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I think

I've fallen in love

(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

Me too

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

omfg

KILL IT! KILL IT HARD!

or cuddle it, i'm not sure.

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

love is for suckers.

therefore jraf needs tentacles.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)

Facebookery

Graffiti?

Took me a while, since I destroyed my tablet last year and haven't replaced it since.
Now with more pixels!

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

stars.

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d d, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

I did like your vid of Hitler ordering a pizza.

Twas hilarious.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

thnx i guess. i hate that movie sort of.

no one can guess who is in it right?

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d d, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

Is it hitler?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

fuck no. i wasn't hitler, that kid is a fucking nip ass nip.

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d d, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

I have no idea who they are.

The dialogue made me laugh.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

i typed that wrong. i ment to say that im glad i wasn't in that movie.

because everyone in the movie is a dumb head.

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d d, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

I understand.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

Compo it.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

well, is that some kind of triumph?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

b3ta should have a board where people can post links

and another where they can just talk

that would be ace

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8263568

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

you sire

are a genious

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

Not a genius?

Is that a downgrade?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 4:52, archived)

I am none the wiser

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in vino veritas, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

what is it?

cos it ain't a TR7 or a herald
if you made this screen-cap the end image and post it with the link,
if not go to /links and tell people you found it.
if you did make it well done, it's more than i could ever manage, but you could have posted an image as well as the link.
but seriously, what is it?

edit: egad, you're psychic

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

Too much complaining...

...due to my laziness.

/lazy

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

It's GLADOS

the central computer who runs the Aperture Scientific Enrichment Center.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 4:51, archived)

I'm making a note here;

big success! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction! :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

yay!

nicely drawrn.
:D

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

FACEBOOK: HIT PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH A BOOK.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 6:34, archived)

this is amazing

awesome pictures of things being sold by this guy on ebay

search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZeatsQ5fbeats

(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

Compo it.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

it's not a picture

it's a link to an ebay account, the pictures are pretty amazing

(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

Yeah, but do it anyway. It would be amazing.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

If it is a link, why didn't you post it on the links board?

Is it because you are retarded?

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

i realised

and i did it
can you ask your mum to stop using so many different shades of lipstick? my balls look like a fucking rainbow

(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

so, yeah, how's the weather where you are?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

discounted selling rates, I think

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

hehe

Cutlery set, delightfully presented on the lid of the shitter!

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

Aaak aaak!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

oh my. bandwagon still not finished?

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Why Miss Lavigne, you look absolutely devine.

*bokes*

(f_cough Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

she looks like marilyn manson

except more buttfuckable

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Would

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Darklord, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

always...

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nocturne72, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

*steals back*

*slaps IT*

Silly IT!

Coke can is not vulnerable teenager!

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Lord Aerixis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

*disappointedly lets coke cans out of basement*

you could have told me sooner.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

I thought you learnt your lesson from the last pack?

Girls DONT bleed carbonated caffeine beverages IT!

HOW many times!?

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Lord Aerixis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

I drink enough coffee

*jumps up and down* try now.

Actually, no I'm off to bed. Yes I am. Night all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

Is he in the IT Crowd?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

just daftness

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

lol

lovely

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

stage 2

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

haha ...koala cubes ...ace

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nocturne72, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

Strangely

In that particular image, I find Krusty by far the most terrifying.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

John wayne g FTW!

;)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

sorry

Click for bigger (170KB)

(jackanapes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

damnit all the good ones have bindun

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shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

yeah, all three of them

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Ahahaha...

too true.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

sorry i had to

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shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

*makes squishy noise that sounds like a fart*

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Lord Aerixis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

defies

and does not click for bigger.... because..

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Oh dear god

what have i unlurked into!

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Lord Aerixis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Fucking hell, b3ta.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

heh

AFLAC!

(jackanapes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

Save money: outsource your Indian call centre to the USA!

(835Rocks, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

some are ghosts.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

The first one sounds sexy.

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Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

My very first b3ta post.

For the Elvis image challenge.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

also available with added rabid dog

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

oh hell yes!

this is all kinds of woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Eeek!

This is most excellent! *air-guitar*

(irMrk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Heard about the horrific Bill and Ted remake they're doing?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

WHAT????

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

It's all over the internets film blog community

io9.com/375484/bill-and-teds-completely-unnecessary-remake

Edit: Don't know how official that makes it. But the idea horrifies and sickens me.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

it's going to be as good as jurassic park dinosaurs with guns isn't it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

god, I heard about that too....

...Spielberg must be spinning in his grave. Assuming he sleeps in a grave.

(I have no idea where that joke was stolen from)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

no doubt some time travelling dracula movie

I guess that'll be next

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Or perhaps

'Dracula vs. Predator'

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

I like the idea of mixing fiction with history.

Oliver Cromwell having to deal with Ridley Scott's Aliens shortly after the Roundheads conflict.

Now that would be interesting. Although possibly in many many wrong ways.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

would be a bit of a one sided battle tho innit

tho a really incomprehensible hardcore mashup sounds like a quality film

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

im getting sick of these remakes

I know im a bit behind teh times with this, but I only just heard that Universal and SciFi Channel want to do a sequel/prequel or dare I say, even a remake of JC's The Thing

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

It honestly makes you wonder whether writing and culture has completely died

or whether it is just the warped nostaligic and uninformed view we partake of the past.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

more things

things vs aliens vs predator

things vs aliens vs predator vs jesus :D

the merchandising potential..

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

things vs aliens vs predator vs jesus -

I would stump up the cash MYSELF to see that go into production!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

if I had any cash, so would I

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

If I have time tomorrow, I'll shop up a poster for it...

Im off to beddy-byes now as its far too late

bye all

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

it'll get canned

when they realise no ad agency will pay to product place in it.

although the guy's idea of a bill and ted three might work if it weren't for keanu's new "no sequels" rule, can't think why he's come up with that

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

maybe he feels bad about the Matrix 2 and 3.

or Speed 2

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

he wasn't in speed 2

and i'd say it's since the matrix.

reloaded was good, revolutions ~~borrowed~~ stole too much from frank herbert, and then had the shittest ending ever (the architect/oracle scene, not the fight, that worked)

he's refused to appear in a constantine 2 amongst other things

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

DOGSTAR ROCKS MY WORLD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

O_O

what? no noooooooooooooo

what?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

What?

Are you serious?! Ew... I hate all these remakes.

(irMrk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Isn't that a bit like remaking Snakes on a Plane?

I mean it's not exactly old....or good even. Two of the most basic characteristics of remakes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

I also found it strange that they'd choose to remake it so quickly

Final and irrevocable proof that Hollywood is officially out of ideas.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

~~hollywood~~ the studios

i've always been a fan of indie films because the writers tend to have a story to tell, (un)fortunately the big studios haven't latched on to indie film as much as they could have, i know there's fox searchlight and other offshoots of big studios which finance indie films, but considering how cheap most indie films are to make the investment needn't be huge to get a decent return (percentage wise)

10 indie films for the price (or a little over) of one or two "Blockbusters" would easily make the studios the money they want

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

the problem is

that idiots would watch it, and be like "this is kinda gay" and continue eating hotdogs, waiting for the exploding car chase

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

so?

the studios make their money for less investment and increase their heavy investment in decent story lines.
as long as the "idiots" continue to go (clever trailering would see to that) or buy it on DVD (or even legal download) it's win win

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

yeah, but they don't see it that way

big stars, big money, big merchandising

they don't give a crap about stories, they are making a movie and if they are making it, it's immediately "GReat!" and everyone gets to make money..

power issues, political motivations, and whoever is in favour, it's all mixed up crap, like anything else

edit: and I might add, anyone in a really cushy position is scared of losing it, along with the supply of coke, hookers and wanabee's who'll do anything

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

And also, the majority of the 'indie' (and I use the term quite quotationally given that they are not indepentally funded) films back by studios

are vapid nonsense the majority of the time. Their vacuous nature generally only being equalled by the apparant prole's belief said films are highbrow and cultured.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

indeed

and those films aren't going to make the money

and it's about money. certainly art is involved, but the bottom line is the bottom line, ultimately

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Exactly.

Also why has the /board suddenly become really unfunny and slow over the past few nights? I could do with a larf.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

I've found the 50ft wummin amusing

but then I'm odd :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

I'm just bemoaning that there doesn't even seem to be the usual people round that I can engage in idle and mulling conversation.

*sigh*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

if you're gonna be a pedant at least spell independently right :P

yeh, indie has become a genre in film as it has in music. i'm not saying that they are automatically highbrow in any way, just that as the writers have more freedom to write the storylines actually exist. or at the very least don't follow the "happily ever after" or "everyone but the hero dies" formula of most blockbusters.
discomeats, i'm not disputing what you've said in either reply, and i know it won't happen, but if the studios paid less for a film and made the same money out of it they'd be happy. but yeh, the people who decide where the money goes don't want to let anyone do that as they'd be scared of losing their cushty lifestyle.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

and that's why you'll see formulaic stuff most of the time

if you feeling brave make your movie

fuckload of hard work though

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

i ain't got a movie

and the one book i'd seriously think about adapting has already been optioned (7 years ago nearly) and then canned as it deals wit the theme of hijacking planes (chuck palahniuk's survivor)

although with Choke premiering at sundance there's a chance it might be de-shelved :D would love to see it on the screen (if it's done well)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

Needs more

wheelchair...

(And Ha ha ha ha YES!)

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

fuck yeah!

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

CLI-HICK

Oh yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

*obligatory conversation post*

That talk I vaguely hinted at being held nearby me was apparantly part of a 6 week creative writing course, of which the enrollment fee is 108 English pounds. Fuck that. No wonder there was no fee mentioned in the leaflet.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

bloody hell, that's how they get you.

I am, however, off to bed as I am SHATTERED. Night sir. Try to contain The Plan til morning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

*Cleeek*

Great stuff.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

hahaha incredible!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

Hahahaha

A double whopper of humour. Bravo!

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

*mesmorised*...johnny....johnny...johnny...johnny...johnny....

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nocturne72, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

brilliant

hahahaha ehhee

(jackanapes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

aceness!

click orgy!
:D

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

I saw

I clicked... I came

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

FUCK!

YES!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

Well, I knew some of you were wishing to see this...

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..wil, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Oooh!

Finally some effort!
*Click*

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

excuse me, i spent over 20 minutes on mine thankyouverymuch

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

hahahahaha

very good.. took me a minute..

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

cheeks!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

this is still going on?

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d d, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

you are imagining it, it's a terrible dream

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

Well it's all you're getting out of me for now, that fecker took ages,

and I'm off to bed now, g'night b3ta! XXxxXX

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..wil, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

fuck it...

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nocturne72, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

fair enough

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

\o/

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

Nice

Hot
Pants.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

woo for the effort and result

/50ft blurred

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

LOOK AT THOSE CURVES!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

that's quite wonderfully done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Weeeeeee ......!

That's actually what I'd expect with those crazy new frisbee tyres they were sporting at the last F1.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

but the wheels just grow back!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

'Ning!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

grins

:)=)

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

Bored

So doodled a picture of an old man at sea... bored of the 50ft woman thing as well

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Jorvic, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

STANDING OVATION

also, woo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

50 ft old man at sea?

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nocturne72, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Tempting.

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Jorvic, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

Homer

Simpson-tastic.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Rumbled

Scarper!

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Jorvic, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

FFS

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nocturne72, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

N E V E R !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

CFS!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

FPS!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

FMS!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

*steps away*

^{*runs back to photoshop*}

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

did someone say Bondwagon?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

where's niven and sellers?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

decomposing?

*shrug* I don't know

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

I promised myself I'd stay away this time :(

(__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

*SPANG*

TJ: Battle Royale on ch4, sweet, haven't watched my DVD of it for a year or two

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

excellent movie, that

not seen the sequel though...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

Don't bother

It'll ruin it for you. Too gimmicky, and it has 2 directors because the original one died halfway through filming.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

i heard Fukasaku's own son took over?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Yes, he did

Proper Japanese family honour.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

2nd one could've stood up on it's own

if the first one hadn't been made

but yeah after you've seen Battle Royale, a sequal just can't and doesn't have the same impact as watching the original

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

sorry to butt in...

but yer im watching that now... mad film!

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

me too

*un butts*

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

was a car boot sale quite a few years ago and some guy (looked a bit of a nutter) had a few DVDs for sale

looked at the BR DVD as I'd heard about it, he said it was a good film so I bought it for a fiver, region 3 import, thouroughly bloody (pun intended) enjoyed it

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

I just finished watching the last Jeeves & Wooster.

Now I am really depressed.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

O_o

late night smooth musics

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

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Cae1, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

And a band (wagon) from the past

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

this is, quite, as they say, nuts

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

tis

good eve!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

it's tuesday now

good morning :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

oh my, you crazy night owls you...

its happily still Monday on My side of the pond.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

ah-ha!

I knew it!

"YOUR" side of the pond, you are the owner of americaland, George-U.U-Bush!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

pfft

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

\o/

I hope you are maintaining her properly

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

Hahaha

"Every manual based on a stripdown and rebuild"

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

a vital part of resizing the image, was making sure that remained legible

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Christ.

That's gonna take a LOT of lube...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

hahaha

it should say: owners worship manual

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

attack of the ceiling woman watching you maserbait?

/ac

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

Has anyone actually seen this film?

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Cae1, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

i havn't.

but my dad assures me its shit.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

It looks like a JML advert.

With the JML Roof Rod you can easily and safely close your attic door without climbing a risky ladder.

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Supergyrations, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

but I did watch MST3K's version of "Village of the Giants"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Yes

It's not bad, if you like B-Movies, better than the remake from the Eighties (I think)

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Now I WILL go to bed.

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

Bye.

Me too.

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Cae1, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

what bandwagon?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

That took me a few seconds :D

Woo!
And 'night all, Zank.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

no its not

all, clan soul.

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

Heheh, you know what I meant :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

bindun

twice

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

crap

that'll learn me not to open tatty in a timely manner!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

yes, quite literally posted within 20 seconds of eachother last night

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

sweet

remind me to score some amphetamines next bandwagon!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

hey, good idea

I'll do that too :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

im supposed to be in bed

but for the second day running this b/w has sucked me in
love it!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

let's face it, she's 50ft tall

she could suck you in without warning :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

14 foot pissflaps

*passes out from cracking 8 fats at once!*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

hahaha

beware the clots

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

hmm

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

hahaha

*cleek*

fuck

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

make this biggar, i cannot count them...

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

"they not be angel tits!"

:)
Free boob job for naming the movie the line above is from

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

"Passion of the Christ"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

lolz award

but no 'chesticle augmentation" for you!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

Bubby is the apprentice roadie.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

GET OFF THE ROAD YA STUPID FUCKIN BASTARD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

is cat dead?

I've seen that many, many times, but when the second cat dies..
breaks my heart every fucking time

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

its an awesome movie

and yes you are right - those fucking kids!
the end melts me as much as that is sad
- all the cats running around his & angels yard *glows a little*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

CHRIST KID YOU'RE A WEIRDO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

YOU GOT SOME KIND OF MENTAL CONDITION OR SOMETHING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

Y E S !

1 x "Boob job voucher" is in the mail to NZ!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

FAKE TITS, REAL COCK.

all together now:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

M A J I K !

love that song!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

edit: mine was first and best... i think...

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

hows that a rack?

its nothing more than a coupla mozzie bites!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Not really worth a new thread...

But at least it's not a fucking 50ft woman and Billie Piper is normally quite lovely...

Edit: and I'm not responsible for the bad clipping out and putting her on that nasty background

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

shopped pics only please

mmmm, billie's lips

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

two nob gob

/viz

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

Those are her actual lips...

...just from a different pic and a bit bigger...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

Everything you said is a lie.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

i dunno

she looks a bit too much like a chipmunk for my tastes

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charlie?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

shopped pictures only please

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

LOL

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

If i hide all of the 50ft pictures

this is a very short board.

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Cae1, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

yeh, i think it's run out of steam now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

Here's my two penneth from yesterday

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Supergyrations, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

Seams appropriate.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

the board tonight is like....time traveling all the way back to yesterday.

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nocturne72, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

it is

these things happen.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

Ohhhhhh noooooo

Woo but stiiiiill

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

I know

not enough tampons.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

It's more that the face really reminds me of someone I went to school with

and also there's ENOUGH thank you. Filthy little bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

sorry

it was meant as a bit of a poke at the bandwagon for all the tenuous shoppages of the poster.

b3ta satire. can't get anything more socially pertinent.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

I am joking.

Your bastardly filth capabilities are some of my favourites.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

for Sir T. Skellington...

cos he told me off before for making a new thread about a badly drawn out bandwagon :D

EDIT: AND everyone else who told me off... sorry ppl :(

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

oh for christ's sake just delete it

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

I should really go to bed but I am enjoying these too much

^{bZzzZzZZZZZZZz}LololOLOLolololOLolBZZZzZZzzZZ^bzZZZZZzZ^bZzZzZbzZzZzzZzLOLOLOLOLolOLOLololOL

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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

don't stay awake on my account, I've run out of 50ft women now

BZZzZzZ^{LololololOLOLOL}BZZZZzZZz^LolololLololOLBzzZzzzZzz

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

w00t

lol ow many av actually been done? wonder if anyone's counted :S

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

I'm sorry, were you talking to me or typing a txt msg 2 ur crazee m8s?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

^This

With added facerape.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

drag me into this?!?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

Has been going on all day

or has there been a respite during the day shift?

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Supergyrations, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

Just been going on for an hour or an hour and a half. It's run out of steam now.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

It was rekindled.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

By who?

*loads shooting gun*

Apposed to a non-shooting gun..

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

I had a part in it, but it was many people.

Also: www.b3ta.com/board/8263344

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

You've only been on for 11 months.

Yet have 22k more posts than me.
woah

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

Pah

(Bogbean, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

anyone know

when this started?

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

Hasn't it

been going forever and ever and ever??

(Bogbean, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

Most recently it was all over the board last night and lasted a fair few hours.

Looks like it's back again.

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Supergyrations, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

This time

or the first time?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

YES.

mofaha yesterday.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

Y E S !

laughs and claps all monglike!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

I am going to bed now, but have this as it is getting there:

CROW

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

A brief respite from the attacks...

Quick, dirty and probably deserving of spangage.

But doesn't he look happy to be an eagle?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

*spang*

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

Thanks for getting that out of the way...

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

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