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[challenge entry] it's the only way to go
for suicidal mice

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Bahahaha!
What a way to go
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hehehe :)

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# And suicidal Princes
of Wales.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Lemmiwinks!
wait . . that was the other hole . . .

nevermind
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:57, archived)
# A bit late
and sorry for a photo-post but today I found another entry for the phallic logo awards

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# BANANA AND EGGS
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# when come back, bring pie!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Careyn?
Is someone trying to spell Karen?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# If your cock looks like that etc....

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] suicide pact
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Pffft.
"If I decided to kill my self, it would be poison in my sandwiches. It would be a suicide pact lunch."

/Mel Smith.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# the new traffic calming measures are
in keeping with the musical heritage of Abbey road...



(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# they ripped off big!!
thieving bastards!!

tom isn't going to like this..
=D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Heh heh.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It all seems so futile...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Cracking!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Does the fox follow shortly?:D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha!!
'i wish it had snowed more!!'
splat!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] "Assisted" suicide.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# also known as
"not" suicide
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# you rule.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Yum

(modified an old one from the vaults, so not a repost)

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ace!!
nice taggage!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# top taggage
bloody hell the board's going at some pace...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *puffs, pants*
i having difficulty keeping up!!

bloody kids!!
*waves zimmer frame*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Still had the time to mindpiss me on the tag though...
swine
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!!
*urinates everywhere*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# What in the hell?
I turn my back for two seconds and it's like the whole thing's refreshed with an entirely new set of images - all the sodding way down the page...

*cries*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# RIGHT!!
ALL B3TANS TO STOP WORKING UNTIL THE BOARD SLOWS DOWN!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Thanks
it seems to be working
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# happy to help.
eh?
whats up boss?

sacked eh?
can i use the computer until the compo slows dow-
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Boss?
what's one of those look like then?

In fact, just tell me what it's like having actual work to do...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# it's like having an itch you can't reach...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Cor... that sounds more stimulating that staring at the walls, weeping gently.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# The middle one looks slightly like he's looking forward to being eaten..
in a perverse way.

As always, great work, and nice taggage :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# nom nom nom
.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Mini challenge
G'noon all. Anybody fancy photoshopping this guy for me?



He's a good bloke who is retiring soon and is well known for photoshopping people for their leaving presentations. So obviously I get to do the same to him and wondered if you wanted a go while I'm here.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I'd love to.

Usual contracting rates apply; I'll take the project on for £200 and it's £45/hour for the duration.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Nah it's alright
I don't like your stuff anyway ;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Damn.

This freelancing lark's not going so well. :(
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# you can do me...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Can I?

What do you mean by that, exactly?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# ha ha ha...
ummm...

i don't know..
i'm all talk..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# A freelancing lark?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# And how much for the photoshopping work?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha etc.


Seriously, that's how much I charge to wield my stylus to please another man.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Here's my effort
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# of course!!
but, you'll have to buy me a copy of whatever is the best programme to photoshop with...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Photoshop
duh!


and you can download one for free.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# free?!
now all i need is a computer that works!!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I haven't quite worked out
how to download one of those yet.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# gaz me when you do!!
*sits and stares at 'messages'*
refresh...
refresh...
refresh...
refresh...
refresh...
refresh...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# WAWYPB?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Yes.
Yes you are.

At least that's what it says in your profile.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# This do?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The Far Side inspired
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Heheheh
'bummer of a birthmark, Hal'!

He also did one with a spider hanging itself which has got me thinking...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Says that on my cup, so it does.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# You are either Irish or Yoda
either way you have a good mug.

aicmfp?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I'm about an 8th Irish;
And I am short. And wearing a green jumper.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I am just over half Irish.
I'm part of an experiment to produce a person exactly 9/11ths Irish. They're forcing me to breed with other fractional Irishes. Run! Run while you still can!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# my mug says
'injections are fun'
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Mine says Kit Kat.
and I'm that hooked, I'm considering eating the chocolate that fell on the floor earlier.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# it's ok if you pick it up within ten seconds...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I think it was more than ten seconds.
But I NEED more chocolate.

Maybe some tea will do instead...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# haha!!
me likey.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# As I saw Bill Bailey in Brighton last night on his Tinselworm tour.
Have a crudely drawn MS Paint Bill. It was absolutely fantastic, and if you've missed the opportunity to see it, I heartily recommend budgeting for the DVD when that's out. His new material is superb.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# The cold, dead eyes of a killer
Woo!

I'd love to see Bill Bailey live. Sadly, whenever he does make it to Edinburgh, it's usually during the Festival and hideously expensive.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I went to see him on the Part Troll tour
It was a late extension of the tour and the tickets were £40 but, with the excuse of it being a mate's birthday to justify the expenditure, it turned out to be well worth the dosh.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# thats fantastic
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Tah!!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# nice
I'd like to see this made very small for a cute little tiny pixel Bill Bailey.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# in a side scrolling shooter
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Ohhh, what a grand idea.
I might have a go at that.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# is his new material any different to his old stuff?
as much as i liked bewilderness and part troll (even went to see it on tour) they made him look like he only had about 3 jokes. i love his material and style but hope it's significantly different from the last two tours?

and that's a great pic :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# It's like Part Troll and a half.
It's all new stuff, and he's got some great new songs. It's much better than Part Troll, but it's got the same layout and feel. It really was an exceptionally good 2 hours.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I wanted to go on Friday to Wembley for my birthday present
but I couldn't afford to get the tickets till pay day, and then it was sold out.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# *adds to amazon wish list*
*emails wish lists 175 items to mum and dad*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# :D:D
Shada only told me last night that Ross Noble has a new DVD out too! My poor wallet.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I like Russell Howard
have you seen his stuff?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I don't recall his name...
AH, after a Google search: I do remember him from a few quiz shows on telly. What's his stand up stuff like?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# AWESOME
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# :)
To Mininova.org!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Glee!
Off to see him on Friday at Wembley - really looking forward to it
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] deathwish chicken
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# i hate that twat.
come on chicken!!
peck his beady eyes out!!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
YES!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# A magenta cock?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
#

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Sexy robots
*wants Operation Japanese edition*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# my two year old son loves operation
he just likes making it buzz.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Now I'm wondering what lonely medical students with over night lab access do with their spare time
Woo picture.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha!!
phew!
i wish the board would slow down!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Realistic girl mouth
how long before someone tries to stick their cock in it?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# it's already been down 17 times that morning...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# am I missing something here?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I'm glad this doesn't happen in normal life...
they'd just know when to push harder with the drill...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] lazy i know,,,, at least i didn't just do a screenprint.......


(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaaaa!
I have a better sig for you . . .

'Ives and Henry sitting inna tree . . . '


(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# THAT DOES IT!!
*snatches special brew away*
*hands over kaliber*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha
jesus
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Best post on this subject ever made
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaha
Oh god...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Look, all he said was "Can you shoot into John Menzies for a minute?"
it was a schoolboy error.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaha!!
oh no!!
now i'm hull bound for laughing!!
damn you damocles!!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# cracking stuff
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# HAHAHHAHA
*office smirk*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# pffft!
great use of a classic gif ;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *Click*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# hah!
inspired
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# hell >>>>
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# >>>>oooo Nurse!
/Whacko
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Well...
they actually used Glock 17's.

But it's nice anyway.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Not really compo-worthy...
I just have a cold and am feeling bleh:

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] whata way ta go.....
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# That's no kebab...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# tis but a mere starter...
...kebabs for main course
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Emo Kitty

I should be ashamed of myself for this...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Just remember kitty, it's along the lane
not across the street
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks for the english lesson...
here's another one just B B B B they do it....


(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# henry is ace for sucking up big hairy spiders!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# and if rumour is to be believed
sucking off yourself!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *sigh*
That's not a spider put it away . . .


(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
#
up big hairy spiders ivesb's genitalia
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# i hate you all!!!
*flounces off*
henry understands me...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# So many illegal immigrants out of work.
Their families will starve you know!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# I have a Henry
he loves his dust. He goes 'mmmmmmyumyumyumyumyum....'
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# have you ever spilt flour
and watched in awe as henry hoovers scarface-esque lines of your carpet?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# If she hasn't, she will tonite =)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# :)
but the hose isn't plugged in! ;P
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Little known fact:
Henrys are hunted for their cylindrical meat and their skins are turned in to gruesome monuments and household cleaning appliances. You've probably either used one to clean a house or eaten a kebab without knowing the plight of the Henry species.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *shrugs*
i'll still eat 'em.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Me too
Henry meat is nice.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

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