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# Shopped?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# No shark so it's unshopped
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 4:55, archived)
# "Loaded" in the morning becomes "launched" at lunch, and a "test" that night.
I do so love agitprop.

Shopped? Hell, they own the whole organ! [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 4:58, archived)
# they don't own my organ
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 4:59, archived)
[challenge entry] GYWO
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] MTTS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] DD
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
# AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL
Its goodnight from me.
And Its goodnight from me.

GOODNIGHT!

*Takes Bow*


(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)
# my god!
gaijintendo's phone ringtome Meme liven on!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 7:42, archived)
# That was a mass effort.
He played everyone's audio entries at the same time
and yelled over it all. Cadence is/was from my beat
that I had sent to Doctor Dyslexia. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 7:53, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)
# erscorpi?
can you get lego scoripions and spiders?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Yep.
peeron.com/inv/parts/30238
peeron.com/inv/parts/30169

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Excuse me,
but this one is the funniest I've seen.
As a result, I chortled heartily.

(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Bustle move!
www.marriedtothesea.com/080506/ass-bunny.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 5:05, archived)
# Did you make this?
I see it's here...your works?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Yes, and yes it is a repost, but not been posted here before.
Cruise around my LEGO stuff, feel free to adopt
any ideas for your own LEGO projects. Play Well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Feel free to do as he says
Just dont tell him your password.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Ooh, ta
I wasn't casting nasturtians or anything; I just found it and was curious. Loads of cools stuff there!
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)
# Its shite but ive done it now so:
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# you can fuck off
as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Who shat in your hat this morning?
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# i ask the questions!
when are you going to fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# When you explain
WHO SHAT IN YOUR HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I DEMAND YOU TELL ME
DO YOU KNOW THAT I SHAT IN YOUR HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# AND QUESTIONS PRECEEDING ANSWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# AND ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS I'VE ASKED MYSELF IN THE LONELY HOURS
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# when i was wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# i wasn't wanking!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# it's ok it's me
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# ah, my right hand man
okay i was a bit, but i didn't stain the carpet. mummy i didn't stain the carpet again please don't hit me with the wooden spoon no please please mummy PLEASE NO MUMMMMMMY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# ?!
*speechless*

Ah, I understand now.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I DEMAND SPEECH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# He is attempting to dethrone me as
No1 B3ta insomniac, which means World Ranked No1 Insomniac in the world ever.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# DESU!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# NIET
VORSH BURN RUSHKIE?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)
# haha
which way is it to 4chan?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# About 10 steps backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW THAT I SHAT IN YOUR HAT?
DO YOU KNOW THAT I SHAT IN YOUR HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# :D
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# nice
looks good.
but the poor kittens?
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Electric Kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Thundercats
actually.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# nOMbur wan ENsomneeic u ses?
AH WEIL not GO LeT yOu Teek awahH MAH troPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Irvine welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# My name is Sam, thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Sorry it was the
vernacular scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# I WONT AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
I think I'm gonna grab an icecream.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# ARGH YOU'RE CLANSOUL IN DISGUISE
WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# I must be a complete twat then. Lucky I have me on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# AN EXCELLENT IDEA *puts fingers in ears*
LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU HAHAHAHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# *posts pictures of himself all over the web*
LOLOLOLOLPLSDNTSHOPMYPISHURS.

OLOLOLOLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# lols look at my hat! omg LOOK at my HAT
FUCK YOU CUNTS LOOK AT MY FUCKING GODDAMNED HAT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!eleventy

What's he done this time?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Nothing that I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# LOL!
you're ignoring him aren't you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Wanted to post this...
for the Road Sign Challenge but couldn't post till after it was finished!

Thought I'd bung it up here, hope you like it:

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# it's shit
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# LOL
bit harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Cheers!
and what a pleasant chap you are!

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# your grand parents didn't die
i killed them
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# you're not a very effective murderer if they didn't die from you killing them
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 4:46, archived)
# That explains why...
their last words were "HE WAS A WANKER!!!"

Thanks for clearing that up!!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# spot the piss pot.
i win.
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# well i think it's well done
and I'm probably in as just a bad mood as wombat
*likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry] A Blast from the Past.....
..in more ways than one!!


(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# mary mungo and midge!!!!
lol,
aicmfp!!

mungos buggergrips are epic!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# They're amazing!
Took me ages to think of a Midge....D'oh!!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# its
because hes doing the full on david niven cocksmith look, as oposed to the more recent geldolfs bitch look.
should have a pic of those shit pointy sideys he usedto sport,so mungos massive chops could show them up for the gay new romantic piiffle that they were.
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# ha,ha,ha.....
A Mutton-chop Massacre!!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# have a poll on sideburns.
sideburns, buggergrips, chops, earwarmers, which decade FTW?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Time have been tough!!!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# made me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# £8.64
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Bargain!
Have you seen what that cat can do with his prehensile nose? *u*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# can you borrow me £8.64?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# allllllright
now i'm off ot bed.

night night my loves.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I'll be in soon
sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# WOULD.
Also, for no reason:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Bloody hell
that was quick!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# That's what all the ladies say!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# haha you too?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Heheh
Tell them to get their own orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# women have orgasms?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# this is scientifically accurate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# But of course.
It's 100% unshopped footage, straight from the Neighbours archives.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Been watching Big Brother?


He's gone from kebab shop to BB. Hooray!

Click for bigger (166KB)
(Stevros, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# yus...
Princess Jennifer
Mario's day job
The Big Brother Club
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# :o)
You just made me love you in a strictly asexual manner!!!
(Stevros, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# phew! I thought it was gonna turn out like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# this is so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# ...says the "half-naked granny" picture poster
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
# you told me you thought i looked really sexy in that picture!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# !

you said you wouldn't tell anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# cute pussy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# that's what SHE said
err..

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I don't... know.. what this is
(__, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# it's clearly a statement about the state of late night food outlets in these turbulent times
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# No idea about who's in BB, nor do I give a rat's ass
But that looks strangely like Sly Stallone's face on there. Kinda like the film Face/off but Sly now walking around with a kebab for a face
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# i know that kebab shop
they have a tasty range
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Geddit??
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# haha confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Totoro!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# He doesn't wobble as much as Harold.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# And not as sexy
as Flicka :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# woo³
Now that sir is GEEEE-nius!
(bitchman contains mild peril, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and a bit smelly at the tip....


Thunderhats....hooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Stevros, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# haha you're silly
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] (another cheeky pea)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# lolflap
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Must click!
merely because of the wonderful colours :)
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# hahahaha. yes!
*titters and flounces and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *Coughs*
Catyears
*Coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# YEAH.
except that doesn't work either.

because b3ta started in 2001 AND GUESS WHAT!!! I WAS FUCKING RIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# we were
BOTH right.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# nope, YOU WERE WRONG
REALLY FUCKING WRONG!

AND YOUR EGO IS TOO OVERBLOWN FOR YOU TO ADMIT IT! THUS I GET TO NOW TAKE THE PISS AND BE REALLY SMUG AND DID I MENTION I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE ERM, WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# No.
Im not egotistical and I have no problem admitting when im wrong. But on this occasion i must say that i think that i was right too.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# how?
you said b3ta was started before 2001 and i and others were wrong for thinking it was 2001.
well rob among others has confirmed it was 2001.

you didn't believe it was 2001, it was 2001 thus you were wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Now I know i was right
Your saying that b3ta predated the internet. I think your confusing this forum for the roman kind. 200ad?

Right.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# yeah, you were wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Right
Right
Right
Right
Right

(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# you must have one hell of a tiny penis.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Its fucking
"Magnificent"
-Laura Kennedy
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# 200 my god where have i bean
correct me if i am wrong, but b3ta started in 2000, but didn't actually work for some 6 months or so in 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# don't encourage the resident fucktard.
who was wrong-didilly-wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Now now
Im not winding you up am I

*Pfft*

Thats not my intention at all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# nope.
see i'm what you call a complete petty insolent little bitch.

and i can give any small knobbed ego whore man a run for their money.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Really
*wrings hands*
So are you seeing anyone at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# oh fuckin pack it in the pair of you
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Aww
I was in there!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# sorry mum
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# go to your room

(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# ok mum
:P
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# oo you editting little git!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# amazingly not.
with my stunning bad looks, vulgar potty mouth and bad moods you'd think they'd be queing out the door.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Well next time your in manchester
Ill show you around town.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# somehow i don't think i'll ever end up in manchester.
leeds was bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# You clearly have no idea about our northern ways
That you would compare manchester to leeds shows a complete ignorance about how much most of england HATE leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# i just hate up north bar whitby..which i hate slightly due to the cunt i used to go without being born there and such
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Im not familiar with this bar.
I'll show you around the hottest places in town, how about it toots?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# oh god you're painful.
and how about, no...i wouldn't even consider it until you admitted to being wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I'll admit anything you want baby.
just as long as you admit that your moist right now.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# yeah cos i'm about as turned on as an 8 year old getting raped.

/hull
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# She wants me so bad!
I love it when they play hard to get.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# i only do 5 year olds
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Woah!
I Bet Rose and Fred West miss you terribly.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
"To infamy and beyond!"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Ha!
Ace! thats really well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Gooood.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# That is bloody superb.
im a clickin' that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# The man is a real life comic!
Do you know anyone else that can make his or her mouth point downward so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Churchill
(both of them)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Worzel Gummidge?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i only psted this a few hours ago..but perfect pea-timing
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Nope!
Look at it! Fat bastard has at least an inch and a half of vertical antismile. Worzel an inch at best!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Pearoast
But still relevant.

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Michael Jackson Johnson
Found a new type of music...



P.S
(Sorry mr Jackson, please dont sue me)

P.S.S
Sorry for shoddyness
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Jackson doesn't sue
He pays you off.

It's Prince that sues.
(__, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I think you mean
"the former artist known as Prince"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
#
"Artist formerly know as prince" doesn't fit. He was never an artist, he was only famous for having gay sex in bushes in London...

*giggles*
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# i think you mean
"the Prince formerly known as artist"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ: pea for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Hmmm...
*takes an early mark*
*tries to work out an acoustic cover of Thriller*

Hmmm... I wonder if it's possible to combine Chuck Berry's shuffle with a Moonwalk?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *dances like a zombie*
i know iknow dancing is the ghey
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Did someone say YMCA?


/not for a game
/'tis work-related...
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Do you work at the drugs factory?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# hey hexy!
i havent' spoken to you for a while so i think i shall. hi
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# the shadows are amazing


/cliff Richard blog
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# i thought "if my mum was on b3ta she would get this joke" but there is a god
and my mum isn't on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha
i am your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# but...
it's not Apache on some of his other stuff
(bitchman contains mild peril, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# .
"I've seen things (doing the YMCA) you people wouldn't believe"
(bitchman contains mild peril, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# elaborate
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# IT DOESN'T BLINK
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)
# What if it rains?
I think there should be an umbrella.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Honestly
I'm really not comfortable about this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Much woo
It reminds me of those bastard things you gotta' destroy at the end of Portal.

Oh, and the cake is a fucking lie!
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# You're working for The Residents
AICMFP

Nice, if that's in Blender maybe I should learn to model again.
It's not, is it?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 4:14, archived)
[challenge entry] screw you Robert Lindsay!
(bitchman contains mild peril, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Look how cute he is!
Bed tiem! G'night dudes and dudettes!
Edit: Did I just say that?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# hahaha, beautiful!
TJ: I'm on my mac, and I can't draw pictures. I also need a little picture to go with my new song which I'm currently putting onto myspace. I'd very much appreciate it if some people drew me something. Preferably to do with the song. It's called 'paradoxical brain cancer'. The winning entry will be displayed, naturally, on my myspace page.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Oh, sorry, it turns out that FUCK YOU.
I've got Friz to do it, because you're all shit.

Shit shit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# here, have some extremy paradoxical brain cancer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :/

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# he really did enjoy his special adventures in his favourite little shop
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Mr. BENt
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# YMCA
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# more like ymc-gay.
amirit?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# is it the moustache and leather chaps that gave it away?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Is this the way to amirit?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# haha
That's me that is.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# which one? the one with the fez?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# except I'd have my cock in hand against the clean, cold window pane
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Bernad Matthews won't be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# That's what he pays for.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# LOL
Chicken goes well with everything.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Except cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# It was a misdiagnosis
I have aids.
not HIV but full blown AIDS.
BAD AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# can i just ask you how serious you are when you say rhythm is a dancer
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Not very,
I think dancing is for gays, and hence only homosexuals have rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# as serious as a Mistubishi Lancer?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *Remebers that one*
"THATS IT IM REPORTING YOU!"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# you can't prove anything
can you catch bad aids from toilet seats?

cos i've got one
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)
# aids - available at anne summers
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# woo
*throws anne summers party*

*catches*

*throws again*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# all thoes knickers....it's like a tom jones concert.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# That hairy eh!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# *wiggles hips*
*puts socks down undies*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# my feet are cold now!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i'm going cold turkey
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# ...shat on a turtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Nice Spiders Legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# pwoah
like looking in a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Liar!
Youre way hairier than that ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# pfttt
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Right, Im off to bed to watch Pete and Dud hosting SNL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ooo i want a review of it tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# V
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# wizard hat and robe.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# SEXY SEXY RHINO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# The fearsome Chewbungle
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I see, I see. This just fits into the compo SO VERY WELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Oh well that's JUST PERFECT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Im gonna get my dad one of those.
His mind cannot grasp the concept of sarcasm. He's like americans with irony!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# That's like goldy and silvery right?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# *Counfounded*
*Confused*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# It's not even compoed!
(__, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# It was.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# ooh did you see that cheeky ninja?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# shove it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I was being cheeky, not horrible :(:(:(:((:(:(:(:(::((:(:(:(:(:(:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# in that case, ease it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I'll fetch the sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# haha
Oh, 'fetch'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Gladly! :D
Oh... his arse :(
May I still do the shoving?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Does this not happen with every compo though?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# yeah
the problem is, most compos require some degree of skill and/or effort to get right (which is why I hardly ever attempt them), so you just get a load of shittery and pearoasts which have nothing to do with the actual compo, but which drown out the good entries and usually reach the top spots
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I prefer to think of the compo as inspiration to those that don't know what to shop/draw/etc
But I'm not really good at teh hummus that comes with compos so I don't try often.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# It's not compo'd, dipshit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# you show him! :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# He has me on ignore :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# who cares?
just write a poem about it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# So do I
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I have you on ignore too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# But mine's bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Not anymore
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Yours has Aids
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# It is now
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Yes, it did
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Not for long
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Well I did.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Only until yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Then he died! hahaha

Night!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# %12:30
CR&ING LIKE FUCK

'Night
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# well... it fits better than a lot of stuff.
Shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# STFU j00 nubs
It's a grand image :D
Compo'd or not it deserves a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# That's just horrible!
Imagine the sound though!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# it'd go "blalalalalalfiajdfz.nmccnn mc beep"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# yes, sexy sexy lies with fried onions ontop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# RAAAAAALLLGH! Oh Jeffrey! RAAAAAALLLGH!

g'nite gang!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# well i like it!
*flounces some more*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# top flouncing keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Would flounce again.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# A++++
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# haha.
i'm in love with you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# No you're not, you're in bed with me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh if only
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Tops!
*awaits baby chewie repost*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] laptonista made me do it.

BatMoo(min)!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# the moomins always creeped me out too
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Especially the Groke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I was terrified of the hattifattners when i was a kid.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Lack of recognisable features and attributes will do that
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] that's what SHE said!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# That's good smurfing
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# would smurf again.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# .-^°--- A++ SMURFING A CREDIT TO SMURFING ---°^-.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# SMUUUUUUUURF!!
Woo yay :)
(gamefanatic666, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet he's not desperate now.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# cor blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# he loves a bit of pie, he does
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i wrote you a poem.
i love you so
even tho
you smell like old feet
you're a person i'd to like to meet
i'd dess up like elvis presley
and rape you like i was john leslie.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I wrote YOU a poem:
KittyVomit has boobs
Unless she's male and they're moobs
I wouldn't like to find out...oobs.
So shut your big fat troutoobs fuck off I'm ClanSoul
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# i keep meaning to make a little txt file of all the poem i've had written for me over the years
except i'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I'm too lazy to even find proper rhymes for them.
We're a fine pair.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# but are you a fine pair of boobs or moobs?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# BOOMBS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# exploding manbreats?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# oh noes terrorbreasts!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# actually, terrortits works better :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# TERR OR TITS?
TERR OR TITS????
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# tits.
for sure
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Me too, except it would be depressingly empty.

Well apart from well he knows who he is, and I tried it and I was sore for weeks afterwards.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# you know i'd write you poems.
but not before we're married.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Yeah, but they'd all be written in your own blood so I can't be having that.
I DEMAND ROMANTIC ODES!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# His name is Jeru
He's not from Peru
Mr Pineapple is there at present
Jeru smells like a pheasant.
One that's been hanging for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I am a poet
And I was not aware of this fact until presently
And upon that time
I conducted a rhyme.
See! I was going somewhere with this!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Pooft.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yes
There once was a horse
that went around a course
then it died
and I ate it
with onions.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Nom nom nom!
I finished it for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# you've seen to my horse!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# His name is Jeru
and he smells of dog poo
His jokes are quite wry
Coz he nicks them from Fry!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# \o/
a hunk of burning love
with the scent of wet cement
a meal of chargrilled dove
leads to elvis dement

I'd be all shook up
doing jailhouse rock
I'd fill your cup
and then stop rhyming.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# your nuts
my nuts

EVERYBODY'S NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# what even my nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# those most of all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# yes
especially your nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# well
if you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Salty?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Who the fuck eats sweet nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# me.
peanuts cooked in sugary syrupy crap are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Peanuts aren't nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# ok.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# they're actually a kind of dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# WELL NOW I REALLY FEEL STUPID!
GOD YOU LOT ARE SUCH BULLIES!

*flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I don't think anyone's 'flounced' since the 1830's
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# you domn't spend enough time on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# crazy fool
next thing you will be saying they are legumes
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# equally confusingly, nutpeas aren't peas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I can't believe he's touching that with his bear hands.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Honey, that was a bad pun
You need to paws for effect.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hah
I've not been called honey for a while.
The grizzley bearded look tends to ward that kinda talk off.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I've not called anyone honey in yonks, probably not at all ever,
Bear with me while I try to think of another pun.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I reckon
Dan might be getting a bear behind soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I bet that ta...

Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# always hated the way dans
gun fitted into his shitty guncase.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# HAHAHA!
That looks like the best fun!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# er...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# winston!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# is he dead?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# no
I was just reading his autobiography the other day (which you should read if you haven't, it's fascinating) and saw a FedEx van, and couldn't get it out of my head for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# fair,
it's the reason for pretty much any imgs i create n post, along with many many other b3tans :p yeh, i'd imagine fiddle's autobiography would be a pretty awesome read *adds to mental want list*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# oo I have an original one of these somewhere
it's no doubt worth all of £3.99 on ebay :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

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