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Something always went wrong for Henry on pancake day.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

I think I just overdosed on B3ta

even so, this is tremendous.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

can i TJ here? yes? thank you

you know you want one!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

Pfffft!

How quaint.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

wtf?

everyones seen the boobie stress relief things... but thats just bollocks!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

Um...

Ow?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

no magenta?

no sale

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

*buys magenta spray paint*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

Magenta paint sold separately.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

haha!

Damn you, Anti-Gravity Jif.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

hahahahaha

this made me laugh more than the picture.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

it's

the floatiest of all lemons

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

LIES!

I am the floatiest of all lemons.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Pics or GTFO

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

Only when you are proven to be the greenest of spanners

Else you are a hypocrite and a mimsy.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

I accept I am a hypocrite.

When I were small, I took a hypocritic oath.
This effectively enables me to carry on with my unreasonable demands, whilst at the same time avoiding responsibility to back my unreasonable claims.

Nowt wrong with being a mimsy. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it : )

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

hahaha

then I will consider myself pwned :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

*wafts*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

this makes me smile permanently. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

Yes.

Yes.
And a bit more yes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

i stand corrected.

*adjusts fred corrector*
*looks around to see if anyone got the reference*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

Curses!

Foiled again!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

hahah!

Oh, the glee I am in.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

Ohgodohgodohgod HELP HELP HELP Make it stop!

Oh, wait... *Weeeeeeeeeee*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

Whats that over there in the darkness?

Its coming!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

Oh Broamcakes.

What a predicament!

/One man pea roasting competition.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

BUBURBLES!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

float, then!

go on, do it!
you can't float, can you?
this is because you are not jif!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

Not only do I float, but things often float about me! Thats how fucking floaty I am!

As you can see, this is not often a good thing.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

I've suddenly started to love you.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

Bouncey too ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

Naturally.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

you have a detachable cock?

how bizarre!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

For the last time: Its not mine I tell you!

It just sort of followed me home, ok?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

heheh

but is it detachable?

/got distracted by magnet thread

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

That thread is probably the most epic b3ta moment ever.

B3ta moves so fast these days..... *sigh*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

well

it made me laugh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

TJ Asky Time!

I am after a copy of "Archbold on Criminal Pleading"

I have no login for Westlaw or Athens.

Anyone got a login or a copy or a torrent of the ebook?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

tried bugmenot?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Yep,

no joy.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

I have tried various putfiles and rapidshare places too

but I don't know many.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

www.withnail-and-i.com/sounds/33.mp3

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

That link is falling foul of the law of diminishing returns.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

it's hardly my fault that you talk such unmitigated bollocks half the time

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

I am unsure as to what part of my question you had a problem with.

I put it to you that, just maybe, your misunderstanding may be through no fault of mine, but because you are a dim porridge wog.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

flim flam wiggleschnarf

I pamp your kindling all over the twiglob, smarmy twiglet botherer

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

i'm not a sweaty! how very dare you?

i'm a taffy, a non-swimming paddy, a leek-eating sheep-shagger and proud of it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Dai-bach?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

dim porridge wog?

i love you for that.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

Fuck off, you shit-measuring self-paedo cunt!

Oh wow. 2 hours late! I feel foolish now.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

Hahaha

Quite :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

just gaz'd you

I may be able to help

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

Thank you!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

Give me something to break.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

PACK IT UP PACK IT IN.

LET ME BEGIN
I CAME TO WIN, BATTLE ME THAT'S A SIN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

*goes out like punk-bitch*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

IT'S MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR

somethingsomethingsomething YE-EAH!
DJ!
GONNA BURN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE RIGHT DOW-OWN

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

Murder on Zidane's floor?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

BUT WHY D'YOU HAVE TO GO AND PUT SARS IN THEIR RICE

it's just the same old story, the asians didn't realise.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

You loooooooove the waaay, I look at yoou.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

This is an entity of mystery

I salute you

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

lemon juice and toilet cleaner?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

Together at last!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

like ebony and ivory

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

I can't hear the name Ebony without wanting to explain a hilarious family story.

Although, at the moment me and my brother are too busy laughing about when my other brother walked in on my Mum blowing my Dad.

It's not really a surprise he's fucked up.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

I love that they renamed it Cif over here

because Europeans were too spacky to be able to pronounce Jif.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

I vant some Yif, ja?

tee hee!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Pancakes will be the salvation of us all!

Or something like that.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

Hanky panky . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

head_doctor

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

Grr.
GRR.
GRRRRR.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

RAWR!

Why are you GRR-ing at me?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

He was GRR-ing at me.

I was GRR-ing back to show him it's my territory.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

Ooh

okay. I thought you was grring at me. I was gonne be all 'wanna fight? hunh bitch? wanna fight!?'

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

angry Kk is angry O_O

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Hahah

angry kk is not scary.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

sillykitti...

INTERNET FACT #193:
The Internet multiplies angers by anything up to 63%, in accordance with the Morgansen invective, chapter three.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Really?

Hunh. Learn something new everyday.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Yes, you do,

as with Newton's third law of the interconnected webernets, pt. II: Every day, something new shall be learned

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

YEAH!

LET'S DO THAT THEN!

what do we do now? I never been outside before. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

I'm not sure.

I think I prefer it inside.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

So do I.

Shall we go back in?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Plan and a half.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

*leads the way*

Oh, and avoid that big yellow thing in the sky. It'll bu-no! Get away from it! Don't! Oh shiiit!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

So.. beautiful...

*flies with wax wings towards the sky*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

No!

Idiot! Get down! *tries to pull back*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

Psh.

See, I knew you had a crush on me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

No,

I was trying to save you from DEATH!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

*rolls eyes*

Course, dear.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Maybe Black Mesa.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

*creams at the thought of Black Mesa Source*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

THE CAKE IS A LIE

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

I still have no idea what all that is about :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

hahaha

it's a computer game called Portal :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

OH I SEE!

I've been meaning to buy it, but I've only recently got a decent PC.

I'll be getting the Orange Box when I have some MUNNIES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

I approve of this

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

is he turning japanese?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

I really think so

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

i was hoping for that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

\o/

Whatya drinking gin with? I have a bottle of Bombay Sapphire sitting here looking at me but no mixers :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

it's homemade sloe gin

that i was supposed to be saving till christmas

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

I've got sloe gin!

My gran made it,

I shall fetch it and we shall make this our cyber gay bar!!!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

*pulls up the shutters*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

woo hoo!

glugugugugugug

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

yum, gins

lime cordial; make a gimlet?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

mmmmm Gimlet

I love gin, me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

aint it great

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

I am drinking Rum hot toddies,

I am regretting the lack of kalua and considering going for Gin. I have Hendricks or Beefeater (which is ONLY good for cocktails for other people) or Tesco value (which is ACE!)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWPE_VkssEw

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

beefeater is hateful shit

i have some regular gordon's but no tonic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eOcPkIVQpA

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

You know, I really think so...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

Surely not, he'd be much larger

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

23% of Japan's population by mass

is Godzilla.

TRUTH and FACT.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

And his eyes would be the size of coconuts.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

so good!

*jealouses*

what is jealous as a verb?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

Sheep.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

*is jealous*

but it's not as endearing as *jealouses* :)

*knows his grammars*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

hahaha

these are gorgeous ^_^

I know it's greedy to be done twice, but could you do me? Please? I'll link you to a video of me playing a live gig so you can see what I look like to the shins ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

I don't mind.

I drawed Mr. Pineapple twice. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

That's only because you have a crush on me though.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

You wish.

You really need to get better at stalking though. Jumping out of the bushes when I got off the bus? What was that!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

I didn't jump.

I leapt, like a graceful ninja stalker.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

But I knew you were there.

And I thought good stalkers made it so you didn't know they were there?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Ah but you didn't know *I* was there.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Ahh

You are good.

But you did just give yourself away...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

To expose his failure, yes.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

Wait, why aren't you looking up at me yet...

Hold on, you DO have blondeish long wavy hair, right? And live in Cornwall?

Right?

RIGHT?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Uhh...

no...I have blue/green hair. It is not wavy. You are stalking the wrong person!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

ClanSoul?

i...is that you?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

It's not blonde!

It's brown :)

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

oh fuck!

I'm off completely!
*tries to sneak out*
*falls to the floor*
*is beaten by ClanSoul-a-like with a broom*
*cries*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

precisely.

I've been dangling from your ceiling for hours now, and you've simply failed to notice.

Your internet was far too easy to hack into, by the way.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

*looks around*

YOU'RE INVISIBLE!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

It's a shame you can't see him.

He's naked, and sexy as fuck.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

I tried to think of a response to that

but I don't know what the proper response is.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

Bollocks.

I was across the road and I saw you trip on that root.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Hahah

So is that why he shouted SHITBISCUITS when he 'leapt'?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

Exactly.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

You just want to show off to her

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

~~off~~ your cock

it is true v_v

edit: NOT REALLY, GUYZ LOL

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Yay!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

*bows*

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

I think you should do that mediation.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

Really?

Why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

I googled mofaha the other day.

Y'know I'm trying to rip off his style?
I was looking for some of his stuff to study.
I was on his flickr and I saw you and Emily at the park, and it made me think that all of the times you've spent together have just come to nothing. It's a waste.
It seems wrong that it should just end like it did.

And trust me, she agrees.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

Yeah we had some fun times

but we also had a lot of shit times. Big fights over nothing, and what not. And the blame always got pinned on me. Then she goes and replaces me with Judy. It's just fucked up. She can't treat people like objects. It fucking hurts and she needs to know that, which she doesn't seem to. (And please don't tell her I said all that)

And the mediation would just be to end it a little more cleanly. Not fix the friendship.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

Well it's a start.

Sometimes it can have another effect where you end up becoming friends again.

Whatever you decide to do, just know that she doesn't dislike you in the least.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

I don't believe that,

I have to say. Because if she liked me, she wouldn't say all the shit she says about me. I am sick and fucking tired of it. I mean, jesus fucking christ, now she's just talking out of her ass.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

Ok, I know you're sore about this.

I'll butt out.
I don't know the full story, and I don't need to know the full story.
I won't bring it up again, if you want me to leave it.
I don't want to make anything worse for you than it already is.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

I'm sorry.

I'm getting all grr. But it's like a scab in a bad place for me. It just keeps opening again, and I can't heal. (GOD I sound so emo)
But thank you for trying. *hug*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

Don't thank me, I keep stirring it up :(

But I will accept the *hug* :D

I can understand how you're getting angry about it.

But as I said, I'll drop it.
Do you have much planned for the weekend?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

Woo yay!

You are fluffing awesome!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

Glad you like it.

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

i Hate call centers

(vinyl junkie, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

toaptoaptoaptoatptaotaotptaotaotataptaototpatoataotptppaoatoa

gah

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

I am having toapRIS.

dunno what it means. Help!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/toap

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

what a convenient resource!

I have a newfound liking of you now!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

it's all kamikaze stoat's internet voodoo

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

newfound?

how could anyone dislike lovely mb?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

fuck off you massive cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

lovely but predictable

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

if you dislike toap

you'd be better off not coming to b3ta, it's full of it

also, toap is not a bad thing

lazy and shit pics are, but the two are not mutually exclusive

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

yeah yeah

i know, there's just a lot of laziness atm

not that i've posted anything new today!

*hyporcrite blog

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

aren't words simply collections of lines anyway?

What makes them so different to shopped pictures? It's all just lines.

Let's live in peace ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

i'll live in your peas

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

itvdigital had a call center in wales once

i have a monkey :) but i didn't work there

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

There should be a prize

for how little sense this makes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

Yay i love prizes!

ha ha i didn't realise that had a X in there...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

My ISP's Indian call-workers seem to have a better grasp of the English language than working class English mongs over here

in my experience, plus with less attitude

I'm all up for some kind of ruthless international swap

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

I agree. I think we should all pop over to Mumbai and instruct them to say "Yeah?" after everything they say.

If it's not patronising enough, we whip them to within an inch of their lives and then ship them over here for some REAL torture. I suggest a tour of Basingstoke, bamboo under the fingernails or worse... A three month stay in Coventry.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Coventry!!

YOU EVIL FIENDISH BASTARD!

They might be skilled enough to get proper jobs ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

pfft

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)

ouch.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

SPIDERMAN-COCK! LOL!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

LOL!!!!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

ZOMG!!!

hello matey, how's life?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

well i have a bottle of fuller's ale and a cup of tea..life is good!

and you sir?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

i have been siiting here for a while, drinking gin

i just got up for a minute, and realised that i'm fucked
so not fantastic. I really really miss london pride

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

just to let all know...

jonothan ross just said GOLDFWAPP.

:)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

jonathon ross can fuck off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

somebody's overtired.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

His wife has MASSIVE tits

and he is a useless cunt with stupid hair and he can't sing.

His marriage mirrors that of Jordan and Peter Andre.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

indeed

although equating his missus to jordan is heartily unfair on his missus

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

True. His missus is a talented scriptwriter and big-titted fuckmachine.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

Could he even manage that

the talentless mirror-gazer?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

KISS MY VENOM-COCK!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSssssSSSSzzz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

Well, now we know it doesn't swallow.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

This looks exceedingly painful

I pity the snake

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

Prolly bindun?

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

Haha

This seems like it would be a realistic National Front campaign

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

It does look a little now you mention it

'ning matey!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

'NING :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

heh.

they can use those buckets that that have now on supermarket checkouts... buckets! buckets! I hate those buckets!

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

"buckets! buckets! I hate those buckets!

buckets! buckets! Them's all getting up in your space!
buckets! buckets! They're not space saving!
buckets! buckets! everybody hates them!"

Buckets! Buckets!, Take That (1998)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

Say you, say me.

Say it fo*eueueueueuegh*r ever,
that the way it should b*eueueueueeugh*e.
Get well soon.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

haha, thanks mate :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

Good night, you sexies!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

goodnight gorgeous

sleep tight.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

night night too

gotta post this, it was giving me nightmares, now I can sleep soundly :)

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

EARTHQUACK!

Damn those ducks.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

NEVER FORGET

this was our 9/11

(ewe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

your mum was my 9/11

she rocked my world. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

[ed]

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

O_o

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

well, yes and no.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

Sorry

I couldn't resist the ewe connection.
:s

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

KILL IT!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

(maninthespoon, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

Xtreme Fisting VII?

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

brilliant

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Woo!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

Hahahahah

It came out really good!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

HA, LOOK AT YOU

TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW HIM

LOL

/clueless blog.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

right

can someone explain, are they related or some such? I missed the briefing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

mofaha is her stepdad.

SHE GETS TO LIVE WITH A B3TAN!!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

LOL!!!1111111111eleven.

Living with B3tans = not all it's cracked up to be. I might be living with 90nz0 soon :|

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

oooo who?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

90nz0

he's one of the well known ones on /talk.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=12899

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

ah. i only really know vulga and bogus official off /talk

/talk scares me. alot.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

yeah, I used to be the top poster on there for a couple of months

but it's so much nicer over here.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

well obviously.

it has me and sir pigeon nipples.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

You two are the best examples of niceness you could think of?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

well obviously she couldn't use me

what can you expect?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)

You might have damaged your standing by saying "fuck off" quite so much earlier.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

WELL WE'RE A PAIR DAMN SEXY FINE ASS BITCHIN' HOES!

and if only i knew what half that ment.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

I think it means I can purchase sex from you both.

How much for the both of you?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

well a bottle of whiskey and a packet of fags will do me..but pigeon will need to be imported from oz..which could be expensive

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

Hmmm.

It'll have to wait till I get paid then.
I'm sure it'll be worth it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

Are we really that bad?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

probably not.

it's just so many more people to get to know and get to know all of /talk's little quirks.
it'd be like having an affair...i'd slip up somewhere.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

I don't see it as any different to /board.

Best way to get into both is lurk for a while to see how the board runs, then gain confidence to post.

It's only really now I'm starting to try drawing and stuff.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

i will have to give /talk a chance one day

i'm just waiting for this place to get so unbearable i'm left with no choice.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

and jolly nice to see you over here it is too!

How are you anyway?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Meh.

Watching tv and pissing about here.

How's you?

Join us on t'other side later, yeah?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

I've been offered a place in a house with a b3tan,

should I avoid like the plague?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

again..oooo who?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

You.

I'm moving in tomorrow.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

oh no,

i'm doing my hair tomorrow.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

That's ok,

I can spend my time eating your food and drinking your alcohol.
And making your house smell.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

i have no food and no booze

feel free to bring me booze tho.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

I'll concentrate on the smelling then.

I have barely any beer left, and it probably won't last the night.
Then I'll be down to whiskey.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

I live with a b3tan

It fucking rules

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

thass not what he said . . .

C];0D
He's cocking KERAZZEY about ya!
n-night!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

little known fact:

real life doesn't feature an ignore button

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

Yes it does:

Gaffer tape

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

^this.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

unless it's RAINBOW COLOURED DUCT TAPE ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

TO THE PEACEMOBILE!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

Hahah yes!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

*tapes to wall*

hmmm, point taken

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

I know.

That's what terrifies me.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

now that makes sense

I get it now,

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

Which is why we're confined to the board,

and why the hide button should be used whenever the large conversation picks up.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

yeah you're right,

the rest of us should do something to help your annoying ramblings

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

christ, after being here over 2 years i've just noticed the hide button...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

how's the grooming mission going?

or is that still hush hush

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

ooops

kitti out of the bag?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

not technically, no

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

Hah! Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Haha!

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Hahaha

Good stuff!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

hahahaha

christ, that's clever.

YOU'SE A CLEVER MAN MOFAHA. YOU'SE A CLEVER MAN.

In other news, what's your favourite colour?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Hahahah!!!!!

*click*

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

Dustin Hoffman should have played that bag.

Woo!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

I do not understand :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

American Beauty, there's a plastic bag in the film, dancing in the wind.

One of the main characters says it's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.

He clearly does not have a 360 with an HD telly.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

Ahh Thank you

/lives under a rock blog

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

I need that explanation too

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

I must admit the same

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

thats the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

woo

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connor, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

I quit.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

hepburn

lol

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

Dee, Audrey or Katharine?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Peter,

child molester, lived in essex, incarcerated 1979-present.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6p42dfyJqQ

pure 90's

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

"There was a time when I"

vomited instantly. I'd forgotten they existed.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

hahahah

yeah, i accidentally had it on my ipod and was startled by it on a random play th'other day

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

I went to primary school with the bassist

even at the age of 8... I would.

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Muns, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Topical.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

awww. Tell me all about your hatred...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

Tell me about your mother...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

yours or mine?

i wasn't listening

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Yours.

Dude, she's hot. We could like totally hook up if you told me more about her.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

well it looks something like this

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

she lost all that weight and had a fat head :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

WOULD

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

pwoah.

look at their make up!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

HEY NOW

I happen to know her personally, and she's a really nice woman. Seriously, I've met her several times, and she's genuinely pleasant, I won't hear a bad word said against her.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

she's annoying on tv!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

hear this:

she is a cuntbag

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

DO NOT WANT!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

*checks URL*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

B3TA NUDGES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

FUCK OFF

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

ignore them. They're being stupid.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

^this.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Oi. Stop pointing at me bottom.

/ac

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

ooh, daring.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

You must be having a bad day.

Tell me about it in excruciating detail please.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

well, let's see... first Judy said that michelle said that andy really like Jillian, but Jillian said that Michael had never even kissed Amy, never mind give it her in the wrong un. Well, when Steve found out about this he went straight to Sarah who ju...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no...

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

I don't geddit.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

It's not that funny, really.

b3ta.com/board/8118626

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

Righty oh.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

Haha B3ta is so topical

Right, what's this internet lark?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

lol, drama

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

lol, woodshop

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

I have to repeat lol maths

because I didn't bring enough pie.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

lol, Fargo

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Needs more

kittens

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Duncan Disorderly, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 7:27, archived)

25 hour news!

(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

wtf

seriously what is the point of this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

LOLWUT

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

I'm the Firestarter.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

The twisted Firestarter.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

You're da Firestarta..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

I'm spartacus

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

I walk through mindfields to watch ya head rock..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

I walk through the valley of the shadow of ducks

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

Soooooooooooooooooo-phisticated

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

poooooooooooooooo-wrimblwarbs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

imma fire farter

twisted curry eat
*parp*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

Magic people, Voodoo people!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

THE VOODOO, WHODO WHAT YOU DON'T DARE DO PEOPLE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

Iiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaam Iiiiron-Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

do what? Remind me of the babe

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

The babe with the power?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Jump magic, jump!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

that's the power of love

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

Can't Be Arsed?

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

Cock Balls Arse?

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

crabanooshkianz

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

CRAB BRAINED AARDVARK.

NOW THAT, IS SCIENCE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

CAULIFLOWER BROCCOLI ASPARAGUS

VEGETABLES FTW!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

Colostomy Bag Assistant.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

Clobber Brian's Aardvark?

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

I'll be honest with you

I dont understand this. If you explain it, and I understand it, I will retract the following statement:

YOU FUCKING CUNT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Yes!

Explain, RIS, etc.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

You fill me with inertia

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

You fill me with love

"floats butterflies!"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

i don't remember that line in the song.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

Song?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

I'm bedazzled

(clut, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

maincharacter

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

OHSHI

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

THIS IS AN UNHOLY AMALGAMATION!

I LOVE IT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

i am speachless

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

*gives speach's*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

ah thank you..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

ID LYK 2 THANK DA ACKADUMI.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

hahahahaha

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

I do try :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

no, man.

you don't try.
You SUCCEED.

YEAH, man. YEAH!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

I bet Yoda would say that

If he didn't talk like a dick :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

talk like a dick he did not

i tink you mean

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

4rf :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

What weapons does he have?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

JAVA-STARE - Lvl Twelvty

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

fromwhichmovie?

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

wassat from?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Rappola

I know your hair's not black, but I couldn't find the right color marker. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

Rawr!

Hello! :D
And that's ace :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

Rawr

to you too. ^.^
So, how are you today, sir?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

I was a bit annoyed, but now I am feeling good.

I was feeling better a few minutes ago, but I am still good now.

And you?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

webmessenger.msn.com/

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

But then we can't keep updated with their life stories.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

She asked how I was.

I told her.
Fuck off.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

If you're going to have such regular and extensive conversations with one particular person,

do you not think it would be better and easier done in private?
For example, over msn, or by gaz?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

We can't talk in private

because when I asked her to get msn, mofaha thought I was stalking her and now it's prohobited.

See how that killed both of your suggestions in one go?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

but mohafahaaa is right

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

And the problem with gazzing is?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

YOUR MUM

do I win?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

yes, this flaming pint of petrol

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

Other people can't see his crap attempt at cyberfucking someone.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

It's not a fucking attempt you cunt.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

So you ARE having a cyberfuck then. Take it somewhere where I don't have to read it.

Plus I'm telling your mum on you.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

You know what I meant.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

It's private.

He doesn't like it.
I'm not going to have this conversation, though.
Kk and I are friends, as I have said countless times.
Fucking drop it already.
And that's not just aimed at you, it's aimed at anyone else who thinks I'm stalking her.
And you can fuck off too M3.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

^this

You guys are just being retarded.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

bunch of retards, you just ignore them KK

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

I'm telling my counsellor on you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

hahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Gaz each other if you want to have a blether. My middle finger is bored scrolling through all your chats.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

We can't gaz each other,

we're not allowed.
I have been through this with mofaha, and we are sticking to the board. Put me on ignore, you're obviously not missing much.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

I've never ignored anyone before.

I may have to consider it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

See that link at the top of the page that says "You have x unread messages."?

Click on that and cyberfuck each other's brains out.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

I DO NOT WANT TO CYBER FUCK HER

AND I CANNOT GAZ HER
JUST FUCK OFF!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

Ok. Why not?

Why can't you use the messaging system?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

I've been through ti with mofaha

and he forbids it.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Is there a whole back story to this, like Biggs and Luke, that I'm not aware of?

Is Mofaha related to one of you (like a parent or something)? This is a genuine question.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

He is Killerkitti's stepdad.

I think that about sums up the backstory too.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

That's cool.

I knew you weren't cyberfucking. I've seen all the messages for goodness sake. It just seemed a bit strange that you weren't gazzing each other.

I keep forgetting not everyone on here is as old as me and able to do whatever they want.

Not as harrowing as the whole Biggs/Luke thing though once it was explained. Try bullseyeing womprats next time.

Oh, and yes. I do realise that I look like a total cunt now.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

Good

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

You're a still whining wee prick.

Goodbye.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

Look man,

just drop it. Please.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

I think it's quite fluffy you guys each on the other side of the pond have made mates :)

long board conversations have always eluded me on b3ta however, given I have the attention span of a delinquent tadpole

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

I just wish people would realise that that's all we are - friends.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

this.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

Cool

A Star Wars mate of mine died recently, who I got to know on another forum, I had never met, but had got to know over the six years or so of internet contact. He was a great guy, (despite stuff like owning three AK-47's), but was ultimately all heart

So if you find mates online, go for it!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

I know you're just friends.

I wouldn't care if you were any more or any less.
It's simply the constant conversations we have to scroll through which are causing problems.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

There's a hide button.

Use it.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

What's going on????

I wanted to ask you how you did your picture but this is just random.

(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

Because Kk and I are friends

people think I want to cyber fuck her.
I am trying to make them fuck off.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

Oh, OK

It seems abit weird.

(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

Why?

And what happened?

I am betterer than I have been. I saw my counselor today. She wanted to do a mediation with Emily. I don't wanna. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

councellsor?

aww gee your a kid, its called growing up, don't need one of them, just set fire to a few things (not people!) and you'll be fine

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

^this

I hated being young(er.... I'm only eighteen...) but I think it's the struggling through that made me bearable, if not lovely, today.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

Well

in part, we have to see our counsellors, for course selection and stuff, but I go see mine once every two weeks anyway.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Ah, now THAT I can't say.

But it's fine now, trust me.
I can understand why you don't want to, and I just got Deja Vu..

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

Did you kill someone?

And all right. If you say so.
Deja Vu? I hate that it's too weird. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

Nope :P

And yeah, it feels strange.
Did you have any trouble today?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Okay

Just making sure.
Not really. Didn't see Emily at all. I also didn't see any of the people that would tell me if she was talking about me or anything. So that's why my day was better. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Oh ok :)

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

levetating mostache!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

That's awesome, that is.

I really like your pen stuff, it's got a lot of charm to it ^_^

How are you anyway?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

Aww

fanks! ^.^ You know I'm selling my stuff at a comic/anime con!? x]

I am good. Because that^ and also because going to see the Kooks in June. And you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

No WAY are you going to see the Kooks.

I think I saw them live at one of the summer festivals last year, bt I can't remember...

Also, WOW. Which con?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

I am!

I'm excited. My daddy's taking me.

It's a small one, it's called CPAC. But there's a chance of selling at AnimeNEXT or MangaNEXT. Which, if you haven't heard of them, it's because they're big in Jersey. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

hahaha

WOO, BIG IN JERSEY.

You know you've made it when you're big in Jersey.

Well best of luck ^.^ Hopefully I'll see you at your own stand when I go to the London Expo this summer =]

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

Hahah

Yeah. Big in Jersey really doesn't mean anything. But hey. it's a start. xp

Thank yooou. And that would be awesome.
How are you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

still unwell, but getting better, that's for sure.

Did another awesome-o-pard earlier, but it wasn't very good apparently :P

Looking at your picture, if I may give a piece of criticism, the top lip line needn't be there at all. It would be best ignored, leaving just the mouth and bottom lip line.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

Aww.

I hope you get all better soon. :]
I saw it. I liked it.

Okay. I heard that before, but I had just tried it to see. I used to draw just a line and bottom lip. I'll go back to that, I think. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

Sounds like a plan! :D

*collapses due to ill*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

Aww.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

Wow

That's really good.

(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

He should really get those bunions seen to.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

I don't even know

what a bunion is. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

Woo!

May I send you a picture?

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

You may.

Just gaz me. Want it done like thisun?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

I'd like it done which ever way you fancy.

Lemme just get a pic.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

I doubt he wants it done of anything...

knowing head-doctor, he just wants to SCARE YOU WITH A PICTURE OF HIS MANGLED PENIS

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

You don't know me at all.

And it's not mangled, it's unique.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

sorry, I get confused between 'know' and 'harbour a passionate desire for'

*barely audible sigh*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

...of me holding my erect penis against a ruler?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

I so thought this when he asked

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

Do other people get them too?

I thought I was special..

*cries for hours*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

Oi.

I'm not like that.

Only joking.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

Thank youu.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Lean on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Heheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

this is so great! :D

THANKYOU VERY MUCH!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

Glad you like it!

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

lol guise look

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moohalaa, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

needs more jesus

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

Is it real?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

is that real?

*awards prize*
ARGH MINDPISSED ON *puts up small mind umbrella*
MY FIRST POST
www.b3ta.com/board/6531504

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

So retro cool . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

Too brown.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

RIS

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

This^

full rissage

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

Real Image (of a) Shark

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

still ris

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

Eh? RIS? I don't get it.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

i think i used to have this guyon ignore

so i reckon it's the original is it real pic
and he's posting it to be a troll cunt

so i'm going to put him back on ignore

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

Sounds like a plan.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

But.. but...

that's MOOHALAA!
You can't ignore him! He's AWESOME. And also a GOOD FRIEND of mine.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

meh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

it's like there's an entire class on here these days

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

I'm number 1 on google for "moohalaa gay"

true story

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

WOW YOU'RE SEXY!

Hello gorgeous, how's things?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

LULZ!

I was only hoping for a naughty stepping.

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moohalaa, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

Erm, why?

You know you won't make friends...

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..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

eat peas nonsense maker

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

Have some Oor Wullie and The Broons, ya doss cunt!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

feeeshy kissy?

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rosey, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

ha ha ha ha i thought that was my reflection for a second

Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

I don't know why this has made me smile so much.

But it has, and that's all that matters :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

COR!

lovely

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

Ok, just a quick one, but no tongue.

Oh, who am I kidding. *snogs*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

Hahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

aaaaaaha ha hah ha ha ha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

hahahahaah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

Haha!

I even got that one first read through.
Well done for adapting to your audience.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

*cracks fingers*

it's a gift

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

HAHAHA

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Woo!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

Schweet . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

Awrite hen, 'll you nip ma pal?

(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

*grabs*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

*grabs

*milks

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

Unfortunate light switch

There is nothing I can add to this...

(Rat King www.caesareanbagpuss.co.uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

Hello

I don't believe you created this image, may i suggest you browse the section entitled "FAQ" at the top of the page
Thank you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

I also don't believe I haven't seen it before.

OH DEAR LORD. SO MANY NEGATIVES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

looking on the plus side

JESUS HAS A BONER!
...so thats why he needed all those hotdogs?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

Perhaps!

It doesn't mean he's not a cunt though.
I mean, he took your fucking hotdog man! WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

walking on water?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

l n

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

walkiig!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

OMFG!!

JESUS IS TOUCHING KIDS!

By the way, your cock appears to be made out of glass.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

this hasn't been posted before :/

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

*hides under kitchen table*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

*joins*

*orders a g&t*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

the new glasscock

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

I posted it 2 weeks ago

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

i had seen it a while before that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8118596

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

Doh!

Sorry, 1st time I'd seen this and wanted to share with an appreciative audience.

(Rat King www.caesareanbagpuss.co.uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

theres a new one?

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

Oh good. An excuse to post my shitty Garfield Bandwagon shitty picture shit

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

Oh no.

My childhood memories, ruined in an instant.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

~~ruined~~ enhanced

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

Hahahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

troll

do not feed

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

might as well use this

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

My room is jam packed with about 20 insanes aussies!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

that'd be right

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Turn on Sky Sports and push them towards the TV

Cricket is on.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

Most of them currently have wine bottle gaffa taped to their hands!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

EDWARD FORTY HANDS.

FUCKING ACE GAME.
Not done it with wine though.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

Ha ha ha i don't get it

TJ : can anyone remember where that scrolling background tittytourial is?
...guess not

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

Yay it's Friday!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

What a way to start the weekend.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

ghae

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moohalaa, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

Heading out for the weekend ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Yup

Heading off to the countryside :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Ride on . . . enjoy the trip !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

i had no reason to make this

yet i could not be stopped

(planetfall, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

who cares about reasons?

it's got MR. FLIBBLE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/dibleyofdibley.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

duane dibbley

is da man.

(planetfall, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

RED DWARF IS TEH AWESOME!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

"Are you sure you want to call it Red?

"Because we'll have to change the ink cartridge."

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

My 2nd attempt at the GIMP

My first of a person......

Does anyone have any tips on how to do teeth?

Click for bigger (68KB)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

toothbrush and toothpaste

next!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!

THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

Seem to have done well already - woo

Easy mistake to make is try and draw an outline for separate teeth. You didn't, so you win this:

Not worth a new thread

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

I tried that,

but it made her look like Wurzel Gummidge so I thought I would ctrl+z all of that :)

Edit: And thank you for saying that Ive done ok already you big fat liar ;)

How do Dixon?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

a really light pink to pick out a few subtle lines might work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

OK, Ill try that.

Would it be ok if I sent you a link tomorrow to my trying that and you give me some advice?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

of course

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

hehehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

Lots of calcium?

ALSO: woo :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

Sometimes it's better when the teefs aren't done individually.

I think this is nicely done as it is =D
Eyebrow shaping is good too, tip top :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

Really?

I hated the eyebrows! My biggest problem was the colour really. How the fuck do you get a brown in the GIMP!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

O_o

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

I've never used it, so I'm afraid I have no idea.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

i misread that

i thought it said something about fucking your gimp up his brown

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

Fuck,

Wait 9 months

Feed, clothe, house and change

Wait 6-8 months

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

This is like . . . so easy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

50's style, I like.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

60s or 70s

look at the car

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

I said, 50's..

IT'S 50'S STYLE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

No, that's a 1972 Gran Torino

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

IT'S THE 50'S!

Why would I lie?
WHY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

Because it's the truth !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

like the general lee?

AWESOME

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

No, that was a 71 Charger I think

still

AWESOME!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

this burger is AWESOME!

hey, the taj mahal! AWESOME!

you're coming to the pub? AWESOME!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

I can just about

hear the horn . . . honkying now !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

AWESOME!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

YEAH! YEAH? YEAH!

AWESOME!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

Daisy loves you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

Fuck, YEAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

Should give you time to get it printed for Sunday.

(soyaeatingnun, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

EMO!!!!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

Rip those hearts in two to get the full emo experience.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

easier?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

and the feet?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

Hahaha

pfft

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

I get it now and feel silly.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

AHA

got it! :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

I hate each and very one of you

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

Don't worry

I got the joke ;)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

hahahahaha

bset one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

punk ftw

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

well,it's honest.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

I tried getting an abortion but you were too developed

and i ran outta coathangers

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

touché

(soyaeatingnun, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

merry christmas, son ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

MUTHAFUCKA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

I would have abused you as a child

if you weren't so fucking ugly

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

Before you were born

whose consent was there to ask?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

The age of consent is 16...

(soyaeatingnun, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

*runs*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

i have the garfield font

i have never used it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

hmm

font fact

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

hah, wow.

The font that UK Transport officials use on road signs is called 'Transport Bold'.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

The use of comic sans is by far the most entertaining thing to ever happen to a garfield comic.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)

the sort of people who laugh at garfield

are the sort of people who find ben stiller funny.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

And say "lol! random!"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

i fuckin' hate the word random,especially if some cunt uses it as a noun.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

As do I.

It makes me want to pick up a nearby object and beat them to death with it whilst screaming "LOL RANDOM" over and over at the top of my voice.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

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