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# work in progress 2
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# his face is turning into a beehive!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# it does kinda look that way doesnt it
back to the drawing board me thinks...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# no, keep away from that drawing board
i like it
just wondering when the bees will emerge, that's all
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# looks to me
like a gordon brown/hannibal lecter hybrid
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Now I've got
The horn.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# When Lucasarts and b3ta collide.....
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# sam and max
i love you
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# you crack me up little buddy.
,
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I wasn't expecting........
Click to enlarge
(Clicky pikki makey bigger)
Quick and nasty entry
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# pfft
The b3ta room on iSketch is not oopen.

And yes potty is it UK Easy.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I'm there!
although my XXX b3ta room the other day was funny XD
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Arf
But if it's not open then...
Oh well, I will go in anyway as I'm sure that's a typo.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Heheh



(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Poke, poke, poke, poke etc...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# bloody facebook...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks as agitated as, when in my childhood, I had to hear the words 'Mr. Mallet, Mr. Mallet' repeatedly in an annoying winy voice!

EDIT: Interesting discovery. If you have a squeezey Heinz tomato ketchup bottle and it has
been left in the squeezed position. Don't unsqueeze it when upside down then squeeze it again.
This causes a steady stream of ketchup to flow out, saturating you TUC biscuit and cheese!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# You silly!
Actually, it begs the question, why tomato sauce on Tuc biscuit and cheese? Shirley that's illegal?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# You know you're revising Politics too hard when...
You read that as T.U.C. biscuit
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# You know you haven't revised at all
when you have no idea what a T.U.C biscuit is
(, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Ooh that is great
and I want one of those poking wossnames!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# A pencil?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# No, silly
That's a special pokery pencil.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# *looks closer*
So it is! A number two, I believe. You can only find them in its natural habitat!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# ello mate.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Ello Ghostie
I envy your bank holidayness as I have been working like a dog all night and all day.

Mind you, I suppose you have too.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# He looks very annoyed...
I keep expecting him to turn around and break the pen in two
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Hooray for the little chef dude!
:)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# dunno
click

mod edit: sorry, bit big - try to keep anims below 250K. have a play round with the optimisation
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Coz he's off his trolley?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Wonderful!



RIS?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I don't understand it
...but I like it.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# fail!
jpg might be more appropriate!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# to be fair to him
it did animate once. He's just not got it looping. Evon so it's too big even for that.
I expect due to the fact he's saying nothing, he is busy fixing it and optimising it. That's what I expect.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# woops
when i get time i shall deoptimanilization it.

its not that good any way - just messin about
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Here you go.

Stick it on and I'll delete if you like.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# It's not mine - it's Buntry Cuntkin's linked post optimised.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I don't get this


at all
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# explanation
Magneto's powers help him in his new role as a 'trolley wally'

?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# not quite what I had in my head

but have this giraffodil anyways
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Wouldn't it just eat itself?

Lucky bastard
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# cheers mate :)

there's always the one vertebrae that gets in the way ;)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *yogas like mad*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# o_0
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Just don't make it angry,
you wouldn't like it when it's angry....
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Why gravity?Why?
whoega-frit
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# have some wo!
and some yay for good measure
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# nooooooooo


damn you gravity!!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# if there was no gravity the chips would just float away before you could eat them
... unless you stitched them together with string...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# or possibly tinned spagetti
and don't get me started on the phase transition of peas into mush peas in a vacuum! The calculations alone would take 3 weeks to model.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# do it
apply for an ec grant

it's for "food production system simulation for enhancemend of Fabaceae yield"

say it'll take 20 months to do

spend 3 weeks on the calculations, and spend the remaining time and grant money on a big pissup at the beach :D

that's what the eu's for, damn it!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# This business of your replying to your own messages is beginning to concern me
Do you still have all of your marbles, Prof?
'ning!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# one word
potato magnets
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# but that's three words!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# gravity is poo :(
but your pic is lully :)
have a woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# durrrrr
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I am angry
I wish Isaac Newton had never invented gravity
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Curse you!
Curse you to hell!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# A resounding "hoorah" is in order.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Fuckers



Yes, yes, text on Nazis; I don't care.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# heh
political!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Spot on!
:)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# That really would make
life more interesting.

TJ: is this from a b3tan's gif or am I mistaken?
pown.alluc.org/?uid=945
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Definitely b3tan.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# i agree, it's another cuntish reid & blair look-at-me-aren't-i-the-hardman proposal
but, pre-emptive godwin?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# yes
papiere bitte
papiere bitte


fucking disgusting

everyone's a criminal now eh
and has to prove otherwise

oh well, that's neo arbeit for you
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Blair's celebrated
Third Way Reich.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# indeed
oh well, at least they won't have to pretend it's a democracy anymore

which is nice

they should cancel all voting too, after all, it's almost like free will and besides, sometimes people have the nerve to vote for the wrong thing
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Heh.
So far I have exactly one line for my screenplay satarising the 'War on Terror': a Blair/Bush character exclaiming in exasperation, "We're fighting for democracy, why won't people do what they're told?".

Comedy gold :-(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# True, but remember the public got Mr Blobby to #1
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# according
to this article, proper poncy playwright bertolt brecht beat you to that sort of line quite a while back (third paragraph: "careful, tony..")
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# The impudent swine!
How dare he plagiarise me before I'd thought of it.

*screws up near-empty sheet of paper*
*cries softly*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# make a time machine
then go back and kick his ass

and also his other farm animals
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Dirty Paultons Park
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Two useful things to know about b3ta
Don't delete threads and don't post too often. Fortunately it's a quiet day so it's probably the best time to find out.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# and direct him
to lemony whilst you have your panzer outfit on ;)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I thought I was being very polite!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# most polite
one thought
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# you were sir
but you missed a bit ;)

I've given up telling people. They never understand that you are trying to help and they then simply defy the guidelines on purpose.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# What like
No shaving the boy bits?:P
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# indeed.
You have to shave your boy bits if the missus wants you both to star on pornotube ;)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# You put them in a tube?!:O
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# panzer outfit?!
what kind of crazy gentlemens club has you dressed as a tank to be able to get in?

:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# The kind that won't let you in
Now move along with the hoi polloi.


( it's near Old Bond Street )
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Rhetorical sort of question then...
if deleting threads is so unpopular, why are we as users/inmates/patients still able to do it?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# It's not so much the in thread meassages
being deleted that are frowned on but deleting the main post when maybe half a dozen people are having a conversation or posting pictures just to avoid threadwaste. I think.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Oh I understand that part of it
but my question remains :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] she's pimpin'
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Ghost ride it!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# you have to
admire the pinstriping on the flames
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# all I can say is
schmerg merm merm schmerg schmerg schmerg merm

:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yes
yes you can.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# yes
I just did, damn it!

:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# yes
Yes you damn well did!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# yes
I jolly well did didn't I
innit
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# indeedily doodley!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# schmerg?
merm!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# merm schmerg! schmerg schmerg merm schmerg merm merm schmerg!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# first post
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# fraction on the big side
But as first posts go that very ook woo.

EDIT: I don't know if I have three replies on the post about, but I've tried three times and still can't see it.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Somethings going very wrong....
Replies keep appearing and disapearing for me. So until it sorts it self out I shall cook some sausages.

If my first woo doesn't get through....Lovely monkey there :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# How annoying
Maybe that's why I can't see the thousand of woos for my post:P
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# They've fallen into a woo vortex
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Careful
They'll reach a critical mass.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Nice Cock
For a monkey human hybrid
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# This is an area
of expertise for you?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# this came to me in a dream last night
not sure what is going on in my head

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh
that is all. and woo :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Christ on a ferris wheel!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Dream, Nightmare or vision?
Either way...Woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# See a doctor.
Woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Woo
I am liking this!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I like ver' much
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# hmm chuckle
yashamash to you i like
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I have bananas!

But no monkeeeee's as of yet
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Damn sneaky bastards!
never trust anything with a genetic make up almost the same as human beings!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Like ginger people?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Ginger? People?
Can those two words be used in the same sentance without the word...NOT
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# That's just silly
How do they have anything in common with hoomens!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Pfffft



(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Surely they only count as half people
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Twins are half people.
One soul...two bodies.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I'll count as twice the man you
are if you want to say that to my face! ;)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# <Pasanonic'sFace>Surely they only count as half people<Pasanonic'sFace/>
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# surely you were taught
never to anger a ginger. We actually are sustained by violence. ( and Stella )
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Yeah but it's worth it to see yer faces turn bright red:P
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Tis quicker than leaving them out in sunlight.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# pah. Sunlight?
I only go out in sunlight under the cover of a large blanket like a peadophile on his way to court.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# And so you should
electropubes:P
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# uh-uh.
not me, porn star bollocks mate.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *eheeheheheheh*
*shudder*
*steps on rake*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# there's a mind on my piss
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# fuck it,
I'm sharpening my swords!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# There be hope!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# haha fucking idiots.
that just makes it worse.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Quite true...
I have to admit...my beard turns ginger. I may be a carrier.



Or just dashingly handsome.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# when you get to my age
it's only the beard and the eyebrows that give it away.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# No damien lewis style ginger quiff?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# no
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Good show!
Lewis-esque quiffs are odd and difficult to handle.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Jokes on you! I have my finger crossed!:P
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# that happens naturally as soon as the sun comes out
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Just when you thought it was safe...
...to go back to the zoo
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I've seen planet of the apes.
I know what the bastards are up to.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# mmm bananananananana
have a (very old and badly shopped) monkey...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Yey!
Loving the glasses.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I know that monkey (ape for the pedants )
or as I like to call him 'shit scared 'rang with an einstein hairdo'

I think I painted him once.

edit:// oh yes. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Did he keep still while you did?
Or are orangs very ticklish?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Me likeee.
Guessing parents weren't too pleased though.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# they
all look like that to me.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# M&S monkee ray gun?
yay!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# not an ordinary ray gun..
tescos finest.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# A step up from Ffyes bananas, with more ray power.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# work in progress
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# pfft
*grabs his stiletto's*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *hits you in the Urals*
isketch?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Having lunch
later though:)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Arf
Top work, sir!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
#
I saw the 'Beyonce castle' at the Download festival but never actually went on it.

This fills me with regret.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# There is one?!
Somone mentioned it but I though they were having a larf.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Thas Silly
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
can't wait for the finished article :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Nice work
Although not very realistic. I think the rozzers would send out at least 6 riot police to such a bouncy castle infringement.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I hate that bastard. I had to totally reconstruct the picture behind his head!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I fucking hate that tosser.

What's the point of him? WHAT?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ^ This
^ And this.

Nicey!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
My one's obviously less funny that I though:P. Good heal and clone practice though.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# go away, find
and listen to "For Lovers" by him and Wolfman.
you'll be impressed.


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this compo

Click for bigger (161KB)

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# each time I go there it seems to be shut!


Is it just me or is it dead in here?!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# you are correct, it is
maybe people had heavy nights last night!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# really nicely done!
very woo!

*clickity*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Lovely!
Have a *click*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Foto'd by a friend
In Austria

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Text on a alien LOL
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# yay?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Mi spellin's diferint.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Some afternoon random'ness
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Jebus
That guy in the 'hey, I'm a surf dood' t-shirt
looks seriously fucked up. I don't know about billabong, more like onthebong.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

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