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# lolcat

(ScrewiLewi, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I applaud you sir
Until my hands are red raw and bleeding from the clapping.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)
# oh dear
it's a lolcat, TOAP and football joke all in one!

but I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)
# In fairness, aren't all lolcats TOAPs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)
# hahaha
this should be posted more often
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:50, archived)
# woot!
this takes the standards of lolcats up a notch!
A WHOLE FUCKING NOTCH!!!

EDIT: g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I like the new Radiohead album.
Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Huh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)
# down boy!
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Cor!
I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)
# As do I!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)
# At least thirded !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)
# quattroed
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Fift!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
# u r ill-timed cumfart.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I get the feeling there aren't many Chelsea fans here.
Not that I'm one either but I liked the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Waveroll

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I certainly clicked.
CLICK CLICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Because we separate
like ripples of a blank shore
in rainbows
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Sounds like something our friend would like to quote . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's quite disturbing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:57, archived)
# It is kinda scary
seeing one of your great static works moving . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# I'm so topical.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)
# You are?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I am.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# YOU SAID HAM
ZOMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Just like Lilt.
He's got a totally tropical taste.
A totally tropical ta-aaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)
# scrotally topical paste?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:45, archived)
# I hate you all
and you are all cunts
(bobriot, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Then I'm going to do you a favour
and ignore you from now on, so you won't have to deal with my bullshit any more :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Yeah, ya big fanny head!
Oh fuck. I've ignored myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i don't know why he's so mad.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# PAINTBIRD DOESN'T MIND

I had to crop paintbird in photoshop because I couldn't work out how to do it in paint
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Selection tool > Drag to upper left corner > make canvas smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)
# puny human
cropping is a sign of weakness

rectangular select and drag into the corner, then edit the image.attributes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)
# ...but before drawing the image, presumably?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:59, archived)
# This is embarrassing
I can't work paint.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Paintbird reminds me of a glurk
www.stcustards.free-online.co.uk/topp/botany/pic1.htm
Which is a good thing.
Also somewhat of a kakapo, the world's least effective parrot.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:56, archived)
# That glurk's tail
is really rather splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Ah! But your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# i´ll get shot now



observer.guardian.co.uk/world/story/0,,2236001,00.html
(species, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)
# A WOMAN PRESIDENT?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# A horse?
In a zoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# with a
kangaroo?
(maninthespoon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# He appears to be trying to jump over the horse.
But he can't quite make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# NOT ON MY WATCH
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# lol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# If he ends up being president some cunt'll shoot him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:31, archived)
# thats sad because its true.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Sadly I agree.
Good luck to him.

That Jesus-fucker will win the GOP nomination, then someone will find out that he rapes and kills dogs. Then Giuliani will get the nod BECAUSE he rapes and kills dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)
# She wants to ban violent computer games but condones adultery.
I think I can guess which one of those two has been responsible for ruining more children's lives.

Oh, what a world.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# i never heard she wanted to ban computer games.
where does it say that?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Nowhere. I made it up.
She actually has a very sensible viewpoint on violent and sexually explicit games. But that don't make the headlines, do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Then it's true
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# not banning
but she wants to censor them
(maninthespoon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Not really. She wants a system like in the UK where whiny little fucks pester their parents into buying the games for them instead of buying them themselves.
/politicsblog

Mind you, she's got a snuke up her snizz, so watch out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# we have that system...
but we don't ban games because they're too violent or offensive. we just rate them like movies. woot...go censorship!!!
(link12245, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)
# A flay-rod askew?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# anagram for
"You salad freak"

...interesting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)
# So that's why it's called
a hook nose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
#

(maninthespoon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# OH ELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Hello!
Oh..goodbye, then!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)
# stolen: dog breath pop lizards


Click for bigger (193KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Following the yellow forked tongue . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)
# this brings back
so many drug-influenced memories...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Are you working on any drug-influenced writings atm?
Have you read any Huxley?

:)
'Does being naked help your creative juices?'
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# not right now
i have a fever right now. it's mild, but i'm starting to see 2 screens. i'm going to have to draw on my memories
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# “Every man's memory is his private literature.”
pink and blue headache lights
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# i don't need lights to give me headaches
this bloody screen does the job just fine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin Dun?
(ceebee, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
#
A little bit of Erica in my life... etc
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Promiscuous sod
Bet he caught some nasty oozy STDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# . . . is all I need . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# HELLOME AGIN, PERSON.
OH YOU LEFT. DON'T FORGHET TO FLOSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Either I foreseen that in a dream
or it is a pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# FANCY C'ING U HERE
ASL?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Pulled out of top drawer . . . by top drawer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I see the hydraulic dual piston buggering machine is working.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
#
www.sybian.com
The poummel-horse for the 21st century.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)
# An unbalanced motor and a oscillating cam. Not sexy.
Gushing oil and big brass tubes, very sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# You've described my ideal woman there.
Apart from the "oil and big brass tubes" bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# 'jokes'.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I've eaten half a pack
of Dextro sugar tablets. I don't think I'll be going to sleep any time soon
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# everything will be okay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# All the better to broam you with
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# DOC YOU APPEAR TO HAVE EXPANDED YOR ATRISTIC SCOPE IN TH E MONTHS I BEEN AWAY IN EVENING (PROPER TIME)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Sometimes when I squeeze a fart out I worry that it could possibly be a tumour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# better out than in
tumours
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Now he's a sad tumour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# some times whe i squeeze a tumour i worry it could be a fart.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# What a predicament.
What if the tumour got cold and starting shivering? I'd feel so guilty. Poor tumour, have a cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# even cancer needs a home.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I've still got the potatoe cut-out.
Might be time to revisit the "Save Cancer Fund".
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# YES! *clicks*
Now make 15 "HI I'M KERMIT" posts and make us all happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i have to get my other computer to work then.
so give me a short moment.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *mummble*
not a good mummble either
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] blah


dump it on the night shift I say!

i'll put something not compoed up soon
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I like the less obvious ones
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Bahahahahahaha
I'll click that!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Well I'll be darned.
WOO!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# golly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# is 'golly' actualy a racist thing to say is that more of a 'lol lol doctor dyslexia is a racist american cunt' thing?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)
# BIG BLACK WEINER:
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# He's referring to this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwog
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Darned well . . .
well darned . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with this
It's quite good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# hahaha
saucy benny
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Don't know why it took
so long to figure f . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Wimble


My new vid is on links. Enjoy.

Oh, and comment if you would have a care.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Did you do the Winnie-the-Pooh / Munch mash-up on yr profile?
Now that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Yes
that was mine.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Is that the bridge
of the Star Trek Enterprise that someone's built in their living room, and their relatives are all like, when they come round, all like "Jesus Christ
what the hell have you built this thing in here for, it's going to totally devalue your house you idiot" and then they'll be all like really feeling
like a stupid idiot and they'll find they don't have the money to convert it back to how it used to be?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Dunno
I just stole the image. But I think it was from a theme park.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# so much for the happy ending
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# They will
all be back. They always are. Colette has died 3 times in vids now.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# yay
what do you make these in? Are the crossfades new?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# /embarrassed blog
I make them in a free edition of photoshop LE. Then Windows Movie Maker. The first 30 seconds of that vid took six hours, with doing the music too. I know, I'll find a dating site soon...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# 6 hours?
the music bits were yours then? good stuffe
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Not exactly
But I had to tweak it all. It was honest hard work, with vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] seeing as how the last one had been done...
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Oi loikes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I can confirm that this indeed
is not an apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Sure? Can't you make out that tiny-yet-ominous dot on the horizon?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# come lsiten to me DJ RIGHT NOW
on www.bucketofbad.com

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Egad, it works on this computer.
21st century!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Mind you, mate,
calling yrself 'Mr Horrible' and broadcasting on 'Bucket of Bad' may not help in the long run.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Even now
The four horsemen are topping up their tans on the other side of the island.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# *puts on grass skirt and hollowed out coconut 1/2s as bra*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Sounds like horse hoofs bra . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# OH GOD IT BURNS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# *lubes*
is that better little boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I like your "not" thinking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Oh, the lack of horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I love the smell of Piz Buin in the morning
it smells like...piz
(clut, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Missed the bandwagon by a few months, but fuck it!
My contribution to the b3ta motel....

'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Hahaha
'Ning sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)
# pron?
in my motel?
(maninthespoon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Room service !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Huzah!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# That's some fast action !
Won't even bother knockin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# 'llo nips!
I'd bet you've seen the kitten about(for posting) that gif before. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# nah,
Just mod edited several times.
I get the kitten for being a cunt.
well, once maybe;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Look out for the swimming pool
*ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)
# how'd
you get hold of the mccann family movies?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Go to Hull. Now.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)
#
"may I carry those bages for you Mrs McCann?"
*quickly removes porters uniform*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I have no idea.
*pushes the video camera under my desk with a foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# They put 'em on Portuguese TV about 3 hrs after the kid went missing.
Due to to importance of engaging the world's media, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
# LOL!
Why not!? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)
# b3ta motel is never full
i'l snuggle up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# 'ning you sexy cunt!
get them pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# just gazzed back, miss you hunk of fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] This is ace!
'ning Sir Nips!

Do you mind if I leave this compo entry here here in the hope it wont be seen?

I had to get this out of my head!
:S
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Looks more like it's trying to get into your head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Since this compo started, I started seeing this poster everywhere!
It fucking has been, yes!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I think you're feeling better . . .
but you'll get over that too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I SEE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I see you toooo!
You didn't see me .....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Eeeep.
*turns off internet*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# that looks sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Could be
considering I haven't got a clue what this film's about!

:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Sod it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Every challenge needs more Kermit, and AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Sow it !
Oh . . . sow you did ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I think I'll come back to b3ta in a week or so
...'shopped film posters for 9 out of 10 posts really isn't doing it for me

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# oh i agree
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)
# No! Just keep saying that.
We have for every movie themed challenge, for two plus years!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Ahhhh. That's the b3ta I remember.
People complaining about stuff they don't have to look at.

Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)
# actually
emvee is saying s/he's not going to look at it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I know. I think it's fantastic that people share their plans with us.
I, for one, am planning a big disgusting shit. I'll call it "The One and Only" and I'll get Graham Norton to present it to the public.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Not a fan of Pedantichrist then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
# is anybody?
 
(Pob mk2, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)
# but it could've been better
i find it annoying that the powers that be simply don't listen.
(Pob mk2, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)
# HI I'M KERMIT
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] thought I would do my first CDC for my 5thday


it is subtle, as a CDC should be!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Already candled you last night.
So, I'll just Arf this. ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# tanks!
the gig was as rainy as expected - my tuba filled up in 5 minutes...

gurgle!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Do those things have a spit valve ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Spit Happens!
Yes, most newer horns have very small spit valves, but they are not near the large end of the horn.

Upright tubas are often called raincatchers.

(BTW, I still have a few "Spit Happens" tuba bumper stickers I made about 20 years ago, but the glue does not work very well.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Add character to your performance.
I hope lots of folks braved it to listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)
# maybe 100 or so
but we quickly went to the local for further music and beer.

somebody has written about this:http://www.emperornorton.net/mirror/http/members.aol.com_80/VirtualOle/norton.html

and there is even a musical!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
You are one day older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# happy b3taday!

(maninthespoon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)
# thanks all for teh cake and stuff -
I will save some for "My other username is a porsche" on Sunday.

and as I posted earlier:
b3ta has made my brain very happy/confused/entertained/etc for so many years and I stand in slack-jawed awe at so many of the great things so many of you all have done!

if only there was some way to let people see it on their computers or something....
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)
# It is important that children learn that they are rubbish at an early age.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)
# throws salt.
spins around.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Manthing's child is shit.
Sorry just won't cut it child.
Death may be the only answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Manthing agrees
with you
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Well, all is not lost.
It'll make a nice coldcut salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Dad should realise the whole point of the play is to point out the perils of overweening ambition.

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now do it with "Imaginary Friend"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)
# wife
should deploy her norks of appeasment
for then there would be calm and peacefulness for all
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Why does Wife
remind me of Kerry Katona?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# hahaha
it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Glorious
What lovely breasts the mother has...
Ripe for milking...

(bigdanprice has a scam going with a big plate..., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh Betty, the cat's done a woopsie on the floor
FRANK
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)

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