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[challenge entry] Mythbabies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Jesus H Corbett, that's frightening.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# YES!
THIS WINS EVERYTHING!!!!!!
i'm really going now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Bye Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# bye claaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# KaBooooooooooom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# look at jamie/adam's
little ticker.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# eh
maddie bindun ?
(picitujeromanov, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# am i missing...
... an eyebrow?

Dunno about your choice of background image... it's from some Xtian website (this) that the boys would NOT approve of. Double Shoppage for the price of one!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# only 3 minutes a day? what?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Speaking as someone who would never EVER be a farmer:
I completely agree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I couldn't be any less a farmer.
In fact the last time I even had my hands in soil was when I had to exhume Enoch Powell.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# The last time I went anywhere NEAR soil was to watch mum bury the Guinea Pig.
Not particularly exciting stuff, is soil.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# you exhumed Enoch Powell?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Who hasn't?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# *agrees*
*relurks*
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I couldn't get in to Harvest Moon.
It didn't take me all night to figure that out, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# i'm actually rather enjoying it.
its not really much of a game more of a meditation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Well that's fair enough then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I can dig it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# you may have this


Click for bigger (121KB)

as i no longer need it.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# The one on the left is awesome :D
Well, it all is, but I especially like the one on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# WOW !
I love space balls ! The BIG is fantastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# woo!
this is brilliant *clicks*
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# We've been to Cadbury's Button Moon
yum!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# And we all went to heaven in a little row boat...

I have decided I am going to do lots of these as they are fun. Check the filename if you encounter problems.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I was thinking "Is that Radiohead?"
and I checked the filename, and found one Thom Yorke!
*applies gold star to self*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# ditto
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
No wait, mofaha says that.
/obligatory mugafaha joke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Is MofohohahahaAHA around?
Cos I have a devious plan if he ain't... *rubs hands cunningly*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I think he's in Philly with Kk today.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# well it is the ok computer album cover
in the background
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I didn't know that.
So shush.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# This is so good . . .
that I am really looking forward to MORE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I might do Nick Cave next.
Just to get the easy (or distinctive) ones out of the way. Mainly as I don't really know what I'm doing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Marvelous . . .
all the more fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# abbatoir blues is such a great album
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I must remember to get his new one.
I should have by now but I am magnificently lazy. And pretty poor to go with it. What an awesome combo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# do a Gary Numan one
go on... you know you want to.


and you may have this woo anyway

Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# didn't need to filename :)
wooo!

do bob dylan!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# ace!!
reminds me of my Pete Doherty one from a couple of years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5WvKRQno8c
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Ha ha, nice!
I must be some kind of subconscious plagiarist.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# That really is very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# THOM!
I LOVE YOU THOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
...and there was nothing to fear, nothing to doubt :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Get down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# SONIC POWER FUCK!
IN THE FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Blimey
Nightmares are made of this. Woo muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Wow!
That's fantastic. Have a click.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# RAWK ON !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# i wish to hire this creature as a childminder
first, i'll need some children...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Have you tried the rental agencies ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# yes
couldn't get a shag there, either ;)
and with that, i must away. 'bye, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# brilliant
i love these old stylee pictures, proper creepy

woo and a click for you
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# tres bon!
and

woo!

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
not happpy about this

though its definatly woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# The creature has performed his work !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# mother?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# That's mommie to you dear . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# DEKIONPLEXIS! YOU ARE NOT THE AMERO ANY MORE!
THIS IS GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# awesomeness.....
to the nth degree *clicky woo*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] .


Freaky, I made this a year or two ago. I see someone's already done something similar...
(Girly Gerard contrary to popular belief, the manliest man, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I know who I'm going to call.

So what's he look like now?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# fantastic
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Winnie the . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# this^
reminds me of ghostbusters 2
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# it's bizarre
but if you look at the original of this photo, churchill has pretty much the exact same face as the baby here. brilliant.
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# that's very disturbing :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yes . . . there is something worrying . . .
back there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Arf!
I bet he was little theif just like Oliver back then.
"Gotta pick a pocket or two!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# .
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# and ironically
Bollards is almost what I would describe 90% of the music on those CDs :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Bollocks.
Is probably the word you were looking for there old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
#





that's what I was implying ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
#





Oh, good.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
#




why are you whispering?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
#





I don't want to wake your mother. Could you bring us a cup of tea please?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
#




not until you take off that gimp mask
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
#






that's not a mask!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# FUCK!
Now she's going to get the hump. har de har har.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# pff
i like power ballads, they remind me of the 80's and big hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# bonnie tyler


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# yes.
holding out for a hero is a great song to sing* along with

*into your hairbrush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# especially after you've just eaten a quarry and some knives.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# i've never eaten a quarry
i may have nibbled on an open-faced mine, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Who hasn't eh? har de har har!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# there are starving children the world over
who would kill for a nibble on an open-faced mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Don't you mean die?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# maybe
who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
*takes a sip from bottled mineral water*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# indeed.
*wipes arse on christian aid donation envelope
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# are you still going to send it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# yes
i had to read the bible in school. if i have to look at their shit, they can look at mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha.
excellent excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Just how powerful ARE they John?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# John Craven here, respected newsreader from your childhood
They are more powerful than a thousand baby alligators chomping on your family jewels. They so hungry, they eat you long time.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Good God! That is powerful.
Now to the news teams where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Something to do with magnets ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# yes
shitty magnets.
possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I understand
that they may be the best kind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# nope
rare earth magnets are the best kind, although shitty magnets come in at number 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# or out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# well
better out that in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# even cocks?
I thought they were better In AND Out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Ah! So that's how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# yes
puppets are not involved, whatever you may have heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Now I'm worried.
I like puppets. A LOT.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# do you like clowns?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# That's road design that's just asking for trouble.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# that was a great laugh out loud moment, right there
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Doompa de doo
(pirateneddy, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# They gown get raped
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# melanoma will eat your children!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Cooked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] animated = funnier?


myth busted! this was way more amusing in my head...
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# So it is in his Gene's . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Well, this works for me.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# i say!
what a rude child!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# more gnarly than rude I reckons.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# i bow
to your superior knowledge of "the lingo"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Yo s'aight jus' keep it tight. Don' be hatin' and layin' bad rep fo' me an' my boys
yuh'erd?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# fo' shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yo . . . I gotcho shizzle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I see yo' shizzle and raise
yo' a Bizzle (of the Lethal kind)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Ain't they all home boieeee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Not wen I pop a clip full 'o caps in dey ass.
Biaatch.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# yo, holmes
to baker street
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Whooooooooooooooooooof !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# 'Sup?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# How much for the horny biotch ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# For you, 20.
Hop on and enjoy the ride.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# If i stay on
for more than 8 seconds . . . do I get a buckle ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# No.
But if you stay on more than 10 seconds, she won't gore you to death.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
guess what!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaan!
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Fry-up for tea :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# That's ridiculous.
How's she ever going to get in a frying pan?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Well she got in our bandwidth tubes, some of those are rather small.
So who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Jonathan Edwards knows. He does.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Does it even matter in this circumstance?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Not at all.
Tea is ready, I will be back soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# i fear you are underestimating the sneakiness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# lucky you!
i still feel sick after the large lindt chocolate bunny i ate before. i don't know how i'm going to manage my tuna mayo sandwich :x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Have a thin drink?
Orange? Water?
Maybe that'll help.
In other news: I treated myself to a deviantART subscription today :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# i'm drinking a pepsi
the fizziness is helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I just had a Tuna and Sweetcorn Baguette,
OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Sweetcorn is vile stuff.
It is the dead seeds of children, you see.
¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Well as long as I'm eating them, they ain't lying around the place
clogging up your cock pumps.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Well you can carry on with it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# cock pumps
they really aren't my bag, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I don't think they're very useful as bags,
unless you wanted to carry a single cucumber. But being a lady I expect you already have somewhere to put that.


A trolley! haha! sexism.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# i have a rather fetching tartan trolley
my back has been weakened enough by my massive chebs, i have no intention of making it worse by carting bags of heavy shopping around.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *Tries desperately not to read as 'feltching'*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# try harder, damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# sweetcorn rides through me on the poop-chute express
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Nooo!
Make it stop!...
with knives and fire!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# nice
and well observed with the ibanez, guitar geek?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# geeky
as charged...
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# do you use
www.guitargeek.com you might enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry had to re-do as one slide out of place
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ah yes, now your babies don't reappear after being eaten.
Woo, but you can edit rather than deleting.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# ghost??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Sinister baby burping !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# your udder obsession is getting more disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
#
your obsession
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I'd say 'pleasing' rather than 'disturbing'.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# ^this
QWoo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I am enjoying them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# you say that
like I am saying I am not and you need to argue the point.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# No, not at all.
I just wanted to let it be known that I enjoy them while others may not enjoy them.
Nothing directed at you, it was just an appropriate place to say it.
Or so I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Would this be an appropriate time to tell Happytoast that you slept with his mum?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I'll tell him that in private, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# maybe as a reply to the picture
and not my post perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# the swelling veins are freaking me out.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Ooh I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Begging to be milked . . .
*milks*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# haha
fantastic. I feel they are sailing their cow boats off to fairer lands. ( not China )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Yes but can those udder-creatures be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Bitch,
please.
Mildly nsfw - unpleasant/disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I'm liking these,
great stuff!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# hehe cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# cows tits FTW!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# would you go out in the snow to say hello.
Photobucket

walk closer

baguette about it store
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# *click*
these are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# shakes hand.
thanks mister.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Freak night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# lovely again
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# maybe i'll move on to the spring season next.


at night. in the snow and rain. a bit like spring in England.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hello . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# good day. pip pip. what what.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Brrrrrrrr . . . Cheerio . . . Brrrrrrrrr . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I've been enjoying this series of yours.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# that would be awesome
re-jigged into a wallpaper!
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Beekeeping fact #43

The rare Rem Bees (Apis MichaelStipeus) love honey so much
that they eat it faster than the hive can make it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Well that's just lovely.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# this^


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# HEHEHE, this i love :D
i have seen him live i have :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That's nothing.
I have a jar of it in my cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# **covets**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# It's not Happytoast brand, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Bzzzzzz bzz bz bzzzzzbzz bzzz bzzzzzzzzzzz bzz*
*That is very nicely done, sir, have yourself a hearty *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaw honey honey . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ...
PANTO_MO0
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ha!
Bums embassy
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# oh dear, he's really got the hump!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *rapes and burns*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# brilliant
but i think your foreign minister is on fire
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Gilbert and Georgy Porgy
(hank splendid I is an bleedin' robot, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# That's very well done.

Congrats, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ooh ooh.
TJ. If I install firefox 3 beta does it override my current browser installation or can I run it concurrently?
I'm also going to try Safari but I think it is useless until they drop the mac OS X font rendering and move on to cleartype.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# FF3 can be run with 2.what ever
Just install to another directory. DON'T install Safari, it has a load of problems. there has been a running bug list on the register.co.uk I tried it a while ago and it lasted about 2 days before it got removed because of fucking my system.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Safari 3.1 is a lot better
rather than being beta quality like 3.0. I still prefer FF though.

How did a non-integrating bit of software fuck your system?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I assume, roughly from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# you can install them side by side
but your profile info may be messed up a bit
especially if you go from ff3 to ff2.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ah ok. Thanks both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# yep.
I'm definitely having that.
*snatches*

Brilliantly done.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Baby Brown

Click for big
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Texture like son.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# He looks a bit like a Manchester scally to me.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# ^This^
*Edit* Looks a bit like Daz Sampson who is a Manchester Scally.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Fuck I remember that!
B3tans trolling his messageboard and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# We will never have a better Eurovision entry.


EVER!

Even if he was a complete prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Shit that!
Get Weebl in on the deal. He could bomb all the other crap out of the water from high altitude with heavy incendiary devices.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# We'll never have a teenage life...
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# And what
exactly are we supposed to look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# See above.
He looks like the typical kind of scumbag to be found in and around Manchester city centre on a friday or saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# 'Ey mate, 'old ya trainers?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# you tetchy northen folk
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# manchester? northern?
erm, "LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# i live in se london, anything across the thames is northern
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm still technically resident
in Hammersmith. Where you speak of is the hinterlands and probably dragons.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# admittedly
thar be beasties
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I'll cunt you right in the fuck
/on the beer blog.

I'm off to the pub soon for the footy. I'm gonna be proper neanderthal today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# i might pop out myself
few guinness
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I normally go to the match
but being an old bastard I'm a fairweather supporter now and its been pissing down for hours so I reckon my local club with about 300 other fans will be the next best thing. I'll have to take my dad though, fuck me, if you thought I could moan?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

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