(kinksrock over London, rock on Chicago,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:45,
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needs more sparks I think.
Well time to make some food, hmm cheese and eggs I have, maybe some sort of cheese and egg salad? Edit: also just found some bread. Cheese on toats with some boiled eggs, I loves my boiled eggs I do.
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:40,
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omelette du fromage!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:41,
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oui
I have some peppercorn too
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:41,
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bloody health and safety.
woo!
( cheese frittata )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:42,
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hahahaha!
noice.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:53,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:32,
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Very nice
Who is it?
(Scrambled Eddwww.eddsworld.co.uk,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:36,
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It is your father, Luke.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:43,
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hehe
I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Darth Vader...
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:56,
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brilliant as always.
mind if I show you may hanks? Click for bigger (243KB)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:37,
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Woo Hanks!
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:43,
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brill!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:41,
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yay
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:53,
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just felt like drawing a head
(MarkP0rteris an annoying faggot,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:29,
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those eyebrows look like they could take on the world
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:30,
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I would say, with these eyebrows monsieur
he already has
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:31,
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That's more eyebrow than man.
(Master Of Turnips.Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:31,
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looks like tommy lee jones to me
(coobeastieUsed to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:32,
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^this^
that was bugging me until you said it...
(Mr.Onsknows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:54,
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nothing wrong
with a bit of head, woo!
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:37,
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Look into the eyes...
not around the eyes...
(Art-Danis a semi-lurker,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:26,
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woo
that's a super vector
(its_hatorah_bitchis b3ta the devil you know on,
Mon 28 May 2007, 17:42,
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Sweet
not sure about the hair colour, mind.
(ParmesanQuality b4 Quantity,
Mon 28 May 2007, 18:01,
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No idea if it has ever bindun...
But while I am here and bored, then why not.!
(elfinpunkTouching Cloth Since,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:26,
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this image scares me
because of it's wandbagon potential
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:27,
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Hmmmm
Good point.
*awaits CDC, Quo and goatse (oh god)*
(elfinpunkTouching Cloth Since,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:28,
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"keep both hands on wheel"
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:29,
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That's not a bad idea, as if I had a daughter, with blond hair, that looked even vaguely like her I'd cancel my holiday to Portugal as it's not worth the grief.
(its_hatorah_bitchis b3ta the devil you know on,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:14,
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I just put an ankle Tag tracking device on the son of god
Your words confuse my simple cut and paste brain. MAKE IT STOP! THE FIRE ANTS ARE BACK MRGHH MRGHHH!
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:18,
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not photoshopped but real paintings ( after Caravaggio )
all by the artist Guolei Yuan ... you can see all his other pics / biography and reviews here (in PDF) : www.100art.cn/pdf.htm
(saintsandyFiat justitia, et pereat mundus,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:07,
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so these are not your images?
and you are entering them in a competition, on b3ta? Can you see where this is going?
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:09,
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and you haven't even mentioned the file sizes yet :)
although they are rather nice.
'noon fella
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:09,
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Noon Geezer.
I've stopped looking at filesizes to be honest. It seems that most people don't care any more and are simply ignoring it. I'm not going to nazi anything now but this above needs pointing out. It's a bit out of order.
Edit:// tell that fool in the pink bar below he's on ignore will ya ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:11,
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it's a pity more people don't care really :(
for what essentially could take hours or even 5 mins on producing a picture, just 30 seconds to check and optimise would help a hell of a lot of people on here who participate, but still have to use dial up or are on restricted bandwidth broadbeans... ah well, such is life
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:12,
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Yep I certainly agree.
Listen ( and anyone else ). For a bit of fun I was going to make a video for YouTube. Just got the seqeuncer out and making a tune. I was going to set some of my beta images to a piece of my music in a kind of MTV style music video arrangement. Trouble is I've hardly got enough good stuff to last a 4 minute or so song. If there is anything you or anyone else would like me to add to it IM me with a link.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:17,
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what sort of stuff are you looking for, I have plenty of silly stuff here:
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:19,
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anything really
short anims would work. Too much text might not. I just suppose anything you don't mind being on youtube ( credited of course ) I guess mainly though, stills you are proud of that fit a 4:3 screen best. ( i.e nothing too tall as it will black bar on both sides and be too small to see )
I guess anything anyone is proud of, gaz me with a link and I'll fit it in. ( I've got to write the song first, give me 20 minutes ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:24,
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actually
a crap youtube anim blipvert showcase sounds fun
I think I might have all of about 10 seconds in total animation :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:30,
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oh, it will be crap
I assure you ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:39,
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yay
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:41,
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to paint something that looks like a very poor photoshop.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:34,
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well crickey...
I said the paintings weren't by me! They are by the Chinese guy , and if anybody followed the link ( so I should put it in the links sections as well , ok ) then they can see his other paintings ... because I am the English guy that writes his reviews etc. + the biggest file size I saw for the pics was 332x240 pixels so I don't know why the size is too big. If it really is a problem then I'll log into my Photobucket account and / or resize them ... but connecting there takes ages on my crappy CDMA modem and it's 1am in the morning here.
(saintsandyFiat justitia, et pereat mundus,
Mon 28 May 2007, 18:03,
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I'm surprised nobody
did this already...
(manky-frankieWhat I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence.,
Mon 28 May 2007, 15:56,
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Why can't you believe it?
and where is that hanging in the national gallery?
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:00,
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Toilets on the 4th floor.
4th cubical from the right.
(Master Of Turnips.Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:03,
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Ah, I see.
the fact I can never get past the front door might mean I may have missed it.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:09,
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Ahhh... Yes....
Helps if you read the challenge properly. I'm a little bit hard of thinking I'm afraid.
(manky-frankieWhat I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence.,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:04,
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s'ok fella
it's a good image, you just confuse me with your compo comprehension ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 28 May 2007, 16:26,
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(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 May 2007, 15:32,
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'Noon 'm'
How's my favourite Dutchman! I'm drunk at work! It doesn't get any better!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 28 May 2007, 15:34,
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Haha sounds good :)
I'm okay. Girlfriend is over from Norway. Been working in the garden and we'll be ordering pizza in an hour or so. Tomorrow, we're going to De Efteling :)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 May 2007, 15:38,
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