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# lowering the tone somewhat

deleted scene
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# WYHPWNANETCETC
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# i'm sure in a far distant galaxy this means something
'ning to you too.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha
old sid is torn between a cry of pain and a mild emittance of anal arousal!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Mm hmhmhmhmmmhmhmmm
Excellent.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
first lol of the day :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# pap pap pap
drab drab drab drab

he doesn't appear to be too impressed.

top wooage tho:)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# "Baps Baps Baps Baps Baps Baps"
great stuff, sir
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# UP HIS BUM! UP HIS BUM! UP HIS BUM! UP HIS BUM! UP HIS BUM!
Ooh how dare you! Ooh how dare you! Ooh how dare you! Ooh how dare you! Ooh how dare you!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# finished my picture...
just in time for my 7900th post! ^_^


Click for not a crappy gif.

drawn by this guy, colors by me.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Cor!
Triff!

Go you!

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)
# *flexes muscles*
*shows off battle scars from wolf-wrestling*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)
# *applies salve*

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# AAU
Like the back texture. Good choice.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)
# cor
thats ace!! :O)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Top Banana
young Miss. What a spiffing thing to wake up to.

I really must finish my most recent render project but I am a lazy, drunken, old twat.

Woo to you.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# You are the female, and more talented version
of me.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Awesome

Woo for Wolverine.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# this i very much like
take that sentinal!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# done really well
im enjoying these!
*click*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# fastball special!!!!!!!
woo to you!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# "disco boy"
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Devastatin'
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)
# He's got the night fever!
*hopes he dies from it, the spaztic little shit*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I can only hear the song Mr Vain
in my head now.



I don't like my brain now. It's broke.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
# DISCO!


(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)
# THIS IS SAFE ENOUGH TO BE TOLERATED.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Oh noes! The meatpeople are back!
I'LL HAVE TO SOUND THE SAFETY ALARM NOW.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)
# meatface kid FTW!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Groovy!
*clicks
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
# oh dear
has he been on a ritalin binge?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# YAY, go Disco boy!


pearoasts for teh bazzillionth tiem!!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# As promised to Shuya Nanahara.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# aaaaaaand I'm back!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# zomgwtf
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# YOWZA
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# West
Hobart?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# okay I'm back,
I had to deal with some criminal, I can see I missed some good internets.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# How criminal was this criminal?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# just some drugged up kid that walked up on our property,
we called the sheriff and he took him home as he really didn't commit any crime.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:24, archived)
# Worst criminal ever.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# yeah, kinda sucked.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# It's just as well he didn't steal your pizza.
That would have caused all sorts of shit.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# YOWZA.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# 'ning everyone
I have a big 20 page analysis to do today for tomorrow D:
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# just copy and paste the b3ta board.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Maybe I should just start includeing prince of bel-air in it
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Always use your FPoBA brand tractor as illustrated in the manual.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# OH SHIT.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Yo homes, smell ya later!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Just analyse one page
and print it 20 times
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Press the button for chapter headings and fake it.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Amazeing
thanks
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Stick it in your butt, then when they ask you where it is,
say you "anal-ised" it and raise your eyebrows a few times.

If you don't pass, sue the fuckers for misleading you into sticking things up your butt.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Have you ever found a picture so funny
that photoshop can only make it less amusing?

img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/nutknutsDM0507_228x417.jpg
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# YIFF YIFF GRRR MEOW!!!!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
*wanks*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *dances*
1
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# :O
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
# *wags eyebrows*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Anime in the streets!
woo to you sir!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Have a re-coloured oldie


(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# horsie?
lo! i'm back!
a little worse for wear...but back...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# Oooh!
Whatchoo been up to? Drinkting?

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# nope..
had dinner at a friend's house...
...and wrestled with a wolf...

^_-

i won.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Braw!
you must be red riding hood . . .


(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T THESE PEOPLE GOT EYES?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)
# That's ace
That is.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# BABY GOT BACK.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# YO, MC ESCHER IS INDAHOUSE.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# STOP!!

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)
#
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/974
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Well, that's put me off my wank!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Here you go
(.)(.)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# The texr rendering has not been kind
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# If this was 10 years ago
I'd be wanking so hard right now, I'd break myself! Frankenstien wouldn't be able to put me back together!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# ok


(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# She needs a penis.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT WORRIED
ABOUT THE LACK OF FACIAL FEATURES?!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:24, archived)
# Its got a mouth, what more do you need?
Some might say even that's overkill.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# I didn't even notice that
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# What did you notice?
No Iron?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Have a coloured olde pea to woo.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I didn't sleep last night
So this gives me headacheyness to the max.

Fecking gorgeous though!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Oooh, I like that, mister The Hat
woo!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# meh!

Click the picture for original.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:23, archived)
# i won't be able
to look at that logo in a regular fashion again.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:27, archived)
# then my job is done

edit: happy B3rthdae
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:30, archived)
# thankye
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:37, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:33, archived)
# i like your candle
thankye
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:38, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:34, archived)
# thankye
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:38, archived)
# HAPPYDAY!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:44, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:47, archived)
# happy b3taday

why am i here so early?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)
# Why am I here?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Why are you where?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)
# I have no idea anymore.
I forgot this place exsisted for a while.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# hehe
Hotel motto - "It was a business doing pleasure with you"
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Australia is now being warned about the indonesian threat following england's car-bombing issues.

We recently gave indonesia our only warship.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:45, archived)
# Sheen seal of approval has arrived

fuckitimeforbed. nights/nings all
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:39, archived)
# My flatmate is watching Bicentennial man AND I WANT TO PUNCH HIM FOR THIS.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# sunday arvo movies
suck factor = hoover100
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:42, archived)
# There's a new series of Bionic Woman coming soon.
I saw the ad tonight. Why revive an idea that was itself just a rehash/spinoff of an earlier idea, and that sucked? I think the only rationale for this kind of thing is that people have heard of it, so it's already got some recognition factor.
Also coming soon... the sitcom version of the Geiko neanderthals. This is why I almost never watch tv.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:52, archived)
# i heard something about that
isnt it making a show from an advert ?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:55, archived)
# Exactly.
Again, I think it's all down to recognition factor... people already know the 'characters' so they probably figure it gives the show a chance.
And of course the only real 'purpose' for the show, just like almost all television in the US, is to provide a context for more advertisments.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:00, archived)
# It's kinda scary, the whole familiarity thing
The other day I found myself enjoying "Rhythm is a Dancer".

The fourteen-year-old me would have totally kicked me in the nuts for that kind of thing.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:02, archived)
# Ooh Snap!


Chorus:
Rhythym is a dancer,
it's a soul's companion,
you can feel it everywhere

Lift your hands and voices
free your mind and join us
you can feel it in the air

Ooh, it's a passion
Ooh, you can feel it in the air
Ooh, it's a passion
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh

chorus

A far away light in the futuristic place we might be,
It's a tiny world just big enough to support the kingdom of one
knowledgeable,
throw away the loneliness and head back down,
I'm going too fast, I'm going too fast

chorus

I plunge right on through the office door,
and into the arms of the bottomless negro of love,
suddenly I can't remember,
how to stop, or turn around,

Do I have to get behind myself,
Do I have to turn around before I can point,
I flip 'til I can breathe

chorus
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:06, archived)
# Were the lyrics "serious as cancer" actually in there, or did I just make that bit up?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:21, archived)
# I actually just googled it and c&p'd without reading it.
I now notice the line "into the arms of the bottomless negro of love".
Er...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:25, archived)
# Well, if your negro of love doesn't have a bottom
then the arms are the next best thing.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)
# not sure what british adverts could be made into telly
maybe a detective show for barry scott. maybe that could be a b3ta competition.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:11, archived)
# pft
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:15, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:17, archived)
# Ahhh, that spring fresh scent!
And I like it too!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:19, archived)
# I'd watch it.
it could be called: THE KEENEST DETECTIVE.

BARRY HAS A PASSION THAT THE WORLD CAN'T DENY. WATCH AS HE FORCES RAINBOWS UP PEOPLE'S ARSES.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:14, archived)
# actually
you could have one starring melanie sykes about all the trouble she has hydrating her skin. i see it as a comedy drama.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:17, archived)
# I'm backing this one already!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# I'm sensing a Skittles tie-in here
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:19, archived)
# It was all downhill after they made the cartoon version of fraggle rock.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:58, archived)
# Not to mention the Thunderbirds movie...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:01, archived)
# Personally
I thought Fraggle Rock itself was a muppetfest too far. I always wanted to see Kermit and Gonzo and some of the other oldskool glovies turn up at the Rock and kick some gaping Fraggle ass.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:03, archived)
# Oh god yes.
It could be like Alien Vs Predator.

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:04, archived)
# it is a heartwarming film
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:37, archived)
# W I C K E D !
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# SExy!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Workshed!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:18, archived)
# Don't sleep! Sheen will eat you!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Send in the Clowns!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:53, archived)
# Bow to the Sheen.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:57, archived)
# This is all kinds of special.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:59, archived)
# I'm not sure what I was thinking.
Some kind of Sheenian subconscious inspiration.

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:11, archived)
# Doc'll piss himself sideways.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:15, archived)
# Needs Kenny Loggins
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:00, archived)
# Duck you fools!
He'll shoot you in the face!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:07, archived)
# *anti-bows*

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:07, archived)
# Oh, Mr. Sheen!


totally seamless
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:21, archived)
# "little umbrellas"
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
# Newcastle looked like that a couple of weeks ago...
Erm.. That's Newcastle - New South Wales
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:16, archived)
# you, me & SPN know that
but no-one else does :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# I OBJECT TO THIS STATEMENT.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 7:03, archived)
# ok - sorry - didnt see you there
& Gronky!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I knew
too
only b3tan in Tas?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# I grew up on Lansdowne crescent.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)
# West Hobart?
Where are you now?

/Blunt blog
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# I'm in Sydney these days.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# didnt know about you either - sorry!
im in north Tassie - Melbourne!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# very odd and lovely.
I'll just go ahead and assume you are a fan of Zappa's work, judging by your screenname. My friends and I have had "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee" from Joe's Garage stuck in our heads for the past couple of days.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# Zappa FTW!
joes garage is a top album - my fave ZF tune this week is either Cosmic Debris or Peaches
/Cant make up mind - takes both blog!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)
# Not
an nice thing to see on a sunday morning whilst still tripping (or not as the case may be!)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# my apols...
i was under the impression the gay shift had been deemed an LSD free zone - obviously not!
Woo for peakin off ya dials!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:21, archived)
# Everyday is a Gay Trippy Day!
;)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Aww, I knew I should've stuck around
The terrorism thing looked fun
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:22, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# Would, of corse.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# Nice
Handbag! (Harvey Nicks?)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:32, archived)
# Noice! C'est Givenchy n'est pas?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)
# And where the bloody fuck have you been?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:36, archived)
# A longish trip to the UK
for family stuff, and in the week since I've been back, I've been really busy catching up with work. I'm gradually getting back into the swing of things, but it's looking increasingly like I'll have a busy few months ahead. Still, I have to take it while it's there. It seems to be all or nothing lately.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# Busy is good
It means there's money to spend later.

MONEY TO SPEND ON FILTHY FILTHY THINGS.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# It's true.
I don't really think about it when I'm busy, but at some point it translates into me getting some new toys or something.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:55, archived)
# nice....
very nice!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:37, archived)
# Nice
but unsettling . . .


(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Cor!
That's lovely :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:32, archived)
# ooooh
purty
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)
# You should flog them to Hull!
They need them!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)
# nah, because if you use your scroll wheel on this
it messes with your eyes . . . Hull's already complaining enough.

'Mr Brown didn't even personally come and hold an umbrella over me and my house to stop it flooding, mnyer, mnyer, mnyer . . . '

It's only a drop of water! SHUT IT NORTHERNERS!


(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:37, archived)
# You'd think they wear flat caps for a purpose! :p
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:44, archived)
# Cor!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:35, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:37, archived)
# Hey, I just got here
what did I miss?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Pah, flirting and foreplay.
Now you're here, we can actually start.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:36, archived)
# OH YES. OHHHHH YES.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:36, archived)
# *climbs into latex batman suit*

*pours hot chocolate into wellies*

*STARTS!*

C]:0D

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:38, archived)
# YOU FORGOT THE FROGS.
DON'T EVER FORGET THE FROGS.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# Gah!
*hastilly lathers frogs with Fairy Liquid*

*straps frogs to canoe paddle*

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:44, archived)
# sup /b/?
/board/?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)
# omg
DESU
DESU
DESU
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:49, archived)
# Sage goes in every field
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:59, archived)
# lol
leekspin.com
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)
# i am looking at a 4chan wiki made by 4chan members
"As of an unknown date in March 2007 all wordfilters have been made inactive due to moot's faggotry, even the PENIS filter, which was quite possibly the most beloved wordfilter of /b/'s history" --talking about wordfilters.

"penis-PENIS (displayed in wacky font and background colours)" thats what the wordfilter for penis does.

Not to risk another stupid 4chan invasion ("so cool omg!") but they seem so pathetic.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:09, archived)
# haha I hear you
but I have to be honest, I'm personally that pathetic about some of the stuff on here :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
# of course.
I mean, the whole Sheen thing I still don't get. The scatterbrain logic behind it and the absurdity does make me laugh at some times, but that's clearly not for me. And some of the people who post comics on here (i won't say who because I can't rememerb who, honest) are just so jumbled together and i can't make sense of it at all. But I'd still take the drunk brits on b3ta over the American teenagers who wish they were japanese on 4chan.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:16, archived)
# very reminicant of...
meatspin.com
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Making a gif for nikon-shynrwhateveritisnow
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)
# honestly
I always viewed 4chan as being one of the most groupthink and immature places I could find on the internet. The maturity level there seems so low to me and they're like "Pool's Closed" omg we made an awesome meme and we'll ruin other peoples fun all the time because it makes us cool.

And this is coming from a guy who frequents b3ta, where every month there is at least one front page message joking about 9-11. Not that i have a problem with that.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:59, archived)
# Wait... are you Zach Braff?
I just got tired real quick of the nasty shit there, the goru and cp and animal torture. Someone here (can't remember who) was saying recently that they're completely immune to everything now, so nothing bothers them. Personally, I don't think that's a good way to be. So, no more /b/ for me. I do really like some of their memes though.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# Also:
we had live dearth on and Zach Braff introduced one of the bands. I kept saying "Is that Zach Braff?", until everyone got very bored with me. Ho hum.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:07, archived)
# haha,
and to answer above, i look nothing like the man. I just thought the meme was fresh enough that I would put it in my sig to have a few laughs. I haven't figured out anything to replace it with yet.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:10, archived)
# That's the point.
Or points, good points?... Hang on I'll start again.

Simulated groupthink. The key point to remember is
no matter how bad it gets, someone, if not me, will
make it worse. If you can't, don't bump it, and try again
on the next post. I speaking mainly of /b/ BTW.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# uhhuh
i think is see what you're getting at but i got all confused reading it and had to read it a few times. I should probably get some sleep. Ah well.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:12, archived)
# I only go there for the dickgirls.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:39, archived)
# Who doesn't!?!?!
[/;-D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:59, archived)
# Woo
for local content!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# Was it the beer that gave it away?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
# ^this^
with added sheilas, roos and flies!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
# SHOOTN ROOS AND BARBECUES
Was the name of my poem about Australia.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:36, archived)
# RULES 1 & 2 PEOPLE
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# For no apparent reason...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:41, archived)
# OH God.....could it be more perfect!!!!!
I need to make a sheen stamp of approval, but as i aint got one have this instead
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:42, archived)
# sheen, chump, whats the diff?
*que talhkcalb's sheen chump mashup*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# Yay for Chump!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# *shits self
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:49, archived)
# *smells hummel coming from a mile away from now on
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:50, archived)
# had sweetcorn in it
*doesnt remember eating sweetcorn this week
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)
# beats tapeworm
*uses "beats tapeworm" as a way of cheering people up from now on when bad things happen to them*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:55, archived)
#
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#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:02, archived)
# you are awarded
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)
# Why thank you!
*prints
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Always nice to see that one. Right mother?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:11, archived)
# hehe - too right!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# YES!
Richard Simmons-yes
Chump-Yes
CDC ballancing act-yes

have a Woo+yay
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:03, archived)
# Haha god yes
Richard Simmons :) I knew I recognized the 'style'.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)
#
"Style" hahhhahhhahhhahha
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:06, archived)
# Bit more, It's a "SheenChumpie" mask on Simmons
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)
# Fack!
how did i miss that!

Beats self with tapeworms as punishment
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:07, archived)
# Shumpster!
Chump Mansheen!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
# hhahhahha
Ace
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:09, archived)
# DUDE.
WHATS THE ACRONYM FOR?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
# "Film Actors Guild" - It's leader is Alec Baldwin
- From the movie "Team America"...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)
# Woo YEAH!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:46, archived)
# ROOAAARRRRR!!!....
GO SHEEN!!!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# well
i actually like led zeppelin. even the IV-album.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Y E S !
hey Bargy!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:14, archived)
# ...w-w-w-word...to your mother...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# is this image supposed to have a point to it?
if i does I hate it, if it doesn't I love it.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)
# yeah, I just decided this image is awesome.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# yes...
...it features lemmy from motorhead.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:37, archived)
# Needs more Betty Page
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:32, archived)
# yes, and betty rubble.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# "I would go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma"
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 6:10, archived)
# i have no clue
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Madness!
Yay!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:38, archived)
# I like this collage...
I'm up for madness also!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
#
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#
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# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:22, archived)
# Tempted to put your Gore and his trees on that.
Tinned ARFlings.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)
# gore?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)
# He was to speak for a bit.
I didn't watch it myself. Just noted it
while reading some blogs today.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# I think I like this picture
I want to see Sheen being beaten by the police
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:22, archived)
# are they the seams police,
or just going to shoot sheen on the underground?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:24, archived)
# THEY ARE SECRET 911 HACKER POLICE.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:27, archived)
# I thought it might have been the Thought Police
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:45, archived)
# THE SEAMS POLICE THE LIVE IN SIDE OF MY HEAD
THE SEAMS POLICE THEY TOUCH ME IN MY BED.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# You put that mudkip there just so I'd say something about it.
Well, I'll fool you, I won't.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# is that a medkip?
I just looked for any random pokemon, mudkip came up first on gis. I don't know any of the new pokemon, but I'm pretty sure I could name any of the originals.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# Yep
macrochan.org/search.py?tag=Themes%3AShows%3APokemon%3Aso%20i%20herd%20you%20like%20mudkips
Hit the Pokemon tag off of one for more. Couple of full
page sets of all of them(by sets) on single pics etc.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
# Worms!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:52, archived)
# did they recycle any decent music?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:53, archived)
# lots
it sucked huge hairy dog testicles...or so mrs hummel tells me. I wouldnt know, ,,,been out getting shitfaced all night/ning
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I think you made the right choice.
I couldn't have cared when it was on.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:13, archived)
# another
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:58, archived)
# *grabs arm and makes pumping motion*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:01, archived)
# is it that time already?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Must be! Wingtips, headswaps, cats, TOAP and cdcs all *on page*.
Most all the nightclub has piped up with a pic or comment.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)
# *starts pumpin
bit late tho
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:11, archived)
# what was this?
hi, I'm american.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:08, archived)
# An excuse to play music...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:10, archived)
# what was it promoting?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:18, archived)
# More greenhouse gases
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:20, archived)
# promoting childbirth?
disgusting.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:21, archived)
# HAHA - tops
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:11, archived)
# last one (promise)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:17, archived)
# Keep going!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)
# i have you to thank for this

and i cant believe this didnt get an FP www.b3tards.com/u/e709acd8427018b1a7ea/fishandchips.jpg
i just pissed my pants laffing lots
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:26, archived)
# i wish I could find the response picture I made for the fish and chips one.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# hehe - thanks!
I like that Hell Server. I used to occasionally work in an old server room full of those things.. . it was quite hot in there!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# i look after ours at work....nothings change apart from bigger air conditioning bills

*doesnt actually mind Dell, you get what you pay for in the end. Dell= cheap, very very cheap
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:38, archived)
# hehe- always the way...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:46, archived)
# world,yo...

give us your money!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:48, archived)
# !
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:56, archived)
# ...i mean...
....earth, yo.........WORD!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:58, archived)
#
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# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!
Now!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:10, archived)
# word...
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# cloney

this made me tinker
www.b3ta.com/board/7381831
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:31, archived)
# Well, so much for humanity.
Sperm count of the whole planet
just dropped by 99.99997 Percent.

edit: I think I just heard postbear yelling "Hurrah!"
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:35, archived)
# this^
phnaar!

*must find some Live Earth snaps to tinker with. Load of bastwank if you ask me. buy my band buy my band.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:38, archived)
# because everyone all came at the same time?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:45, archived)
# Naw, just that if everyone in the world
got slightly dead somehow, he'd be the prime suspect.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:42, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Of all the ways I could have become a bandwagon it had to be this...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:42, archived)
# I got my own series of animations too
neh neh
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:44, archived)
# Yeah well
You're more popular than me:P
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:47, archived)
# waits for the "shopped photos only" comment
oh well
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)
# Ok mini board event time... the theme is Tesco Value Terrorism
We clearly breed some pretty shite terrorists given recent events but given the b3ta consists of a bunch of sociopathic onanists with soft palms and strong right forearms I reckon we can probably do worse... So let's see some photos of you being a shitty, shitty terrorist.

Rules:
1.) bonus points for originality
2.) bonus points for looking RAWK!
3.) bonus points for effort
4.) materials that are close to hand only
5.) the judges decision is final, unless you are ted bundy in which case we may negotiate
6.) sexy terrorists are encouraged
7.) bonus points for getting other people joining in
8.) have fun, you fucking cunts
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# effort 1
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# first...i'll need an army!...
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# haha. I have to be exempt from this right?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# noone is exempt
noone... just make sure you do something laughably incompetent with them
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# hehe. I'd be in more trouble
than you could possibly imagine if she caught me rooting in the attic for guns at 2am in the morning.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# The whole point is not to get caught whilst rooting for guns at 2am in the morning
other wise they wake up and you loose the weapon of suprise
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# haha.
If you see me on Sky News under siege from the Tac aid division then I'd better win.
My demands would be " I'm not giving up until Lemony declares me winnar! Ball's in your court you filthy infidels! "
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# Pfft
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#
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# Good effort... a little too organised for my liking though, you might actually hurt someone
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# only myself
Crap I ment to hold the rifle the wrong way
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# In some ways, that makes this perfect.
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# I'm terrible at being a terrible terrorist
Damn my honed killer instincts
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# make an entry, g'wan...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Oh dear...
A Relum...
Oh dear...
(backs away, sadly shaking head)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# you knew that from the picture?
*backs away slowly*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Yup!
Fear my knowledge of crap weapons!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)
# i spy a wii
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# yes you do
Going to buy the new resident evil with some of my comic money
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Surely I get max points for effort!

*it was to hand as mentioned in rules*
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# hahaha
I like
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I'll do it later
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# winner
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# It's replies like that one that make me miss your old sig.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# which was?
I honestly dont remember.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Comedy genius.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# hmmmm...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# haha
that certainly puts the fear of allah up me.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I think using a Carlisle United scarf as a turban
qualifies you for an instant jihad
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# boom...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# you get the missus's vote
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Tesco Value Terrorist You Say!

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# also doubles as a handy mummy costume
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# that's a terrifying looking anaesthetist
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# If you do not adhere to our demands...

...loss of body parts will begin!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# how very rare!
I have both of those items ( but currently on separate desks )
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# See I can be a bad terrorist really
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Hoorah
classic!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Haha
:)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# that looks surprisingly dangerous
and also like most of the entries to the robot one... woo!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# are you harboring a dirty secret?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# A couple, yeah.
Any one in particular?
For the record, i was no where near london. My good friend Osama can vouch for the fact i was with him all week.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I shall kill myself!!!
but I only have a toy gun.




fail.

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Ooooh
i want this wallpaper sized.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# really?
what size would you like?



(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:46, archived)
# 1280 x 1024?
:D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# haha!
That looks braw on mah desktop, cheers!

and goodnight!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# you really want one of these
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Nnno i don't
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# oh bugger.
must have been this one.

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# thats sexy
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# oops.
RARR I'll burn your embassies!


Click for bigger (64KB)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha...
If only all terrorists realised they should stick their heads in polythene bags!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# It is so very fail
on so many levels it has become genius!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# *fires up photo booth
begs missus to join in
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# is that a simple minds video on teh telly?
please say it aint as that would be too geeky, even for me.

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# naa
something about this kid who was like 100 pounds at 2 years old
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# I fear for her eyebrows
that is all.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# hahaha!
top horn
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:58, archived)
# :(

tesco value nail pencil bomb


was meant to shake the bottle up to make lots of fizz... and fire nails for carnage! but did'nt have any nails, and i got thirsty :(
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Pasanonic wins this hands down
so why the fuck is it 3.08 and you're the top thread?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# now my eyes are bleeding
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# I think these are great
and hate to be a dirty critic but I think that you'd benefit from learning to use the bezier control handles to smooth your paths but it's hardly a complaint. Woo!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Then I'd look like everyone else that does them
I'm a rebel man
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# yay!
stick with the straight lines man, it's easier technique! ;)

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# funky
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# You're one to talk
that's no example mate. Sorry! Don't start me on the bad outlines.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:09, archived)
# eh that's the perfect example
of straight line vectoring.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)

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