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EDIT: Honestly, I'm wasted on you Philistines

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)

Who in the what now?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)

either the penny will drop, or I'm just way off on this one

I knew it would be dodgy when I was building it

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)

You whore

Dunstable rocks ;)

(manifold, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)

dunstable rocks what exactly?

the downs are nice and the zoo's cool but...

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)

Well, at least it's not Luton.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)

only by a few miles.

which thankfully is more than enough.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)

I lived in Bedford, which is thankfully just outside its evil influence.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)

not by much though

and at least you have a train station that is working

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

We certainly do.

That's the main tourist attraction in Bedford.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

dunstable's one is great

if your a hobo, or used to fuck in the old train wrecks

i have an idea, a bedford b3ta bash!!

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

I used to fuck hobos in the old train wrecks.

This sounds perfect for me.
edit: I'm not there anymore I'm afraid, I was born and raised there but managed to escape

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

yes

but you fucked their skulls.
with a hammer.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

The important thing is, I enjoyed myself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

well

everyone wins then

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12608

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

ooh

this could be fun

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

the zoo.

thats not strictly dunstable.
that is whipsnade and too posh to be dunstable.

also the best thing bout whipsnade is the HUGE hill leaving whipsnade

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

i was being kind

lets face it lovely hatfield is hardly the Riviera.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

and better than marsh farm in luton

i lived there for a day, seeing someone get shot in the head puts you off

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

dunstable rocks - yeah right

i live in dunstable and the only thing i like about it is my bed and the downs

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)

come on now, put some effort into it

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)

hint?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)

what is over there?

and what is the sarge looking for?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

Can you make it simpler,

and preferably illustrate it using pop culture references?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

Pfft!

Took a while.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

really? you got it?

hooray!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

yes

it's great

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

Whose on first?

Hahaha this is excellent :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

run now mofahaha before the stupid gets you

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

topical if nothing else

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

Charlie!

:)

who was that gypsy looking old bird who ran the wine bar?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)

i don't know, but interestingly

The "Bureau des Etrangers" was located at a former children's home (closed 1986 and now Jersey's first and only youth hostel)known as Haut de la Garenne
i only just found that out looking for your answer.

do you mean Louise Jameson

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

yes, it seems after a quick google that i do

she was rather a fox when young, not so much later on

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)

i guessed so.

but i'm still taken with the hostel thing.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)

arf! he looks like he's about to take a dump in that hole

tj - i made a pic of the enigmatic doctor dyslexia

click for bigger (165k)

gaz me if you want my art skills to be done to you too

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

oooh

DO ME! DO ME!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

*winks*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

mr pine - apple

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

Yay!

Do me!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

mouisp

click for bigger (some more k)

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

Yay! The likeness is uncanny.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

OOH YAY :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

micto - boy

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)

he uplifts you?

you poor sad ***ker

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

hoorah!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

hey!

i want doing, too!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Well, we all guessed that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

pfff

can i help it if i have more horn than a herd of rhinos?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

I can't help but feel that b3ta is partially to blame,

being so full of young studs.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

lucky b3ta!

*frustrated*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

and me

and i wanna be even more uplifting than micto.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

no one is more uplifting than the micto

click for bigger

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

smash monkey killer in vietnam

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

me next?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

sure, you are a mix of skull, crab, squid and human eye are your name suggests

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

Ahh this is magical

*Saves*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

haha on tries :)

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

Baaaaandwagons!

Rrr-o-o-olll

smaller?

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

how about we roll them in the same thread like COOL SMOKERS

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

yay

glad you're back

but a little bit freaked by your profile

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

Only too happy to be here

but I'm off to the shops now. Anybody need anything?

You're freaked!? I have to live with my profile!

Edit: Holy shit, Batboy! Just checked your profile. Unfortunately I cannot take strong drink anymore.

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)

Can you get me some ales please?

I'm down to john smith's.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

i feel bad now

cos i was talking to gaijintendo
:(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

*furious blusherings*

ha ha ha! What a dumpling! Never mind. Some anything but J Smith's ales on the way. And smokes for me.

Edited anything but J Smith's!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)

It makes things easier if you add "&css=n"

to the url for a profile... if you do this it will reveal I am using a troll account and not my 31822 account. See if you can guess why
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(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

oooooooooooooooooh

nudity on the cards?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)

has to happen if I want to stop using my trolling account

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

Just get your cock out and have done with it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

I am going to have to bookmark this comment.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

Manley?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)

Is that me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

Easier than the easiest photoshop in the world

Bindun?

(soyaeatingnun, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

almost certainly

but still raised a chuckle :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

Nice :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

tee hee

nice, and also high res

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

Haha! ace.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

Compo it

HARD

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

Pfft :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

aye, still a goodie tho

www.b3ta.com/board/8112220

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)

Orginality eludes me again...

...

(soyaeatingnun, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

hahaha a genuine "lol" here

/click

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)

we should all print this off

and attach it to our local "self-service" checkout at our local store

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

Fairytales with no moral message

Previously: Snow White

(manifold, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOVE IT.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

I love your album

(manifold, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

Thank you!

What's your favourite track?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

seafood

i never thought i'd love a lobster i never saw so much

(manifold, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)

Haha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

haha!

I was expecting a breem, so that walnut worked a treat!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

heheheh

i hope those ugly sisters are good in bed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

hey boys! its that time of the month again...

Click for bigger (60KB)

(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

Should have been "Feltchup"

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

*kills self*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

he could only hear

jon telling him to go fuck himself so many times before he snapped

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

*relocates your family to Bridgend*

*watches them kill themselves*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

There's nowt to do in Bridgend

so all the kids just hang around.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

Although that might be because the girls are all a bit ropey.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

Still, makes a difference to being strung out.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

*faps*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

:D ace

Also, I watched your song again and it made me smile.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

evening gorgeous!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

Good evening my precious.

Look at my profile- I have new hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

FRINGE!

and I have to admit to laughing cos, the way you're looking at the phone makes you look all boss eyed

/feels cruel

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

No I am, a bit.

My left eye doesn't move as fast as my right since that bastard twatted me- I don't know what it means, but meh.

HOWEVER I am about to change the picture.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)

frame up while looking at phone

then look at mirror to press button

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)

It was meeping at me.

But anyway, changed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

RAWR!

*tssssss*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)

Toxic shock shock shock shock shock shock syndrome?

What you mean, pretty fella?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

*licks finger*

*applies finger to wow*
*burns finger*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

OH I SEE.

I'm being remarkably dense today.

:D You're very sweet.

You coming to the next London meet?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)

it's fucking miles away these days

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

Bah.

You will be missed.

Right, I'm off out. Tra love! xxx

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

0_0

that hair makes you look a bit like the one from mythbusters!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)

Who's this?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)

kari byron

google her!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

I wish I was her now.

www.television-blog.com/images/kari_byron_006.bmp

That arse is stupendous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

jesus!

i've never seen that pic of her before! even though she's wearing a bodystocking, she still looks raunchily fantabulous!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

Christ, yes.

I keep having to go back and look at it again.

Is it possible to fall in love with someone based on their arse?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)

yes.

one of my exes had an arse like a peach.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)

Excellent.

Manwife's mixed race, and thus has a fucking amazing arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)

lucky you!

also, can i be your ship's cat? i'm feeling very pirate-y and more than a little sluttish today, whuch seems to fit the bill ;)

EDIT: oops, you've already got one! can i be the ship's figurehead instead, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

That's an awesome shade of red.

The fringe looks a bit extreme though. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THAT SHADE OF RED IS ACE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

Pure henna, nowt else.

I love the fringe, I wish she'd done it thicker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

I don't dislike the fringe.

I just find it a shock sometimes when there's a big block of hair with a straight line going across the face. When it starts to grow a bit, it looks like it has awesome fringe potential.

And I'd take your advice on the henna, but I prefer the shade on women (I've never understood the ginger hatred, redheads are sexalicious)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)

I love ginger men. Well, any shade.

But ginger men are aces, seriously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

I don't have enough ginger friends.

I fail miserably at attracting redheads though.
Or at least on a long term. It's usually just the passing flirt which I later think "FUCKFUCKFUCK, GET HER NUMBER YOU CUNT" and never see them again.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)

Home in on all girls you find attractive and flirt outrageously.

Used to work for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)

I would if I didn't suck at it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

Now this is funny garfield!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

haha!

fuckinell! :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

A NEW AWESOME-O-PARD

After much waiting, I think I'm ready to go back to making awesome-o-pard strips, so here ya go :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

Love you :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

love you more

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

why the sad face? :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

HE'S A HORSE. IT'S JUST MADE THAT WAY.

Wait...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

Horse Tranquilizers

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

The awesome-o-pard wasn't so good :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)

It's my personal favourite so far.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

Why?

Sell it to me baby

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

it sums up the very essence of why I started awesome-o-pard

which was basically to be 'the anti-garfield'
I wanted a webcomic that was completely confusing, while sticking to a format of having a recurring set of characters and locations.

This just epitomises this. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

so...

he really likes mondays and never uses the word splut?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

let's not take it too literally, sweet lips.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

splut is a great word and mondays are universally shit ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)

I mean COME ON

HE'S LISTENING TO DE PROFUNDIS (1980)!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

Why is he only getting sad faces today? :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

I just had a buggerfish of a cramp in my foot.
That was all.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

haha

aww :( *massages your foot*
*slowly moves up your leg*
*touches your cock*
*looks up at your face to gauge your reaction*
*backs off*
*feels confused inside*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

Why would you back off after you saw my sex face?

Is it that scary?

D: <-- reasonably accurate ASCII representation of my sex face.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

I... I misunderstood...

I thought you... Oh Pineapple... I... I love you.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU BUMMER.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

Stop being gay on the interweb!

It's not the place!

;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

At least wait till after midnight.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG :'(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

Ok, have a quick bum now and get it out of your system.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

Was that an offer?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

Yes. Bend over.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

You say that like I wasn't already.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)

Hurray!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)

have a wank

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

Don't need to now.

I've got Hexachordal and Porche fighting over me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

I just want your spicy brains.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

I love him for his sense of humour

and his balloonkitties :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

I believe that is slang for testicles.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

AWESOME-O-PARD FTW

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)

This is like a very slow music video

in comic form

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

You have no idea how long it took him to learn this trick.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

2008 years at the School of Jesus

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

JESUSDOG?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

Well, I have been drinking his blood for quite a while.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

he stole my hotdog :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

JESUS: THE SON OF DOG

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

4 months, 1 week, 3 days

16 hours, 21 minutes and 45 seconds?

(Pelle ghola, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

Ok, maybe you have some idea.

Noone else did, until you spoilt it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

I can't help it.

It is a gift and a curse :(((((

(Pelle ghola, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

No one would crucify a dog.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

HOVERDOG!

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)

it's not the trick that disturbs me

it's the outfit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

Isn't he a cutie...

www.pbase.com/image/53910171

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

god, no!

i saw hats and scarves for dogs on sale today. i nearly wept.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

Another Garfield

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

AND HOW!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

Old Skool!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

I'm a lover of the classics

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

clbuttics

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

needs more funny

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

Just like all garfield comics then.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

hoorah !

Someone gets the point. I thank you kind Sir/Madam.

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

I'll be whatever gender anyone wants.

As long as I get the money.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

slut!

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

You fucking know it :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

Oh! you are being ironic!!!!

Does that mean Jim Davis has made a career from irony?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

No, his wife was the one that did the Ironing

be-dum-tish

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

That plan was scuppered with the introduction of Garfield to the strip.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

I had Garfield wallpaper as a lad.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

must have smelled a bit after a while.

you know, rotting and that.

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

The character of Garfield,

and all it's merchandising,is fine.
I just don't think the strip is funny.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

The wallpaper was a collection of strips

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

Are you seeing a therapist?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

No change there.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

why?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

what does it stand for?

i mean, the nbc part?

(planetfall, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

National butt cattle.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

national broadcasting company?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

nipples behind cats

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

Now chnage the NBC into NOB

for added b3taness.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

thissy mcthisthis

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)

*smacks self in head...

of course...

i'm doing this at work and wanted to post it as quickly as i could before my already creeped out female coworkers walk past and have their suspicions confirmed...

(planetfall, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

the national anthem?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

Nerds bumming camels.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

National Broadcasting Corporation

(Pelle ghola, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

nubile black chicks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

National Broadcasting Cock

Pfft... Just imagine if all TV masts looked like that

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

Not a Bad Cock.

My gran just walked in and said 'oh lord, what sort of terrible person would write something like that?' in response to my sig.

Good job she doesn't know who hexachordal is.

DAMN YOU BALDMONKEY

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

NEEDS BIGGER CUNTS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

Liar.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

PROVE IT, DICKBUTCHER.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)

I'VE SEEN YOUR NOB. IT PRACTICALLY GOES INWARDS.

CUNTYBALLS.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)

ONLY WHEN I STAND UP

TITFROG.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

normal bath cork

definately.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

NEED BIGGER COCKS.

that is all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

all winners!

though my first was 'nice big (pea)cock'

(planetfall, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)

No Blue Camels

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)

NBC stands for American rights/.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

Neurotic Beer Connoisseur

Nefertiti's Ballistic Cactus
Nefarious Baroque Crotch
Nail Butter Couch
Not Bloody Comfortable

(

shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

Nefertiti's Ballistic Cactus FTW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

Nuclear Bacterial Chemical

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

Nerds Bum Computers

(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

Not a Big Cock?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

...history shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men...

(Pelle ghola, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)

Win.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)

This is very nice.

As a slight threadjack, anyone have any tips for water reflections in photoshop?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)

That is bloody brilliant.

No doubt someone will add a cock to it or something at some point, this being B3ta an all... but it's still bloody brilliant.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

TEEFS :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

NEEDS MOAR TEEFS!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)

Brill as ever!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)

Where DID I put dem noodles? - Heh buddy, I'll halp ya!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)

hahahahahaha!

(Pelle ghola, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

Birthday

Second in what i still hope will be an ongoing series.

The first one is here if anyone wants to catch up.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

Awwwwwww

I love it!!!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)

yay :)

i so also love it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)

Why thank you very much kind lady

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

Heh.

Nice.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)

Hahah!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)

silly bumblehutch

kittens arnt for wrapping

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)

do the kitty (w)rap!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)

And good times were had by all.

CFB
I think this one is quite Neville-esque...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

Hahahah

I love that. *click*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

Rawr!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

Ah!

Oh! You scared me. x]
Hallo thar! *waves*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

Hallo :D

We got NO post today ATALL.
:(
How are yooooou?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

No!

That's wrong. xp

Better than I have been.
And now I have to go. But I'll be back later, 'kay? *hugs* Byeee!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)

Well at least you're better :)

I should be around still later :)
Byeeeeee *hugs*

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)

hahaha

that it is.

A better final frame might have a speech bubble with 'there's my wallet!'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

Hindsight eh?

/can't be bothered to go back and edit it

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)

woo, apathy!

It's the B3tan way! Good man.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)

GET ON WITH IT

AND STOP WASTING TIME

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

hahaha

ace!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

BLOODAMAGE!

BOOOOM!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

But has he?

I need to know!
has he seen his wallet!

This is worse than that radiohead video!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)

I'm leaving it open for interpretation.

I like to make my stuff interactive.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

that is cruel with a hint of vindictive.

i like that.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

wyh

kill me

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

Naughty Jamie Oliver...

Story...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7271546.stm

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)

pfft

likes :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)

Hahahahah!!

*click*

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)

Simon Mayo???????

fuck me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

Glaven!

(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

freddie is the reason

i didn't have nightmares. i had life-sized posters of him on my bedroom walls as a teenager. knowing the bogeyman is an actor makes him a lot less scary.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)

Michael Myers was more damned scary than Krueger, or indeed Jason

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

yeah

but freddie had charisn'tma

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

This doesn't scare me.

This guy's eyebrows do

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

best eyebrows ever:

www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

annoying me alot so i stopped.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)

Heh

has he just eaten his mate?

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)

probably, he's catpie and doesnt play by no ones rules.

_{not even his own}

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)

He's a maverick magpie cat.

And its his way or the highway..... etc

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)

Yay! :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)

TODAY I SPENT $130.

D: EXCLUDING PUB.

ARGH.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)

You have no job, where the cunt are you getting all this money?

I FUCKING WANT SOME.

And hello everyone. :3

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

Frittering away all your hard earned poster money?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)

I haven't got cash for them yet. I've still managed to spend a shit tonne on MUSIC.

IF YOU'RE INTERESTED:

A Cavity Reissue CD
Cavity print
Cavity Hoodie
Hoor-Paar-Kraat CD
Half Makeshift CD
Egypt LP
Witchfinder General CD
Souvenirs Young America LP
Portal tshirt
Bronx CD
Guapo CD
AND MORE.
OMGOMGOMG.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)

It's a cuteness.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)

I reckon it's licking its lips because it can smell itself.

Poor abomination of man and beast :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)

IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

And how would you know what that smells like...?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

Well, you can't find out what it tastes like without smelling it in the mean time.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

Aww...

I thought maybe it had just eaten something. *shrugs*

And how are you today?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

I'm still really ill... I am having a rebout of my gladular fever,

so I've been being sick all day, and haven't been able to eat anything and hold it down.

Basically, I want to die.

And you?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)

ha ha, nice

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

more offerings of the obvious...

(planetfall, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)

ha ha!

nice one

14

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)

13 and a half

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)

um...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)

Hahahah!!!

Yes!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)

Haha!

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)

haha.

hai all.

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Cae1, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)

YO!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)

You need to do more awesome-o-pard

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)

I know

I'm doing one as we speak.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)

Hahaha!

Woo and Yay

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)

Death kebab!

Arf :D

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)

Haha

Brilliant!

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)

Grooooan

That took me longer than it should have! Woo

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)

*Cough*

Heinous...

(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

now, with modifications.

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)

The very hungry Isaac Newton?

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)

that was my other title!

there is your £5

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)

Hurray!

I'm going to spend it on beer.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)

Me too.

Heading out in about 20mins to an evening filled with wonderful women.
(What ever will I say?)

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

I'm spending my night with beer and b3ta.

God, that makes me sound sad.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)

No!

To be honest, left to my own devices, i'd be here all night.

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)

Then your path is clear.

You must destroy these wonderful women.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)

... and post them to me.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)

licks envelopes, gets stamps.

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)

I bet you're just going to draw their hair.

Sicko.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)

It rubs the lotion on it's skin Or else it gets the hose again

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)

*Gets out hose*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)

hey!

don't you hurt my dog!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

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