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# Colin didn't like it when they closed the gate


It interfered with his view of the trowel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I love you
please eat me.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# out.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Eughhhhhhhhh.
Administers the sponge of hygiene (TM).
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# ooo you slut.
raar!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I like where this is going!
*rawr right back*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# oh, and I got your ainsley harriot prick with a fork image sent to me by my mother yesterday
with the obligatory 'RE: re: Re: RE: re: RE; RE; re: Re: THIS IS REAL... LOL!' header. I just replied telling her I knew who photoshopped it originally :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha
i am just so amazed people think it's real.
if only i could make some money out of it. i'd be rich by now.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Maybe you can appear on chat shows discussing it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Isn't it always the way?
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# i guess it's just back to prostitution to make my millions
it's a hard life!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# OOH CAN I BE YOUR NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
I would love to be able to reply to 'RE: re: Re: RE: re: RE; RE; re: Re: THIS IS REAL... LOL!' with "I've slept with the person who made that".
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
my ex replied with something like that once, i think, well i don't think he said slept with..more like this was made by my girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I'm not interested
unless this story ends with ".....up the arse, rofl!"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# You want me to do you up the arse, rofl!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# well i'm hoping it won't.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Oh shush.
it won't hurt a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# iccccccccccccck.
noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Don't worry,
with Pasanonic, you won't feel a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# aww, only got a tiny tinkler?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# It really is like doing a poo backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# OH GOD! EEEWWW EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
bleeeeeeach! i need bleeeeeeeeeeeeeach!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# See?
There you go again blowing the chance to end your drought ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# But doing a poo the right way around
is satisfying.
Does that make it unsatisfying because it's backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Not only that,
but it makes your bathroom smell great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I'm told I have a good sized
wife-pleaser. There are pictures on the net to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I think I'd prefer to take your word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# are you sure?
I think I have some on my phone too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I think I'd be much happier without seeing them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# SELL IT ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Hahah blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# happens all the time
I got Lionel Rich Tea sent to me the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I THINK I WANNA DO SOME DRAWING
I'm gonna go draw some stuffs and do some image posting for once :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I see people on bebo and stuff
with pictures from b3ta in their photo albums.
I always make them feel uncomfortable by commenting it with "I'm going to tell the person who made this that you've stolen their image"
It cracks me up :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D
It makes me proud to be an active member of B3ta sometimes :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Me too.
Very very proud.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Aslan blog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
quick :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# That cat has obviously been involved with Danzig at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# ^this
*puffs pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# *snigger*
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Scracist
/obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Poor colin.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# That hurts my eyes :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# i see
ooh as it appears it is countdown time

havn't been on for a few days shall do a friday/saturday night doodle, maybe

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(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Uh oh!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# you better
you better


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(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# *puts on anti-naked goggles*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# They usually do nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I got an upgrade.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Early Dragons Den
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Pffft!
What was he pitching? "No more nails" (TM) ?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Excellent
Ikea MDF crosses??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Houses, houses
burning bright.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I'm not willing to give you 30 pieces of silver
but for 50% of your information I'll give you 25
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# The cnut!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
#
Jesus Manley
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Ayethankque.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# JESUS SUPERHERO - DON'T MAKE HIM CROSS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# no, he's fed up with crosses
make him a puppet instead.

ohhhh, there's no "a"
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# what about buns?
i'm sure he'll enjoy those
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# oh he LOVES buns
but not hot ones, and definitely NO crosses. :P
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# WAHEY!
I love it when jokes come good in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# terrible man he is :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Jesus stole 40 fishes
and all that wine, just translated wrong
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# look at him
using his walk on water thing to get away!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# JESUS V MOSES
who will win?
Jesus *walks on water*
Moses *parts the water*
Mwhahaha let the fight begin
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# A VELOCIRAPTOR
duh.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*Coats screen in tea*

fight,fight,fight,fightfightfightfightfight etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Haha I can just see it
Piss you ninja'd it in.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# NIIIINJA!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Yes! :D
Also:
B3ta trivia question two:
Which b3tan is sour about filesizes?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I want to see filesize nazis on /talk.
THAT POST WAS AT LEAST THIRTY BYTES YOU CUNT.

edit: edited so it's not spacky and weird.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Hahah!
Can you not guess who it is?
Think about the wording!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# its just the load time that annoys me
/unlimited internets blog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Oh come on this one's easy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# oh its a question?
i didn't realise we was in a quiz...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# lemony
what do I win
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/trivia.png" />
^Badge
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I'm not sure the colour is quite me
What else do you have
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/trivia.png" />

Any better?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ooh ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Tiny weenie badge! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
i see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I think you're reading into this too much..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Ha!
Is that Daniel in the Dragon's Den?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Hahah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Got this one out of my system now...


Thanks for your indulgence. Now I can create a scathing political joke that comments on globalisaton or something.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# that's a rocky road you've started down
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# groan!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Somebody should phone the neopolitan police!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# arggh!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# lets not beat about the bush in this matter
this isn't fudge sundae
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# oh dear god!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# This is epic
I love it very much indeed. You get my highest of woos!


WWOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Thanks very much
squire!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# lovely, lovely!
this made me do a nice gentle giggle.

Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You're most
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I hope he gets replies...
(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# haha
I like this, but I daresay there's more potential for insane humour in the other blank spaces.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# i like your style...i'll get to work
(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Here, have some inspiration:
www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/pers004.html
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# haha...
"I love dancing and have no legs. Maybe you have legs but hate dancing. Together I could ride you to happiness (mine)"

I forgot how much I love the Framley Examiner.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# haha....wow these are awesome
(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# JOGGING ACCIDENT
you make me feel. You make me feel. You make me feel like a natural yoghurt.

:D:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# he looks quite serious
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# oh god.... oh god...
*is sick again*

That's very nicely done though :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Why are you on b3ta
if you've got an illness that makes you prone to vomiting?
Surely b3ta is the worst place to be other than 4chan
Or tubgirl
Or goatse
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# you'd think :(
it's an addiction though :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Nicely done.
He's terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Ominous !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Scared!
/scared! :S
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# oo er...
sinister. Very sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# This is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Ace!
A Sterngull
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] with apologies to Ms Klein...


EDIT: Naomi Klein wiki linky
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# ooh, very clever indeed
but I reckon a lot of people will be rissing their pants off. Book puns... too highbrow :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I am.
I read crime novels and Pratchett, I'm not very highbrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# It's a spoof on the cover of a book about consumerism
called 'No Logo' by Naomi Klein.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Just high forehead
or did you get that fringe?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I did, check the profile.
Also: thanks for recommending the Duffy song, I did it quite well I think. I was singing it when manwife got home and he agreed, so yay. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# She's going to be a star.
Girl's got talent and she likes Northern Soul.

Edit:// ooh, very nice. Look at the mirror though and not the phone. Fucks up your lovely eyes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Exactly- I can't get over her voice, it's glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# book puns? i haven't got a chance
i can't even read :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# that's a real shame :(
HAHA KINGSUPERSPECIAL IS GAY AND HE CAN'T READ MY POSTS LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# as luck would have it i recognise that particular pattern of shapes
and it hurts man :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# oh :(
I... I love you really?
*gets close*
*strokes your thigh*
*is sick down your back*
FUUUUUCKKK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# no idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I particularly like the clever use of the 3 as a g.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Thanks!
I've added a link in case anyone suffers to much RIS damage
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# haha
i actually get this
/flatmate had to do a project on ms klein blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# oh
haha,
good book.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I like it.
...and can feel all smug cos I got it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun?
(planetfall, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# This deserves at least one reply
Especially when someone can just post a link and get 30 replies.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# i clicked
but I was too scared to reply
(clut, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & Dirty

I'm terrible at photo shop!
(RogueIntruder, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] lacking.

severely.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# You are Mr Susan
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# LOOK AT THEM SHINE
Ooh cold!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hee hee hee hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# not changed much

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# please, no more.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# B3TAN TRIVIA QUESTION ONE:
WHICH B3TAN WEARS A "BLACK HAT"?
This is a cryptic one, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Me?
I've got three black hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Nope :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# No it is because I do.
Technically I'm right. Give me a prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# But that's no cryptic.
I'm surprised no-one said DTH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I guess
Tahkcalb?
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Ooooh oooh ooh
What have I won?
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I shall make a badge, and more questions to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I'll think of more questions now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# YOUR ON THE MOSTACHE FINALIST PAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I know, I'm right at the bottom :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# QUICK
listen to this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4yndU6NqUE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# top tune.
I did some remixes of this a couple of years ago. I should find them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I am chair dancing.
And singing the words at manwife, who is laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha
I'm laughing and can't even see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# This is sex personified, this is.
The pair of you can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I love Peaches.
She is utter filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# That's exactly why I love her too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# NO!
This:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFgobS0Fm4
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# That is wonderful.
I still love the song, though.


And not that anyone cares, but I am now listening to KnifeHandChop *spacks*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Jumps on

Jumps off...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# *clicky*
*clicky*.
more *clicky*.
even more *clicky*.
*clicky* again.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Whats with all the garfields anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# No idea
I think somebody proposed it as a possible challenge and some guys ran with it.

Some of it I've been loving, others...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i've never understood if garfield was supposed to be funny or not
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I used to like it as a kid, when it was actually a one man show with some soul,
then it became a syndicated factory process and I kinda feel it lost something...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Grinder's switch
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# that's totally juice newton
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# WINNIE MANDELA
Hudson's Vermouth, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# BLOWDRYING IS HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# :(
*cuddles until it's all better*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# My fringe's gone all big
*pats it down again*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I bet you're well sexy with a big fringe.
While I was in the shower I threw up again, so when I got out I fell asleep all teary eyed and woke up and my hair looked hilarious.

Then I started to laugh.

Then I was sick again.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Oh no!
Bless you.

I managed to have a bath, wash my hair and my face and do all the necessary hings without hurting the eyemakeup I put on this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I won't tell you about picking out the bits of banana that were too big to go down the plughole while crying and shivering
because that's just too disgusting even for b3ta.

Woo for avoiding eye make up though! I don't think I've ever worn eyeliner without smudging it within five minutes. :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Oh you poor, poor thing.
*hugs and proper Jewish chicken soup with matza balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# How strange, I'm in the middle of making chicken soup.
I'm pretty sure Jewish chicken soup doesn't have coconut milk and ginger in though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Bloody does not!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Joke's on them,
my soup is delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# That sounds nice
and a bit Thai.
I am doing chicken kedgeree but without the curry powder.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Yeah, it's basically normal chicken soup with some onions and bacon and carrot,
but with coconut cream, ginger, garlic and a few other things.
Kedgeree is tasty, but your kitchen will smell, probably for days.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I'm not doing smoked Haddock
as I don't like it. I replace it with tasty chicken breast. It's probably not even close to kedgeree. But it has rice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You might be stretching the definition a bit without haddock or curry powder.
Oh well, the taste is what matters.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# ooh dear
no food, please, I'll only see it again in two minutes. :(
(hexy 1.0, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# sorry, posted that in the wrong account
CONFUSELAGE :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# oh god...
*hurls*
(hexy 1.0, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# hello you! Christ, it's been ages.
How are things?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# not too bad thanks. I've been feeling a bit dicky too.
This is weird, innit?
(hexy 1.0, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# how do you mean?
What, as in you're just my old account?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# yeah
you're just logging out as you then logging in as me and having a conversation with yourself.

you weirdo.
(hexy 1.0, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# hey!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# well, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# fuck, didn't log out properly :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha
LOSER.
(hexy 1.0, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I had a haircut today too.
The fringe is lovely.


(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# why
does my organ not have a grinder switch?
i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# And turn it up to eleventy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ELEVENTY SIX AND A FOURTH!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# thats totally fucking mexico!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Olé !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Voilá!
méjícó!´
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# So THAT'S where all the hot air's coming from...


Sorry, it's 56k but I couldn't trim it any more!
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# time team ftw
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# LIES!
There are whole pixels along the right hand side that are just WASTED SPACE!


WASTED SPACE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# An extra 6 fucking k?
FUCK OFF, I'M TELLING ON YOU
That's 12% over the limit!

Also: lol! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# political satire!
zing
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# and what is the deal with airline food?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# BOGOF
offer expires at midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# oooh!
*stockpiles*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# BOO
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# CLANSOUL! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT!
I'VE GOT GLANDULAR FEVER!

I WON'T GET RID OF IT FOR A YEAR!

I WAS THROWING UP FOR HOURS EARLIER!

YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

*wants to die*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Wow.
I'm sorry to hear that. Glandular fever is nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# it's why I'm a bit off today, so I apologise.
Tell KillerKitti the wedding's off.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Hey hey hey!!
I tried to "mofaha" a tree earlier.
clansoul.deviantart.com/art/Treefaha-78723916
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I like the luminous colours.
Heh, is 'mofaha' a verb now?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Yes.
It's very vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# OH SHIIIIIIT
That's not fun :(
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# *hugs back while trying not to breathe on you*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# So I take it you didn't bother calling Gary?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# not today I haven't, no :P
May do it tomorrow if feeling better. At any rate, I shall have to cancel tomorrow's gig. No fucking WAY am I playing in this state.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# It's his birthday today :)
And as I said, I don't know what we're doing during easter, but that'll be the easiest time for us either way, because most of the time during the week while I'm at school, nobody is home.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I am going for foods now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I had it a while ago.
You poor thing- rest lots. And sorry, but you're not going to have an immune system now for at least a decade- eat lots of echinacea and red fruits and veggies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Well I've already had it for six months which is why I'm always ill... this is the worst I've been yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Careful your spleen doesn't spontaneously rupture.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Alternative treatment for schizophrenia
This is just fantastic! Great alternative treatment!

www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government
(PoemReader, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Reading?
I don't know who to read :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Wrong door mate.
you want anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# It's not a properly hot bath unless you feel faint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I suggest we tell them to FUCK OFF ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# SINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# What is this amazing gif from?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# abbott and costello do drgs
it's a great film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I dont know where its from originally
but I took it from this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkObvXY24tk
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Thats some top lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hell
That really is. But hes still WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# That's a long build up to a fail..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Like the millennium
1000 years and we got the DOME. He is the human equivelent of the dome
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
#
the dome a tent
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# wow! there is a site called The Onion! and it has satire!
quick! tell the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
#
say that again,i had my headphones in.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I said you were looking lovely today :)
*innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
#
thanks,i parted my hairs just for you.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Which hairs?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
#
'that,detective spooner,is the right question.'
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
#
r qu
qu r
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
#
what.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I turned it into a spoonerism?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# no,you didn't.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# "the quight restion"
oh, but yes I did :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Ah come on now
five and a half years and just one tiny mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
#
mistake post

IT'S THEIR ONLY POST
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# True
but also, just one tiny mistake :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Shouldn't that make it more forgivable?
If he doesn't come here often, he might not know the customs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# 's why the FAQ is there. He'd been a member for five years!
Nothing is forgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# It's only an internet site.
People make mistakes. It really doesn't matter. So long as they don't persist in making the same mistake despite advice, there's no reason to insult them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# yes,skin the bastard!
oh wait,i just denied my n00b roots. -shames-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Ah, you're a woman, so you get away with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
#
what makes you think i'm a woman?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# y-you're not a woman?
*puts cock away hastily*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# -lisps-
'i can be...whatever You want me to be'

/edit fuck off,i'm a pretty guy
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha
fair enough.

And pretty is certainly what you are, sweet cheeks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# oho you naughty sausage you
-flutters-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# If we're going to play 'faq police'...
the faq's very clear about whether or not it's ok to be rude to people who annoy you on the board. It says "absolutely not".
I know none of us stick to that all the time, but if you're going to throw the faq at people expect it to get thrown back at you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# touché, mofaha
It's just because I'm not very well, and easily pissed off. I'm sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Then I hope you feel better
and recover your fluffiness :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# You seem to have enough fluffiness for everyone today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
#
yeh,judge not lest ye be judged,you fat motherfuckers
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Also, the FAQ says it's fine to post a link on the mainboard.
Which it is.
And I enjoyed it.
And I have apple juice so I am automatically correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# APPLE JUICE RULE
END OF STORY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# You seem a little excitable.
Have you forgotten your calm down pills?
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I think you're trying to tell him something there.
Call it intuition.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I love it when this place is nice and friendly to people.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# NICE
NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
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NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# IT'S NICE WHEN NICE PEOPLE ARE NICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# NICE!
Isn't that in France?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# should i put the words fail into this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# no,it's pretty cool as it is.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
The awesome power of your lurkage compelled you to post this. It was so powerful that it became sentient and you just couldn't refuse it any longer :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Don't you just love it?
I reckon he joined when B3ta was just a links collective, hasn't logged on since, and for some reason came back thinking it would be exactly the same as ever.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Well that's certainly worthy of telling him to fuck off many times.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# One out of five . . . Amazing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# That actually made me lol
and for that I salute you

*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# have a smug crab you mong
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# ah
hahahaahahahahahahahaa!!!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Crug! Smab!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# blib! blab!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love crabs*!

*the snippy variant not the itchy variant
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Lol!
But you forgot to put Brandow in front of the back of the skirt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# If I could just stop you there. . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# might have you rissing
but it's my degree.


Eat piss,stay thin. (75KB)
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I get it!
Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Philosophy degree, eh?
No wonder you have time to make pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Philosophy and art would be cool.
Think of all the free time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# One of my old housemates did ancient history,
he was in for about 2-4 hours a week.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# -pthhhhppppppppppttttttttt-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Fire at will !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Not really sure I undestood it
But WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hey thats fuckin great!
woo! clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Yay for them two
Have an old one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Odd-Fish! Odd-Fish! Get chor Friday Odd-Fish 'ere!

Clickity for readable

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
I saw this earlier elsewhere on the internet.
It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Also I have an idea for the next one:
Stonefish asks to play and the three of them end up in hilarious a consequence of this action?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
Great
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Narf :)
I remember this :D
*nostalgizes*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# CRABPISS!
I like yours better.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I think this comic is the best thing you've done yet
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# This strip? Surely not?
or the comic as a whole?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# The whole
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha! :D
I am glad that Howard survived plummeting-penguinism.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# The odds are in rock crab's favour . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Awesome, as ever.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yays for ODDFISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# It's Friday, and I can't be bothered to make anything good.
You lot can fucking have this instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# stop licking that light bulb!
STILTY!
Woo on stilts!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# LIGHTBULBS? ORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# How's the river Nile?
Silty!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# This makes for a stilted conversation
ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# LARF!
!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# STILTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Tipsy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Woo
They're much stiltier than my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# The way the UK media has shown it, anyone'd think we lived on...

So what if our politicians and police covered up a bit of kiddyfiddling... its not like they cry WMD and shoot people on the subway...

/national pride blog
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hmm.
shoot the odd Brazillian ( more than a million George ) or the systematic rape and torture of hundreds of children. I have to choose a baddie? Can I have more time please?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Nite nite.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# that is woo.
but i don't remember posing for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# you have no pupils?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# yes
but i can make them disappear into the back of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Rohypnol
is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# it gives me
a headache
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# no dots?
oh well.

*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# nice chebs :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# MASSIVE TITS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# BallOOns !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# phwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Slipples
Always good to see a the odd impending nip slip.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)

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