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(hobointherain, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)

Goodbye

Can I have your stereo when you DIE HORRIBLY?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

Fucking hell

And it's really windy outside which is giving me the fear.

And again, fucking hell man, put that away

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)

Rather windy outside here too

Wind is whistling and whooshing about and it's raining too!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)

It made my door blow

open a bit, and for a minute I thought it was a ghost, but then I realised it wasn't a ghost because there wasn't a ghost there and there
wasn't any corresponding haunting noise like Whooh or Raaumsn or whatever noise it is ghosts make these days, I don't know, I'm not "down with
the kids" and don't know what sort of ghost noises are hip and shizzle these days

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)

"'Sup G" is the accepted greeting.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)

"Howz it transpar'n'in'

G man? Got dem Eccy Plasms wi' choo?"

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)

Damn spooks be all pushin up on us.

homes

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)

I'm a traditionalist when it comes to ghosts

"Boo", "Woooo" and rattling of chains.
Oh, and that bedroom dream sequence with the lady ghost in Ghostbusters.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)

Mmm

lady ghost.

I wonder if that's an internet fetish yet...

*checks*

apparently not

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)

Incorporeal Necrophilia

Not sure who gets to sleep in the puddle of ectoplasm though.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)

This is all new to me.

I really didn't know the ghosts were so down with what's hip and modern. I always figured the extent of their hipness would be whatever was tres chic when they sloughed their mortal coils and whatnot. Like if the Fonz died when he was a teen, he'd be all "aaaaaAAAAAAAAYYYYYyyyyyyyyy" whenever he came a-haunting, instead of all "oooooOOOOOOHHHHhhhhh", right?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)

Maybe he mixes it up a bit

because he's so cool, right, a bit like OooOoAaaAAaay!

I'd imagine ghosts would want to keep with the times though. Old ways of haunting go out of fashion too.

These days it's all about "Happy ghosting", and catching people on mobile phone when a particularly malicious spirit puts his ghost
cock into someone's ear when they're not looking

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)

You utter twat!

see ya

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)

NSFW!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)

golly (wog)

i'd say that is not safe for work

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mongychops, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

did someone say jam?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)

i cant wait till i can have a proper anti jew icon

hitler is just a wannabe to me

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mongychops, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)

i don't believe in religion

and neither should jew! and all the other religions too

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)

twat

you die now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

NSFW!

warning!
NSFW!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

Hello please remove <img" "/> by using the edit button -

you're doing it all wrong
this is not porn friendly website
Thank you
Or get ignored by 5000 people and shouted at too!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

MOD EDIT !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

QUESTION: WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL THERE?

clearly there are no mods around.

*empties till*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:40, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Then fuck right off. Cheers.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)

See

the thinking goes; this sort of thing could get someone fired if their boss happens to past their monitor and sees something that looks like porn, so instead of posting the image you should make it a link with a NSFW warning on it. So please do that, it's really unfriendly not to.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)

READ THE FAQ?

NSFW DICKHEAD

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Darklord, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)

Wants in on the crab action!

I'm going to bed now as I have an exam in the morning
and I'm sure crabs wont feature (plus that thing up there ^ has put the fear in me.) NIGHT ALL!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)

hmm

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)

Don't you like my crab?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)

I can't decide

I like the style, and I like crabs,

but still only hmm

sorry

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

It's cool. It did take all of 3 minutes.

It's my first bandwagon and I just wanted to belong.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)

aawww!

happy crab! i can't eat him!

EDIT: ah, that's better, no more elderly unwanted poon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)

Woo . . . ready for the pot now !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)

Hahaha excellent!

Keep going people!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)

yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)

Is that the London Olympics logo on her stylish yet practical shoulder bag?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)

It is now !

Good spot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:44, archived)

Crabbyyyy =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

wow!

what a crab.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)

Goddamn stupid computer tables

origanimal

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

LOLOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)

ILLUSTRATED

ROFFLEOGRAPHY OF THE BEATLES!!!!1!!1

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)

Isn't he the guy that wrote a book about the future of computers

without a single mention of the web, just before it all took off?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)

Quite probably

He's also the guy who constantly twats on and on about how he's going to single handedly create the next big computer super-revolution or something
and then Open Source comes along and does something about 20 times better.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

Actually he showed up late to "OpenSource" too.

Wrote a pissy letter about it and went off in a huff. 100% fact

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)

He went off to build his

own Open Source, with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the Open Source. And the blackjack.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)

are there

male hookers too?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)

I'd imagine so

Almost anything can be a hooker these days. Even tables and jam, otherwise it would be terribly non-PC

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)

i demand male hookers

who will sex me and feed me chocolates.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)

I think you can buy 6 in a box

from Argos. Fairly poor quality, Taiwanese built though.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)

if they're anything like chinese

they have insufficient appendages.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)

meh, I am happy with

keyboard, mouse and joy pad

and it would be a complete cunt for data analysis

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

MS Throwable-Chair XqXl Home included.

They are rather silly, yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

where am i going to put my cup of tea Mr Gates?

on my interface? i think not! i don't have an intermouth on my interface either! so how am i going to drink my tea now!? you've not thought this though have you?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)

It'll be able to

tell exactly what kind of tea you're drinking, and then email a cool picture of you drinking the tea to all your friends who are currently drinking
beverages. It'll be called MSCup2009 and you'll have to pay £129.99 for the privelege of drinking tea on your MSTableComputer2009

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)

Yeah baby

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)

FUCKING, SHITTY TABLECOMPUTERS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)

i was all 'meh' about this pic

until I got to the line about the glass jar.

I should never have doubted you.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)

yo guys check this out

-O------
-|\----
/\----
----- --

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Microwave, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

JESUS CHRIST!

You're as bad as Roger Moore and his fucking shoes

It's like my face is a pipe, and I'm lost in it

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)

OMG he's naked!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)

use

pre tags

they're awesome

  O
 /|\
  |
 / \

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)

pregnant tags?

Are they going to give birth to little baby tags?


M
I
D                  __baby
W          Bump   /
I   ScreamingWoman
F    TABLETABLETA
E     B    L    E

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The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)

someone catch it!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)

Someone BBQ it!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)

WHOA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)

The future is now

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

NO U!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

I don't get it :(

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

ceci n'est pas une crabe.

am i too late for the crabwagon?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)

I likes your crab.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)

YYYYYEEEAAAHHHHH!

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Shada, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)

ITS A CRAB.

Its never too late for a crabwagon.

G'night b3ta.

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)

N'night.

Shweet dreams.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

Yay its the * f o o f * s t e r !

SUperHappyCrabTime!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

foo'

hows tricks?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)

psst i'm SkUG

*waves*
yes foo' how are the tricks?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)

can we call him Claude?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

yes.

yes we can.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

pronounced

"clod"

:)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)

Never too late for crabs

I love each and every participant of crabday =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

CRABS!!!

I just discovered that an anagram of my name contains a crab.
See my sig.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

What is

a Crablike Lad Cone?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)

What's a Lad Cone?

Also... I Cello Crab Naked.
Another anagram, not a statement.

A Lone Licked Crab
Ken Lace Crab Idol

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)

Hahaha

is Crab Naked like Buck Naked?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)

Nope,

it's in a chitinous shell.
;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

Heheheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)

Collin Baedacker?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

It would be a reasonable pseudonym.

But no.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)

Father Gooey Louie?

Father Hairy Cakeliner?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)

I tried to reverse it but all I keep getting are words like nob-lick and labia

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

Here's a few more.

Concealable Dirk
Edible Anal Crock
Eradicable Clonk
Cocked Ballerina
Bandolier Cackle
A Ballcock Denier
Barnacle Deck Oil
Cock In Balladeer
Arable Dick Clone
Labia Cockle Nerd
Knob Celli Arcade
Anal Brie Clocked
Real Licked Bacon
Able Or Clean Dick
Adobe Kill Cancer

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)

CRABS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)

JUDGECRAB!

oh its not a wig
i'm ever so slighty tired

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)

those dam crabs!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

CRAAAAB!

I am wellish thanks for asking, how are you?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

yay!

i'm hungry for crab now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

One Bronson is too much Bronson

(SoulFury, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)

SPEAK UP!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

DIE, YOU DICK.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)

SOAWL FURRY

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)

One can never have enough

of that wonderful stuff.

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)

Insert own caption here

Goodnight, sweet b3ta.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

"Why am i looking at your cat?"

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

Katten eats too many tomatoes shcocker!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

Pssst!

www.b3ta.com/board/7934214

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

And I thought

yours was a . . . tote . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

A tote?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

Shoulder bag . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)

Oh I see. More people need to collaborate.

We could make something beautiful.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

sweet jesus!

*fears mightily*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

Lion-o

after a night of partying with Amy Winehouse

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

"Hello, I am a cat"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

"meow"

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

I'M IN UR CAMBRIJ VIVISEKSHUN LABZ.

CONTRAKTIN UR RAGE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

that is nasty

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

LOLZ

an stufs. kthxbye

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

"I love radiated tuna !"

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

punch it!

although it looks like it is either in constant agony or it can not feel pain at all

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

WHY THE LONG FACE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)

LONG FACE IS LONG.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

RHYTHM

RHYTHM IS A DANCER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)

Is it worth inking/coloring?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)

Needs kittin, perched on end of sofa, observing...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)

Hmm...

Possibly.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)

^This, but on fire.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)

Seems a bit...

I dunno...mean?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)

Have you never seen a flaming kitty?

Oh they love it!

That's when they're truly in their element!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

Really?

*grabs cat* *finds lighter*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

how about a duck or pigeon

in each frame it can be eating different crumbs.

not on fire

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

I think I like that

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

I prefer this.

But I still think my idea should be considered.

Perhaps used in a directors cut?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

I don't see why not!

Although I don't know about such things

That girl reminded me of Aunt Flo from Bod for some reason
www.thechestnut.com/bod/aunt.jpg

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)

He has a rather large ghostly penis in the first frame

And it scares me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)

No he hasn't.

he was gonna have his arms in the same position as her so I drew one arm, but then I changed my mind, so I erased it, but my good eraser's gone missing and I only have a really crappy one, that goes sticky if you hold it for too long, and so his arm didn't erase all the way.

*breathes*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

Oh I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This makes much more sense..

Not if it were in reality though, I don't think the eraser point would hold up, and I would have to assume it was a phantom phallus.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

yeah.

In real life, do people even have phantom phallus?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

They do in the afterlife.

Also, you could probably make a porn movie called "Ghostbummers", or something to that effect.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)

Yeaaah...

why don't you work on that porno, and I'll go over there. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)

It's in post production at the moment..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

Oh.

What are the marketing techniques for it going to be?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)

GHOST PORN, PORN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.

AND NEVER WILL.

BECAUSE GHOSTS ARE INVISIBLE.

LIKE, ALL THE TIME.

APART FROM SOME, BUT THEY NEVER GET LAID.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)

hahahahah

That seems like good marketing. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)

And they call it, emo loooove...

Or are they playing a really shy game of Snap?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

SNAP!

Sorry, I didn't mean to shout..
Did I hurt your ears?
No really, I apologise.
No no, you take the cards, I insist.
I hope I haven't offended you..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

What's

Snap?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

Kids these days, sheesh.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

They sang "Rhythm is a Dancer".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

*rolls eyes*

What have you been doing with your childhood?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

Drawing

And um...intranets.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)

*sigh*

It's a card game.
Wait until a version comes out for the Wii...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)

Why?

I don't have a Wii.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)

Goooooooood morning

How are you?

And is one of them a drug dealer or something and they're dealing drugs. And they're not holding hands, but swapping illigal substances for money. I'd like to think that.

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

Ello you!

I'm lovely, although a bit stressed. You?

You can think that if you want, but it belongs to my recent drawings of sweet stuff. I don't why I've been drawing sweet things, though.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

Yay for emo drug dealers!

What cho' stressed about?

I am too. Exams start thursday.

And i'm going to fail.

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

I have four english projects...

and three and a half of them are due on Thursday. I spent three hours on one of them today and I'm still not done. Gah!

Is that like the GEPA or whatever, but for your grade?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

Ouch.

I have projects too.
But i refuse to believe they exist at the moment

I don't know what the GEPA is.

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)

Hahahah

I wish I could do that, too.

GEPA is Grade Eight Proficiency Assesment, which is basically a standardized test, like how everyone in the eighth grade has to take it, or whatever. I took it last year.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

I'm un college

Exams are tests yes. I wrote testes then. Thats 1 letter off being testies. LOL.

I'm going to sleep now, good luck with your projects!

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

ta!

And you with your exams.

b3ta.com/board/7934335

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)

You know...?

I really like this as it is :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

oh, thank you!

How're you tonight?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

this may be more accurate.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

Hand sex.

LOL

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

part of your complete adolescence.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

bunch of hippies!

get a haircut

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

Hahahah

Silly SkUG.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)

why won't a girly hold my hand?

*cries a bit inside*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

Awwww.

*hugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)

aww

ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)

Hugs make everyone happy

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)

Bindun?

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)

Three threads in a row is a bit much, don't you think?

Why don't you try posting lots together, or waiting a while longer between each one..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)

I had several ideas

that i wrote down on the subway home...

didnt expect them to go this fast.

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

In this society

nobody can hear you scream !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

a classic

Why no honey, thats not lipstick on my collar, i cut myself shaving...

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

yes, because as we know

all men bleed frosted rose pink.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)

That's not normal?

*tugs collar and make gyyeaar noise*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

nor is pissing lilt.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)

*drinks piss*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)

there's plenty more

where that came from!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

Bannana and peach flavour?

I bought crates of it when they brought that out. Delicous.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

definitely not banana

banana is evil.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

Negative.

Bannana is right. On cereal.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

do i have to explain

my bananaphobia again?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

Looks that way.

Haunting experience as a child?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)

zoo trip.

monkey. mouthful of slimy, mushed-up banana. in my face.
need i say more?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

Awww.

Sounds like he was trying to feed you. Poor monkey. I hope you were courteous.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

i puked everywhere

if i even smell a banana now, i feel sick.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

So it didn't involve adult experimentation and a trip to A&E?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

not that time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)

I always imagined it as being "nyawwwwwrrr" or something to that effect..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)

I tend to follow the example of that Simpsons epsidode.

Where he's sitting in the sauna and he does it to his skin and says,
"Wait a second, I'm not wearing a collar!" Classic. I wish there was an emoticon for that. It'd be indispensible. Along with a raised eyebrow one.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

favourite Simpsons line at the moment (Moe, of course):

"HOW ABOUT SOME FACE-TIME WITH SWEET LADY BRICK?"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

Oh yeah that's a good one.

I miss the Simpsons' hay-day.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)

still repeating them on weekends over here.

still funny, remarkably.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)

"She used to hit me, in my sleep."

"How?"
"Whaddya mean how? with her fist!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)

"So then I'd fall asleep and then pow! pow!

so then an argument.
Then I'd fall asleep again and then pow! pow!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

hey its your b3taday tomorrows!

*bakes a cake*
I don't know the name of the original film... so TJ : www.b3ta.com/board/7934136 :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

thanks!

and what a glorious year it has been...

thanks

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

I'm guessing the line "funniest picture in 10 years" is from the original poster...

it seems kind of odd to me that a movie made by a major studio would make that claim, since to me at least it implies that their comedies had either stagnated completely or had been getting progressively less funny for 10 years.
Just an observation.
*wipes froth from chin*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

but it is still a great movie.

so then I got very hungry and I went and bought a hamburger and then I ate two, rare

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

Huh?

Am I missing something here?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

part of Judy Holliday's testimony about shooting her husband (in "Adam's Rib").

imagine that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

A burger no doubt . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

where do you think he got the second hamburger from?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

Careful dear.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

"..you just say that cause you can't think of anything else to say, you don't care whether I live or die!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

It's certainly the funniest picture I've seen in ten years

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

Number of image challenge posts is approaching

1200!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

Apparently I'm a cunt for pointing out how many entries there are.

Well, that and harrassing Aphex the Mink for having the idea.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

not his fault it got chosen

well not entirely.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

Apparently he wanted people to make actual movies, and it's everyone else's fault that they used posters instead.

Despite his use of four posters as examples of his idea.

IT'S ALL HIS FAULT, ROB CAN'T HELP HIMSELF IF SOMEONE SUGGESTS MOVIE POSTERS. IT'S LIKE A RED FLAG TO A BULL.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

hahahah

Good job everthing will be back in the capable hands of Fraser tomorrow...

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

Maybe they're suggesting that it's the funniest thing you'll see in the next 10 years

although that is a kinda depressing thing to say.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

"This movie is the peak of your life. It's all downhill from here"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

"Everyone you know and care about will die one day"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)

"Everyone you know will one day be dead!"

www.qwantz.com/archive/000484.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)

Haha!

I was trying to remember where I got that from.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)

HAPPY DOG THE HAPPY DOG IS THE HAPPIEST DOG IN HIS STREET.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:05, archived)

it is

yes that is on the original movie poster.

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

Beware of the kitchen

In the kitchen, hell is GE electric range with a thirst for human flesh.

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

LOL.

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

That's a goodun

but you missed the spine

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)

ahch

nuts, totally missed that.

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)

you can do the oxen next!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

The Open . . . etc . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

Now piss off Audry, you're giving us the horn...

...and it's begining to hurt!

(AdrianJ, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

Oh, winnah indeed.

The first pic was enough. That's just class.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

Hahaha!

Trouser tent!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

haha

brilliant, I used to have a box of viagra post-it notes from pfizer,

I used to love leaving notes for poeple with them

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

did you get the viagra eye drops too?

they made you look hard! badumdish!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

I did the photoshop

one the first things I did, I lost it when warrens-anus went down

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

Jesus.

/viz

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

Pfft!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

oh this is hurting my funny bone(r)

Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

Alreet pet...

(botrash, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND AYEE CANNA SEE MAN

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)

I have no idea what this is about

But it still makes me giggle.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

Before your time, young padawan

Children's TV reference. Ant and Dec played a couple of Geordies in Byker Grove. The one with the big forehead, his character got shot in the eyes with a paintball gun and got blinded.

♪Let's get ready to rumble...♫

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)

Watch us wreck the mike

Watch us wreck the mike
Watch us wreck the mike
...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

PSYCHE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

\o/

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

Syke!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

Erahnu!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

I'm watching that too!

Lets call down the dove from above.

cooo cooo coo

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

I want to watch it =[

I haven't seen it in fucking AGES =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

There's loads of whole episodes on youtube.

I watched some not long ago.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

I never knew how to spell it.

Psyche sounds too much like the Freudian term.

BUT IT MAKES THE MOST SENSE, SO MY MIND MELTS A BIT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

AGREED

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

Ohhh

I never liked Byker Grove =[

I remember it being on, but I never watched it, I think Round The Twist was starting on ITV at that time, or something..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

[think you might be right sir....

...much better, it was too IMHO]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

I never watched it either

But the paintball scene was ranked #13 on "TV's 100 Top Crippling Injuries".
Rob gave some soundbites for the show.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

*BANG BANG BANG*

oops not a paintgun - Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

very nice

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

oh byker byker byker grooooova - yeah - a-hah a-hah *fade out*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

Spoogie!

Haha. Let's get reaaaaaadddddyyy... To rumble!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

Mooooo!

1024 x 768 - (101K)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

Wooooo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

no, moooo!

and wooo.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)

This is x3000 times of lovely

do you have this in wallappers?
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

*adds link*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

Yay!

Thank you!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

woo hoo!

abduct that cow!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

Close encounters of the herd kind, eh?

I like the sky!

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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)

People are going to start milking the puns out of this one now.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

^that is the worst pun heifer

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)

Have you got beef with my pun?

/gangster blog

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

That was veally bad

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

the price of beef just went up...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

Was that a pun?

Cud you try a little harder please?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

I have an udder pun for you

Leather or not you like it.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

I've herd that one before!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

Well, burger me

*minces off*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

Ooooh!

Get you you big steer!

Edit: not sure that one worked. I lose :( Nice punning with you.
Edit2: Oooh I've got one, "Steer clear of him for a while and he'll be fine!"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

Brrr, it's Friesian in here. Maybe some Jack Daniels will make me feel warmer

*drinks*

C, JD works wonders.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)

I've herd that promise before...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

hahaha

b3tan to it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

BRILL =]

I just hope that Zim isn't planning on filling it full of DOOKIE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

very nice

is it art?

EDIT: what is with the crabs? is it the new crow ?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

I just like crabs =[

They is crazy.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

Depends on your definition of art

Crabs? Arrghhhhh!
*scratches*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

don't ask me

I am a man of science!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

Science

best of all the arts

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

Woo . . .for cows in the sky !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

That is why cows are so useful to aliens

Woo!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)

Oooo, nice

And it brings back memories of previous employment...
(no, I wasn't a cow)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

You were just

milking the job ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

All cow-related puns

should be submitted in writing to www.b3ta.com/board/7934060
By order
The Management

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

You are an alien

AICMFP

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

i wasn't a cow either

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

g'night b3ta

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

oh my - may i?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

Just add sprinkling can . . .

kinda like dehydrated ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

i was hoping someone could continue the drawing

as i really can't be bothered :) - well at least im honest

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)

I agree with you

on both counts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

*awaits patiently*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

This was my immediate thought.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

Haha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

Yay!

ok whos next?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)

HOORAYS!

I deem this crabday an official success.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)

crabtacular!

g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

rad crab

gnoit

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

Night night.

You'll miss an exciting discussion about what disgusting things we've stepped on, are you sure you don't want to stay up?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

I stepped on the concept of video surveillance.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

grody.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

Dare you cross...

Click for bigger (105KB)

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

is it anything like standing on a slug and feeling it pop in bare feet?

if so - count me in!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

Stood on

a spider in bare feet once.

Surprisingly crunchy.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)

I once stood on a dead bird the cat had brought in

and made it expel air, and it went "tweet".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

Which reminds me

of Heston Blumenthingy inflating a dead duck with compressed air, which had the effect of producing a disturbing "quack" type noise.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

Ah yes

Heston Blumenthal, science chef.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

It's not

exactly Nigella or Delia. More like Brainiac with food.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

I like how, for all his fuss, he does roast tatties exactly how I do.

Pre-boil some Maris Pipers, then bung 'em in the oven.
Could have told him that. Sheesh.

Not sure about the other stuff though. Fuck it, open a packet...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

Brine bath

seems to be his stock response to any food item.

Meringue? Brine bath.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

The thought of that makes me giggle uncontrollably.

\o/

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

thanks for that

i'd successfully repressed that memory until now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)

Its making

my feet go all curly thinking about it.

*shimmy*

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

same here

i'm in bare feet now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

i can assure you

warm dog poop is worse...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

I have cats

I see your dog poo and raise you cold cat vomit...

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

i see your cat vomit

and raise you "my sisters friends vomit" right outside my door.... yum... funny enough i fancy a kebab about now too... but i wouldn't have eaten the salad

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)

ok, that wins

i have a recent cat, it hasn't vomited yet. if it does, i'll hold it out of the window till it's finished.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)

Not entirely

practical at 3 am, which is when mine pop up with their goods.

If they can poo in a tray, why can't they vom in one?

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)

i'm usually still up at 3 a.m.

i don't sleep much

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

Same here

which is why I know when it happens. Avoids the wet surprise as I stamp bleary eyed onto the landing each morning.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

me and the cat have reached an agreement

it doesn't mess my floors up, i don't chase it with bubbles.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

Maybe your cat

could translate "stop spewing on my bed" into Meow for my cats.

Payment in Dentabits acceptable?

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

it's easy

hiss at them. they shit themselves and run off. they'll be sick in the hallway then ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

Aerosols are to cats

as kryptonite is to Superman. Sadly I'm not always here to press the button.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

water pistols

and plant misters do the trick nicely, too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

vomiting cats normally means they have no where clean to poop

you need to empty your kittie tray more often
(so i read somewhere - not that i own cats or can be within 3 feet of them without having a serious allergic reaction)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

she always has clean litter

i hate sifting those mummified cat turds out of the litterbox.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

Hmmmm

3 cats x 3 cat trays + cat food + assorted human food + grass + furball = VOMIT

But I take your point.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

i only have one

i don't really like cats much, but it was me or the cat shelter and even i'm not that cruel.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)

it's not

/ex's dog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

ahah

how about inch long thorns?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

Oh no

Curly feet

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

i see your inch long thorns

and raise you 3-ton concrete sewage pipe right over your foot.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

i've only had a 2 1/2 ton car run over mine

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

did it split open?

mine did, it looked like worms coming out the top of my foot! if it wasn't for the pain, i'd have been laughing at my brother turning green

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

Right, that's it

tomorrow I'm off to have my feet replaced with nice, sensible hooves.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

wish i'd though of that!

it wasn't the pain that bothered me, it was having to sleep practically upside-down for 3 days that pissed me off. stuck in a side ward with a screaming baby is not my idea of recuperation.
on the plus side, i can stick a nail into my foot now without feeling it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

actually no

just rolled over the side of it as i was walking along... left right left .....right - hey get offa my foot.... but then again i can't feel my feet very well (never have been able to - strange but true)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

sounds like

a circulatory problem. you should check it out, you don't want gout.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

That or

compressed or damaged nerves. Got any plates or pins?

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

already have...

apparently i have tight tendons too, my knee bent the wrong way as i was walking up the stairs... so i've been out of action for about 14 months... just slowly learning to walk again - apparently i should be able to run again soon (yea right like thats gonna happen, i haven't run since i was about 10)
edit : oh and my ankles click when i walk because my bones healed funny - mustta fractured em when i was little (was always falling off/into things) thats what the dr said anyways

edit 2 : 15 years of non stop cycling probably didn't help matters either

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

you're making me feel better

about the playdoh-like qualities of my own legs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

the best thing is..

the doctor i saw said "i've not seen anything like this before" and i immediately thought "oh great" when i bend to sit down the tendons in my legs (behind the knee) snap over the bone and go CLICK (and at the time where giving out), which was "unusual" and the fact that the pain in my leg went away with a "pop" (well two pops actually - one before the xray - typical! - and one with physio) also got a "i've not seen that before" i'm supposed to be doing all sorts of stretches n not sitting on b3ta till 1am... ahh crap its 1am again... doh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)

heheh

i'm meant to do physio, but i couldn't be arsed. i've got to see my surgeon next week, i'll tell him i had the flu all over christmas and couldn't move. problem solved! ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)

i'd recommend doing the stretches

i had to do hour n 1/2 of exercising in the morning and before i went to bed... urgh
I had a lady phsyio woman and she said tell me if this hurts *bends leg all over the place* no no can't feel that - no no no - ARGH! you know when something really hurts? and you shake? ....she managed to do that... that actually hurt more than when my leg bent the wrong way in the first place!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

oooowww!

*winces*
then they call you a baby! i'll be in physio and aftercare for about 3 years, maybe more. i'm just not very active in winter.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)

i tell you whats good to keep active in winter

indoor cycling with music on really loudly - when you get a little bit tired you can simply "roll" down the hill :D oh and lots of water, so you have to get up every couple of minutes to use the water - flushes all the nasties out too - so less chance of getting a cold! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)

i suspect we're about to fall off the bottom of the page shortly...

*holds nose and notions a diving motion*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

yes!

i use my exercise bike either while watching cash in the attic or listening to guns n' roses. i noticed your notion to motion...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)

I woke up on my first nights camping in Scotland

The tent had leaked, and me, and all my stuff was damp and cold.

I stepped out the tent, barefoot, grumpy, and straight into a cowpat :(

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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

at least the grass was wet

and you could have a ninja grass foot bath

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

oh now thats gotta be a winner...

*shudders at the thought*
...i'm sure i've got that memory suppressed deep down somewhere but its goign to stay there... i do recall having to clear a path through about 200sq feet of the stuff one day as i was the only one wearing wellingtons on the walk to the fields out the back - that wasn't pleasant

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

Cowpats are

fun. Was it green on the inside?

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

Is this

how escargot are made ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

the bottled ones, yes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)

Is there a toll ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

Yes

Bwainz.....

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

that bridge is made from corpses!

that's rather good

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

Given the recent re-release...

...they can capture that ever-elusive international market at last.

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Iki I think my camel is dead., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

Try the edit button.

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

Trying to be sneaky.

Was attempting to hide the fact that I buggered it up at first. You just spoiled it. Oh well.

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Iki I think my camel is dead., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

Everyone noticed.

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

step into my office

your fricking fired!
www.b3ta.com/board/7933981
your ninja skills are lacking!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

Thread deleter - turd eater.

Why on earth is there even a delete button?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

ha ha ha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

Arsehole.

*chortle*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)

^_^

You love it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

tj:

much as i hate to give money to rob's property empire it makes me sad to think of cal on sunshine strip selling his arse to support the servers

is there a b3tan who needs an icon?

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mongychops, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

I'm planning on donating this Friday when I get paid.

I love this site now.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

I've donated lots now :)

I still need to donate more :/

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Cae1, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

Err

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)

I'm starting to wonder why

I haven't just deleted this one too.

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Iki I think my camel is dead., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

he say you brade runner!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

WAKE UP, TIME TO DIE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

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