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(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I am offended because that
sign is not a 50 foot advertisement to FIND MADDY!!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6698215.stm

Jesus Christy, people! I hear NASA's preparing a laser to etch her face onto the moon next month.

(tis very nice though)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Arf
And then several thousand astrologers ring the police shouting "I've found the maddy of which you speak!"
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# those kids
look almost interested
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# How
ironic would it be if that giant billboard actually abducted those children? Oh, how we'd laugh!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# THEN who'd be inflating who?
perhaps it is time we were a little more careful of our air-filled counterparts
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# oh for fuck sake
i like the way News of the world is so prominent. Perhaps they could have made that a little smaller so the picture of the girl could be TWICE AS LARGE. Still, as long as people buy the paper after seeing it

/cynic blog
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# if maddie gets found
they might have to capture another child to keep people buying papers.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:50, archived)
# the second it mentioned "heartstrings", i sighed
you can't help but feel the media is just playing on people's emotions now
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I think it's calmed
down a little now, but a couple of weeks back it was like, at every single major sporting event, people were complaining because
they could have used the coverage to broadcast a constant advertisement of her face, or something, which would obviously help.

But they didn't! Those heartless bastards! All that advertising space being used in such a shameful way to advertise products and not missing children.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# been home for the weekend
and on the way to the bus stop today (first time i left the house) saw yellow ribbons everywhere, grandparents live in the parish i live in apparently. yeh it's shit, but she's gonna fall off the front page eventually no matter how hard they try, and that £2.5mil reward should go to the national missing persons' charity rather than whoever "finds" her to help out other families in the same situation
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I feel sorry for
all the other parents whose missing kids haven't had even a sentence of front page coverage in the last month or so
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# exactly
it's not like she's the first and only child to have gone missing, and at the risk of being bastard morbid, past experience tells us there's shit-all chance she'll be found alive
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:59, archived)
# i also love
the fact that they seem to have stolen a million from the reward pot, was some of it time dependent?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# It's like some
sort of gameshow to them

"Find the missing child in 72 hours! For every hour after that, you lose £10,000! And you also lose the chance to win a luxury villa"
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# i hear that mr boom who lives on the moon
knows where maddie is because of his powerful telescope but isnt telling anyone.

mr boom
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:49, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*forwards link to Paedo-finder General*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# "By the power vested in me by a Daily Mail text-vote"
"I name you a PAE-DO-PHILE..."
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# SOMEONE POP IT...
Lets see a four year old go down

(I shall possibly be signing a register by this time Friday).!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:58, archived)
# pfffffffft
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Why has the Pope granted them an audience?
Unless one of their priests has her hidden away, I doubt there's alot he can do.

And yes! What about the fucking thousands of other missing kids!!!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Let's not get totally swept away on a wave of hate
Of course the Pope can't do anything, they don't expect him to. It's about supporting them and making sure they don't feel totally shit.

I mean, for fuck's sake, one of their kids just disappeared. We shouldn't forget that.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Funny
I had photoshop all ready & raring to go when I saw that on Beebnews - bloody good job I checked here too.
I quite possibly saved myself 1.5 million billiseconds.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Woo I live near there
!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# btw, it says "oh shit"


Sorry, I didn't realise it'd scan so small.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# john never realised business was so close! what do we want? and when do we want it? Ahhhhhhhh i just said it....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# they are coming out of the woodwork now
but i really like this one - woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# 'It'
SO HA.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG-Zoom-Boing-z'nourrwringmm
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# this is somewhat woo
i'm always a sucker for a python reference
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Very good
NIce work, NIce idea
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# A mysterious Penguin with urgent business to attend to at dusk
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# i see

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# i am not new!
how dare'st thou!?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# 'i see' isn't a very respectful reply to a post
If you don't like a post

don't say anything
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# I see.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# it wasn't disrespectful either really
it was merely a statement expressing my slight confusion and loss of things to say about it, upon such a random post it is surely a compliment, i even clicked it i did guv!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# :)
I had assumed mysterious Penguins with urgent business to attend to at dusk was the norm on b3ta, I think i'll add that to the title to make this entire dialogue even more confusing and meaningless.. it being a bank holiday
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Why doesn't this have more replies?
It's brill!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# zzzzzoooooooooooommmmmmm
woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# haha good stuff!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] v quick, even dirtier
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# And extremely bindun.
But that's not important right now. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# I knew him.
He was a real fly guy.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Joey...
... have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# And dont call me shirley
ironically I watched that on dvd on sat after cooking a roast for the first time, and so now have nothing to do
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# yus
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Inspired by the earlier Mofaha post

click for a bit bigger
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# that's very woo
*wonders why no one's ever inspired by my posts....*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Same here haha
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# ooh nice one fella
I'm sure you don't mind me adding this.



Click for bigger (16KB)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# my sister's birthday.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# it's my birthday this friday! ^__^
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# it's my birthday in october!
not long now :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# me too!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# wow!
mines the 17th
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# mine's the 9th.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# well happy birthday now incase i forget
:)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# you too.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# It'll be my Birthday again next April, and every April after that
unit I'm dead.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# huzzah.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# It's my birthday in 49 days
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# i'm afraid to say i bought one of them and it turned out to not be what i wanted
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# NEW!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Enigmatic my arse


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Norks!

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# NSFTP
that's not safe for the pope, I saw breasts, I thought I'd say something, if I said NSFW I'd be told "it's art".
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# It's Tart!

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# it's not art
IT'S SCIENCE!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# You have summoned NSFWATU!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Putting a bag over it just wouldn't do enough
But at least you know (s)he sucks!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# goes without saying
/would
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# It would suck you dry....
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# is it wrong
that i think that looks a little like milla jovovich?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Well...
I tell you what, you can have this one if I can have Milla Jovovich, how about that?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# on a similar vein...

The Mooner Lisa
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# NSFW?
Give the lady her dignity back!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!
Though, the Mona Lisa was painted on oak panel, not canvas. Jesus, that sounds smug and know it all, sorry. Place your justified contempt below.

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# contempt
thanks - that's better out than in...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# all that knowledge
makes me moist
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
#
and itchy
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I need some way to mask the fact that I don't know how to add the cracked paint effect to the obviously photographed knockers...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# I've no idea.
The canvas effect (and the titties) are top though :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Coming to smugness
She was pregnant at the time - hence the arms on the belly. Might explain the norks too...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# nah, she was just pissed
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# the fallen-madonna-with-the-big-boobies?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# ooooo nipples
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I
would
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# who ya gonna draw?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# nice one
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done too.

*Edit* Pfffft, I just noticed Slimer! *click*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Woo
Nothing beats the marshmallow man.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# that's good.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Happens to me all the time!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Needs more Winston Churchill, Shirley?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Manet, Edouard - Portrait of Emile Zola: Jaccuze
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# arf nice!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Any particular reason it's a book?
As it was a letter that Zola wrote which was headlined "J'accuse"? Or just because he was an author?

On a separate note: looks like I picked the wrong day to stop watching Airplane.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# yes, because you can buy it as a book
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# So you can
Who'd a thunk it.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Still strange, mind
The whole text can't be more than a few pages.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# two words:
big print
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# and pictures
(like the ones above)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# yup, that as well
and the index, dedication, preface etc etc
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# It would have to be
To fill the 45 pages some of the prints claim.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] My contribution to bastardizing the classics
The Liesborn Masters' painting of the crucifixion
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Ticket to Hull, please. One way.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# "Be right back!"
He just had to finish the harrowing of Hull...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Hehe
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# forgot to post it over Easter
was just waiting for the right moment to try again...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha



(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# He was gone for 3 DAYS
I expected him back within 10 minutes
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Would
BBL
be more appropriate?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# that is so good
it really is.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Going to heaven...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] fecking chavs.....
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Haha
but they're making nice static targets
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# *loads shotgun*

nicely done also, woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Woo
And with them sitting there no one will suspect the Duke of Edinburgh...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# He did the Cutty Sark in too....
/HaveIGotNewsForYou blog....
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Nicely done
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello there.
My flatmate asked me to post this, as his attempt to register has yet to come to fruition.




Source
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Nelly Furtado...
In the nightclub.

With the glow stick.

Nice though.!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# nice
pity it's not a very well known picture
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# lightsabres do not good backscratchers make
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] paintmashed art 2
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Big woo for you.!
That is genius!

YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# a woo yay for a paintmash
fuck me

i feel special now
here's the other one

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hehehe.
Yeah like that one as well...

but needs more poo. :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# www.tubgirl.com (NSFA)
all the poo you can handle
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# mmmmm
poo
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# cheers,
more poo next time i promise
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# I like this
But they'll get arrested before to long
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# cheers
*feels special*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# That's great
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# thanks
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# i'm unfortunately without graphics tablet at the moment
i left it at work friday as i got called away :(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Anyone else notice the gay-bashing Russian special forces are labelled with HOMO across their backs?


I wonder if they have irony in Russia?

Or identity crises when putting on their police uniforms in front of the mirror?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Anyone wanna get this one for me.?
Only my towel is slipping off and my hair is wet.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Get what?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# That the Cyrillic alphabet
uses H as an N sound.

They are from the OMON agency.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Makes sense that OMOHs are anti-HOMOs
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Weymouth Bay


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# those cliffs look dangerous
I can see lots of special people falling off them shouting "ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAM"

:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# dangerous cliffs?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# 'appen
:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# like this?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# that is seriously
shifting sand. Nice.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] An impecunious Warhol
.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Autobiography
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# banksy beat you to it :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# i was trying to remember where
i had seen it afore
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

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