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# They Came To Crush Earth! LOL!! (Page 1)
cfb 160k
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cfb 160k

Desktop of last frame. 160k
My thanks to all who allowed me to abuse their characters and ideas.
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# I think the 3d cock hitler man should have GrandmaOfShoes's head
just sayin. it's all teh ace.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Pffft!
Thank you.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:36, archived)
# I love you
but you're still the catcher and I'm the pitcher.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
i love the cgi elvis hitler cocker.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Thanks Doc.
I couldn't have done it without you.
Cock attack was mindpiss by mofaha.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:24, archived)
# i just read the whole thing and it is fantstic.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:28, archived)
# *glees*
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)
# this sentiment accurately represents my current state
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Finally!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:24, archived)
# Yeah, long haul to finish.
Thanks for sharing your dream. And thx.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:25, archived)
# do you have a bigger picture of the toppled hitler machine?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:29, archived)
# Yes.
Here. 210k
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:36, archived)
# hahahahah
that is so fucking great i want it inside of me.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:39, archived)
# HOLY FUCK
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)
# YAAAAAY!
oneoneeleven!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# FUCK.
AWESOME.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# B3ta needs to sort out the daylight savings hour.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:53, archived)
# thread-deleter!
why?!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# I deleted it
My reason is because I'm getting too ahead of myself. I've been a member for just over a week and have posted too many pics and comments.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:04, archived)
# well, it is good to get the feel of a site via lurking before one jumps in with all three feet...
...but it's generally considered very bad form around here to delete threads that have been up for a while and had replies (particularly replies with pics). it's preferred that we edit a post rather than delete it, and people will generally react very badly if you do this - no harm, no foul this time, but expect to be shouted at quite a bit if you do it again.

read the faq, play nicely, enjoy b3ta. i'm off to bed now, hope to see your kitty again later.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Well,
I like to filter things. I always have. If something is unnecessary, I get rid of it. This I deemed unnecessary, so off it went to the deleted section of the internets.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# weirdo
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)
# ^ What he said..

* 25 posts in 9 days isn't a fucking huge about after all... most of us do that in an hour.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:57, archived)
# filter it
before you post then you stupid fuck. what are we, your guinea pigs? fuck off.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Pffttt...

* it is nice to see that "boris the non-swearing spider" is keeping to his word?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Wut?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:56, archived)
# In what way?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# I AM BEOWULF.
I AM A ROTTEN SPACE KING IN ALL OF BABY HELL WHERE I SET FIRE TO THE KINGS OF ALL SOFTBALL AND SOFTDRINKS AND SOUNDS THAT KILL MYSELF ON AN IMPAIRMENT OF THUNDER GHOST AND LESBIAN HEADHUNTERS.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Is it good for the economy for people to get up an hour earlier in summer, O Beowulf?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)
# I AM THE FUCKING DRAGON KILLER.
I AM DRAGON MASTER I FUCKING KILL DRAGOOONNNSSSS.
FUUUUUUCKK.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ECONOMY, IT IS MONEY.
MOTHER FUCKEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR.
MOTHER FUCKINGGGGGG DRAAAAGGGOOOOOONNNNNSSSS.
GODDAMNIIIIITTT.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# I got up at 11pm yesterday,
I have saved eight hours of potential daylight.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:07, archived)
# THIS IS TIME THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WALL SPENT IN THE DOMINION OF THE GREAT KING.
I KILLED A DRAGON, GUYS.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I LIVE IN THE FUTURE
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS HAS NOT HAPPENED YET
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# I don't post here very much
but in the 5 years I've been a b3tan I can't remember a crappier 24 hours of /board

no disrespect to the people who post nice things, naturally
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:00, archived)
# fuck me we have a live one.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
#
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# hahahahah!
reminds me of your Mr. T frontpage...

funny, i think we all know someone who looks like this kid...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# everyone in the world knows someone like this kid.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)
# maybe he's jesus
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:26, archived)
# Possibly there are certain similarities
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# I work with someone who looks like this lady.
I'm about to give her a warning. FOR BEING UGLY.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Can you step into my office for a moment?
Ok, thanks. Now can you put this bag on your head?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# "I'm pretty sure we both know what this conversation is going to be about."
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I punched someone in the face last week.
Looked remarkably like this kid. But with a gay moustache. Really gay moustache.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i don't.
i only know a few people and they're not that ugly.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Oh yeah
I remember that :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# this is way cool.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# this is your grandson if you dont stop clansoul stalking your step daughter
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)
# hahah you're such a loveable cunt
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# british teeth
wouldnt wish it on anyone.
/born in Nottingham
/had braces
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Oh Nottingham
is full of fun.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# i am so scared.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# im going to stalk killerkitti so i can get her megapregnant.
is everyone okay with that?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# THE COMBINATION OF ARTS WILL MAKE THE INTERNET IMPLODE
DONT DO IT!
keep them seperate and fun
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)
# no i don't think i can
we are going to be married and we will care for each other and we will just hug and kiss each other and sing songs and make paintings of pretty animals and mutilated genitals while we listen to some ambient piss piss noises like the kind in a dryer. we will look each other in the eyes and we will be in a lot of love and we will kiss eachother a lot and we will vandalize our neighborhood and make our art together as a king and queen of pee.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:55, archived)
# THIS TRULY BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE
DO AS YOU WISH LITTLE PETAL


DO AS YOU WISH
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)
# okay then its settled.
we will have animal love.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)
# remember....
VIOLENCE = LOVE
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:35, archived)
# that is not all true.
i will love killerkitti like the sweet delicate flower that she is and that our bodies will be a work of art.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)
# I bet I know of someone who has a kazillion of these with his own head there
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Yep.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:43, archived)
# serves him right for having modern hair.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# KILL IT!
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# For the shambles this board was earlier, today has worked out really well.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)
# I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON GRONK
*LIKES*
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Shucks.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I wasn't around much earlier
what was going on?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# talk people did some bad netiquette.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Oh I saw that
but it was a learning experience for them, because they received your instruction.
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS OUTCOME
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)
# i think the teenagers who went on their panty raid giggled themselves to sleep.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Then we're all happy.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:41, archived)
# i'll find something to rage about later, i bet.
ok night-night time.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Pffft!
Kill it with what ever is at hand, and FFS do it quickly!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Hmm
Looks like someone I know called Nick Yager. Well, that's what he looked like 7 years ago anyway.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Eye...falll..asleeppp
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# YOUR POSTS ARE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# haha
here to please; time for bed.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:59, archived)
# GOODNIGHT
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Im Positive! LOL!



(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)
# agghh it gets worse the longer it goes
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#
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# karl weather marx goes to a baby and book burning and has fun.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)
# this made me emo
frostfirezoo.com/when-he-died-his-wife-commissioned-this-sculpture-as-an-expression-of-her-love-for-him
very nice really. I hope my wife makes one out of pipe cleaners when I go.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)
# this made me karl weather marx goes to a baby and book burning and has fun.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)
# that... that sentence made no sense.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)
# it does if you beowulf.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)
# haha
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# OH WOW
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)
# # karl weather marx goes to a baby and book burning and has fun.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Babby madness.
Yay!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:47, archived)
# karl weather marx goes to a baby and book burning and has fun.
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# WAKE UP.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)
# work around the clock!






(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# I'd say ouch, But eye spilled me rum.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# good.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)
# HUMPTYPIRATE.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)
# i'm sure i had a reason for doing this....

fairly sure, anyway
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# AY.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)
# your still awake then?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:08, archived)
#
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# nice of them to leave the photo of his kid untouched
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)
# holy crap
that must have taken some dedication
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)
# HEY WOW I'M ON THE POPULAR PAGE OF THE TALK BOARD
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S AN OXYMORON.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)
# i bet that kristine person wants to bear your rapebabies.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Oh god, no.
I SEEN A PICTURE
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:46, archived)
# ha ha haa
i have no idea what this conversation is about but even without the references it is still very funny to me.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# THIS CONSERVATION IS ABOUT: NETIKET.
SO I WILL NOT POINT OUT THAT SHITRAGS ARE MORE FUCKWORTHY THAN KRISTINE.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# SHITRAGS
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)
# NO
AN "OXY" IS A COLLOQUIAL NAME GIVEN TO AN "OXY-ACETYLENE" CUTTING TORCH/SOLDERING TOOL WHICH USES AN ADJUSTABLE OXYGEN AND ACETYLENE FUELLED FLAME TO GENERATE HIGH TEMPERATURES TO PERFORM VARIOUS TASKS

AND STOP CALLING ME A MORON
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)
# 1 IN 4 OF MY POSTS ON LINKS END UP ON THE POPULAR PAGE
THAT IS HOW COOL I AM
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# I'VE GOT YOU BEAT.
MINE EITHER GET REPLIED "THAT WAS IN THE NEWSLETTER" OR PEOPLE JUST SAY "ICK".
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# HAVE THIS THEN
imagechan.com/img/4835/The%20office/
I REALLY WISH GRONKPAN WOULD GET BATTERIES FOR HIS HEARING AID SO WE DO NOT HAVE TO TALK SO LOUD WHENEVER HE IS ABOUT
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
# OK I LIKE THAT.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:34, archived)
# WE'RE NOT TALKING LOUD, WE'RE TALKING WITH PASSION.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# LOUDPASSION.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# SEXY PASSION
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# SEEMS LIKE YOU INSTRUCTED THEM IN SOME BASIC NETIQUETTE
THIS WILL TEND TO MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER PRETTY FUCKING POPULAR
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)
# lets be friends again
that was more fun
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# or you could just go fist yourself
rather than being a man and replying.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# conan o'brian.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# how does he smell?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)
# like conan o'brian.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)
# CO NAN
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)
# hello i am conan o'brian and i am a pirated stephen pirate who is.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)
# did you ever watch MTV's liquid television back in the mid 90's?
all the different weird ass cartoons they had, including the original "aeon flux" cartoons?

this reminds me of the show "The Head"... i wonder if anyone will get the reference
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)
# i liked the head.
the demon was fun. an old friend of mine had a crush on trevor from aeon flux.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)
# and who can forget The Maxx
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:37, archived)
# only a blur to me, but i recall the title.
they only played them sporadically up here.
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#
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# he is a talkboarder.
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# no no's
atari?
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# OH YES IT IS
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Last one of these for now
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# This one will take a while to absorb. I'd ask how you do these, but I'd only copy, so I shant.
I'm gonna go hunt some sleeps. NERT TIME BYE ALL.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:19, archived)
# :)
I'm only just figuring it out myself. The first one was a happy accident as a result of playing around, and then I had to try and retrace my steps in order to make the desktop one.
Now I'm trying to figure out how to make more representational pics with them.
Edit: g'night
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:24, archived)
# dont worry
I am sure I know of someone who will copy the style for you
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)
# i'll do it, for cheap.
*slaps together a shop called "discount mofaha" in paint*
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:37, archived)
# That is very
very, very nice.
Thank you.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:19, archived)
# HEY MISTER YOU LEFT YOUR YOUR LITE-BRITE ON!
these are fun.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Now this is fucking FESTIVE.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:23, archived)
# woo!
hiveworldtastic!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Nipple?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:07, archived)
# it is about to burst, full of pus and snakes.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:11, archived)
#
www.adultmoosefinder.com/search/

AND WHERE IS RAPITINUI HIDING NOWDAYS?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)
# YEAH.
TOTALLY.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)
# this
he's been gone at least a week :-(

also: that link is all teh ludicrous
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:14, archived)
# i gazzed him the other day.
he'll be back in a few days, he's away doing realworld things.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I HOPE HE PACKED A HORSE
that real world can be a scary place
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)
# well, it's kind of a funny story but i won't spoil his funsurprise.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:24, archived)
# BAH
HE'D BETTER FUCKING HURRY UP
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:19, archived)
# i wish my mom was rapitinui.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)
# I THINK YOU WOULD CHANGE YOUR MIND.
"HEY MUM, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL AGAIN"

"MOMMA'S SMOKIN HER BONG, SON"
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# when I was younger I pestered my mother until she finally caved in and admitted thatshe had smoked weed when she was younger
you would never pick it now though
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)
# i fed my mother a tab of acid when i was younger.
she made sense for a few hours, it was great.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
# I was three years old the first time my dad got me stoned.
I've smoked meth with him.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:57, archived)
# i made a crackpipe out of the skull of my unborn baby after inducing myself to abort its growing parasitic flesh.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)
# I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.
I have a dysfunctional family.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)
# i always tell the truth because it hurts so much more than lies ever could.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:22, archived)
# ANIMAL HORSE!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:19, archived)
# :-D
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:52, archived)
# ickle spores

*edit - clicky biggy here
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)
# holy fuck!
is that a photoshop?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)
# nope
its acrylics and a crap camera :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# it is woo
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# thanks!
the Spores are dancing :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Yay!
This is a really nice pic.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)
# they are ickle and toxic!
:D
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I like the grabby ones best :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# RAR I AM COLD. RAR I AM COLD.
That's what I'd say if I were a BBQ in the cold.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)
# WE IS TROPICAL PEOPLE
WE DO NOT BE LIKIN THA COLD
is what I would say if I was a BBQ
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:04, archived)
# they has a little mouth
and a big scarey mouth with pointy teefs
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# one for speech
one for munchymunchy
too much DONTTALKWITHYOURMOUTHFULL eventually results in genetic alteration - SCIENSSCE
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)
# There's a tiny little furtive one!!!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# hehe
yes there is :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:56, archived)
# What do I win?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:56, archived)
# INFECTION
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)
# :(
You gave me that for Christmas.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)
# now you have a MATCHING PAIR :D
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)
# patching mare
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)
# ok
you can have a cake instead.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:06, archived)
# I ALSO WANT A CAKE.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:07, archived)
# CAKE!

Well... cake with spore.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:10, archived)
# There appears to be a little dood in my cake D:<
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:11, archived)
# yeah..
I'm kind of infested with the things, they do get everywhere.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Got any fluffy ones? :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:16, archived)
# fluffy as in fur
or as in cute and non-hostile?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:22, archived)
# awesome
i know mothers that would cry at that

splendid
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:57, archived)
# haha thanks :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:10, archived)
# this is wonderful.
good to see your stuff on the board again, it's a treat.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:07, archived)
# yay ta!
*likes being back at b3ta, if sporadically...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:13, archived)
# ack! i'm out of spore puns.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)
# thats poor
;)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Ace and a half.
wyhp
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:19, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Fantastic as ever.
How big are the originals of these? They always look so detailed.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)
# umm... *kzzzzt* ...working...
aha! paintyspores are generally on either 16x12" canvasboard or on A4 board, and pen doodles are on either A5 or A4 paper.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)
# I don't want to steal the spotlight or anything...but when I feel something I gotta go with it.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I got nawty stepped once for suggesting that it would be good netiquette if everyone on the talk board died.
THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING SENSITIVE.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)
# YOU APPOLOGISED!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# NO I FUCKING DIDN'T
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I STAND CORRECTED
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)
#
co e
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#
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# Do you know someone in this video?
Is that why you circulate it so hard? Is it you!?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)
# no
i just like erections
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)
# That's as a good a reason as any I suppose.
As you were.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# PENIS JOKE.
*initiates magic shield*
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)
# *initiates magic sword*
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I assume you mean everyone except me
I'm great I am, even Pigeon Nips says so
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE
I like people who touch little boys
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Oh, but I don't think of you as a real lady. You're just one of the guys to me.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Click.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# BUT I LOVE YOU.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)
# OH NO IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)
# what?
at once

or in some kind of amusing order?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)
# I'm not fussy.
It's the ends I want, not the means.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)
# just the scraggy ends
in a bucket?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# you just shot yourself in the foot
there fella
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)
# DIE.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:06, archived)
# I got nawwty stepped for putting it in my sig that i was going to mail my piss to rob
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)
# *hears /talk LOLing*
LOL
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)
# THEY AREN'T THOUGH.
It's because I'm here entertaining you lot.
I can see how greatful you are.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:49, archived)
# THIS IS A PICTURE OF TALKS. TALKS DOES LOOK LIKE THIS.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Yes, yes it does. We're full of love.
Open your heeeaaarrrt
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# im shy teehee
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Thtop you're maken me blush
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:56, archived)
# u wana chat in privite? lolol
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)
# ASL AOL LOL
How do you feel about watersports?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:00, archived)
# I am exceptionally underwhelmed by them.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:02, archived)
# You're not doing it right.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:02, archived)
# BUT I CAN'T SWIM :(
I can splash really well though.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:03, archived)
# FUCK YEA We'll keep you in the shallow end but out of the kiddy pool
We still aren't sure how you are around the younger girls.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:07, archived)
# As long as I can touch the bottom...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)
#
the her

LOLOL
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:15, archived)
# NO WAY DID YOU JUST OWN ME. NO. FREAKING. WAY.
*makes a pillow fort*

FUCKIT. BEDTIME. I'M GONNA GO SLEEP HUNTING.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)
# MUAHAHAHAH
We're smarter than you'd think!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)
# /talks make me nervous :(
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:22, archived)
# COME SAY HI.
WE'RE /TALKING ABOUT TONGUES.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:23, archived)
# I'd totally ruin my elitist stats :(
SERSIOUSLY GOODNIGHT NOW. I hate internets :(
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# HAHA I LOLed
GOODNIGHT
SEE YOU IN ANOTHER 4 YEARS
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)
# get back to the failboard
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)
# respect your elders
twatwad
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)
# really, it's way past stop this o'clock now
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Okay. But only because I love you.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)
# i remember when this place was fields
it looked like this

GO BABAE
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# *thundering fives*
You and me, babe. We could make the world JEALOUS.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)
# you are the best and brightest of your kind.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:10, archived)
# *bows to your grace*
SPANK YOU, SIR
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:13, archived)
# what i said was in no way a compliment.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Yous guys are grrreat!
I should visit moar often.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)
# preferably after puberty, please.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)
# The mantis
This soul was hard to capture.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)
# I TELL YOU WHAT YOU'D LOVE. YOU'D LOOOOOVE SUNDAYS.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:43, archived)
# love love love love love love love love
them
i used to do a comic based on them

moar
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE TODAY?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)
# rong. she's a womantis.
now she eats your head.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:15, archived)
# And more vertical lines
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)
# VERTICAL LIIIIIIIINES
GO THROUGH MY MIIIIIIIIND
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Trippy,
man. :]
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# ouch
my brain hurts
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Haha
not surprising really :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# whooaoaaaooaaaooa
woo, the big'un is fab!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# that's excellent
you should do some screensavers
i'd love that but i wouldn't want to stretch it
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)
# i likes my current wall paper
i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/TomHazelgrove/screenshot.jpg
dont remember taking this one, I must have been drunk
how unusual
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I love this even more than the last :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:39, archived)
# staring too closely into the screen
the screen of the arcade machine

attack of swirly thing!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)
# FUCK ME UP THE CHRIST THIS IS GOOD!
rIGHT, tiME FOR 4 HOURS HARd SnooZZZZZIng!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:18, archived)
# nice.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Elle, oh Elle
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Parp
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# You're shit.
Fuck off.
elle oh elle
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ARRRRRR
oh eff elle.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# roFLFE?W!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# please don't encourage the fuckwits
from /talk.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# are you dyslexic?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)
# HEXLE!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Dear Artist,
err...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# this is the best review I have ever read on the internet
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# next rolling stoned cover
mark these words
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I NO!
I'm an ARTIST.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I NOES!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I'M WELL FUNNY, ME.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)
# only if one takes
pleasure from laughing at the afflicted.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# That's not funny at all :(
Look ! you made me :(
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Mr President we have NO other alternative.
You have to give the order sir. We have to nuke /talk.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)
# NO WAI
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# U R SOOO RANDOM
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Pshaw! Not as LOLRANDOM as you
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)
# if you're dealing with the president
then you have no hope
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# YEA he's totally on MY side...
see wot I did there?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# i think you may
have saved the world
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I DID.
*bums*
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)
# D:
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I don't understand the /talks.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:41, archived)
# this reminds me of lime juice
with bits in
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Yakadoo
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# This is creepy,
and therefore rather cool.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)
# i like to smile when I have screaming kiddies on my mind too
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# you must smile
a lot
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# only until the pencils go blunt
or the iron cools down
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)
# i had a teacher that looked like that
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)
# This is going in an art auction for charity
so I need opinions.

with drop shadow
Or without drop shadow.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I'll send some tinned food
poor buggers:(
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)
# i've got half a sausage
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)
# no shadow
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)
# *puts tick mark in 'no shadow' column*
Thank you. ^_^
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)
# drop shadow nevr looks right
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I thought not
but I wasn't sure. At the same time, I don't want it to be completely flat. :/
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)
# it's not flat without it
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Maybe you shouldn't have the horizon either, since we are looking at her from above
unless she has very short legs, in which case I apologise for mentioning it.
...or maybe I've misunderstood a bed as a horizon.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)
# It's not from the above.
In the source, it's head on.
It's a horizon.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)
# If the horizon's down there and the camera is horizontal then we are looking at her from thigh height.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I think so.
Gah! I dunno! But that is where the horizon was in the photo.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# as kanye west would say
ON TOP OF THE WORLD BABY!
ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I don't know.
Would he say that? I don't even know who Kanye West is, exactly.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)
# really?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Oh, no.
I'm sorry, but I really don't like that at all. And I only made it like, 30 seconds in.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# fair enough
I like it more for the comedy value:)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Hahah
oh okay.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# He's the top end of hiphop artists
...still rather disappointing to musically discerning folk like us, but does rather good videos sometimes
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# The top end of hip hop artists?
NO NO NO NO NO
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# hahaha!
yeah, whatever...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I guess she's not been photographed in the act of falling forwards
or while standing on a really tiny planet. The whole thing is a mystery to me. I give up.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Hahahahah
S'okay. :D
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# With the shadow it looks like it's taken inside,
and that she's leaning against a white wall.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Without drop shadow.
Hello gorgeous :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Kay. *adds another tick mark*
Evenin' lovely. How are you?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)
# LOVELY
And all tired. I have to be at a friend's house tomorrow morning at ten (well... in seven hours, so not really tomorrow) but I am full of glee :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Hahahahah
That's better than school. xp
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# are you a stalker too?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)
# we are all stalkers on the internet
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)
# CAPS LOCK
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# *ENGAGES*
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# CAPS LOCK IS FOR PUSSIES AND HALF-MEN.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# TRU DIS
SHIFT FO' LIFE
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I'm just nice.
:)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)
# must be why the chinese have a communist state...
they'd never be able to hold an election without the rest of the world giggling.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)
# or sexist, i think there is abit in the faq about this sort of thing
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# but there is nothing wrong with being a sexy racist!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Without, I think.
Although they both look ace.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Alright. *adds third tick mark*
Thank you. ^_^
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# That's excellent :)
Really well done Kk
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# better with
in mum's opinion. anyway, it's beautiful!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# art should have more
cock
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:43, archived)
# the way she's dressed, i hope it's a charity auction for the blind.
heh.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)
# with
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Woo!
Without, I think.
But either way it's fantastic :D
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Pelican time


I took this pelican's soul a while ago.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Nice. I'd post my pelican drawing but I repost way too much :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)
# pelicans eat bacon
/FACT
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)
# plolicans
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)
# post it!
You entertain with your reposts.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)
# RED. OUCH. MY EYES. HELLO HEX :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I still love this.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)
# That's rather fantastic.
but I don't think you'll get it in the air again.

I must go to bed seeing as some cunt has closed World of Warcraft and I can't be arsed drawing.

night all.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# ooh nice!
pelicantdomuchanymore
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Fuck
that's great.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)
# NIPPLES
SHOW HIM
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)
# SHOW HIM WHAT!?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)
# PRLICANS
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)
# HOW ABOUT A
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)
# brilliant stuff
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)
# \o/
I needed to go to flickr, you've saved me a fucking journey.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I just found this on AutoTrader. I *wonder* who the owner could be...


Click for bigger (291KB)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# is there a joke I am missing here?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Look at it CAREFULLY...
...and text the shrek-like monkey boy!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# there is a links board for this sort of nonsense
why would i want to text a car salesman anyway?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# For narcissism tips, maybe?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I used to live near Stratstones in Wilmslow
Rooney nearly ran me over once, the chimp-faced scouse spacker
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I bought a used 928 S4
from there many moons ago.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I bought a pizza from the Dominos opposite
sorry this isn't a better anecdote
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# It works for me.
I was in the Gallery in Hale a few months back for a tipple on the way back from the airport. The guy who played Steve MacDonald's brother in Corrie years ago was behind the bar. What a career leap.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Wayne Rooney lives in Alderley Edge
and the landline number for that seller is in Wolverhampton. Some chancer has bought the car and not registered it thinking he can make a quick £20k by reselling it with provenance. Standard practice.
That is £20k too much for a mint model of that age.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Some guy?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Wayne Rooney bought a car?
Whoa.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Even if it is or isn't
Rooney's mobile number, it's obviously the number of some tosser with too much cash! So text away my little b3ta ferrets! ;)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)
# He might only have too much cash
once he actually sells the car.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Wayne Rooney can't type.
IO YAM WAYN RONY LALWS U BY MI KAR PLS FOR MONEY FOOR ME.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Wayne Rooney is selling his Vanquish?
( I don't blame him , the gearboxes are a disgrace ).

What utter fantastic news and deserving of the attention of b3tans.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# dirty gear box whores
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)
# stop it,
you are making me hard a
and there are children about
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# g'day mate
i love you turning up, it means it is time for bed
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)
# it is nearly 3am
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# but you are my bestest freind:(
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)
# hello you horrible cunt
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# hello
cunts, etcetera.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Previously owned by Wayne Rooney
the phone numbers are obviously the bloke who is selling it, big deal.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Oh...okay...
Would you like some kiddie porn instead, Sir?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# you have the best countries visited map that I have seen in any profile:)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

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