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[challenge entry] Bottoms up!!!

now Im off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Wow.
That's not treason-y in the slightest. :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# treason-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# It's not treason if you can't see regina.
(pronounce 'er gina)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i once got lines at primary school
for saying 'elizabeth vagina'.
truth
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Don't try and pass that note at the pub
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# This sir, is a bum note.
No booz for you.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hey...it's been 8...er 6...10 minutes...you should quaffing cider
typical bloody bristolian
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] God save the broccoli


Click for bigger (44KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# oh that's good.
Very good! *click*

I'm so shattered. Nunight B3ta. xxx
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# (sings)
"our great big brocolli"

V.good
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] no idea what country it is! hope i haven't started a war!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# That's Sweden and Finland
The older coins were better as they omitted Norway since it wasn't an EU country, so it looked even more cock-like
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# you have spunked on Denmark.
I've killed for less.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# was this basically the plot of hamlet?
because i've never read it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Pearost from a previous compo
Photobucket
(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Old Aussie five dollar note...
Can you see the Queen's teeth?



edit: Can anyone see the Queen's teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea time


Incidentally, aren't there all sorts of rules about reproducing Bank of England notes?
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I'm sure there are..
it's all copyrighted, for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I'll take that as a 'NO' then.

-

Now... can anyone see Prince Phlip's cock?

-

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# When you see it you'll shit bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# That's what she said
(boom boom)

OK gents, to get this show on the road here are the Queen's teeth...



.. and here is Prince Philip's cock:



(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# *shits a brick!*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# haha
It's all clear now
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# great, now you have me thinking of prince philips huge throbbing phallus pumping away inside the queen
that's a great image!

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# and she's loving it
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# the dirty old queen!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# you sir have toooooooo much time on your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Does this mean you have a banknote handy
with the word
SPECIMEN*
written across it?


*Damn Uxbridge challenge has me pronouncing this like an Italian saying Spaceman.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# ask me no questions and I'll tell ye no lies
now what else will you be wanting from my little shop of magic? a wee tune perhaps?

(grabs whistle)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Well that explains
the pearl necklace then...

I think this actually gets you put in gaol in Aus!
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Thu 22 May 2008, 4:03, archived)
# I'm staying well out of this competition just to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Good idea,
it is a bit naughty to deface the Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# wahey!
woo & a *click* for local content!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] What I see every time I see a Swiss Franc
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Weapons Grade Currency!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# nicely
the swiss have very pretty curency
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# 'ning Queenie

ps...I hope that I'm not the only one senile enough to have been thinking "that the bloke on the right looks nothing like rik mayall"
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I'm still thinking that...
Is there a joke I haven't got yet...?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I'm guessing you're to young too appreciate the halcyon days that were Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# The note looks like Adrian Edmundson.
That's the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# bald head and glasses = rik mayal
it's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ^
he speaketh the truth. Miss Swiss is pretty too

www.eroglamour.com/uploads/posts/thumbs/1164994569_www_glamurno_com_6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Blimey
Padded panties? or Monster muff?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# looking at that face
I'd say it was his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# She does look a bit "blokey"
Perhaps it's just too much starch in her wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# what ???
are you all mad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Wibble.
Not my type of lady, she needs more tats and piercings, and to be a redhead, I can't stress how red it must be..... ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# until pasanonic and bunty collocks produce pictures of their girlfriends
similarly attired
with sworn affidavits by a reputable barrister

I with you on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I think my wife is stunning
( but then I would ) and still so as she nears 40 but we have a very strict agreement that I don't post pictures of her or my boy on the net, which is fair.

Lets just say she is a spit for Julianna Margulies
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Lets just say she COULD be the spit of Julianna Margulies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# so you're saying
the swiss aren't very funny either?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# This one gets my click.
Well done. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 21 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Monet's too tight to mention...


sorry - misread the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Don't mention it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# this is epic win, as always.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# needs more ballhorse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Queen, Sad Queen...

the oldies are the besties
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Yay!
That's my pub trick =)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# UGH. Mine too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ^this^
The trick is to use someone else's fiver, and not give it back after.

Never quite pulled it off yet.
(I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Thu 22 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hehehehe
It's like she's skipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] One Pound, innit?
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 21 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# "I Promise to demand from the bearer all of their fucking money"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I first to do the obligitory They Live post?
(I helped save b3ta! Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# possibly
here's one i made earlier
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast teim
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# R U F U S !
stuntbums 4eva!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# pft
I like
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# OBEY!!!
'This one can see...'
(Phlash, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# CONSUME!!!
SLEEP!!!
CONFORM!!!
(Skcone, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] New 20p revealed
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# This deserves recognition for the original use of memeage
Consider it recognised
And have this woo
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yes, this is good
sorry i neglected to reply to it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh well in for a penny in for a cheeky repost
(strontium190, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# haha.
now that's a good basis of an economy
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# it wouldn't look so pretty if he was president
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] can anyone change a tenner?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahah, you're a silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] this really didn't work, any tips for flag making?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Compo it!
Also: WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# David Bellamy on a ten pound note? how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Flags are tough to animate
What makes this not look right, I think, is that the unattached corners don't move freely.

It's tough to do right, I can't do it, but this is a decent attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# There's various software that can do it
For example Flagimation. No idea how good it is.

This version is rather good though.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I have
an alienskin plugin that will 'flag' a single image convincingly. Simply adding frames with different wind parameters can make some really convincing flag animations and gives you more control than some of the click and animate programs.


Click for bigger (223KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
Photobucket
(Captain Black, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# oh, it's a new competition.
*goes to play the piano*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# this is genuinely quite good though :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I've just bought
this
www.antarestech.com/

I'm gonna sing like fucking Cher baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# *believes*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# You seem to have got in to musicness recently.
Did you see that video on /links a while back?
It can pick out notes and instruments from a recording for you to edit.
www.b3ta.com/links/169879
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# fucking hell.
you have just made my day. Now if you can arrange for another 3 goals for United I'll buy you a house.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# JA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=npYsmDQs4C0
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
#
good lord

what is he saying?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# i'm not quite sure
index.hu/tech/uzlet/ballmer08051
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# oh thanks
now I understand
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Get in
Ronaldo you fucking beauty!

( may contain spoilers )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Football is teh gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# it would seem that way
to bespectacled nerds who were picked on at school and always had a note at P.E.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I skived off and wrote my own notes mostly. But the same goes for most lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Its Man U and Chelski
Hardly real football
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# STUPID INTERNETS WITH NO LIVE COVERAGE!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# o rly?
www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=12448&part=sports

( yes you have to install the relevant p2p player for the link you need and some will just not work but persevere. I have all the clients installed, the are safe.)

Sorry it's so late as you will waste half an hour setting up a working client prolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# chelski fucking lucky bastard wankers
two deflections off united defenders and fell at Lampard's feet in front of goal. Totally against the run of play.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# oooooooooooo
Korean... I'm working on it. Thanks for the lead.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I'd install sopcast, TVants and PPmate
then just try each english language link for those players until you get one that works. I find TVants is usually good on a high bitrate stream.

Half time 1-1
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Thanks!
1-1

Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# At least you will be good to go next
season. That site has links for every game every week ( not to mention all the other sports they cover ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I'm a little embarrassed at how easy that was
and I've gone for so long. damn me for not asking sooner
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I'll not update the scores from now on.
as you will be about 5 minutes behind real time
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# haha.
unfortunately the fine board at ms-monopoly.com seems to have completely disappeared from internets
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
#
www.micropoly.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# thanks
is that the same? i can't remember
also: oh dear, poor manchester united :p
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] She was all of teh sexeh years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# elgar! always spoiling my fun
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Hahaha.
No, leave the crown on.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# always there at my lowest moments :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ah, thanks
i couldn't remember the exact quote
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# no trouble
here to help :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# *doesn't understand*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:56, archived)
#
www.channel4.com/video/peep-show/catchup.html
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# As was Maggie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Also:

Please click for big.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# She's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Shit, I ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Condi is hotter.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Sorry, that all got out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# It didn't get out of my hand, I can tell you.
I've made a reet mess.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# that's the spit of paris hilton, you know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# It is Paris' body,
I have to admit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ah, well that does explain things
i'm confused by the blair reference then
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Oh no, that's the next one.
This one is the Blair girl:

images.google.co.uk/images?q=selma+blair
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i think they just have a similar parrot-like nose
edit: does this mean you have created a 'blair witch'?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Sorry, I was busy watching Selma Blair being fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Madge from Neighbours?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Maggie was so gorgeous.
I so totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Can I interest you in Jessica Fletcher?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# so darned sexy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I like the queen best, I wish I had that sort of talent.
But Barbara is nothing like as good.



Of course, St Barbara is the patron saint of Artillery, so she gets free bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Wasn't she just! *ahem*
In completely unrelated, TJ-ish news, I just found this in the signature on an email I received from Panasonic:

"We love special places, where's yours?"
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Oo-er
old-five-pound
*nostalgias out*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Old five pound notes looked like this:
www.mirfieldmemories.co.uk/images/coins/five_pound_note1944.jpg

When my great aunt died she had dozens stuffed into books.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# mhmm *nod-nod-nod*
Beautiful.
And also big enough to unfold and use as a small tent
Did you keep any of your aunt's notes?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Fuck no
they paid for the extension.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
#
*adopts head-on-one-side sincere tone*
It's what she would've wanted
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# haha!
I read somewhere that her and Maggie have the same bra size...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Money!
I see you've come into some money!

...I wonder if they'll still accept it at the bank...

..............

(Gets coat, leaves)

(I helped save b3ta! sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
#
you could accept it in exchange for that cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Haha.
I love that photoshop brush set too. Services all of my artistic needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# my fav part of this post?
the word specimen at the bottom
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *Geeks*
.
Odd-Fish 21st May 2008
Click for readable.


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# haha
*afraids*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# *LOOM*
nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# People do like my onomatopoeia.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# i
am afraid
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# LOOM
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# haha!
nothing looms like an angry squid...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Quick, off to Amazon!


Click for bigger (123KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# pffft
i did have a kids' adventure book once called 'fission chips'.
i lent it to a friend who kept it for years, eventually attempting to give it back to me when i was about 17 and it was of no possible use
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# tee hee!
very silly...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

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