# it only happened this morning
so it's not yesterday's news

edit: searching mimsy (on google) (for research obviously) returned a result of a bastard who called his daughter mimsy. she's gonna have a rough life
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# a brainless fuck
i love that boat!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# what are
the snickers runners gonna run around next year?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# well, police have released this picture
of some dodgy bloke seen walking away just beforehand...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Damn CCTV!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# List all the porn sites you visited yesterday
and work it out from there

/helpful mode off
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Has to be American
No one would do a naff stab of sophistication whilst using the name Kevin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# they're that way in-Kline-d
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# While you sleep your second mind takes over.
Your second mind searches with Kevin. Easy.

I know I didn't sleep enough last night by the way that the thing that was on top of the board is still on the bottom of the board now.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Unlikely
I don't even had a first mind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# OH NOES!
they are falling to their deaths!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# They are small
so have less gravity. *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# phew!
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# WOO YAY HOOPLA x INFINITY
that's fucking awesome sir have a click or two
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Ooo
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Oi oi matazoi
Loving your stuff as ever :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Cheers :)
Savaloi.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Apologies
I came across a little Mel Brooks there
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# I'll let you off
just this once, mind you. *wags finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# there's a large
mel brooks these days?

i came across a little frankie howerd then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Haha
great as always
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Can YOU find her?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:10, archived)
# not again
we've had 6 of these now, and none of them have been funny
at least the other ones just shopped where's wally books rather than putting a stupidly big picture of her on a postcard
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:12, archived)
# oh alright moan moan
I'm not on /board often.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# ^This
My email company has tacked a 'Please help find Maddie' signature at the bottom of my emails. Bastards.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# It's getting annoying now
can't we invade another country to get some different news?

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# shhh
i'm planning an invasion of wales, but if you don't shut up you'll ruin it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# I hear that whales are invading
London going up the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# they swim up your urethra
and sting your balls
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Got 'em!
thats why I had a vasectomy they won't get past that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# no no no
they have barbed hooks and get stuck there
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I know. I set fire to the Cutty Sark, just for a day of change
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Have you tried down the side of the sofa
I know that's where I lose stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# pea
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:18, archived)
# Needs More Maddie!*





*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:19, archived)
# found him
but he seems to have dropped his noose
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:19, archived)
# it's casual monday ..
he doesnt need his necktie
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# oh ok
didn't get the memo again. think people are trying to get me fired round here
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Do go and shoot yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# bindun shirley
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:48, archived)
#
if only they did last that long......
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:54, archived)
# why?
you don't ;-P
(horrid, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:55, archived)
# haha
:-)
(horrid, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:54, archived)
# Prophylactic?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:56, archived)
# hahaha
... dirty chicken
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:58, archived)
# CHICKEN??????
He doesn't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:08, archived)
# i'm staying away from the owl jokes
and i dont know the species name,
so used the genus " Chicken sp. "
thats SCIENCE, that is ^ ^ ^
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Mr Owl says Science can go fuck itself.
I say Mr Owl needs to lighten up.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I'll take top middle
'Ning all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:01, archived)
# only cuz you've got the rest :p
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Not so sure about the middle middle
But only cos I can't tell what it is. Other than that, yes I do have them all.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:14, archived)
# it's one of them fleshlight things
dirty bitch
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# *looks again*
Oh, right. Nope, don't have it though.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:18, archived)
# well, you wouldn't need one
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:18, archived)
# ^^^ this
gives me a stupid idea.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# crazy prophylactics
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# double plus yay !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:21, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# In Australia the drought is ending
members.optusnet.com.au/~eelnek/mypic78.gif
(xaniac, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:33, archived)
# How dare you sir
They're my daughters!
(xaniac, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:34, archived)
#
hmm, could at least tell people its a

gif
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:34, archived)
# o noes
rising mim-sea levels
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:38, archived)
# Needs more
burning Cutty Sark.
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:00, archived)
# There's a whale in the Cutty Sark?
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:03, archived)
# no you idiot
the pope's in the cutty sark, the whale's in the john peel
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:06, archived)
# what the
?
(xaniac, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:44, archived)
# does it tile?





(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:49, archived)
# no, but it does look rather interesting as a result...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 May 2007, 6:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:51, archived)
# I HAD A FUCKBUNNY ONCE. IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 6:05, archived)
# Speaking of which, where is Rapitinui?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 6:25, archived)
# pwnd.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 May 2007, 6:29, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 6:46, archived)
# SETTING CATS ON FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:03, archived)
# OH OK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:05, archived)
# Catty Sark, per chance?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6675381.stm
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:29, archived)
# fuckin' 'ell
what sort of twat does that?
(horrid, Mon 21 May 2007, 7:44, archived)
# a drunk one
or a very cold one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:07, archived)
# FUCKANTS ARE RUINING THIS FINE COUNTRY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 6:01, archived)
# *snorfs*
i'm off work and drinking, which means the whatever-shift-this-is people get a lully pearost
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
hooray
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:03, archived)
# hahahaha
oh man
this is amazing
I lol'd
BEES BEES BEES BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:03, archived)
# i chased some the other day
it was fantastic.
i took photos, and found they were asian paper wasps, introduced to NZ in 1979 iirc
isn't science fun
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:08, archived)
# Are those the ones that'll kill other bees
unless the other bees all crowd around it and vibrate until they cook the big one in the middle? Because those bees are amazing! Yay science!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:09, archived)
# apparently
these ones just fly around, and look weird. unaggressive unless you throw stones at the nest or rape their babies.
been alot of them around summer just gone.
heres the hard earn't photo
edit: whoops - file size. gimmie a sec
edit: this'll do i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/cupzonia/WaspsSitting.jpg
150 odd kb
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:40, archived)
# i think it's
the insomnia shift, t'is for me anyway
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:06, archived)
# its 4pm and i need another drink
hooray for internet insomniacs
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:09, archived)
# 4pm?
silly easterners that's not my local time
the cartoon was rather yay though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:16, archived)
# *peas along*

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:09, archived)
# this needs to be a C&C music factory video
do it!
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:14, archived)
# I hope
these breeds . . . hard and fast!

Meeeowbuzz . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:22, archived)
# yes a bee roast!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# building better bees
(xaniac, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:01, archived)
# yay for bees!
hooray!
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:03, archived)
# It bee . . .
pollinating tiem . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:06, archived)
# like a squid eating dough in a polyephaline bag this is fast and bulbous.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:06, archived)
# know what I mean?
(spunkbasket3000, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Cute idea for the wings. Woo.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:11, archived)
# bees
bees bees bees bees
corn
corn bees too
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Nobody is up.
(__, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:46, archived)
# i yam
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# a scientist?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:21, archived)
# but man can't live
on science alone
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:37, archived)
# wasn't that
bread?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:52, archived)
# i dunno
i'm just (probably mis-)quoting the song they used on braniac
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 5:22, archived)
# i potato
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:48, archived)
# i robot
(__, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:49, archived)
# wow, that was almost funny.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:49, archived)
# I poop . . . I mean pope . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:52, archived)
# needs more lazors
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Need more . . .
dilithium crystals . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:01, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:58, archived)
# This is fantastic.
Well done.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Mon 21 May 2007, 7:29, archived)
# laser? check. bees? check. party? maybe.



(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Laser party bees!
I bet they look cool in a vacuum too, with or without my mind's help.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:59, archived)
# watch this
while listening to leningrad's song! it hurts my brain.
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:00, archived)
# You are correct.

edit: I never thought I'd say this, but hurrah for MySpace. I like Waffles. The previous two sentences are connected.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:02, archived)
# *disconnects sentences*
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:16, archived)
# Shit, I'm getting comprehension 404s now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:23, archived)
# vocabularedex
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:24, archived)
# BATS
BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS
BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# Why are the bees infront not dying?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# that would make a terrible party
bees don't like terrible parties

besides, they're laser bees.
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:07, archived)
# All they need is a fringe,
and they'd love death.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 May 2007, 3:08, archived)
# They party the other way too . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:11, archived)
# bee war!
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:13, archived)
# FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Help is on its way!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:18, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
this gives me teh fear!
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Deflector shields on!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Get those armoured units into position for attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:26, archived)
# advance the gurn cannons
and deploy the lasermongs!
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:28, archived)
# I can't see shit, Sir! Those bastards licked all the viewports.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:36, archived)
# argh! pull back the spongmongrels!
regroup at the chapel and we'll hole up there until General Spack gets here with our beeinforcements!
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:39, archived)
# Repelling force!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:32, archived)
# Fire all spack guns!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:38, archived)
# It's gettin' to me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# watch out ! it's rice!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Stix & stones . . .
but lazors . . . Aaargh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Ack!
Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:58, archived)
# Lasers?
(maninthespoon, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# this fears me the give
err
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 6:18, archived)
# BEES
BEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEEScornbeescornbeesBEESBEESBEES
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:41, archived)
# Quiet tonight.
Almost too quiet.

Look, no weather...

...how queer.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# tho there's a 60% chance of precip
which is scary

:D

right, I'm going to bed, night night all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# i'm outta here too
gotta prepare for the coming precip.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:39, archived)
# OMG, vacuum!
Rain in a vacuum, though, has got to look fucking cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Gravity isn't affected in a vaccuum.
It wouldn't look all that different.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Really?
Oh well, it'll just have to look to look cool in my mind instead.



Coooool!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:58, archived)
# the GRAVITY wouldn't look different
but the rain might...
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:12, archived)
#


edit: HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS FONT DOCTOR D ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:32, archived)
# GO CARAMEL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
#
a jockey riding a cheeta over a motion blur grass background.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Shit, it's after my biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Well, it's no Century Gothic.
Nothing can beat Century Gothic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# no it's not
it's up there ^^^^
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Swallow this
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Caramel is the most underrated of all the flavours.
GO CARAMEL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:11, archived)
# GO CARAMEL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Well done for moving fire....
I'v tried it a few times and TOTALLY failed..!!!!.. that's good....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# sword fire.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# i can't, the bottom of my stomach keeps disappearing.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 21 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# gives me heartburn.
*badum tishes*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# I spent my weekend on a farm
shooting cannonloads of petrol at a burning piece of rope.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# was it a funny farm?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# No, they had cattle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:20, archived)
# But cows are hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:21, archived)
# And they're good ventriloquists.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Except the Laughing Cow.
She's rubbish.
Can't keep a straight face for toffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Yeah.
What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:27, archived)
# she's got a sarcastic laugh too
it's like all "a ahah ahhaa ahah"

be laughing on the other side of her face when she's minced up and served with dumplings though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:30, archived)
# I bet she's the cause of cancer too.
I'd steer clear of those dumplings if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:32, archived)
# everything causes cancer
infact, not having cancer can lead to cancer

100% scientific fact
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:36, archived)
# FUCK!
*kills self*

night night
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I've had cancer at least three times
just reading this thread. It's cuntagious, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:39, archived)
# nice
got marshmallows ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# a jockey riding a cheeta over a motion blur grass background.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# that's some kind of amazing coincidence
(and it's "cheetah")
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 May 2007, 1:40, archived)
# either way the motherfucker ain't playin' fair
(science BASTARD!, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:45, archived)
# twat trot tra la tra la la la.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# this post is shit.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 21 May 2007, 1:49, archived)
# this user is shit.
shit.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# least i've never posted a thread this shit.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 21 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# try it sometime, its rather liberating.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# you do it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 21 May 2007, 1:55, archived)
# okay i will.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:11, archived)
# solved.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 21 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I saw something like this once before.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:57, archived)
# i agree
this post is shit
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# The jockey fell off
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# this post is quite nice to look at.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 21 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Woo woo woo...!!
I'm on dialup .....so things load slooooowww!!!...(yer yer ow ar ow ar.!!!).. scrolled down a minite ago and saw a still image and thought I like that I'll come back in a minite and comment on it ...came back a minite later.....now it's animated ...!!!!.. easy to do in FLASH..???... BUT GREAT STUFF none the less.. loves it.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Done in photoshop.
Sorry if this loaded slow for you. I remember dialup and I sympathize.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Everything loads slow for me..!!!
Just looked so smooth ...presumed you'd done it in flash with tween..... nicely done....especially in photoshop..... you know what dialup is like though .... you hit refresh on b3ta .... scroll down the board and if you do it quickly and anyone has posted a giff animation you see one frame while the rest loads and don't realise it's an animation untill you scroll back up.!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Sexy.
That is all.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I'd like to see a jockey riding Cheetara, actually.
Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:05, archived)
# I like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:23, archived)
# i like liver
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 21 May 2007, 2:35, archived)
# INSULTING REPLY IN UPPER CASE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Cheater?


Click for bigger (94KB)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# this made me giggle
and I have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:35, archived)
# the guy's pose
is rather amusing

why do you have pins in your toes? that seems like a rather silly thing to do
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 May 2007, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] i keep seeing these ads on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 1:31, archived)

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