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# is that the stink of death? no, it's only
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previously.

took me hoursminutes, only posted because of the drama posted below. is everyone in a pissy mood still?

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Its brown.
made of poo?

she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# haha this could actually be the work of... DUN DUN DUN....
KillerKitti!
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# nah, it's not an emo band.
and it took all of seven minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# well the time scale is bang on
and it has relevance to shit :p
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# That's strangely creepy
in a clown kind of way. I think it's the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# i had them made just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# cheers!
She was already a creepy old trout anyway.

'night b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# I'm not
Had a good if not busy day, and due two weeks off with the good lady.

These bunch of twunts are shouting at shadows but that's their lookout.
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# good to hear.
not a busy day here either.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# pleased here too.
Why the heavy bullshit below? It's 2am you know, just let them be...

xx
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Nice edit!
I saw you!

What on earth happened? Did somebody have a fight inside the internets?

Edit: Oh, it's down there v

I am fick. Weeell, it's 2am, gimme a break.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Nope,
My fat fingers hit the return key early!

Yeah there's fights in the interweb tonight. Going to beddy byes soon, not enough fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Easy to fix..
just post some :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# you kidding?!
I'm scared of screwing up and having the 50k police on me!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# To be fair
50000 police is a lot of police to fuck with.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I don't think many people are /genuinely/ in a pissy mood over this.
At least I'm finding it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# i'm finding it stupid.
reacting to what one perceives as juvenile behaviour with more of the same is the logic of idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Oh cock off
what a pretentious pile of shite.

Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Haha
QUICK, CREATE MORE DRAMA! THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# quick, distract them with something shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
#
www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P512_0_1_138
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# !
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# That's a great site.
 
I have a few downloads from there already on my PC..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:15, archived)
# i'm a guy that posts on b3ta. who are you?
and i was being honest, not pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Nah,
You're choice of words there is rot. I've seen you post, you aint that bullshitty
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# i don't see it as bullshit.
i just think that dragging out personal squabbles on the board is a waste of time and space. these are imaginary internet people, why get all drippy and offended if you think user #whatever is a jerkoff? use the ignore button or the hide button, don't trumpet your views on others to the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# WELL IGNORE THEN
Rather than post to prove a point, making you bullshitty. By reacting and then explaining why makes you a lot full of yourself, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# threadwaste (sort of) to push some infighting bullshit off the board is the option i chose.
if you think it the wrong option, so be it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Don't take it too seriously.
I wouldn't seriously contribute to any of this shit. But I find it funny - the way people react and the way the board goes.

It's all for the Greater Lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# If it weeds out a few of the less thick-skinned types
I'm all for it. There's far too much intolerance in the world.

Still, it is somewhat amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Haha ^this!
I shouldn't have to stop being a cunt just because some fucker gets offended. They should learn to take it on the chin a bit more often!
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# normally i don't.
it's just been a cruddy day and i wandered in here for a laugh. there were none to be found in the mess (other than amoebaboy's creation). eh, it'll blow over soon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Never stopped being so, that I'm aware of.
G'eve pbear, all well in the cesspit of lakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# except for my diseased body, all is well.
gardening and cooking all day, a little reading and now computer stuff. you?

off to shower in a moment too, so expect delays.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Kill the beasts within and all that.
Hot today so all the cats are blobbing about.
Coding away, will be so for few hours, so I'll
be about to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# later, then.
if i'm about - might hit the sack early. have to be up tomorrow before i'd like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# hehheheh!
 
I'm not pissy, I'm AWESOME.



/keep them dogies rollin'
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# of course you are!
it was just odd to see, logging on, that there was a nineteen car pileup on the board. must be ill winds blowing all over.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# It's a groundswell. The last straw on the camel's back.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# mr. camel is down at the well.
i guess i'm just mr. sensitive today.

*sheds a tear for all the orphans*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# I is cry for all the little lost kitties.
 
though I try not to think about them, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# we need someone to adopt a ginger stray here.
he's a sweetie, been feeding him for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# I made one more correction
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Once is funny
Twice is being a thread waster
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# But I changed it...
...it's different...*points*...see?...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# No
You wasted a thread, sorry.......
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Oh ok
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# No worries, just add to your last post
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Oh come on
It's simple enough, add to your last one rather than resubmitting it again
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# he didn't make the last one :p
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Is it all better now?
I apologificated and everything
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# I believe standard practice is to replace with fluff
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# I CONCUR
Kittens, now
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I got a tiny baby wabbit instead
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Once wasnt very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Once was deserved, grant the lad that
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# NIEN.
its all silly. especially what Pastasauceic said earlier.

Edit : quotes removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Remove the quotes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Do you mean NEIN?
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Yes.
yes i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# No you didn't.
There were only two quotes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# *blinks*
*confused*
*runs away to hide in peace with columbo and MrRee*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# YOU FUCKING RUN!
This relationship is OVER.

You do nothing like treat me like shit. No wonder all your other wives left you.

I shall now go and have a soak in the bath, before packing my things and leaving you for good. Humpf.

/lovers tiff blog
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Nooooes please don't.
you can come too if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Oh, alright love.
*links arms and skips down the page*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# TAKE ME, MAN MEAT!
But I don't want you to think I'm a slut...

My father is dead. Except for his hair and nails, dead.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# kindly explain how, in any way, that was worth wasting your time and my bandwidth on...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Because
I didn't spend much time on it, and your bandwidth is wasted alot more than 50kb* a day

*one insignificant post
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# so if everyone does one insignificant post each per day this is allowed?
look at the bigger picture dear boy ;)
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# true, it is.
but thats is no excuse.

ah fuck. powercut.

as i'm now sitting in the dark using my laptop via a mobile phone to connect, i will say goodnight, and give you one last image to think about.


(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Nice addition
of what I believe to be the 'Hermione' bra
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Yes
It is. Good eye.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Oh
Yeah.

I realised I should have posted it in the existing thread
But it was too late.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# I don't really care to be honest. It's 2am.
I just like telling people they're doing it wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
AS THEY ARE ALL WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# # WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG...
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG...

YER WRONG

/Doctor Cox time
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Ha!
What a show. He was better in The Rock
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Well seeing as it's 2am,
can't we let this one go?

At least I optimised it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# I'm not an authority on this. I'm here to shout "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!" and then laugh at the lulz failthreads produce
I think I like threadwastes. They're fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Please explain this..
"and quit posting pics of ur ugly ginger ass in that fucking chav ralph lauren yellow shirt every fucking week"

?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Um...?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Whoops..
I thought you were 'Cropper'.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Uhuh...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# you could at least credit the original authors fine work
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Please explain this..
"and quit posting pics of ur ugly ginger ass in that fucking chav ralph lauren yellow shirt every fucking week"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# erm... don't you think you just proved his point?
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Haha
WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# It's not shit
It's fucking stupidly irritating
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Please don't eat me!
*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# stop being a cunt.
you deserve to be ignored for this stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Then again don't the people who started it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# "he/she started it!" is a pointless argument.
for one, it's impossible to prove. for another, it still does not excuse bad behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# ok.
im going back down there *points down* to hide in the peace again.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Every post is archived, but who has the time to waste collating evidence..?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# or to look through user names to see who has worn what hat to start trouble?
i can't wait until user names are linked to dna.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# and now you change the original image to make everyone else look like a cunt.
unfuckingbelievable.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# I sincerely hope you are being sarcastic
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# I'm trying to drink myself sober


does it show?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
#
POSSIB
LY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Correct.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# I did it! I won!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Have we arrived anywhere in your dirigible yet?
ah wunt ter see ther nurvern lites
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# We are just about to embark.
Be patient and look sharp, we are having photos taken.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# At least I still have my hat







... no wait, I'm naked
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Naked you say?
Can I watch please?
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# And on this note

good night
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Good night!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Gut Nacht
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Night 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Townhouse show cream yellow.
AArree yyoouu sseeeeiinngg ddoouubbllee yyeett??
AArree yyoouu sseeeeiinngg ddoouubbllee yyeett??
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# I LIKE THIS A LOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] those South Africans love Cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Was that a compo?
I don't see a compo sign....
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# yeah
i am an idiot and was mowing the lawn all day so took benadryl and have little common sense as it is so i wrote this whole post explaining why there is no Compo entry without using punctuation because i cant be assed to use the shift key at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Yes
to everything you said!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# ahhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# YES!
But I was bally quick old bean, and shirley I did the decent thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# I am having a hummus drought :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# oh christ
CLOWN HAS SLUGTRAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# is this how they caught Langham?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Don't take your eyes off him.
He will eat you!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Don't blink!
Blink, and you're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# i think said clown is a lady and is very much teh turned on
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# RIS?
I don't understand, who's this slagging off and bitching about?
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# I'm tempted to say
I'm the clown, and Pasanonic is having one of his mad conspiricies, again, that I'm stalking him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# No, that would be childish
But really fucking funny too!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Funnier if Pastasauceic were still here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Lurk lurk lurk.....
never understood it, loved his work but fucking hell man.

Wouldn't happen in Newcastle......
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# did i miss something?
been busy with stuff, but what caused this outpouring of venom and hatred?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Not sure, got the late bus myself
but pasanonic seemed to be a bit harsh earlier about who he's choosing to ignore. As in really childish
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# I hope he's lurking
Then he can see the post I put up top just now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Yeah, that cost you points reposting
It's a bit of a fail isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Mm yeah
I see what you mean

Fair cops.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# oh right
i saw that.

aw bless. getting upset because somebody is on ignore.

and it kicked off from there?
nice.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# hahaha
No slagging off here, just dirigibles and the pleasures that may be dirived from them.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Clowngasm!

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I need these NOW!
I demand you make them available as a set
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# ^This
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# "Shout it in a pubic place"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# that bit still makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# I took out the l too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# so you did
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# ahhhahhahah!
 
That's great.

/goes off to draw cancerous kiddy-raping Nazi clowns
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# kill it
with a spade.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Damn clowns!!!
Burning's too good for them!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# After all that nastyness earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# YAY!
*hides inthe peace*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# *joins*
*Brings Columbo with*
Looky..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Yay!
Is he fighting invisible ninjas? or plaque like in them chewing gum adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Ninja-plaque, OBVIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Just one more thing...
GET DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Oooh, my wife,..well, she loves you suuuurrr..we watch that show ALL the time...




Oh..there was ONE last thing surrrrr...
I LOVE Columbo. I need a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# omg i dnt liek u i have been hear 3 yearz
*ingore*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# *boogies*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# *gets down*
*gets funky*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# With it?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Thus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# lulz! funkeh.
*boogies also*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Anim coming up.
Teehee.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Earlier?
You mean right now, surely? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# didnt realise it was still going on
oh well.
least i tried
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Just stare at the bee and let your worries melt away
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# *stretches....yawns...feels all summery...i can smell lavendar!
LULLY
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Clowns make people happy
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# HHAHHAHHHAH
and hahhhhahhhhahhha
then again hahhhahhhahhhahha


that is all

ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Tonight is CLOWN NIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# I like that
It's simple and effeczzzzzzzzzz.........
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Peace bees!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# awwwww
 
That's lully!

www.rathergood.com/giantbee/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# while we're on the bees
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# good job, hummel.
heh, nice sig.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Pasasonic - you're a prick


If you think your opinion is more important than others just cos you have been on the site for a long time it is not the case.

pasasonic ginger cnut:
"I've been here longer than both you and Dyslexia. I know what b3ta is, was and is becoming. It should never be a place for people to spout random shit as if it is the future of comedy. It's just idiots, acting like idiots."

i agree with spunkbucket and the others. fuck off.

b3ta is about freedom - you don't like it fuck off.

I miss teh neville... muu.... greykid... stick figure ninja... those were the days.... and in those days u were the same whiney shite "hey guys look at me i'm ginger and i own a boat lawl!"

fuck off

and quit posting pics of ur ugly ginger ass in that fucking chav ralph lauren yellow shirt every fucking week.

get to FUCK!

wooooah nellly
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# hay gais
is this the thread for drama?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# No! NO! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or then again, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# you're just fueling the fire
cut it out

/edit: though, thanks for the props :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# ooh, we haven't had petty bitchery night for ages
*sits back and watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Lulz.
 
Haven't seen you in a while! All good?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# yeah thanks :)
i'm still around. Still speak to cashy.

good to see sheepy still doing his skills :)

happytoast has got a bit good hey :) i got left behind with b3ta due to real life.. degree and now geeky job :)

I miss your paint pics :) u should do more
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I haven;t seen the words "cashy you shit" for years
*remenices*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# oh my god reunion
anyone remember the sunday pixel party?

best day on b3ta ever
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# I suspect i missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# hahah, and we made fun of eponymous's age
which was always up for debate
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# what happened to her?
i remember her pic i transformed into a blow up sex doll
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Awesome! GOTS THA SKILLZ 2 PAY DA BILLZ.
 


Short on board time with work lately myself, but I still love a bit of the old MSPAINT.EXE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# zomg
u can't animate with paint :O

WITCH!

*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Wizards did it.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# She just needs a bit of practice, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# :(
Probably all true,..but someone make it all fluffy again...pwwweaase.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# NOT DRAMATIC ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Haha
DUAL STRIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# tAG TEAM!11ONEOENEON
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Thank god..that was a close one..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I think this is abit over the top.
I also think it was stupid of him to post his ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# That
This.

Let's all move on, and makey the funnies and oddities.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Yes. Or attempt to makey the funnies and oddities, in my case. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# ULLLTRAAAAAAA COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMBBBBBOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Can't we all just learn to get along?!
Although I do find the whole thing amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# You missed out that b3ta is also about teh fluffeh.
Make that 28.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# i'm not getting involved...
but if he's the b3ta king here why hasn't he donated. selfish cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# omg new hats
*wanders over to profile*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I used to get abuse because I had no icon.
It was because I clicked on "None" under "Donation Icon" in my profile,
so it's a little unfair to suggest that he/she hasn't donated. It may not be true,
or if the stuff about old profiles is true, they may have donated as them.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# why would u click none????
i mean.. u can choose a cock and adolph hitler...

i don't understand...

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# to trap the unwary of course
[Donald Pleasance voice] : "I am the spirit of dark and lonely websites..."
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Hahaha
It was 'Zoot Cadillac'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# yes!
zoot the cnut!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# And he says I know fuck all
I know that you, my friend, are spot on.

And he is a ginger cnut.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# erm.. aren't u ginger?
u look like this dude/girl:

(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# :)
Carrot-Top, I saw his show in Vegas, he was...hysterical.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# I'M NOT FUCKING GINGER
I HAVE BROWN HAIR

Edit: I got called ginger by Katie.

HI KATIE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# OH THE DRAMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# no need.
fucknut

my wife left me because i stabbed her 3 times with a hardwood fork.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# *dreams of doing the same...
to my wife not yours
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Wheeeee-haw!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# it all makes sence now!
ALL of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# holy fuck
i wasnt going mad ..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Too much drama for me.
Im off for a trek in my dirigible, anyone who wants in is welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# HERE IS MY TICKET, GOOD SIR PILOT
Where are we going? Are we there yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# We are going to the northern lights.
That reminds me, the film is ment to be out this Christmas *watches trailer and excites*
Its going to be awesome. Even more awesome than transformers was.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# hurrah!
although i must warn you that i have an infected foot, so if we get stranded its best to eat my arms first.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Noted.
Dibs on your right arm.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# I shall fetch my submersible, and we can strap it to the bottom.
For when we land, we can explore the deeps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# That is a splendid plan.
Dirigible trek commence!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Air, the final frontier

*jumps aboard*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# To the skies!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Is it time for another episode..?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Did I miss something?
B3ta's been shit all day and I finally miss the good stuff?
I agree that the Neville and greykid would make a welcome return.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# You get to fuck you nasty fucker
He may not like people but I'm sure he wouldn't post a pic as an individual attack.

Plus it's Pasanonic, not Pasasonic, you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# If you're going to insult somebody
At least spell his name right.

It's not his fault you're a tetchy wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# just having a rootle thru some old photos and i found this

i made puppets and automata for a while
this is some kind of mutant cyber rat in a flying contraption
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# That...that....wha....waa...wa....the....?..waaaa...
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# wow!
let's make.. LABYRINTH 2!

i'll do the singing in spandex.. u do teh puppets... and sign that chick from harry potter for me to erm... create 'tension' with
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# funnily enough a guy who i was working with
claimed to have worked on that film.
but he was a bulshitter of massive proportions
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Does it
RC? I want one anyway. Maybe even a squadron!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# it did fly after a fashion
the engine had a motor and it flew in circles suspended from a thread attached to the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Oh, wow.
 
I think you just made my day!
PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE MORE OF THESE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# no sadly
this one bit the dust in a fit of rage one drunken night.
i did have one weilding a tiny chainsaw made from a model airoplane engine, .. also no longer exists
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I'd like one of them!
woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Oh shit I skipped right over this for some reason
That's brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Thought of you a few days ago, but kept missing an o-post. So here...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHAH!
 
I gotta paste that up at the zoo.. erm, aquarium.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# that's great.
too bad it got buried under a turdpost.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# prolly bindun
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6917113.stm
click pic for story
(swore I'd never do one of these)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# awwwwww
 
that's really rather sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# proof of reincarnation
harold shipman resumes his previous life's work
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Banned . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Shake shake the room!
 
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Wow.
I've used that exact same picture.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Brilliant minds . . . no . . ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Something like that, yes.
:D

You do pick the best sauces. MmmmmmmMmm.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Original image from google
from an 'illustration' ( photo tracing, I've got your number ) by Lance Russwurm
Chalk painting by me.
Night all.





Click for bigger (237KB)

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Dyslexia was on mine too...but i now find his rambling posts quite amusing
A little anarchy if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# he's a fucking idiot
but I don't do ignore

EDIT: why ignore Rap? Since he is a big hunk of talented amusing meat.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# ^ this
the big, maori, magenta-bunny git!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# It's a compliment, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I asked for a picture of a poo party yesterday. I guess he can't draw poo.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
pair of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Agrees...but some of his posts take 3 days to load !
has tin cans and string for internets
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Not mine, I hope..
 
I like to over-optimise things, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# I think
Dyslexia is a she.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# SHE IS A SEXY, SEXY LADEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# WE ARE PLANNING A LESBIAN WEDDING, JUST AS SOON AS I GET MY DICK CHOPPED OFF.
 
IN HAWAII. THERE'LL BE A LUAU.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# you know fuck
all. He's an idiot, he's been an idiot since he got a fan base for his idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# go to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# but wouldn't he/she have had to have been an idiot before garnering said fan base?
otherwise the fan base for his/her idiocy couldn't have come into being.

*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Well I happen to like Dyslexia
You just have no sense of humour.

(----------------THIS IS THE GREATNESS OF DYXLEXIA'S HUMOUR------------------------------)

() -that's yours.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# You're the idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# this /\
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# my oh my you use big fonts!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
#
His eyesight's going. Hopefully he can't read this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# really?
I am an old man after all.


Click for bigger (233KB)

Is that much bigger than yours? ( missus)

(fuck me if the police helicopter won't fuck off above me. I know they only play at airwolf because the noisy cunts are bored )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# WOAH!
That's massive!
:S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# i use similar font too, cos of my manky eyes...
tried to use the toilet in the lobby of the flats earlier. some fucker has shit onto the lid.

not the seat. the fucking lid.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Please keep me ON ignore this time, you seem to have trouble working the buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# I think Imdrunker jthan i thought
as Im happy im not on your ignore lists!!
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# I like the shape and the colours
although it's a bit blurry

Most of the people on your list I can understand, but numbers 3 and 4 amuse me.
I'm not an ignorer myself.

/edit: night all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# i ignore your mum too
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Aww that's so sweet
I'm flattered now

Nice pic, too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# You actually represent the downfall of B3ta
this post says it all:
cunty art and self-obsessiveness overwhelms the genuine humour that this site use to have in abundance -
something that is only still held by a few,
namely Doctor Dyslexia.
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# DIGITAL DADA FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# If I reply to you here
Can Pasanonic read this?

Or are you some kind of virtual shield?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# YES. COME SHELTER BENEATH MY AWESOMENESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Wow cool
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# i'm so glad people are still saying "belm" on here
takes me back to the old days
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# I didn't know why it meant
So I'm using it today because I looked it up on the b3ta wiki.

Ahhh, see?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# mmmmmnnnnnnggggg!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Aussie?
I'll put you on the list then.

B3ta is fine and funny as fuck in the day, it's about 1am GMT it all gets fucked up.

I've been here longer than both you and Dyslexia. I know what b3ta is, was and is becoming. It should never be a place for people to spout random shit as if it is the future of comedy. It's just idiots, acting like idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# From London
your cunty art remains.
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Hammersmith.
Come have a chat and call me a cunt. PM me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# my sentiments exactly .... what a div
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Aint seen this amount of trollish pre-teen behaviour since i first joined
WeeeEEEeeeeEEeeee
You are being baited ...stop biting.
The best way to answer trolls is to bide time and post something brilliant, funny and FP worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# I just seem to have lost the hummus these days.
have my only FP. Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# hhahhhahhhahha
i must of missed that...ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Neither is it a place
for short-arse knobheads to bang on and on about how rich and super-hard they are. You're a deluded little fuck-all.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Chairman Mao!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Wait, what happened?
What's with the posting of ignore lists and internet rage and stuff? I'm confused :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Nice Spit
I can't decide whether to ignore Dyslexia or not. It's fun to watch the flames.
However, he (she?) appears to be a paranoid schizophrenic and I'd hate to
make it worse.

edit: What's Rapitinui done? Always found him very sociable.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# He has funny moments. So ignoring him would be missing out on a source of lulz.
For me, the lulz is important. Do you value the lulz? DO YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# It's called "throwing one's toys out of the pram", I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# you're actually a great big cunt
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# A GREAT BIG CUNT WITH A HEART OF GOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# what other kind is there?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# ELEPHANT CUNT. WHICH HAS HEART OF ELEPHANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Rap just generally jumps on the insulting bandwagon.
I love the banter but when it's downright abuse I start to wonder if it's worth it. I try every few months to get back to chatting and he seems OK, then next thing he's off again and I'd rather not read it. It's the Aussie/NZ clique that I have pissed off and after over 3 years of it I'd just rather not read it and then we won't get into shit. I got barred the last time I took notice of their venom.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# I do hope you get barred again
*prays to baby david hard and with candles.
YOU MAKE b3ta UNFUN
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Good job he's ignoring you,
otherwise that might have upset him.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Bandwagon my arse.
 
I don't like bullies.
Or cowards.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Because we all want to know who you hate?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# is this still at the top of the board?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Fear not, I am working on the remedy
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# it's still therrrrreeeeee
*whines*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# *Distracts with scented fancies*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I feel bad that I have a much larger ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I caved
and wiped it clean about 3 months ago. This is why I should not have bothered letting some offend my eyes more. And now I really am going to farm some gold and kill a thing or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# I've not been around much over the past months,
has it all gone to shit and piss in that time?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Of course not, it's just the same.
 
/talk are still a pack of cunts (they have their moments though), the dayshift still sucks balls.
AND WE ARE STILL AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# At the risk of loosing neutrality.....
*high fives*

RAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha
*GAYSHIFT!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Nothing much has changed that I can tell.
But the board's a bit slower, I think. Some older posters posting less. I SHED TEARS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# My excuse is that I've had a very nasty bout of hummus loss.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# I saw pickledpizza and Tartmonkey this week!
 
There's still quite a few ID<10,000 members posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Of course, by now <20,000 is still more than three years.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# and many of us just lurked for a year or two
before signing up...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I have 27
apparently there's a max of 49 (<50) or something.
Bizarrely, you can ignore yourself...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# i find it a very useful option, myself
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# What a bunch of tarts
For fuck sake, it's like being back at school. I can't believe we're shouting about who we are ignoring now.

Grow up or go somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# DR DYX DETROIT
is the king of all media.
(hazbro has no marbles since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Too much text, not enough hummus!
(AdrianJ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# ..but just one pound a day to ROCK!
 


Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Will play for rock . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# wins teh Xfactor
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# THIS GETS MY TOES A-TAPPING.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# "£10 will by a Tewksbury family enough books for them fashion themselves a basic shelter"
Admit it, you live up the road, but are feeling smug cos your caravan is parked on a hill!
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Not now, but I do originally hail from roughly that area...
...namely Cheltenham, the posh bit.
(AdrianJ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
#
posh

not quite as shit as the other bits
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Kebab?
Well, you're obviously more Lower High Street than Montpellier.
(AdrianJ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# sorry but
the cunts moan it takes us a day to get them water? shit we were too busy laughing at not building our houses in rivers. lawl.
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Precisely.
I rang my parents and was telling them about how the inclement weather had knocked my interweb access down for a couple of days. Were they sympathetic? Were they buggery!
Just kept whinging about having no water and an impending blackout, or something?
(AdrianJ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# i live in scotland
its been scorching up here for weeks, we are all pissing ourselves laughing. :P

-x-
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# ...and peeling horribly no doubt.
Ginger!
(AdrianJ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Monkeys . . . see . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# a fine pair of PG Tips!
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Monkeys do
Phwooar! Would.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# The noise those things would make during sex!
 
Woo..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)
# *Goes to spank his mo.....
never moind
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 1 and only compo entry

i know iknow..henge bindung to death
sorry's alot.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Seek
and hide?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# chip n pin
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Yay Click
PIN code tries exceeded

looks a bit Domo (rowr)
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I can imagine Obelix using that!
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Here's hoping this hasn't been done....


de risification at news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/6913530.stm
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Click for bigger would be nice
My eyesight isn't what it used to be. My mother did warn me...
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# sorry....
b3ta hosting & drunkiness dont mix
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Agreed
/is also slightly pissed blog
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)
# im more than slightly pissed me fella!
plus I have to be at work in 8 hours n a bit!
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] World's largest Boom Box?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# rawks!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# if only i had the skills ...
*needs some lazers though
clicking now
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Ace.
Great effects.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# that is just fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# thanks :D
'snot like the residents of the Abbey would mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# All . . . shook . . . up
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Is it?
Is this yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# I made it..but Ang Lee made the film.
:D

Ed: Why the fuck would I post something I didn't make?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Where's the link to your minute long b&w films?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# here's some stupid claymation i did
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQsWZO7-4go

look at my youtube profile for the others, not that there are many
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Heehehe, 'Bolex'. Great days.
Why don't you convert it to .gif and whack it on ere?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# cos it's too long
i used to crank out 30-second animations almost every day (way back when i was still in high school)

needless to say i've had my days with optimization and know when too long is too long

muhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# That amplified my drunkiness by 10%
bastard ;)
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# what's THIS doing for ya then?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Sweet baby fuck..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Mmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# god i wish i had photoshop on this computer
i'm itching for some swiss parliament
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# haha. I miss that stuff.
we had some good weeks then
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)
# woowoo
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
 
That's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# that is
eye-screwing and virtuaKill eardeath

love it and CLIKS
(ShootyFlute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Glenn Too-Close

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# you know?
You've made that hideous beast quite attractive now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# How about her?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# What?
I've got that to look forward to when I go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Fry?
Is that you?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# erm
ginger - check
geek - check
does not work - check
in love with a hideous beast that does not deserve such devotion... wait a minute, are you the police?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Yes
FBIAIAIAIAIAICIACIACIADEADEAFCFCCMENSAMENSAMENSAWOTCHOOTALKINBOUTWILLISWOTCHOOTALKINBOUTWILLIS
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Is your best friend a Bender? - check!
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# poke her in the eye!!
soz

She would suffocate if her mouth was full.
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# i would!
.....land my spaceship on that forehead.
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# save it.
you could land two on his.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Blow and away . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# sadly
she is kind of cute now...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# She's AWESOME in The Shield.
 
I was surprised, and pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# D A N C E!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Heh, nice!
*gets down*

I've seen that video. That kid is absolutely mental.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# David Elsewhere, he am a god.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# You've been watching me dancing in my mirror again.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# You're supposed to reply with a dancey animation..
Don't you know the rules of Dance-Time?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# We have rules now?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Not really no...I was trying to be funkay
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# No I didn't....
Nobody else did either! *grump*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# pfft.
If I'd have known there were rules I'd have had more than this thing from 4 years ago prepared. I did not even know what photoshopping was back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# you remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.



DANCE MAGIC DANCE!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# SWEET!
DANCE TEIM!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# YeS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# we are not amused
but we ARE funkay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# yeah! She's the queen of funk!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# The video for that is fantastic
Nerdy white guy gets on stage...and blows the place away!

Also, people on /talk are cunts. I ignored the many warnings, and a harsh punishment was dealt. I only asked them a simple question!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# It is one of the greatest videos ever.
The way he looks so dorky, then calmly goes into the greatest dance ever. Spooktackular.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# pffft
this ams good.

You can add a width=200 in your image tag, so it's not post-stamp sized
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# You bugger!
Fanks a boondle.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Yeah . . . how . . . BIGGER?


Dance and prance . . . anyway . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# ahem
I'm no html guru but is in not (space)width="200"(space)?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Oh do fuck off cunt-wank.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# ^what he said
you boring twat
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# haha, pull your
neck in you petulant fucking child. You kids have all the mouth on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# are you as ugly as your boyfreind?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# twice.
are you allowed to be up so late little boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)
# I'm 33 and weigh 17 stone what are you on about!
you also give too much away on your YAWN profile dont make me smash up your bases...
now go away... oh ignore yeahhhhhh bye geman gay person that not many people like.....
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# stop trolling and behave
distinctly unb3tan..Pasa only trying to help wit tongue in cheek..
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# im not trolling he started being a twat down the board and has pissed me off
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Sounds like the start of a wonderfull relationship
*waits for wedding invite
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Happily
I'm just trying to ensure that you get the code right, you know? In a helpful way. You did seem interested.

Can't change your spots can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# that is indedd correct
here:
<img width="200" src="http://www.vacationpics.com/mygoatse.jpg">
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# thank you.
like I said, I'm genuinely no expert but I recall those quotation marks making all the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# although the magic workings of b3ta fix that kind of stuff for you
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# in that case
I am clueless. I paint pictures ffs, i don't know numbers and fings! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Wonder what's inside...
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# *slaps hand*
NO, bad newbie!

Now go wash your eyes with acid.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# OW!
*runs out crying*
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# drinks tears
*masturbates
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# drinks jizz... cries.
Thus the cycle begins.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# drinks tears...masturbate
yay I got a good spot
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Aaah yes
I learnt this in geography.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# complete
I think you'll find...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# never ever
wonder what's inside a goatse


(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I had a friend...
...who I showed the original goatse to. And when it loaded up, he looked at it without flinching and said, "That guy must be married." "Eh?" says me. "He's wearing a wedding ring." "hmmm, wasn't exactly the ring that caught my attention the first time I looked at it."
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# my theory is that
the ring is connected to a string, so he can pull his hand out his ass in case it gets stuck
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Well, yes it was
Just not THAT ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Supermarkets sell these dirt cheap you know?


/marcus brigstocke
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Asda = £5
Sister = happy
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
#
ASDA = Sold out
WH Smith = £10
Me = unhappy.

Read it all intwo days though which is unusual for me. I quite enjoyed it, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# chav!
;-)
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# yeah, but half way though it turns into some shite by Andy McNab
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)

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